Suddenly waking up from the sofa with a dazed face, Fangran looked around blankly for two seconds before slowly remembering that he was on the plane from Shanghai to Tokyo and then in Narita in the middle of the night.
Ah Yabai, too much happened yesterday, my brain is not enough...
"Good morning, sir, you are awake."
A calm and capable male voice sounded from the cabin door of the living room. Fangran turned his head and found that it was the man who arranged for them to board the plane last night.
"Ah, yes..."
"It's 8:14 in the morning. We have arrived at the destination and are lowering the altitude through circling. Do you need me to prepare breakfast for the three of you?"
The man explains the status quo calmly and objectively, and always gives you the feeling that his right-hand assistant has arranged everything in an orderly manner.
"Oh, thanks, wait... I'll wake them up first."
Pressing his forehead, although he used the sleeping card to get himself a good night's sleep, Fangran's head still swelled after experiencing so many scenes yesterday, especially when the black sea flooded the world at the end.
He shook it vigorously and then looked at the two guys beside him, who were wearing the letter I pajamas and the other was wearing an orange cloak, and the two guys who had kicked the quilt aside because of the warm air were silent.
"Hey, wake up! Yota, Sister Chengzi, don't sleep, we are here, the sun is drying our ass!"
"Fang... But... You lied... The sun at eight o'clock... Huh... You can't get your butt exposed..."
Don't refute me from an objective scientific point of view!
Having already put on the same nightcap that he didn't know where he put it before, Jota shrank back to the sofa in a daze, and then on the other side was...
"The sun is drying my ass....what does it have to do with me....fufu...I don't know... photosynthesis..."
They all said not to be objective... huh? (°-°*)? Why do I feel like I have heard this before... .
Seeing Mu Cheng turning over and muttering plausibly, under the scattered cloak, the loose T-shirt was loosely rolled up, revealing one shoulder and the fair skin of the slender waist, and she didn't care about her appearance at all. However, he sighed helplessly, looked at the man at the door and asked with a forced smile:
"Eh... Forget about the two of them, we're here now, aren't we?"
"Yes, sir."
"Then how do we land, there is an airport on the island... um? Wait, you just said we are circling and lowering the altitude??"
The man in the suit nodded and answered in the affirmative. Just as Fangran was about to continue asking, he suddenly realized what he said just now, and then suddenly noticed the man's feet...
There are three parachute packs.
Fangran: "..."
(?_?.) Hey... Wait, why does that thing at your feet look familiar to me...
"Regarding this point, we originally planned to land at the nearest airport, and then drive to the seaside as a yacht to go to the island, but the boss said that it would be too troublesome, and his friends are stronger than ordinary people, so don't worry,"
The man in the suit nodded slowly to explain, then gestured to the umbrella bag dedicated to skydiving at his feet and said:
"So I have specially arranged skydiving services for the three of you. Please rest assured that this plane has a special skydiving cabin, so you don't have to worry about the interference of the gas-tight environment on the flight."
Special skydiving...
Listening to this word from the time when the last experience was still the night pearl, Fangran couldn't help but look at him with the corners of his mouth twitching, and then he felt a headache and slowly trembled and covered his face.
To be honest, when I found out yesterday that the young master had arranged a series of enriching itineraries for them, and helped them think about how to leave Tokyo, Fangran suddenly felt that the young master, despite his appearance, would wander around among beauties. The money, but the itinerary is very reliable, but now he just thinks...
Rely on your papa! Who the hell did someone go to the island for vacation by jumping off the plane and landing! !
...
...
Squatting with the two at home solved the problems of washing and breakfast,
After about thirty minutes,
At the rear of the cabin, there is an isolation cabin dedicated to the big and young masters for skydiving.
Looking at the high altitude with weak legs just a step away, the rapid whistling sound rattled through the open cabin door, and the destination island was embedded in the blue sea like a jigsaw puzzle. Nothing.
As for the specific feeling, if a friend who lives in a high-rise can come to the bed, open the window and look down, and then imagine that there is nothing around, and the height is multiplied by 100, it is roughly the situation that the three of Fangran are facing at the moment .
"Liar!! Fangran, you lied to me again! You clearly said that this is only for the lounge!! I don't want to skydive! I don't jump! I dare not! I dare not!!"
Amidst the whistling air flow, Jota clenched his hands tightly and screamed hoarsely. He closed his eyes tightly and didn't dare to open them to look out. The feeling of dizziness caused by the overly open world Scenery, afraid that I will be blown away as soon as I open my eyes.
"Little Squat, you are such a good-for-nothing. Even though you are a participant, you don't even dare to skydive."
"Sister Chengzi, can you let go of my legs when you say this?"
Standing by the edge of the skydiving cabin, everyone raised their voices in the howling wind, but Fangran looked at Mucheng who had a calm expression and justly despised Jota, but hugged his thigh tightly. The look of the golden dull hair flying around was silent.
Then she felt her hug a little tighter and answered calmly and frankly.
"No, I'm afraid of heights."
щ(°Д°#щ) Then what is the difference between you and that over there!
I always feel that since I met Yota and Mucheng, I have been suffering from headaches because of these two worrisome things. If it is replaced by other people in the bureau, especially Su Qun, they are used to jumping off easily. Shouldn't I be responsible for my role
Sure enough... people who can take care of others are forced out by people who are worse than themselves...
Suddenly I feel very sorry for Big Brother Suqun and Little Or (Khan)...
Taking a deep breath, Fangran looked at Mucheng with a vicissitudes of life, and then Mucheng looked at him with calm salty eyes, making Fangran feel that it would be better to start with the one next to him who was easy to deal with.
"That, Jota"
"I won't listen! I won't listen! I won't listen! Fangran, don't you try to trick me into jumping off!"
"No, I have a good method that you especially need to let you get rid of your biggest shortcoming to teach you."
Yota, who had been shouting desperately when Fangran just opened his mouth, became honest for a second when he heard Fangran say this, and then he turned his head and asked weakly with anticipation:
"Is it the ability that allows me to automatically write updates that satisfy me without using Calvin or One Finger Zen every day?"
Fangran: "..."
What are you talking about in your sleep during the day, I see you are thinking about peach, if you have this ability, it will be your turn
"Ah, no..."
"I don't!"
"Stop!! It's a way to make friends instantly!!"
Then, before he could finish denying, Fangran saw this timid dog squatting at home and was about to scream hoarsely, his brows jumped and he yelled.
Quiet-
"real?"
After the air was quiet for three seconds, facing Jota's suspicious eyes, Fangran nodded in affirmation with a serious and candid face.
"Well, really?"
"Then how exactly do we do it!?"
As soon as he heard that there was such a way to make friends instantly, Jota immediately cheered up and waited for Fangran's answer with anticipation. Fangran limped to him with his thigh pendant, took out his notebook and The carbon pen was handed to him.
"The specific method is more complicated, you take this and write it down first."
"Oh oh oh."
Jota quickly took it with both hands. The last time Fangran did not write down the evaluation of his novel, he still remembered it. He thought that he must not forget it this time.
"Listen, this method is very scary. No matter how far away or how unfamiliar your relationship with her is, even if it's the difference between the dick in the class and the beauty of the school, as soon as you use it, you can become friends immediately! Remember not to spread it!"
"so smart!?"
"Well, that's right. First of all, you have to find someone you want to be friends with. Ah, what I forgot to say is that this method is only effective for girls, so you can only find a girl."
"Yeah, it's only for women, I know."
Listening to Fangran's words, Yota nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and quickly jotted down the main points of the words in his notebook, as devout as listening to the savior's sermon.
"Then investigate her information, confirm her recent itinerary, and then invite her out. Ah, it would be even better if she has any troubles in the near future. You can help her solve it and ask her out."
"Ooh, research the information first...then troubleshoot..."
It was the first time someone told him such a thing in such detail, Jota just felt enlightened, as if a scientist who had pursued for more than ten years was finally able to learn the knowledge he needed most, and hurriedly continued to ask:
"Then what? Then what do I do!?"
"Then after she agrees to come out with you, you can invite her to dinner, or go to some art exhibition, in short, first create a space where two people can talk."
"But... But, I get nervous when I face unfamiliar people, and let alone being alone with girls..."
Jota answered with a weeping face with some embarrassment, and then Fangran showed a compassionate smile looking at the mentally retarded and said softly:
"It's okay, you don't have to worry about being nervous and fully showing your original appearance. Remember, friendship is something that both parties show their original appearance is the real friendship, so if you feel uncomfortable, you can go in pajamas. No problem."
"Really..really!?"
Listening to Fangran's words of "showing your true self is true friendship", Jota felt so moved that he was about to cry. The landing continued to look forward to asking:
"Then how can I become friends with the other party?"
"Don't worry, you still need two things to be truly successful. The first one is flowers, which must be roses. The second one is more important, a diamond ring! But remember that the whole diamond should be smaller. You can return it in the afternoon after buying it in the morning. , the more constrained and lowly you seem, the better."
"Rose... diamond ring... Fangran, what do I think... these are for marriage proposals..."
When he heard that these two things were needed, Jota was stunned and looked at Fangran hesitantly and asked, just halfway through asking, he heard Fangran knock on the cabin door, pointing to the distant sky and sea in front of him and solemnly stopped drinking!
"That's right!!! You are going to propose to her next step! Said that you fell in love with her, let her marry you and give birth to monkeys for you!"
Then Fangran gave him a thumbs up on the plan, and showed a refreshing smile:
"Then she refused you in a difficult way, saying that she only regarded you as a friend, and you are friends now."
"ah?"
Jota listened with a dazed expression, always feeling like something was wrong while suddenly realizing the truth.
"Fangran, this is really useful..."
"Stop talking nonsense, let's go!!"
Then, when he was about to ask a question, Fangran kicked him up on his ass, and kicked him out of the cabin like a shot.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!!!!"
Over the endless and smooth blue ocean, a heart-piercing scream could be seen in the sky where the white clouds were floating.
Then he hugged Mucheng on his thigh tightly, watching Yota who was kicked out silently complaining.
"Xiao Fangran, won't your conscience hurt if you use this method to fool the little squatting family?"
"I don't want to be told by you, Sister Cheng, an unscrupulous guy who taught him to threaten others by exposing other people's Baidu disk resources."
Fangran looked at Yota who had already left the cabin and replied blankly, and then this time looked at Mucheng who was hugging his thigh tightly.
"Okay, it's your turn, Sister Chengzi, are you ready?"
"Little Fangran, do you really have the heart to kick girls in such a rough way?"
Silently stretched out her hands to hug Fangran's legs together, Mu Cheng looked at Fangran with her eyes that were always calm and drooping. Added in a feminine and charming pose with flowing hair.
"Especially for a big beauty like me."
Then Fangran looked at her in the small cloak without any fluctuations.
"Sister Chengzi, although I don't deny the fact that you are a beautiful woman, even if you say such self-proclaimed words, you still have a lazy and calm tone of dead house work. After all, your temperament is not as good as that of Ye Sheng and the others in the bureau except for Qing Ning. How far, can you use this kind of trick, don't you have any points in your mind?"
"No."
Fangran: "..."
Well, enough magnanimity! I admire it!
"You really don't dance?"
"Don't jump, I'm afraid of heights."
Facing Mu Cheng who calmly hugged his other leg to prevent him from kicking her down, Fangran asked in a slightly ashamed voice:
"Sister Chengzi, I guessed right, you should be B-rank, right?"
"No, you guessed wrong."
Then I heard a pair of white legs crossed up and a 'koala' in a small buried cloak said in seconds.
"I'll ask again, you really don't dance?"
"Do not jump."
"Okay then... By the way, Sister Chengzi, I wanted to ask you a question just now?"
"What's the problem, cup size? Little Fangran, you're sexually harassing me."
Giving up on removing her from his lap, Fangran silently looked at Mucheng and asked, and then listened to her calmly looking at the 1,000-meter-high sky and the blue sea outside the cabin, and silently answered, activating the jumper in her pocket. The corner of his mouth twitched and asked:
"No, I want to ask, Sister Chengzi, if you hug me like this, aren't you afraid that I'll take you to jump directly?"
Mucheng: "..."
It turns out that the little squatting family grabbed the hatch handle because of this (suddenly)
In other words, is it too late for me to let go now...