Banished Disciple’s Counterattack

Chapter 1656: Just touch it, what the heck!

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Seeing the rolling words on the page, Ye Chen couldn't help but twitch his lips. A book without words, you are quite humane at the moment.

A group of female disciples around him had blushing cheeks and were a little embarrassed. They were watching Ye Chen pee, "xiaojiji" was really cute.

Ye Chen coughed dryly, pulled up his pants, and said meaningfully, "It is undeniable that I am a bit angry today."

"Uncle Ye is hungry." A female disciple laughed dryly.

"It's quite a bit." Ye Chen touched his belly.

The female disciple smiled, took the spiritual fruit, and handed it to Ye Chen.

Ye Chen was not polite. He could usually stuff one spiritual fruit in one mouthful, but this time he had to hold it with his two small hands and eat it.

The female disciples looked at her with big eyes. Ye Chen, a child, was so chubby, which made some of them become more maternal.

"Ignore me, go practice!" Ye Chen said, taking out several ancient secret scrolls from his storage bag.

They all have no secret skills, and they are never stingy with their disciples.

The female disciples were overjoyed and took the secret scroll, not forgetting to salute Ye Chen. Ordinary disciples rarely have this honor.

They didn't go far, so they found a few places to sit cross-legged on Jade Girl Peak, comprehending the secret method while taking care of Ye Chen.

Ye Chen is a legendary figure who has written many myths. As a disciple of Heng Yue, they all regard it as an honor to be sent to Jade Girl Peak to take care of him.

Ye Chen also sat down and propped up a stick on the top of the mountain.

Then, he put the Wordless Holy Book on it. The urine had to be dried, and the book still had to be read.

He just left it there, holding his chin, staring at the book in a daze.

After calming down and thinking about it, his rejuvenation has nothing to do with the Wordless Book. The problem still lies with himself.

He knows very well that he is a dead person, existing in the world in the form of a living person, and all kinds of nonsense can happen.

A gentle breeze almost blew him off the mountain.

Fortunately, a jade hand caught him and brought him back.

The woman's fragrance was overflowing and refreshing. When she looked back, she realized it was Qi Yue, with beautiful eyes like water, gleaming.

"I almost fell down." Ye Chen adjusted his collar, and most importantly, lifted up his shorts.

"I didn't expect Junior Brother Ye to be so cute when he was a child." Qi Yue smiled, knelt down, couldn't help but stretched out her jade hand, and pinched Ye Chen's little face.

"You were very cute when you were little." Ye Chen sat down cross-legged, "I vaguely remember that when I found you three hundred years ago, you were also plump and had a little bellyband."

"So, you've hugged me?" Qi Yue smiled.

"I also chose the name." Ye Chen chuckled.

"A precious mortal memory." Qi Yue also sat down, hugging her knees and looking into the distance with a dazed expression. "Every year during the Qingming Festival, I burn a stick of incense for my mortal parents. They have been dead for many years and I miss them."

Ye Chen smiled, did not answer, and looked into the distance.

Qi Yue could at least remember what his parents looked like, but he had never met his parents. His childhood memory was filled with darkness.

This should be a pity. Although he hated him, he also had hope. His cruel parents probably had no choice but to abandon him.

The years have gone too long, and this road has been walked for too long. The so-called resentment has long been looked down upon and disappeared with the wind.

Qi Yue left, her back a little bleak and pitiful.

Ye Chen also put his thoughts away and took down the heavenly book that had been dried.

I sat there all day long, reading quite seriously.

During this period, the female disciples came up several times. Seeing that Ye Chen was fascinated, they did not disturb him and only left many spiritual fruits.

Those bitches Xiong Er, Xie Yun and Situ Nan also came here a few times, always wanting to come up and tease Ye Chen as a child.

However, their luck didn't seem to be very good. As soon as they climbed to the top of Jade Girl Peak, their back legs were sent directly back to their hometown by the two elders of heaven and earth. No matter what, they were still energetic.

Compared to living treasures like them, it was much more normal for Yang Dingtian and the others to come to visit, and the two elders of heaven and earth did not interfere.

As night fell, Ye Chen fell asleep while reading.

Just when he closed his eyes, he felt a fairy light flashing through the hazy sky. Its color was colorful and gorgeous.

Ye Chen suddenly opened his eyes and looked around, then raised his face and said, "Old man, have you seen a colorful light?"

"Not looking at it." The two elders of Heaven and Earth replied, both of them were asleep.

"Did I see it wrong?" Ye Chen rubbed his big eyes.

"Ye Chen?" Another fragrant breeze blew by, and a beautiful figure fell on the top of the mountain, with a surprised and tentative tone.

Ye Chen raised his head and saw that it was Hongchenxue, as beautiful as an immortal.

"Returning to youth, how could this happen?" Hong Chenxue looked strange, looking up and down at Ye Chen, unable to see the reason.

"Miss you Master again? Come here to see me?" Ye Chen grabbed a spirit fruit and chewed it deliciously.

"Tianxuanmen summons, just passing by." Hongchenxue squatted down, his expression still strange, "What is your situation?"

"It's hard to say it all, so don't say it." Ye Chen waved his hands, and he would shed tears if he said too much. The fame of his life was gone.

"Then I have to give him a hug." Hongchenxue also showed a maternal attitude, picked up Ye Chen, pinched his little face, and poked his belly, "Here, call aunt."

"My sister! Put me down." Ye Chen yelled.

"You're not big, but you have a bad temper!" Hongchenxue was amused. The little guy was so cute when he was angry.

Ye Chen's big eyes rolled, and his little hands consciously reached into Hongchenxue's chest and clothes. He used all his strength to grab a handful. Those two steamed buns felt really good.

Hong Chenxue's cheeks turned red, and sparks suddenly bloomed in her beautiful eyes.

It's okay if an ordinary kid touches it. You are over three hundred years old, and you still dare to eat my mother's tofu. I'm going to beat you.

On the spot, Ye Chen grabbed one of Hong Chenxue's legs, with the toes facing up and the head facing down, and lifted it up.

"You touched me first." Ye Chen shouted.

"Then you touch my breast?" Hong Chenxue was furious, waved her jade hand, slapped Ye Chen on the buttocks, the sound was so clear that she almost made Ye Chen cry.

"Just touch it, how about it!" Ye Chen was so shameless.

"Hey!" Hongchenxue got angry and slapped him a few more times. Fortunately, Ye Chen was a child. In the past, he would have been pushed to the ground and beaten to death.

"This Jade Girl Peak is really lively." A misty voice sounded, and someone came again. After a closer look, it was Chu Lingyu.

Chu Lingyu's expression was also very strange. After falling, she glanced at Hongchenxue, then at Ye Chen who was being carried by Hongchenxue, and finally looked at Hongchenxue, "Did you give birth?"

"Why did I give birth to you and you didn't notice? This is Ye Chen."

"Ouch!" Chu Lingyu immediately stretched out her hand and took it from Hong Chenxue's hand. She was also carrying it with one hand, looking at her from head to toe, "Why are you like a child again?"

"Can you put it down for me first?" Black lines were running around Ye Chen's face. It was really embarrassing to be carried like this.

Chu Lingyu was easy to talk to, and finally let Ye Chen land on the ground, with a smile on his face, "This is really new."

"Is it funny?" Ye Chen's pink face was as black as coke, and his butt hurt more and more.

"It's okay." Chu Lingyu smiled even brighter, took out a piece of memory crystal, and directly extended Ye Chen's fleshy appearance, which was really eye-catching.

"You have to take this back and offer it as an offering." Hongchenxue was also making rubbings, "I also spanked the Holy Lord of Heaven."

"I'm sick." Ye Chen cursed, turned around and ran away.

"Where are you going?" The two girls raised their hands and were pulled back by this guy. Then they put one cheek against Ye Chen's face, raised the memory crystal, and took a group photo.

It's a good thing that technology is underdeveloped, otherwise these two idle bitches would definitely show off in their circle of friends.

"Is that Hongchen's wife?" The two elders of Heaven and Earth clasped their hands in their hands, hiding in the misty void, and they didn't look down.

"It seems to be called Chu Lingyu, from the Tianzong family."

"My status in this life is absolutely noble, the disciple of the Sword God."

"There is also Hongchenxue, Alchemist's disciple. I heard that in Xuanhuang, a sword sent Alchemist's son to the west."

The two of them were chatting happily.

As he spoke, Tianlao frowned and glanced at Xutian, "Old man, have you ever seen a colorful light?"

"Someone is peeking in here." Di Lao groaned.

"It seems that the goddess sent the two of us here not without purpose." The divine consciousness of the old man instantly spread all over the sky in all directions.

Di Lao flicked his finger on the divine light, melted a secret method, and merged into the void. It would not be easy to escape the tracking of the two of them.

Below, Chu Lingyu and Hongchenxue finally stopped, looking at the memory crystals happily.

"It's your fault that you two won't be able to find Hongchen." Ye Chen was furious. If the fighting power was still there, he would definitely deal with these two girls.

"Stop making trouble and be serious." Chu Lingyu took away the memory crystal, poked Ye Chen's belly, and asked, "You once said that when the devil manifests, the world of mortals will appear, right?"

"Maybe it's Liu Dao." Ye Chen shrugged his shoulders, "So, you two must be sure to look for it. Don't take off all your clothes before you realize that you are treating the wrong person."

"That's okay! They look exactly the same anyway."

"Oh, let me go. If you had told me earlier! I look exactly the same as them. If you had told me earlier, I would have slept with you two."

"Forget it, I'll fuck you, I don't even know what to do." Chu Lingyu and Hongchenxue glanced at Ye Chen with disgust, and You stayed on Ye Chen's lower body for a second longer. He was not tall, so "xiaojiji" won't be big anymore.

"It's so damn embarrassing." Ye Chen opened his pants and glanced inside at the little guy. He was really small.

"Master's Wife, tell me if you give this boy some Hehuansan, will it kill anyone? There are many of them on Jade Girl Peak."

"He is in very good health, so eating less should be fine."

"Bitch, you two bitches." Ye Chen cursed, turned around and ran away again. He staggered on his small steps and stumbled more than once. He got up and continued running, rolling and crawling.

Behind them, giggles continued. The two women held their lower abdomens and laughed so hard that tears filled their eyes.