After a full meal, these salted fish were all full and full, much like the satiated wild cats in the zoo lying on the ground with their bellies open to bask in the sun. Some of the salted fish were still licking their bellies.
Li Chengfeng looked at them with a smile, as if he was looking at a group of prisoners who had been decapitated. He clapped his hands and said, "Okay, after eating and drinking, it's time to do something serious!"
The salted fishes raised their heads one by one and complained: "Envoy Li, please rest for a day, I just ran too hard!"
"Yes, Commander Li, we have never practiced like this before. I can't bear the weight of this body!"
"That's right, those elites are raised from big fish and big meat. We usually eat chaffy vegetables, how can we stand this!"
"That's right, Ambassador Li, if you feed us with plenty of fish and meat for half a year, you will ensure that we are all alive and well, and we will definitely not lose to those old Qiu Ba!"
Li Chengfeng laughed when he heard this, and asked Lao Qiu Ba? Aren't you guys just Lao Qiu Ba? What about pointing at a monk and calling him a bald man
Li Chengfeng was not angry either. He smiled and said, "Big fish and meat? You can have this!"
When the salted fish heard this, they immediately stood up. If you want to say this, then we are not tired!
Li Chengfeng said: "The following training is not difficult at all, and it is not tiring at all. It can be completed by one person, as long as you have legs."
The salted fishes were dubious after hearing this, and looked at Li Chengfeng with suspicion: "Envoy Li, you don't want to play tricks on us!"
Yes, wasn’t running in the past just a matter of having legs
Li Chengfeng pointed to the open area of the playground and said: "In a moment, you will all line up in order. Everyone should stand according to the posture I asked. If you stand for an hour, you will pass!"
These are all old friends. Although it sounds like there is no big problem, someone still boldly asked tentatively: "May I ask Commander Li, what is your stance?"
Han Tianxing on the side couldn't stand it any longer. He stepped forward and shouted angrily: "You're so outrageous! Don't push yourself too far! Senior brother said you're being polite, but you're just going to slap your face, right?"
Han Tianxing yelled angrily, causing them to shrink their heads back and lower their heads, as if they were lowering their heads to admit guilt, but even a blind man could see disapproval and scorn in their lowered eyes.
Yes, you are a monk, but can you really kill us? We didn't violate military discipline!
This is a military camp, not a sect of cultivation where the monks can get whatever they want!
Li Chengfeng stretched out his hand to stop Han Tianxing. He smiled and said, "The standing posture is very simple. Just follow it and learn it."
After that, Li Chengfeng stood on the spot in a very standard military posture, with his head held high and his chest raised, his abdomen drawn in and his legs together, looking like a straight javelin.
Han Tianxing kept nodding his head and looked at the salted fish with disgust and disgust, as if to say: Look, look!
Salted fishes naturally know what they are doing, and they feel that this simple standing posture can immediately refresh a person's energy and spirit. The monk who seemed approachable and amiable before has now turned into a sword with soaring energy. , a powerful magical weapon!
The salted fish were shocked by Li Chengfeng. They all looked at each other and hesitated to say anything.
Li Chengfeng quickly calmed down, looked at them with a smile, and said, "Learn this posture from me, will you?"
A veteran who looked to be in his forties boldly asked: "Envoy Li, are you just learning to stand?"
Li Chengfeng nodded and said, "Yes, it's very simple, isn't it? If you stand here in this position for an hour, you will have completed your training!"
Han Tianxing was very anxious after hearing this. He was about to speak but was stopped by Zhao Xiaobao.
Zhao Xiaobao held back his laughter and whispered: "Don't be anxious, don't be anxious."
These salted fishes all felt relieved at this time, clapped their chests and said, "Aren't you just standing? What's so difficult about this!"
"If you can't do this well, wouldn't you be a waste of military pay?"
"Envoy Li, don't worry, we may not be able to fight, but just standing there for an hour will definitely not let you down!"
Li Chengfeng nodded with a smile, and then said: "Then let's make a three-part agreement. If you stand in the same posture as I just did for an hour, there will be a big meal waiting for you in the evening, which is not inferior to the pork stewed vermicelli you just ate! "
The salted fishes were all overjoyed when they heard this. How long did they usually walk just to carry food for the army? What's so hard about just standing there for an hour now
Each of them beat their chests so loudly that they made a big deal.
Li Chengfeng smiled and raised a finger and said: "During this hour, you cannot change your posture. Anyone who makes a mistake, moves, or leaves at will will be immediately considered eliminated. The meal will be canceled for the day. There will be only one A bowl of gruel!”
The salted fish looked at each other, communicated with each other with their eyes for a while, and then nodded in agreement.
Li Chengfeng raised a second finger and said, "For the next month, your standing posture will be an extra quarter of an hour every day, and you can also add an extra dish to your meal!"
The salted fish immediately became excited and moved their index fingers, wishing they could jump to tomorrow immediately!
This is just in time for the Chinese New Year!
As for the matter of an extra quarter of an hour every day, although they heard it, it went in one ear and out the other, and they didn't take it to heart at all.
Li Chengfeng continued: "Third, once we reach this agreement, then you must abide by this agreement. If anyone among us wants to quit, cheat, resist, cheat, and cheat, then I will not only remove him from here If you kick him out, he will also be kicked out of the ranks of the Xiang army! It is true that I cannot kill you at will, but please believe me, I have the power to kick out those cunning and disobedient people from here! "
The faces of the salted fishes changed, and they were secretly shocked.
What are they doing as soldiers
Isn't it just that you can't live anymore just to eat food
Those who have committed crimes and are sent here will end up worse than ordinary people once they are expelled from the army. They will be immediately arrested and imprisoned, and then charged with desertion!
At present, the battlefield in the southeast is like this. The ground is thousands of miles away. It is impossible to survive without begging for food from the army!
Even though Xiang Jun can only eat bran-thick vegetables every day, he can still survive!
Being kicked out of the Xiang Army basically means waiting to starve to death!
For them, this is the most terrible punishment!
The salted fishes looked at each other, hesitant, and no one spoke for a while. Li Chengfeng was not in a hurry, and looked at them with a smile on his chest, until a dark-skinned young man stepped forward and imitated Li Chengfeng. In the previous standing position, with your chest raised and your head raised, your belly drawn in and your legs together, you said loudly: "I do!"
With the first one, there will soon be a second one, and soon everyone will nod in agreement.
Li Chengfeng didn't mind it, and high-fived them one after another. Then he asked the salted fishes to stand in the middle of the playground one by one, and then corrected their standing postures. At the same time, he also held a wooden stick in his hand. Who had the wrong posture? Just give me a stick.
These soldiers are used to being beaten and scolded by their superiors on weekdays. It doesn't matter if they take a few sticks. After a few sticks, some of them are even laughing and giggling, and some even just quit after standing there for half an hour. He sat down on the ground.
They had no idea that with such a simple standing posture, within a quarter of an hour they would feel so uncomfortable that they felt like they had thorns all over their bodies. Some were twisting around, some were scratching their heads and ears. After a quarter of an hour, they were basically all gone. Everyone has eaten Li Chengfeng’s stick.
An hour that usually passes easily by bragging, spanking, laughing and joking, now the day actually feels like a year!
In addition, the sun was shining brightly in the south at this time, which was completely different from the thousands of miles of ice in the north. The sun was making them all sweat profusely. Their bodies were like prawns in a steamer, and their spirits were shrinking at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Li Chengfeng was in high spirits and beat them one by one, making them cry and scream.
Han Tianxing watched thoughtfully from the side. When Li Chengfeng came to the side to drink water, he walked over and said with admiration: "Brother, are you training their obedience?"
Li Chengfeng glanced at him unexpectedly and said, "No."
Han Tianxing was stunned for a moment and then said: "Then senior brother is training their discipline?"
Li Chengfeng smiled and shook his head: "No."
Han Tianxing scratched his head and said unwillingly: "Then senior brother is cultivating their teamwork?"
Li Chengfeng laughed and patted Han Tianxing on the shoulder: "Tianxing, you are really smart!" After saying that, before Han Tianxing could show joy, he said with a straight face: "No!"
Han Tianxing was a little crazy. He smiled bitterly and said, "Then please give me some advice, senior brother!"
Li Chengfeng gently tapped the palm of his hand with the wooden stick in his hand, and said with interest: "Oh, I just want to experience the feeling before and feel what it is like to be an instructor!"
Han Tianxing was confused: "Huh? But, senior brother... these guys really don't train well, when the time comes..."
Li Chengfeng sneered: "These salted fish? Count on them? Forget it!"
Han Tianxing became more and more puzzled: "Senior brother, what are you trying to do?"
Li Chengfeng said with a smile: "It's fun!"
Han Tianxing took a breath of air, and his eyes changed slightly when he looked at Li Chengfeng. He finally understood what Zhao Xiaobao's sympathetic eyes were about just now.
Is it just for fun to torment these guys like this
You are the devil!