In the Dongyuan, a three-story hall near a mountain and a lake, empty wine jars rolled all over the floor, and large bone sticks that had been chewed cleanly, cleaner than dogs licked them, were everywhere.
There were more than twenty old eunuchs, seven or eight old nuns, and a dozen tough men with bare chests. This strange group of people all had red faces and were lying on the ground soundly asleep.
We drank a lot at the party and got really drunk.
Even though the sun has risen more than a rod high, these people are still drunk and sleeping soundly.
As a royal hunting garden, Dongyuan not only has a forbidden army stationed there, but also has a large number of eunuchs and maids responsible for cleaning and maintaining the palaces and pavilions here.
It's just that the Hunting Garden is a Hunting Garden after all. A place that the God Emperor only visits once every three years is even more remote and deserted than the Cold Palace in the Imperial City.
Whether it is the eunuchs who are stationed in Dongyuan or the old ladies who manage the palace maids, they are naturally the type that their mothers do not love and their fathers do not love them.
When you come to Dongyuan, basically don't expect to get ahead in the palace.
Therefore, if you have wine today, you will get drunk today.
In addition, the Emperor is far away, and the God-Emperor only comes once every three years... Therefore, the old eunuchs and old ladies stationed in Dongyuan naturally get along with the leaders of the Forbidden Army in Dongyuan, and their relationship should not be too close to each other. , naturally there are a lot more messy things.
Suddenly, several officers in soft armor and staggering steps rushed up to the hall on the third floor, screaming at the top of their lungs.
"Sir, it's not good, it's not good... trouble is coming, trouble is coming!"
In the main hall, many eunuchs, nuns, and generals of the Dongyuan Forbidden Army were like fake corpses, their bodies twitching violently, and they opened their eyes in panic.
An old eunuch with gray hair, a face full of age spots, and whose cultivation was only at the beginning of the Life Pond Realm had a nightmare. He screamed at the top of his lungs: "It's not good, your Majesty is here... Hurry, hurry, Huangtupu Dao, spread the pure water to welcome His Majesty!"
Another old lady screamed: "Kill with a thousand cuts... Hide those big-bellied girls... You bunch of beasts with a thousand cuts, I told you, how many times have I told you , The palace maid can’t move, she can’t move!”
Coupled with the screams of several officers who came to report the news, the hall was in a state of chaos. Someone stepped on an empty wine jar, and the wine jar rolled away with a "chirp" sound and hit the person. It was smashed into pieces on a coiled dragon pillar, and the man fell heavily to the ground, with a bang on the back of his head.
In the main hall, a rather tall and handsome young man with a face as white as a silver basin and a pair of twinkling peach blossom eyes hurriedly pulled a long gown around his body, and then started cursing hysterically.
"Quiet! Quiet! The sky won't fall!"
"How is it possible for Your Majesty to come? Your Majesty has been away from the Royal Safari once every three years for ten rounds. Your Majesty has not been to Dongyuan for thirty years! Be quiet, be quiet, don't make a fuss!"
The trembling old eunuchs and grandmothers, as well as the generals of the Forbidden Army, all exhaled. One by one, you looked at me, I looked at you, and then they laughed stupidly at the same time.
Isn't it
According to the ancestral system of the Jin Dynasty, the God-Emperor of the Jin Dynasty must bring his relatives, civil and military officials to Dongyuan for hunting once every three years.
However, the current God-Emperor of the Jin Dynasty, Sima Xian, is lazy. He only likes to squat in the imperial city and enjoy himself. In the past thirty years, Sima Fu, the crown prince of the Eastern Palace whom he appointed, has led a large group of people on hunting expeditions in his place.
And Sima Fu...
The peach-eyed young man tightened his belt tightly and said proudly: "If the prince comes here, what is there to panic about? Don't forget, we are the prince's confidants, what is there to panic about?"
He pulled out a whip from somewhere, and the peach-eyed young man whipped it at several officers who rushed in and yelled. Even though he didn't use much force, he still hit a few unlucky ones so that their hats fell to the ground, their buns were messed up, and they were all in a miserable state.
"What's the name? What's the name? What's the trouble? With the Lord in charge, what's the trouble?"
In the main hall, a group of slightly awakened old eunuchs, old ladies, and several Forbidden Army generals looked at each other, and then laughed at the same time.
Isn't it
The current Dongyuan Colonel Sun Bubing, his father is the current Dong Palace Military Prime Minister Sun Bupo.
The Sun family was also one of the famous wealthy families among the generals of the Jin Dynasty. Sun is not sick, and he is also studying with the prince. He has been a close sibling who grew up with the prince since childhood.
The position of Captain of Dongyuan was also planned by the current crown prince Sima Fu personally for Sun Bu Bing.
How much was Sun Bubing favored by the prince
Let’s just say that 70% of the current Dongyuan Imperial Army’s 900,000 empty military salary has been dedicated to the prince by Sun Bubing for private spending by the prince. He is an important source of wealth for the prince. How much do you think Sun Bubing is favored by the prince? Faithful
"Hey hey hey, there is a school captain here, what are you afraid of?" Several imperial generals who were born tall and strong, and it was obvious that they had been mentally retarded since childhood, laughed happily.
Sun Bubing snorted lightly, dropped the whip in his hand, clapped his hands lightly, and said calmly: "Tell me, what's the matter? The ghosts were crying and wolves howling early in the morning. Those who didn't know thought you were stealing someone. Your biological father found out."
Several Forbidden Army officers laughed dryly. The guy who shouted loudest just now took two steps forward and whispered: "Boss, our main entrance to Dongyuan was smashed by someone. The gate and the watchtower were all knocked down. ."
Sun Buying's expression suddenly changed.
The expressions of all the Forbidden Army generals also changed.
Although the Dongyuan Forbidden Army is not as good as in previous years, the skeleton of the Dongyuan Forbidden Army is still there.
Ignoring Sun Bu Bing, the highest commander of the Dongyuan School, there are eight first-grade generals, twenty-four second-grade generals, and nearly a hundred third-grade generals in the command level of the Dongyuan Forbidden Army.
Regardless of the number of soldiers under his command, or the combat effectiveness of these soldiers, in terms of the establishment of senior generals, the general establishment of the Dongyuan Forbidden Army is no worse than the Shenwu Army, the Suppressing Demon Army, and the ** Demon Army.
In terms of organization, the Dongyuan Forbidden Army also belongs to the top legion.
The main entrance of Dongyuan is the face of Dongyuan Forbidden Army.
Who dares to come and slap them in the face
"Did that cowardly bastard do it?" A tall, shirtless general with a large mass of black hair on his chest yelled: "Quick, quick, find out what they're doing. Brothers come to visit him and don't give him three to five million taels of gold to spend on his expenses. It seems that our Dongyuan Forbidden Army is too incompetent!"
Those who can serve in the Dongyuan Forbidden Army are all wealthy young men from top families.
These guys may not have much cultivation, or they may have never been on the battlefield in their lives, but with the backing of a wealthy family and the Dongyuan Forbidden Army being such a special organization, it is extremely easy to get promoted.
Especially in this three-thirds of an acre of land, they are the bosses, which has developed their arrogant and domineering style.
In Anyang City, the Dongyuan Forbidden Army is indeed very famous. They are hated by people and ghosts, and ordinary people dare not provoke them at all.
When they hear that someone is coming to cause trouble, their first reaction is that this is an opportunity to make a fortune.
Sun Bubing's face was flushed with excitement, and his eyes became more and more watery as if they could drip water: "Who is it? Who is it? Who dares to break the face of our Dongyuan Forbidden Army? Tsk tsk, this is what God wants me to do. Get rich!"
Sun Bu Bing's body started to tremble slightly. He laughed and said, "I haven't had hair for several months. The bumpkin from Shuzhou last time... Hehe..."
A group of Forbidden Army generals were laughing and joking, and were about to agree with Sun Bubing, recalling their glorious experience of blackmailing a wealthy Shuzhou businessman who had "accidentally entered Dongyuan" a few months ago...
The officer just now had lowered his voice: "Yes, the newly appointed Duke of Yuzhou, the Colonel of Dongyuan appointed by His Majesty, the Duke of Yuzhou, Huo Xiong... is here."
There was dead silence in the hall.
Sun Bu Bing's face was changing from green to red, and all the generals of the Imperial Army were swollen and twitching all over. Cold sweat was oozing out from the foreheads and backs of several generals.
The old eunuchs and old ladies looked at each other, grimaced at the same time, turned around and left one by one.
"Captain Sun, it's just your forbidden army's activities and has nothing to do with us servants... Please deal with it easily." The old eunuch who had just yelled to greet us coldly snorted: "What should be said and what should not be said, You have a clue in your mind... If some things are leaked, people will die!"
The old grandma who was yelling just now was chattering all the way and discussing with several old ladies around her.
"Those girls can't stay in Dongyuan anymore. Send them out quickly. Hurry... Hey, I don't know what kind of girls Mr. Yuzhou likes?"
"However, there are eight thousand girls in our Dongyuan. Some are thin and some are fat. How can we not pick out the good ones? Hehe... As long as Mr. Yuzhou is still a man, is it possible that he will still make things difficult for us ladies? Mom?"
"Isn't that true? Where is the cat that doesn't eat fishy food?"
The old ladies left calmly, and the new official took office, which is a good thing...
The old eunuchs looked very gloomy.
The old ladies have a lot of maids at their disposal. What can they, the old eunuchs, do? Send some fair and tender young eunuchs to Duke Yuzhou
It seems that you can try it
What if
Sun Bubing stood motionless in the hall with a cold look all over his body.
A dozen Forbidden Army generals stared directly at Sun Bubing, not knowing what to say.
After a while, Sun Bubing said in a cold voice: "Go away, two people. In recent years, all the account books and official documents of the Dongyuan Forbidden Army must be burned."
The two more shrewd generals turned into a strong wind and rushed out of the hall without saying a word.
Ledgers, ledgers, Dongyuan Forbidden Army's ledgers, they absolutely cannot withstand inspection. If they are not burned cleanly, people will die.
"Let's set fire to the warehouse where the ordnance is stored." Sun Bubing took a deep breath and took out a fist-sized red crystal ball.
A ball of fire in the crystal ball is like a solidified iceberg, floating quietly inside, lifeless, but giving people a feeling of extreme danger.
"Use this Three Yang True Flame to light a fire and ensure that everything is burned without leaving any clues." Sun Bu Bing said quietly: "You all know the situation in the armory. It must be burned cleanly. Go quickly."
Two more shrewd-looking generals took over the fire and transformed into strong winds and rushed out of the hall.
"You guys, come with me to greet Duke Yuzhou." Sun Bubing had a sullen face, gritted his teeth and snorted: "You don't follow the rules, you really don't follow the rules... Why did you suddenly come here to kill him?"
"Shouldn't he first go to the Imperial City to see His Majesty, bow down and thank him, and then come to Dongyuan to take up his new post?"
"Asshole, if he goes to the Imperial City first, His Highness will get the news and give us a notice."
"We had enough time to deal with it, how could we be caught so unprepared?"
"It's really, really uncouth."
Sun Bu Bing and a group of Forbidden Army generals were very resentful. They changed clothes, washed their faces, and dressed neatly. Then they slowly flew out of the west gate on a cloud of flowing clouds.
They deliberately slowed down their movements.
Behind them, behind several large mountains, pillars of black smoke rushed up.
It took half an hour for the smoke column to rise before the feeble sound of the gong was heard. Several soldiers were beating the gong while humming feebly: "Come here, put out the fire... The water is leaking, put out the fire... Hey, Hey, brothers, wake up and put out the fire!"
Outside the west gate, Wu Tie was riding on the back of a dragon horse, quietly looking at the mountains and rivers in the East Garden.
Several soldiers who had just been shaken away by his loud shout were standing aside with humble expressions and cautiously, and from time to time they secretly glanced at Wu Tie.
Suddenly, a fire shot up above Huo Zaozao's head and shot up more than ten feet high. He said angrily: "How long has it been? Why, are there all dead people inside? Why don't you get out?"
Huo Zaozao and other Five Elements elves were furious.
In their hearts, Wu Tie is the reincarnation of the supreme Saint Ancestor. Soldiers have already gone in to deliver the message, but they have been waiting here for almost two quarters of an hour, and not a single ghost has appeared... This is a great disrespect to the Saint Ancestor!
Not to mention the fire spirits with the hottest tempers, even the earth spirits with the calmest and dullest personalities all had fierce looks in their eyes and stared at the poor soldiers with murderous intent.
If Wu Tie hadn't moved or said a word, they would have rushed up and killed these soldiers.
"No rush, no rush, always give them some time to deal with some shameful things." Wu Tie smiled kindly.
His soul power is much stronger than ordinary people, even comparable to the existence at the peak of the womb realm. The huge soul power spreads out, and everything that happens in the three-story hall is seen by him in every detail. inside.
He heard all Sun Bubing's orders clearly.
But it doesn't matter.
The previous activities of the Dongyuan Forbidden Army had nothing to do with him.
He came here just to build a new Dongyuan Forbidden Army and completely separate it from the past Dongyuan Forbidden Army, which is a good thing.
After waiting for another half-quarter of an hour, Sun Bu Bing and his party finally arrived at the west gate slowly, stepping on the slow clouds.
They pressed the cloud head, stood on the ground, looked at Wu Tie twice, and then focused their attention on the Five Elements Elves.
The aura of the Five Elements Elves was strong and strange, and their appearance was very different from that of humans. Sun Bubing and others were quite curious.
Wu Tie didn't say anything, just stared at Sun Bubing.
Sun Bubing put his hands behind his back and looked up and down at the Five Elements Elf.
The strange silence lasted for a long time. Wu Tie remained silent, Sun Bubing did not say a word, and a group of Dongyuan Forbidden Army generals also did not say a word.
In the end, Huo Zaozao still couldn't suppress his anger, and he shouted: "You guys, why don't you quickly bow down to the Duke of Yuzhou and seek death for each one of you?"
With a 'whoosh', the flames on Huo Zaozao's body rose, and the aura of the peak of the womb realm spread. In the distance, the frightened roars and cries of countless birds and beasts came from the Dongyuan jungle, and large numbers of birds soared into the sky. , fleeing into the distance like dark clouds.
Sun Bu Bing snorted coldly, raised his head, and smiled arrogantly.
"Kowtow? Why? Huo Xiong, in what way can you surpass me?"