To be honest, as I got older and because I was surrounded by male friends after I went to college, Fangran felt more and more that,
I may not be compatible with creatures like women.
This 'difference' is especially, especially (special emphasis) reflected in certain times when meeting each other in the early stage, for example...
The first time we met, I beat up my second cousin,
Or for example, when you just met, you got into someone's locker by blasting with one hand, or you just gave your heart to the other person when you first met (literally), you were punished to sit with a metal object and directly covered your face, confessed and talked Afterwards, he flicked his vest and shouted 'I am Guo Degang'
There are also the feelings of murdering someone, molesting someone, facial cleanser, passively collapsing a building and burying someone when they first met, and collapsing a building and burying someone after chasing eight streets. … .
Is it possible that I have the experience of a lone star of the devil,
It perfectly proved that he, Fangran, was twenty years old, and he was not good at dealing with women.
And the fact that whenever he met or got to know a woman, there was always something wrong.
So Fangran kept admonishing himself in his heart, selectively ignoring the second half of the sentence, adhering to the principle that Uncle Fang had taught him that 'it doesn't matter if a man loves a woman a little bit'. In the room, Fang Xiaoran, Ming Ling, and Xia Yao all Keep a low profile when you are here, especially since he was just hit by a chandelier yesterday, he is straightforward... ..
but... ..
"I didn't say anything, just talking about what kind of girl Fangran likes."
He was stroking the cat with a low-key smirk, and when he suddenly heard Ming Ling's expression on his face, he almost believed it and said this with a chuckle,
He was so scared that all the fish dried up.
Sister Mingling, I clearly haven't made a fuss about you yet! ! !
I have such a strong desire to survive and keep a low profile! !
!!)ΩДΩ(!! Why did you act preemptively (covering your face and crying....)
"Then Fangran... what kind of girl do you like?"
Seeing that Shui Lianxin obviously felt quite embarrassed when he brought up this topic, but he still politely said it following the atmosphere, Fangran was trembling with the desire to cry but thought of...
In my previous life, I must have broken into Ming Ling-senpai's house, poked all her lipstick, dipped in the makeup and perfume that were mixed together, pierced all her masks, and then wrote on all the limited-edition clothes and bags After reading 'My old grandson is here for a visit', I killed all the delicious food in the refrigerator,
In the end, it was made into a video and sent to sister Mingling... .
Otherwise, sister Mingling wouldn't be able to mess with me like this! !
Seeing everyone's eyes staring at him, especially the cold and harsh eyes from his sister, Fangran swallowed his saliva feeling cold inside and out, wanting to save himself, he said with a sneer:
"Ha... ah ha ha... um, sister Ming Ling was joking... what we were talking about just now..."
Before he finished speaking, Meng Lang, who was sitting next to him, slapped the table and affirmed it seriously!
"That's the topic!"
Fangran: "..."
He turned his head tremblingly and silently squinted his eyes and squinted at a certain face full of admiration, 'That's right! What we were talking about just now was the bastard of this topic, Fangran wished he could slap him...
(Д) Bro, you fucking meddle in every time like this! ! !
'Hello! Dude, what did you bastard say! ? ! ? '
Just blowing his beard and staring at his eyes, Fangran gritted his teeth and looked at Meng Lang eagerly, but Meng Lang didn't panic at all and smiled calmly, with kindness in his eyes.
'ha! ? Brother, I'm helping you, or else I'll be honest, let's continue discussing just now... ..'
'I'm sorry, I was wrong, I didn't appreciate your heart, brother. '
'It's good to know~'
Fang was caught out of the handle.
"? Didn't you say this...?"
Seeing Fangran's expression, Shui Lianxin looked at the crowd in surprise and asked, listening to the big star's words, Meng Lang smiled enthusiastically and said:
"No, that's what you're talking about, don't you think, brother?"
Fangran, who was asked, looked at his smile, shivering and very stiffly squeezed out a smile and said in resignation:
"... ..yes... ."
Then after saying this word, I feel that the whole person is gray.
What the hell did I do today...!
A smug smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he exchanged a knowing look with Meng Lang, and said, "Oh~ you're quite savvy." An inciting tone took over the topic and urged:
"Then just take advantage of the fact that there are so many beauties in front of you, tell me quickly what kind of girl you like, and I will introduce you from among the most hated people I know."
Sister Ming Ling, you can be even worse...
Also, did you include yourself in the so many beauties you mentioned?
I, no, admit, admit!
щ(°Д°#щ) me! Strong! decision! No! Proceed! recognize! ah!
Thinking back to these high-spirited roars in his heart, he could only stammer and think about opening his mouth, watching everyone turn their eyes to him. To be honest, Fangran had never felt such pressure for a moment.
I'm not in love, but I'm not stupid!
In front of so many opposite sexes, the worst thing is to have my own sister inside, saying what kind of girl I like,
)°口°(This is not to execute me publicly!
No matter how you answer it, you will inevitably be sent a proposition by all the women in the room who are unanimously disgusted! !
Fangran felt that at this moment, he could even play him the most classic bgm of Yu-Gi-Oh when he was a child... King's execution song.
And when his expression froze, as if he was thinking of what to say, Shui Lianxin blinked curiously, feeling a little nervous for some reason, and his face was also a little hot.
Fangran... What kind of girl does he like
Xia Yao glanced at her and didn't speak, seemed to be in a daze, while Fang Xiaoran looked at the two of them from the corner of her eyes, silently did not speak,
Waiting for some idiot on the verge of crying to speak.
However, in fact, being so 'forced', Fangran didn't know what to say at all, and the question of 'what kind of girl do I like' never occurred to me at all.
Of course, in fact, 80% of the boys were asked such a question, and they couldn't tell the reason, so they just gave a general idea,
Although Fangran felt that he couldn't even say the general idea.
"That... what kind of girl do I like... that's the kind..."
He froze for a second, his eyes wandering around, and finally saw the chocolate licking the pudding, Fangran stammered nervously, and then broke out in a cold sweat.
I'll go, what do I like! ! !
Then, just when his thoughts were stuck and he didn't know what to say, he ran around and looked at the dog beside him.
Fangran: (;￣д￣) emmm... .
"It should be the kind of excellent and powerful who knows everything, is always indifferent, calm but can take care of others... um... and also can tolerate you no matter how troublesome you are, and there is no pressure to get along with cooking. Delicious... .. that kind of..."
With a stiff smile and cold sweat on his face, Fangran finally breathed out a cold breath. After finishing speaking, Fangran naturally looked away, subconsciously wanting to scratch his cheek, but watching the two heroines that night, they quickly changed to scratching their heads. .
Hearing his answer, Meng Lang, who originally wanted to play tricks on him and let him experience what is called the Asura Field, blinked, and said in a little bewildered surprise:
"Yo, brother, why did you just say it so honestly this time?"
Fangran rolled his eyes and ignored him, while Shui Lianxin, who was opposite Fangran, said in a surprised tone:
"So Fangran, do you like girls like this?"
Then his eyes fell to the signature board in front of him involuntarily, and he said in a low voice as if apologetic:
"That... none of the older sisters I know..."
uh... no, really no... no...
And Ming Ling, who brought up this topic, was a little surprised that he could clearly and accurately say the type of girl he likes, with the elongated tone of "呵~",
"The request is quite clear, so you have a goal?"
Then Xia Yao lightly bumped under the table, and cast a look of 'you hear me, hurry up and be right', which brought Xia Yao a helpless smile.
"Excellent, indifferent, calm and able to take care of people, no pressure, cooking should be delicious, please, you ask so much, you can catch up..., wait...."
Originally, I was counting Fangran's 'like type', and wanted to say, 'Can you catch up with so many demands', to express what my best friend next to me is not better than these Ming Ling, halfway through, suddenly reacted When he came over, he was stunned, then looked at his fingers, and confirmed the type one by one...
This type of like... .
"What's the matter, beautiful Ming Ling?"
Looking at her words, meng lang suddenly stopped and asked curiously.
On the other side, Fang Xiaoran, who had been listening the most calmly, took a sip of the black wheat orange, then glanced at Fangran who was pretending to be stroking the cat, and said lightly:
"Fangran likes to look away when he's lying. He usually turns around when he's standing, and pretends to scratch his head when he's sitting."
!!!∑((￣口￣;) Fang was exposed by his sister and then... .
"Eh, isn't it?"
Shui Lianxin, who believed it completely, said in surprise, Xia Yao, who had known it for a long time, smiled helplessly, and Ming Ling and Meng Lang, who were beside him, were taken aback for a moment, then quickly realized something was wrong, and looked at Fangran.
Fangran (; д) amount... ..
Seeing his guilt-ridden look away, with an obvious look that couldn't be more obvious, Meng Lang repeated with a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth:
"Excellent ones seem to know everything, indifferent, calm but caring for others..."
Needless to say, the others at the scene suddenly understood something and looked at Gou who was beside him. He kept calm and calmly took a sip of xuanmai citrus, and shouted speechlessly in his heart,
Pfft... I just said how familiar this type is! !
Feeling the gazes of everyone, he glanced at Fangran who was curled up in the quilt with the puppet cat in his arms and didn't look at him guiltily. He put down his teacup without any contention.
Feeling countless headaches, his brows twitched slightly and he sighed silently:
"Captain, even if you don't know about this kind of question, don't follow me, okay?"