Seeing the scene in front of him, Li Chengfeng almost wanted to turn around and run away.
What the hell is going on
But at this time, the old man had quietly moved behind Li Chengfeng and the senior sister, looking at them with eager eyes.
Li Chengfeng secretly resented it, and was quickly thinking of ways to escape, but he saw the woman who was like a mountain of meat standing in the middle of the lobby, holding something as big as a towel in her hand. But it seemed that there was only a small handkerchief that was constantly wiping something under his turban.
The old woman on the side saw this and smiled and said: "Daughter, today is a happy day, why are you crying?"
Li Chengfeng immediately cursed in his heart: Are you fucking drooling
Then I heard this Roshan's delicate voice choked with sobs: "My daughter just feels that she is about to be separated from her family, and she feels sad in her heart."
She lifted her headscarf and glanced at Li Chengfeng, her eyes turning. Although there was a smile in her eyes, she smiled shyly when she saw Li Chengfeng.
This smile made Li Chengfeng's scalp numb!
He knew that the gentry in the southeast had a way of playing, and that was to organize an extremely alternative oiran selection for the annual oiran beauty pageant. Every year, each major brothel selected the ugliest oiran.
The oiran beauty pageant is mostly held in early spring, which symbolizes the coming of spring and the blooming of hundreds of flowers, while the ugly oiran pageant is held in late autumn, which symbolizes the approaching winter and the withering of all things.
During the selection process, the clowns did all kinds of tricks, which made people laugh. At the same time, some of them were so ugly that they made people grimace.
When Li Chengfeng saw the mountain of meat in front of him, he felt that if she went to the southeast to choose the ugly girl, she would immediately be the most ugly among the flowers, because... he had never seen a woman with a pig's head on her head.
This is obviously a wild boar spirit! !
Fat head, big ears, protruding mouth, big eyes, black hair and thick skin!
Li Chengfeng didn't dare to take another look and quickly looked away. However, when he dodged his gaze, he saw the senior sister beside him with a sullen face and a serious expression, as if he had died as a parent. If he hadn't seen the corner of her mouth trembling slightly, , clenched his fists with five fingers, and looked like he was trying to hold back his laughter. He thought it was the senior sister who was about to enter the bridal chamber.
Li Chengfeng gave the senior sister a vicious look, but he heard the old woman laugh and say: "Hey, my mother didn't marry you off to ask you to leave us. From now on, our family will live happily together. "
Roushan was overjoyed at first, and then said sadly: "But my daughter is getting married, but her sisters are still waiting in the boudoir, waiting for spring pavilion..."
After saying this, the old man nodded quickly and said: "The pig boy still has a heart!"
Hey, you also know that your baby looks like a pig! !
Li Chengfeng couldn't help but complain again.
The old woman then said: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. We can just marry them together. Marrying one is a marriage, and marrying two is also a marriage!"
Li Chengfeng was stunned when he heard this, and the corners of his eyes twitched: You're not done yet, are you? Grabbing a sheep and tearing it up
The senior sister on the side had a hard face, with her fingernails digging into her flesh. Li Chengfeng turned away to look at her, hoping she would say something, but the senior sister immediately turned her head away and her mouth twitched. .
Li Chengfeng was angry in his heart. He turned his head and said through gritted teeth: "OK, OK, I'm still marrying if I marry one, and I'm still marrying if I marry two! What else is there about crooked melons and broken dates, broken copper and iron, stinky fish and rotten shrimps? And call them out, I will just accept them all!"
The old man suddenly became furious: "Asshole, what did you just say?"
Li Chengfeng immediately apologized and said with a smile: "Father-in-law, please calm down. My son-in-law will be very happy to marry such a good Miss Qianjin. You are talking nonsense and childish talk. Don't take it seriously. Don't take it seriously..."
The senior sister couldn't bear it anymore and she started to twitch all over.
Anyway, the fire can't burn her now. It's not too big to watch the excitement, and it's not too big to see the funeral!
When the old man heard what Li Chengfeng said, he immediately grinned and said, "My dear son-in-law, you're welcome. It doesn't matter. We are all a family anyway."
Li Chengfeng was laughing and laughing. While the two were chatting and laughing, two maids in the back room brought out two brides wearing phoenixes and rosy crowns. Li Chengfeng took a look and took a breath of air.
Okay, three thousand pounds of meat mountain! !
But then, Li Chengfeng suddenly looked at two men in groom's clothes with a puzzled expression. Each of these men was leaner than the other, with sinister eyebrows, rat eyes, and sharp mouths and monkey cheeks. They looked like firewood sticks turned into essence. His arms and legs are so thin that it feels like a little doll could break his arms and legs just by touching him.
Is it possible that three thousand kilograms of Roushan ate all the food in this restaurant
Is this family’s ancestral culture that values girls over boys? !
Li Chengfeng slapped his legs and laughed wildly: "Oh, Senior Sister, Senior Sister, you can't run away either..."
The senior sister's face turned pale and she gave Li Chengfeng a vicious look. Li Chengfeng smiled proudly and said, "I saw him building a tall building, and seeing him collapse it!"
Before he could finish speaking, the old woman said: "Chou Da and Chou Er, why don't you marry along with the three sisters?"
Li Chengfeng's laughter stopped suddenly, as if a duck had been choked.
Then the senior sister on the side finally couldn't help it anymore and burst out laughing. The laughter was not over yet. She imitated Li Chengfeng's previous gesture and slapped her legs and laughed.
Li Chengfeng was furious: "Hey, they are men!"
There was a dangerous look in the old woman's eyes, and she said sullenly: "Who just said rotten fish and shrimps, crooked melons and cracked dates, and broken copper and iron? Humph, I don't have anything here, just rotten fish and rotten fish. Shrimps, crooked melons, cracked dates, and lots of broken copper and iron! Just take them all in one fell swoop!"
Li Chengfeng was stunned. The corners of his eyes twitched and he began to look around quietly, wondering if he should leave the senior sister and run away.
But the old man behind him laughed. He took out a nine-flower lantern from his arms and held it up in the air.
The nine-flower lantern then lit up by itself, emitting a red light that illuminated the cave's already bright red color. The light penetrated directly to the outside of the cave.
"Jiuhua lantern?" Senior Sister's face changed, with fear in her eyes.
"What Jiuhua Lantern?" Li Chengfeng lowered his voice.
The elder sister whispered: "The demon lantern specializes in absorbing people's souls. Look, what circulates in the nine-flower lantern are the souls that have been absorbed and cannot escape."
Li Chengfeng took a look, and sure enough he saw that the figures outside the Jiuhua lantern that seemed to be performing shadow puppets were indeed souls locked inside one after another.
The corners of Li Chengfeng's eyes twitched. At this time, he was extremely hoping that Chaos and Zhu Yan could come over again, which would be better than the current scene of forced marriage.
At this time, the musicians around him were playing and singing more and more vigorously. There was a nine-flower lantern blocking the way behind. The old man came to the top and sat down with the old woman with confidence. Then a man came out from nowhere. The dog-like officiant shouted in a high-pitched voice: "The auspicious time has come, come forward and pay homage!"
Soon, two burly maids appeared next to them and held Li Chengfeng hostage. Li Chengfeng was brought to the front of the hall with a face that was worse than death. He struggled and looked back at the senior sister, but saw her pursed lips and smiled. When he saw himself looking over, he couldn't help but squeaked and turned his head.
Li Chengfeng was brought into the hall filled with grief and indignation. When he was about to bow to heaven and earth, he suddenly heard a voice coming from outside the cave: "Master Li? Is Master Li in there? It will be easy to find him in the next moment!"
Hearing this voice, Li Chengfeng almost burst into tears. Emma, relatives, no matter what monsters, monsters, or enemies of life and death come here at this time, they are all relatives! !