After Tang Bing couldn't control his mouth, the stagnant air didn't improve.
instead...
Even more stagnant.
Watching Meng Lang's clothes being split into strips by some kind of 'hot energy', revealing his solid chest muscles, thighs, and sharp-edged latissimus dorsi and gluteal muscles in the gaps,
And damn black sexy panties!
Four people sat on the four sides of the small square table, and the scene was very strange for a while.
Then...
"Puff!! Puff... .. Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Exploding... Exploding clothes!? Oh my god... hahaha,"
Holding back the laughter, Fangran collapsed on the carpet with a burst of laughter, and spoke intermittently out of breath:
"Old man... When did you... learn this... ability to sell meat... My mother, my clothes! Ah, ah, I can't do it! My stomach...! "
Listening to his undisguised exaggerated laughter, his face was flushed with tears of laughter,
Meng Lang was so angry that his upper and lower teeth collided and trembled.
But at this time, Fangran was lucky enough to die, while twitching and making up for the knife:
"Ha, ha, brother, let you snatch... this is retribution!"
"Old... brother..."
With eyes closed and brows twitching wildly, thinking about what sins he did in his previous life to meet such a cheating thing, he gritted his teeth tremblingly in anger,
Meng Lang's eyes were furious, and he couldn't bear it any longer and shot fiercely!
"What the hell are you doing so blindly!"
"Wait, wait a minute...! Let me catch my breath....Puff! No... bro, you have to grab it yourself...! Don't blame me! Don't... sorry I was wrong... hahaha Pfft... I was wrong... dude!"
Already losing strength and laughing too hard, he was no match for Meng Lang's outrageous attack.
While Fangran laughed thoroughly, he admitted his mistake and begged for mercy without any pressure.
"(╬?Д?) Die to me!"
"Pfft, ha, ha ha ha ha!!!"
Looking at Fangran, who was crushed under Meng Lang's ragged clothes and could only resist with a dull smile, this messy scene,
Gou Yu looked at the plate of 'ordinary' braised pork ribs on the table with a complicated expression.
no... how exactly to do it,
Only one dish can make such a shocking effect.
While looking at the braised pork ribs on the table also unable to bear to look directly, Tang Bing silently questioned his soul.
"Small or, teach seniors how to cook, you regret it."
Gou Yu: "..."
"(°?°*) la meow!"
I don't know if it sensed something delicious, but a round and cute creature bounced onto the small table energetically, then looked at Fangran and then at Tang Bing,
The cat's tail stuffed all the ribs with the plate into his mouth.
Then...
"ε=(≧◇≦*) hiccup!"
He belched hot with a 'boo', then opened his eyes wide as if he had discovered something happily,
F-233 erected its big triangular ears, puffed up its face (body?) to accumulate energy bars as if holding its breath, and then 'poof',
Spew out a small flame.
"Σ(°?°!) La Meow!"
Then with novelty and surprise, he ran away happily.
Gou Yu: "..."
I won't complain...
Watching the scene where the mysterious creature eats the braised pork ribs that can make people explode, and then learns to spit out small flames and run away, and the unsightly two people beside them,
Gou Yu didn't feel any wavering in his heart.
Already accepted that weird endings are bound to have something weird every time.
"Ah. I'm finally free."
Then there was a knock at the door,
The two beauties who can make the hut instantly bright come back, and they have already appeared in the hut every Friday, and they were called back and forth by the family again this week.
Following Xia Yao's side, Ming Ling moved his waist and walked in briskly.
"Old... bro, I can't do it... Really, I'm bored..."
"Dream! I won't let you cry today, bro! I'm so ashamed to see people!"
Then, seeing Meng Lang's figure exposed in the 'rag outfit' in a scene that was pretty bad in every way, he accidentally whistled a frivolous 'not bad',
"What happened again?"
Seeing the two of them fighting again, Xia Yao smiled softly as if she had been amused.
Seeing the two of them come back, Fangran and Meng Lang who were fighting each other froze.
Then...
"Brother, it's your fate! Let me let you go this time!"
After all, he still couldn't hold back his face in front of the two beauties. Meng Lang rolled up Fangran's quilt and wrapped it around his waist, and ran back to his room to change.
Finally recovering from the burst of laughter, Fangran crawled back to the table on his stomach.
To be honest, using fire cards instead of gas was just a flash of his inspiration (it hurts to be idle), thinking that the dishes cooked with magic flames might taste better,
But he never expected to have the mysterious effect of exploding clothes.
Fangran, who has been 'bullied' by his elder brother recently due to the failure of his nirvana, has finally gained the upper hand, feels relieved and happy,
Σ(°?°︱) eh! Bridge beans sack!
If I increase the heat of the ignition card when cooking, and then trick my brother to eat it...
Wouldn't it be able to directly explode my brother's underwear (extremely shocked)! ?
The moment he thought of this, Fangran was incredulously stunned. He never thought that he was on the road of studying cooking,
I found a solution to the electric energy conduction underwear!
As long as there's no underpants in the way... .
Under the blow of the climax, it is impossible for my brother to be my opponent...
Hum hum, hum hum, ha ha ha ha ha! ! !
"Student, you seem to be very happy, what are you thinking?"
Just when Fangran suddenly discovered Huadian, and the villain's three-part smile burst out in his heart, opposite the small table, he was wearing a loose knitted gown, his legs were round and slender in black silk,
Xia Yao was dressed casually but not casually at home, looking at him with a curious smile.
"Cough no... nothing."
Fangran, who was so happy that his brother's underwear would explode, quickly put on a serious face and pretended to cough.
"Ah~ It's still relaxing here."
On the other side, Ming Ling lay on the small table and stretched her hands, then her beautiful eyes turned slightly to one side, and she seemed to be talking to herself:
"It would be nice to have another cup of hot milk."
Sister Mingling, can you just say what you want to drink
Seeing this oblique hint, Gou Yu got up helplessly, then took out the preheated milk from the microwave oven in the kitchen, and put it in front of her.
"Here, sister Ming Ling, the sugar has been added."
His eyes paused, although he said that, but at most he just wanted to act coquettishly, as a small 'test',
But seeing the hot milk prepared in advance in front of him, Ming Ling was slightly taken aback.
If you don't heat it with water, the microwave will lose the nutrition of the milk...
Fingers felt the moistness of the mug that had just been wiped, Ming Ling's eyes rarely flashed a bit of unexpected bewilderment.
In the days when the weather is cooling down, someone remembers that you like to drink a cup of hot milk with sugar, and you are careful enough to heat the water to help you prepare it in advance... .
Um! ? Why do I smell a sour smell of love ×2!
But at this time, the other side of the 'Senior Single Dog Ran' and 'Love Master Bing' both raised their heads instantly, keenly sensing something was wrong.
The entrance of warm milk is different from the desire to please the appearance and figure. There is a kind of plain warmth hidden in the details to moisten things silently.
Let the originally planned temptation and temptation fail before it takes effect.
"High salary..."
Instead, switch to what you want to say from the bottom of your heart.
"Small or! I hired you with a high salary, come to my house!"
Putting down the cup, Ming Ling looked at Gou Yu with sparkling eyes, and said in a bright voice,
(°д°(?д? No way × 2!
Seeing that their little or/or male god was poached like this, Fangran and Tang Bing suddenly let out an angry cry in their hearts that they dared not speak out.
"Ming Ling, what are you talking about all of a sudden..."
Slightly taken aback, Gou Yu couldn't help but sighed softly when he didn't expect the sudden "job opportunity".
And looking at the handsome, talented, calm and gentle young people who are perfect in all aspects, from the favor based on super high standards to a specific heartbeat,
Ming Ling took the initiative to come to his side, stretched out his fingers and smiled more beautifully than usual to tease and lure:
"Food and housing are included, five social insurances and two housing funds, winter and summer subsidies during holidays, and you can also settle the capital account~"
Then, while Gou Yu was dumbfounded, listening to the speech of the person who wanted to support and support him, Fang Ran suddenly shouted in trouble:
"Small or!! I also want to drink hot milk!"
On the other side, Tang Bing, who was sitting next to Xia Yao and watched his male god being 'seduced' face to face, also wanted to spoil the atmosphere with him,
In the end, I still didn't have the guts to go against the beauties of the rich second generation...
Because no one else has this habit, Gou Yu, who only warmed up one serving, looked at what he usually wanted to drink, and he would 'take out' it anytime, anywhere Fangran said helplessly:
"Captain, if you want to drink, you can just drink it yourself... It's fine if you can't get it..."
Kacha-!
There was a sound of thunder in my heart. Hearing this, Fangran was stunned,
Then,
"Little or you don't love me anymore (pretentious)!!!!!!"
Gou Yu: "..."
Is this the trick again...
I won't complain...
...
at the same time,
At the gate of Peking University, a black commercial vehicle drove into the campus,
On the seat in the back row of the car, I once again straightened my bangs in front of the mirror, and uneasyly adjusted my dress, worrying if there would be something strange looking,
Obviously it took more than half a month, but when I thought of meeting 'again' soon,
But she still felt the nervousness of a little deer bumping...