The existence of Lang Bo is definitely a big joke!
What feces and urine
What to be a mom
These words really seemed to come out of Moruo's mouth.
It is estimated that he said it so "vulgar" because he knew that the stupid big man couldn't understand the implicit and connotative words.
Simple and easy to understand!
When Lang Bo saw that he was about to break out of laughter, he gave him a stern look.
Rebuke: "Is it still a brother? Did you laugh at me like this? And I didn't say this, it was described by Mr. Mo."
Can be innocent.
Shi Ziran coughed a few times and stopped laughing at him. He said solemnly: "Actually, what Young Master Mo said is right, think about it, you can't always follow the prince, right? You are also a man, it's time to think about yourself, you really want to be a bachelor all your life and keep Can't you make a living with the prince? Besides, your parents are still counting on Jiuquan
As you pass on the lineage, spread branches and leaves, rest in peace! "
"Can… "
"You don't do it anymore, Miss Youji is taking care of the prince, where do you need you?"
Lang Bo sighed heavily. Shi Ziran continued to encourage him: "Don't worry about it any more, now that this good thing is in front of you, the Qin girl has already spoken to you first, and your elders are still fiddling, are you a man? You also have thoughts about her. If you miss it, someone else will take it away. You can do it when the time comes.
Don't regret it. "
"Then what shall I say?"
"How do you say it? Say it boldly!"
"Why do I always feel awkward?"
Shi Ziran really couldn't do anything about him, so he put a jar of wine in front of him and said, "Come on, wine is strong! After drinking this wine, go to your girl Qin and confess your heart to her. , be a man."
Saying that, the back of his hand patted Lang Bo's chest several times.
The lungs were almost taken out.
Lang Bo gritted his teeth and spelled it out for the word "good man"!
Determined to do it!
He lifted the jar of wine, held it and poured it into his mouth.
Drink very hard!
It was said that wine was strong and cowardly, so he gave it a try.
Shi Ziran also drank with him.
The surroundings were lively, everyone ate meat, drank alcohol, and even a few men danced around the bonfire.
very happy.
Not far away, Sai He, who was drinking on the seat, suddenly got up and walked towards Ulihan.
He has always been a mortal enemy with Ulihan, and tomorrow he will lead his troops to join Muzar. After thinking about it, he still has to find Ulihan to reconcile.
Shaking his stout body, he sat down beside Ulihan.
This ass goes down, the ground shakes!
His big belly almost knocked over the table in front of him, but luckily Ulihan was quick enough to hold it down.
He turned his head and looked strangely at Sai He, whose face was flushed.
"What?" he said and moved to the side.
But Saihe got closer to him again!
Like a candy bar!
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Want to make fun of me? Sai He showed his yellow teeth, smiled, and said to him very politely: "Ulihan, we always disagree, I know you hate me, in fact, I hate you too, and I want to beat you a few times, Let you stay calm, but this time we are going to send troops to fight Yuedan, we are on the same front
Yes, what was unpleasant in the past will be written off today, you say, how is it? "
puff-
When what!
Ulihan snorted: "Did you drink too much?"
"I didn't drink too much!"
"Then don't talk nonsense." He disliked him very much, and moved to the side by the way.
Sai He leaned towards him again with a smile, and put the wine jar in his hand down on the table.
"Boom"!
A corner of the table was cracked and nearly broke.
Fortunately, very tenacious.
But he saw Ulihan's face in shock!
I thought to myself, is this idiot/cheater out of his mind
If you agree to "beg" for a write-off, you clearly want to use violence to oppress me.
Ulihan was ashamed.
But looking at this situation, if he refuses to write off with him, this foolish idiot will probably fight with him.
So I thought about it and said, "OK, let's write it off."
Shake hands.
Sai He breathed a sigh of relief, grinned, patted his shoulder heavily with a big hand, and said, "It's really my good brother, then we'll kill the Yuedan gang and smash them together, come, drink, fill up. superior."
He took the jar of wine he brought, and poured wine into Ulihan's bowl.
kind.
And that night, everyone drank a lot.
But Hou Liao people are born wine jars, they are not drunk at all, but their stomachs are about to explode.
After the banquet, they all returned to their respective posts.
And at this time, Lang Bo was very drunk!
Totally like a puddle of mud.
Let Shi Ziran drag him away and head towards the tent.
But-
As soon as he arrived outside the camp, Lang Bo called out "Miss Qin" in a daze.
Shi Ziran took a step.
Ask: "What's your name?"
"Miss Qin..."
"You brat, you really are drunk and cowardly!"
"… "
Suddenly, Shi Ziran made up his mind.
A wicked smile on the corners of his mouth.
Turning his head to look at Lang Bo, he said, "Brother, don't say I won't help you! This time, you have to control it yourself."
He had a small calculation in his mind.
Then, he helped Lang Bo outside Qin Xi's tent.
There were still lights inside.
She shouted at it, "Miss Qin, are you there?"
Qin Xi was packing things inside.
Hearing the sound, he replied, "Yes."
"Then I'm in."
"come in."
The curtain was pulled, and Shi Ziran saw Lang Bo, who was drunk and swaying, came in.
When Qin Xi saw Lang Bo who was drunk, he was slightly startled: "Brother Lang?"
He quickly stepped forward and helped Shi Ziran to lie down on the carpet.
Lang Bo rolled on the ground a few times, but was uneasy.
There were a few unintelligible words in his mouth.
Qin Xi asked, "Why did he drink like this?"
"Heart sick!"
"what?"
Shi Ziran hurriedly said, "I don't know, maybe he has something in his heart, he can't persuade him anyway, and he shouted every girl Qin, insisting that he wants to come to you, if there is no way, I will send him. coming."
As he spoke, he showed a helpless look on his face.
Qin Xi's cheeks flushed.
He lowered his head and asked in a low voice, "Brother Lang... is he really calling my name?"
"Of course, if he hadn't called your name, how could I have brought him here?"
"… "
Lang Bo twisted a few times on the ground and shouted, "Drink, I can still drink, drink..."
As he said that, he didn't forget to stretch out his hand and shake it.
Shi Ziran said to him, "Drink, drink, you know how to drink! Sooner or later, you will be drunk to death."
Then he punched him in the chest.
Lang Bo doesn't feel pain either!
Continue to yell for a drink. But that punch made Qin Xike feel distressed.