Since opening the funeral parlor, I have met many strange customers. Some are sarcastic, some have bad intentions, some are domineering, some are glass-hearted, and some even really think of themselves as God, who belong to our parents.
Once I met a strange customer. A big man wanted to buy a shroud for the old man. After picking more than ten pieces, he was afraid that I would not fit him well. He said that I was about the same size as his old man, so I had to give it a try. Of course I can't agree, but the other party went crazy, saying that the customer is God, and all the customer's requirements are reasonable, and we cannot treat God like this. I said, God doesn't make things difficult like him. Then he flew into a thunder, and greeted the seven aunts and eight aunts to help out, not to say that I insulted him, and asked me to apologize to him. I asked how to insult him. He said that I insulted him when I said he was God, because God was a dead man, and I compared him to God to call him a dead man. In the end I had no choice but to call the police.
So today I want to make things difficult for Niu Pengpeng's girlfriend, and I want to see her adaptability.
The girl said: "Buying shrouds for the elderly is a part of filial piety for the younger generation. Clothes can be discounted, but filial piety cannot be discounted. Brother, if you say that if I give you 10 or 20 yuan cheaper, it does not appear that you are not filial enough and are not willing to spend money on the elderly. Do you mean it?"
When I asked this question, I was taken aback, and then I couldn't help but smile. This girl is pretty good at talking with a small mouth.
I asked: "How old are you?"
The girl smiled and said, “Women’s age is the same as men’s wages and it’s confidential. You can’t ask. Brother, I think you can buy this one for the elderly.” She picked up the expensive shroud and continued to sell it, “I’m sure There are no such good clothes on the whole street. You can see the quality and workmanship of the clothes, and you think they are good value for money."
I couldn't help but praised, saying: "You can really say it."
"It's not that I can tell, but that's the truth."
I smiled and sat on a chair in the shop and asked, "What is your name? How did you meet Niu Peng?"
The girl was stunned, and said in surprise: "You are..."
"I'm his brother-in-law." After I finished speaking, I felt wrong, so I changed my words and said, "It's not my brother-in-law. My name is Chen An, the owner of the shop."
The girl suddenly realized, and said a little awkwardly: "It turned out to be brother-in-law. My name is Guo Miao."
"It's not brother-in-law, you can
It's Brother Chen, I'm quite satisfied with your performance just now. "
Guo Miao breathed a sigh of relief immediately, poured me a glass of water, and said, "Brother Chen, drink water."
"How old are you this year? How did you meet Niu Pengpeng? I heard him say that you are his girlfriend."
"I'm 19 years old this year, and I met him when he was buying clothes. In fact, we are just ordinary friends, not boyfriends and girlfriends."
Guo Miao doesn’t admit that he is Niu Pengpeng’s girlfriend. I think the girl may be embarrassed because of the thin-skinned girl, but I don’t mind it, saying: “No matter what friends you are, since you are here, you have to work with peace of mind. The salary is the same as Pengpeng. The basic salary is 2000, plus a 3% sales commission. Is it acceptable?"
"Yes, Pengpeng treated me when I came."
"Why didn't you do your previous work?"
"I used to work as a salesperson in a clothing store. I didn't make a lot of money and I had to rent a house outside. I felt pressured. Pengpeng said that it takes care of food and housing, and it's okay to make money, so I came to try."
The reason is reasonable. I nodded and said, “As long as you work hard to earn money, it’s not a problem. If you are good at the end of the year, you can still get an extra month’s salary.
"Okay. Brother Chen, my rented house expires in ten days, where will I live?"
"In the store, don't you mind?"
The store is filled with supplies for the dead. A little girl will inevitably be timid if she lives in the store. If she doesn't work, let her live in my house, or move to live with Big Eye by herself.
"Don't mind. But I want to live alone."
"Live alone? What do you mean?"
"Pengpeng also lives in the store now, it is not convenient for me to live with him."
It suddenly dawned on me and said, "No problem. There are two stores that are enough for you to live in. I think you can live here and let Niu Pengpeng live in the new store, because the newly renovated paint smell of the new store is relatively big."
"Brother Chen, I want to live in a new store, not afraid of the smell of paint."
Unexpectedly that my kindness is not appreciated by the other party, I asked in surprise: "Why?"
Guo Miao bit his lip and said, "No, I just want to live in the new store."
"Okay. Then you can live in the new store. Tell me when you move, I'll drive to help you pull things."
Guo Miao said happily: "Thank you Brother Chen."
At last there is a satisfactory clerk in the store. I am very happy. I took Niu Peng with me at night.
Peng and Guo Miao went out for a big meal, and drove Guo Miao back to her residence after the meal.
In the next few days, Dayan and I stayed in the store. Because Guo Miao and Niu Pengpeng were there, we were basically idlers. But the business is pretty good, especially the new store has three to four thousand turnovers every day.
Having had dinner at noon that day, Big Eye and I were sitting in the shop grinding our teeth and farting. An old man wearing sunglasses, wearing a white Tang suit and combing his head came in. Judging from the big gold watch in his hand, it looked like He is a rich man. Guo Miao immediately greeted him and asked what he needed.
The old man looked around the shop and said, "This is the first time I have seen someone decorate a funeral supply store so beautifully."
Guo Miao smiled and said, "We are a high-end store."
"Where can the supplies of the dead be high-end? Aren't they all urns, shrouds, and paper people. Are your things all made of gold?"
Guo Miao said: "Goods and goods are definitely different, and I not only buy things, but also quality and service."
The old man said unceremoniously: "What service? Do you still have after-sales service?"
Rolling his eyes with big eyes, he said, "Master, what do you want to buy?"
The old man had a bad tone and said, "You can't come in and have a look if you don't buy anything?"
"Either you come to buy something, or you come to find the difference."
The old man stared and said, "Who said I'm not here to buy things."
"What do you want to buy?"
"I said it for nothing, because you don't have it in the store."
I also think that the old man is idle and has nothing to do. He deliberately came to find bad luck and said: "Master, you don't say what to buy, how do you know if our store is not? As long as it is for dead people, we have it in the store, otherwise we will not Dare to open such a big store."
The old man asked disdainfully: "Is it true? Don't say big things. If I said that your store doesn't have it, I'm going to smash your sign."
Guo Miao said, "Uncle, you are a little unreasonable. If we don't have you in our store, you can go to other stores to find it. Why do you have to smash our sign? You are too unreasonable."
"I live by unreasonable life in my life. Do you dare to take this business from me?"
I also felt no sense in my heart. If my peers were envious and jealous and hated deliberately to find the fault, the matter would be complicated. I said, "What are you going to buy?"
"coffin."
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