"do not care!"
The big man is obviously not very good at endorsing books. In just four sentences, he scratched his head vigorously but didn't think of it. He shook his head angrily, looked at the woman dressed up and said, "As long as you hand over ten taels of silver , I won’t make things difficult for you.”
"Being a bandit for the first time?" The young woman cast a glance at the big man and asked calmly.
"Yeah." The big man scratched his head and said with some embarrassment.
"Why do you do this?"
"Buy medicine for my brother."
"only you?"
"Just me..."
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The big man answered a few words, and suddenly realized something was wrong. It took him a while to realize that he was here to rob, not to be interrogated, and said angrily: "Stop talking nonsense, take out the money quickly, otherwise, otherwise—"
He sat down on the tree trunk in the middle of the road and said, "Otherwise, you don't want to pass here today!"
brush!
The big man suddenly felt a cold light appear in front of his eyes, and the next moment, the tree trunk under him broke in two, causing his body to stagger and sit directly on the ground.
When he realized it, a long sword was already on his neck. The woman looked down at him and said, "You can't even speak official Chinese well, how can you be a bandit!"
The big man looked aggrieved, he was also entering the industry for the first time, the first business he did, and he could recite a few sentences, which is considered pretty good...
"When will you learn by heart and when will you talk properly." The woman said coldly.
"This mountain is mine, this tree, this tree is me..."
"I planted this tree, if I want to live from now on, stay, stay..."
"I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree. If you want... want, why don't you go, I don't want money!"
The big man looked aggrieved, and tears were about to flow down.
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Xiaohuan lifted the curtain of the car, looked at the big man squatting on the ground with his head in his arms, covered his mouth and smiled and said, "Master, this bandit is so stupid!"
Li Yi is deeply convinced of this. The bandit in front of him looks like he has become a monk halfway. Not only has he not received an orthodox education, he has not read "Self-cultivation of a Bandit", "Basic Etiquette for Robbery" and "How to Speak Mandarin fluently". ", it seems that even the head has a little problem.
However, it was a bit of a bully for Miss Liu Er to make people crouch with their heads in their hands to recite the book.
But it's normal to think about it, she can be vague about other things, and she has absolutely zero tolerance for such fake bandits who try to get away with it.
When the man was finally able to recite the most basic mandarin sentence, and he finally looked like a bandit, Second Miss Liu asked him to remove the tree trunks on the road, and the carriage started again.
Through the window at the back, Li Yi saw that the man was still following closely behind.
"The money has been given to you, why don't you leave?" Li Yi opened the window and said.
While chasing the carriage, the big man said loudly: "You are going to Qing'an Mansion. I will escort you there. No money will be charged. The money you gave me will be returned to you when I have money!"
Li Yizhen was amused by this guy, how could there be a bandit who took the money and wanted to return it
"This is the money you snatched with your ability, why do you want to return it?"
The big man was obviously distracted by Li Yi's words again. After thinking for a long time, he touched the back of his head and said, "It's not because of my ability. I can't beat you. You are good people. I will escort you to Qing'an Mansion!"
"You said you can't beat us, why do you need your escort?"
Li Yi found out that this big man was a bit stubborn, and he always felt strange to be followed by such a person beside the carriage.
"If I don't send you off, I will go to Qing'an Mansion." The big man smiled honestly and said, "Because my family belongs to Qing'an Mansion..."
In today's society, even such an honest and straightforward guy knows how to play tricks. It's really a declining world, and people's hearts are not old. Li Yi put down the car window, and he naturally gave up when he got tired after a while, and continued to tell Xiaohuan about the legend of the sword fairy s story.
Occasionally, they would raise their eyes to look out of the window. When the official road becomes smoother and the carriage does not bump too much, it means that they have entered the boundary of Qing'an Mansion.
He also did not expect that it would take them two full months to travel from the capital to Qing'an Mansion.
Traveling all the way, I don’t know how many times I traveled across the state and across the government, and I thoroughly experienced the feeling of a family trip.
Apart from the horse-drawn carriage, there was no more convenient means of transportation. Because they wanted to play, they naturally ruled out the possibility of taking a boat. They didn't just go straight down the waterway, they stopped and stopped all the way, and almost saw the scenery along the way.
Of course, he brought three first-class beauties around the market alone, and encountered a lot of troubles during the past two months.
I didn't go through it myself, so I don't know what kind of chaos other remote places will look like except for Qing'an Mansion and Kyoto. In two months, they encountered no less than ten times just for bandits and horse thieves. Of course, the number of these bandits Not too many, at most, there were only dozens of people at a time, and Ruyi didn't need to make a move, Ruyi could kill seven in and seven out with one sword.
So much so that even Xiaohuan, who was a little scared when encountering the situation at first, could face dozens of robbers with a smile after experiencing several robberies, and discuss with Li Yi what to have for supper at night.
This is also the reason why Li Yi didn't bring a guard with him when he traveled. With such a lady and sister-in-law, the world is so big, where can't he go
In addition, the most troublesome time was probably when passing through a certain state, the son of the governor's family molested the women in the street, and spoke rudely to Miss Liu Er, and she abolished the root of his descendants with a sword, and the four were arrested by nearly a hundred people. The sergeant surrounded that time.
That time, I didn't bother Ms. Liu Er to do it. Official matters can be settled with only one sign. In the end, the governor made an apology and gave him a big gift, which made Li Yi feel that the old emperor was actually quite generous. With one card in hand, the experience I have had is not bad.
As the saying goes, Wangshan runs dead horses. This sentence is absolutely true. The short distance on the map is impossible to reach. In the end, they can only speed up the pace, and finally officially entered Qing'an today. on government land.
When I went back, I suggested to the old emperor that the guy who drew this map should hang up and fight. The scale is seriously out of balance. If you rely on such a map to fight, you don’t need how brave the enemy is, and you will kill yourself.
"Benefactor, you must have traveled a lot, right?" The big man sat cross-legged outside the carriage and asked Li Yidao with a silly smile.
Seeing this guy chasing the carriage for an hour, and still not blushing or panting, Li Yi admired this guy's physical fitness very much, nodded and said, "He's from Kyoto."
"Kyoto! That's so far away! I heard that the emperor lives in Kyoto, and the houses in the palace are all built of gold!" The big man said with a look of surprise: "I have never been to Kyoto, I told you about it. my!"
Li Yi changed Miss Liu Er in, and came out to get some air by himself. Hearing what the big man said, he thought that the old emperor didn't have that extravagance.
Along the way, I saw many people rushing in the same direction on the official road, and asked with some doubts: "Is there any excitement ahead?"
The big man chuckled and said, "You don't know, Mr. En. These people all went to Chenjiagou, where a new Goulan was built—no, it seems to be called a theater, but they all have the same meaning. There are beautiful things in it." To watch a big play, you can go in with two copper coins, but you can only stand and watch with two copper coins, so I went in and watched it once—oh my god, that female ghost is so scary!"
Speaking of the theater, the big man seemed to have opened up a chatterbox, and he talked to Li Yi endlessly: "Speaking of this theater, it's amazing. It has been opened all over Qing'an Mansion, and the play in it is so wonderful. Ghosts, white snakes, I have never seen them before, and some theaters set up rings, let those martial arts masters go up to fight, rank some martial arts masters, watching them fight is better than a big show, just the people around Too many, can't squeeze in... "
The big man talked endlessly, talking tirelessly, but he didn't see his benefactor one by one. When listening to him say these things, he always had a faint smile on his face.
Before leaving, he completely handed over the affairs of the theater to old man Sun and Wan Ruoqing. At that time, he told them not to rush to expand, and wait until everything stabilized, and then develop slowly. Unexpectedly, this is over. In just two months, the theater has grown to such a scale in their hands.