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Chapter 1089: The Dangerous Consequences of Teaching a Man to Fish (Part 1)

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Ordinary thick black jeans with a checkered hood and inner collar. The autumn windbreakers commonly seen on the Internet are far from trendy or exquisite.

But with a slender figure, the red color of the coat and his lively vitality can still make people's eyes shine.

I think this is a pretty girl.

"Tang Bing Tang Bing, you're back."

Sitting at the small table quietly flipping through a foreign novel, Gou Yu greeted Tang Bing with a smile when he saw Tang Bing returning to the hut so "vigorously" every time.

"I'm freezing to death."

With a mournful face and wailing, Tang Bing kept steaming into his palms.

I don't know if it's the mildew leaking out. The weather was pretty good, but after she walked back from get out of class, it turned cloudy and windy in an instant.

And it's windy...

But today she wore a little less, and Tang Bing felt full of malice from God.

"By the way, why is Xiao or you the only one?"

Shivering shiveringly, and finally expelling the cold air from his body, Tang Bing looked at the figure of Gou Yu at the small table in amazement:

"What about the senior, I remember he didn't have class this afternoon, so he didn't wrap himself in a quilt like a melted slime lying on the table blowing warm air?"

Ah. How should I put it, Tang Bing, you really know the captain.

Listening to her precise description of Ran's state half an hour ago, Gou Yu gave a slightly ashamed smile, then glanced at the kitchen and replied to Tang Bing:

"The captain said he is in the kitchen, because there is nothing to do in the afternoon, so I taught the captain how to cook."

"Oh, that's it."

Responding casually, Tang Bing took out his slippers from the shoe cabinet,

Then he turned his head suddenly in the next second.

"Σ(?Д?!!! Wait for me, what did you just say you did!?"

"Taught the captain how to cook..."

Hearing Gou Yu repeat it again, Tang Bing found that he hadn't misheard, and threw himself in front of him in disbelief:

"Why!? Why did you teach the elder how to cook! Are you dissatisfied? Little or are you dissatisfied with your cook's personality! If you are tired of cooking every day, you will leave it to me!"

"Why do you put crap like the senior in the kitchen!"

Being asked such a loud question, I felt a little overwhelmed. Seeing Tang Bing's nervousness about to cry, he went crazy.

He tried to comfort with a light smile:

"It's okay, it's just cooking, Tang Bing, you are too worried..."

"A guy who can drive a car like that, God knows what he's going to do!"

ah.

For some reason, this rebuttal is too convincing,

Gou Yu was speechless for a moment.

But looking at the kitchen with glass sliding doors, Tang Bing only felt a bad premonition now, and asked silently with his right eyelid twitching wildly:

"Just in case, I'd like to ask, how did you teach your elders how to cook..."

"I'm just normal..."

After she said this, she also became a little worried. Gou Yu truthfully told the content of her teaching just now.

Then I saw Tang Bing kneeling directly on the carpet, falling to the ground and unable to get up.

Among all the people in the hut, Gou Yu and Tang Bing are the best at cooking. Although they don’t know how to make delicate and complicated dishes or cakes, Tang Bing’s skills in various home-cooked dishes such as stir-fries and stews are impressive.

Even Gou Yu can't compare to the sense of authenticity accumulated by living in the dishes.

So seeing her like this, Gou Yu tentatively asked a little confused:

"Er... is there something wrong?"

"Instead of doing other things, generally speaking, it's true... It's small or you teach all the general tool skills first,"

With a depressed tone, he sat up unsteadily,

"but... "

Tang Bing suddenly yelled at him emphatically, shouting out a truth in this world.

"(*≧Д≦)! It's not like this only when teaching people how to cook!"

Hearing this statement, Gou Yu murmured with some shame:

"But that's how I learned..."

"Not everyone is a genius like Xiao or you, who can do everything after learning the basics!"

"And what the hell is your experiment-like explanation? I have been cooking for so many years, and this is the first time I know that the boiling point of oil is higher than that of water!"

It was unacceptable to complain about Gou Yu's teaching, and then Tang Bing slapped the table and pointed out the root cause to him loudly:

"Teaching Xiaobai to cook is to teach him to cook a dish first. If you teach him like this, it's like stuffing a pack of loose Lego, giving him the ability to combine freely,"

"It is very likely to make something strange in the end!"

His expression was also slightly stagnant, but Gou Yu still tried to make it back...

"Well... I checked the recipe online before telling the captain what to do..."

"If the recipes are useful, there will be no dark dishes in this world!"

It's a sharp point of view, it's too reasonable to refute at all,

Gou Yu finally realized what he did wrong,

Suddenly, there was uneasiness in my heart.

There was a 'swish' in his mind, Fangran flashed more than once,

Memories of making 'strange stuff'...

"No... Absolutely not... I learned how to cook at the level of a senior... I will definitely come up with something terrible in the end..."

Swallowing in fear, Tang Bing murmured to himself with trembling eyes,

Finally, he looked solemnly at the kitchen and made up his mind.

"Just for the sake of peace at the dinner table in the future, I absolutely want to stop him now!"

Then she stood up, intending to rush straight into the kitchen, but before Tang Bing could hold the doorknob, the kitchen door opened directly,

Fangran ran out excitedly with a plate in his hand!

"Small or, small or! I'm done, I'm done!"

)?Д?(It’s too late!!

"Hey! Hulu, you're here too, hehe, just in time for you to try my handicraft!"

While shouting in his heart, Tang Bing saw Fangran's 'devil' smile and looked at him. He just came back from the cold wind and was about to use it as a drug test material.

Once again, she felt full of malice from God.

Seeing Fangran confidently carrying a plate of dishes and putting them on the small table, Gou Yu and Tang Bing were both a little apprehensive as to what he had done.

Then I saw the dish on the small table,

Let’s not mention the miscellaneous things and even make people suspect that it’s the amount of ‘stir-fried seasoning’, just look at the first impression of the color, in a word, it’s...

Glossy and shiny!

"That... Captain, what are you doing...?"

Gou Yu's face was full of complexity and hesitation, he asked carefully and tentatively, and then looked at Fangran's hearty answer that gave him a thumbs up:

"Braised ribs!"

(°Д°(°-°Is this braised pork ribs!

There was hardly any red in sight, Fangran stared at him expectantly, thinking this was one of the prices for avoiding the captain's dehumanization,

Gou Yu picked up chopsticks and picked up a piece of spare rib and put it in his mouth.

Then two seconds later...

For some reason, he showed a smile that could interpret hard work.

"Well... as far as the first cooking is concerned, Captain, you have done a good job..."

"Yes! I think so too."

Hearing Gou Yu's comment, Fang Ran was a little embarrassed to be praised and scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Then I will..."

On the other side, Tang Bing, who saw the situation was not good, wanted to turn around quietly and sneak away...

Then Fangran silently grabbed his shoulder from behind.

"Gourd, as the person who is best at cooking this kind of dish, you haven't tasted it yet. Where are you going?"

emmm... .

The cabin was quiet for a second.

Then... .

"Don't! Don't! Let me go! Let me go! I don't want to be your senior's guinea pig! I don't even want to eat that kind of shit!"

The escape was exposed, and Tang Bing immediately began to struggle noisily, but the strength of ordinary girls was useless against the participants.

Fangran grabbed her hands with a vicious expression, and frenzied opening flashed in his eyes:

"It's okay! I've checked it with my ability, it's edible!"

"You should use your mouth for me!"

While desperately resisting his claws, Tang Bing yelled furiously when he heard this.

However, despite trying her best to resist, she was soon grabbed by Fangran's wrists with one hand.

"That's it! That's the kind of plot! A dish contains the heart and hard work of the creator. Even if it's a bit unpalatable, shouldn't you eat it with a warm smile?"

"This kind of line is not something you should say as a cook!"

Seeing Fangran forcefully grabbing himself, and even saying such shameless words,

Tang Bing blushed and yelled and complained frantically, then twisted desperately and tried to retreat to avoid it to no avail, and raised her little foot with a puffed face to push him away.

But the next second,

Fangran sat on her lap and easily restrained her, and pushed her down. After putting Tang Bing's hands on the carpet above his head and posing in a very bad position,

He picked up a piece of ribs and handed it to her mouth!

I can't resist at all, but compared to the shame of being suppressed by boys in this posture, Tang Bing is more afraid of resisting like being sentenced,

Looking at the pitch-black rib that was gradually approaching, he shook his head and struggled and shouted:

"It's about to drip! It's about to drip onto the clothes!!"

"It's okay, if you get the drop, you can choose it on the Internet later, and I will give you ten pieces, and gourds. Don't be embarrassed, come on, open your mouth, ah~~"

Completely ignoring all the struggles of the girl below him, Fangran continued his actions rather 'toughly', stretching the key things towards her mouth,

Seeing the crisis approaching, Tang Bing had no choice but to ask for help from his companions in the same camp and shout:

"Brother! Brother, help me! Senior, he is going to stuff strange things into my mouth!!"

And hearing her yelling, Fangran said the classic line with a villainous expression, the villain Miscellaneous Fish caught a female character.

"Hey hey, brother is not here, Hulu, even if you yell and break your throat today, no one will come to rescue you!!"

"Ah! Ya Butterfly!!"

on the side of the little table,

Witnessing this scene from beginning to end, Gou Yu looked at Fangran and Tang Bing's bad posture and bad words, with a slightly complicated expression, speechless,

Um...we should be trying food, right...

It's trying food, right? ? ?