"Why did you suddenly ask this?"
Li Yi felt that he had to ask clearly about this matter. Why did the good princess come out all of a sudden, and the person who came out was Miss Liu Er, which is a bit difficult. Miss Liu Er agrees or disagrees, but Ruyi definitely won't agree...
"Oh, it's because they are forcing the imperial sister to marry!" Princess Shouning interjected.
Li Yi was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that Her Royal Highness is a few months older than Miss Liu Er. According to the royal practice, princesses will marry one after another after they are fourteen years old. rare.
And the reason why she returned to Beijing from Qing'an Mansion in advance last time was because Yushi saw that the whole Yushitai was blown up, and at the same time, she put her marriage on the table, just waiting for Li Yi to come to Beijing. This matter has been suppressed, and it seems that it has been brought up again now.
"What's the trouble..." Li Yi looked at her and said, "Who hasn't been forced to marry, what's the big deal..."
Thinking back to the old mother who was forced to marry, I didn't use any methods. Compared with the professional forced marriage, Yushi is nothing!
"You have a solution?" Li Mingzhu looked at him, his eyes sparkling.
"How difficult is it..." Li Yi waved his hand and said, "You can choose one if you want to become a monk or come out of the closet."
"Come out?" Her Royal Highness knew what it meant to be a monk, but she didn't quite understand the last word Li Yi said, so she looked at him and asked.
Li Yi shook his head: "Don't look at me, even if I agree, Ruyi won't agree, and you can't beat her..."
Seeing that she was still looking at him, Li Yi was startled, his expression became more vigilant, and immediately added: "I can't do it either, I have a family... Besides, the same surname is not married, your thinking is very dangerous …”
"What exactly is coming out?" Her Royal Highness continued to ask.
"Forget it, just pretend that I didn't say that." Li Yi waved his hand and said, "Be a monk, do you understand if you become a monk?"
"Your Majesty's dragon body is ill. As the eldest princess, should you pray for His Majesty, eat fast and chant Buddha on weekdays, and do good deeds every day... No, your old Li family believes in it, so you should sincerely practice Taoism, do good deeds and accumulate virtue. Your Majesty's health will not last a day." Well, you will not return to the vulgar for a day..." Li Yi looked at her and said: "I promise, in this way, those imperial historians will definitely not dare to talk nonsense anymore, and the whole court, including His Majesty, will not say anything more."
In order to pray for His Majesty, Her Royal Highness is willing to become a monk with a body of golden branches and jade leaves. What a filial piety, it is too late for the imperial historians to praise. They drown.
Her Royal Highness looked at him with a slightly hesitant expression.
Li Yi went on to say: "Of course, it's easy to become a monk, but it's difficult to return to secular life. If you don't like this method, it's okay, we still have plan B."
"Your Majesty is sick, and powerful enemies are staring at you. The country is suffering from internal and external troubles, and is in dire straits. As the eldest princess of a country, she is worried about Your Majesty and state affairs. Worrying becomes sickness, worrying becomes intermittent hysteria, When he was sick, he liked to draw his sword and cut people, and he would not stop when he saw blood. In this way, he would never dare to marry you." Li Yi has a lot of experience in this matter, and he is full of civil and military affairs. Intermittent hysteria, when he is stimulated, he will go crazy. Her Royal Highness is so close to him, it is very normal to accidentally contract this disease.
"Don't worry if no one will believe you. I'm familiar with the Department of Medical Sciences. It's very simple to issue a certificate."
"You have already used this method." Li Mingzhu looked at him and said.
"It's easy to use because you've used it before." Seeing that she didn't seem to like this method, Li Yi thought for a while and said, "If you don't like the first two methods, you can only use Plan C."
"Which censor is the most troublesome, hire a few killers to kill him." Li Yi looked at her, stroked his neck lightly with one hand, and said, "How about it, simple and rude, once and for all, is it very important?" heartbeat..."
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"These are the methods. Which one to use is up to you." When Her Royal Highness was thinking, Li Yi reminded: "Anyway, everything is done early, and it will be too late when His Majesty makes a decision."
No matter how much the old emperor spoils her, he cannot keep her in the palace for a lifetime, this is beyond doubt.
In Jingguo, there is no custom of princesses marrying outsiders. Under normal circumstances, princesses would marry the heirs of some important ministers, or intermarry with wealthy families, and there would be some political factors in it.
Of course, free love also exists in this era, but most of them happen in small families. For ladies of a little status, marriages are not in the hands of themselves, and princesses are no exception.
After eating the candied fruit, Princess Shouning wiped her mouth and said, "Girls are all going to get married. The concubine mother said that I should get married in two years."
Li Yi's expression was stunned, and he almost fell off the steps.
How old is Tsundere Lolita this year, maybe not yet eleven
Even if it is eleven, two years later it will only be thirteen. Thirteen is about to talk about marriage and have children
It's fucking - it's a beast!
"Cough, it's not good to get married too early..." Li Yi coughed lightly, thinking that it was time to popularize some knowledge that girls should know.
"Birthing too early will cause irreversible damage to a woman's body. At the age of fourteen or fifteen, I am still a child, and my body has not matured. Dystocia is a common occurrence. One dead body and two lives are not uncommon. If you don't believe me , You can ask any stable woman at random... "In this day and age, having a child is tantamount to a life-and-death separation, and the question of whether to keep the big or the young is not a joke...
Speaking of having a baby, Tsundere Lolita was still a little shy, but after hearing what Li Yi said, her shyness quickly turned into fear, her face was pale, it turned out that having a baby was so scary, she decided to go back and persuade her mother Well, according to Mr., she won't get married in two years.
"Actually, within the royal family, in order to get closer, marriages between cousins are often carried out..." Li Yi looked at Her Royal Highness, and said, "Have you noticed that there will be many descendants of these cousins who marry each other?" Stupid and disabled?"
Li Mingzhu thought for a while, with a little surprise on her face, she asked, "Why?"
"This involves the issue of genes and heredity..." Li Yi realized that he had talked too much today. If he continued, the old emperor might ask him to build a biology college again.
Li Yi looked at her and said, "Let's give a simple example. Do you know that there is a kind of person in this world who doesn't distinguish between red and green?"
[Note: Not being able to distinguish between red and green is not knowing red and green. This is a misunderstanding of many people about red-green color blindness—from an author who has been professionally color-blind for twenty years.]
Li Mingzhu nodded and said, "King Cheng and Princess Cheng don't argue about red and green. This is no secret in Beijing."
Now that she knew it was happening, heredity was a good explanation.
"Let's call the disease of not being able to distinguish between red and green color blindness for the time being. If King Cheng and Princess Cheng both suffer from color blindness, then their children, regardless of gender, will definitely suffer from color blindness. This is heredity..." Li Yiyong Explained to her in the most understandable language.
Only by explaining this matter clearly can we explain why "there are so many idiots in the royal family".
Li Mingzhu looked at him in surprise, and said, "But, the little princess—he doesn't have color blindness."
"—" Li Yi was taken aback.