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Chapter 1007: Without my golden thighs, I can only sell crocodile legs for a living

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Originally, Senior White had agreed to take him to find the madman 'Tianya Zi Daochang', but no one expected that Senior White would suddenly retreat.

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman asked, "Don't you have Tian Yazi's contact information?"

"I don't have the number of Daoist Master Tianya Zi. By the way, Yu Jiaojiao may have one." Song Shuhang took out his mobile phone and marked Yu Jiaojiao's number.

Daoist Tianyazi once lived in Yu Jiaojiao's villa for a while, so Yu Jiaojiao should have kept his phone number.

After dialing Yu Jiaojiao's number, the magnetic voice of the mobile prompt came from the mobile phone: Sorry, the user you dialed has been turned off. Sorry, the_number_you_dialed_is_power_off.

Song Shuhang: "..."

"Are you looking for Yu Jiaojiao? She went to the 'Dragon King's Palace' to study the day before yesterday. There is a barrier there, and there is no mobile phone signal." Palace Master Qishengfu replied.

"Wang Tian." Song Shuhang sighed, then swiped on the phone again - if Yu Jiaojiao didn't have a signal, she could only find 'Bie Xue Xianji'.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue and Daoist Tianyazi are good friends, she must have the number of Daoist Tianyazi.

The call was connected quickly.

"Hey, Fellow Daoist Song, do you have anything to do with me?" asked Immortal Fairy Bie Xue.

Song Shuhang asked, "Fairy Bie Xue, do you have the contact information of Daoist Tianya Zi?"

"Why are you looking for him? Isn't it because you are looking for him to pass on the practice?" Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said with a smile.

"Of course not, I'm very satisfied with the speed of my promotion, so I don't need the Taoist master to pass on the power. It's like this, not long ago, one of my... um, it's a Taoist friend. My Taoist friend was fired because of the launch. I was taken away by Daoist Tianyazi because of a rocket. I am now fighting Daoist Tianyazi, and I am going to bail that fellow Daoist out." Song Shuhang sighed.

"Hehe, so it is. Are you in Jiangnan University Town now?" asked Immortal Fairy Bie Xue.

"Yes." Song Shuhang replied.

"Is Daoist Bai with you?" Immortal Fairy Bie Xue asked again.

"Yes." Song Shuhang continued to answer.

"Well... Are you in a hurry to bail your fellow Daoist? If you are not in a hurry, wait for me for about two hours, and I will pick you up at the east gate of Jiangnan University City." Fairy Bie Xue said: "I happened to be heading to Jiangnan City. Take some ingredients from a few fellow Daoists. I'll take you to Tianyazi along the way."

Song Shuhang looked at the time. Two hours later, it happened to be the third get out of class. There were only three classes in their class this morning, and the time was just right.

"Sure, no problem. Fairy Bie Xue, give me a call when you are about to arrive at school." Song Shuhang said.

"Okay, let's say so. Hang up first." Immortal Fairy Bie Xue hung up the phone after she finished speaking.

Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief.

Get it!

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman pinched his chin and looked at Song Shuhang: "That was Immortal Fairy Bie Xue just now? The Immortal Food Banquet?"

"Yeah." Song Shuhang nodded.

"You know Immortal Fairy Bie Xue?" Palace Master Qishengfu asked curiously.

"Because of Senior White's reasons, I left a number with Immortal Fairy Bie Xue." Song Shuhang explained.

"I see. Immortal Fairy Bie Xue hasn't given up yet?" Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman asked curiously.

"Not yet, it is said that she is going to compete with Venerable White at this 'Eating Immortal Banquet'. She wants to conquer Venerable White's stomach." Song Shuhang replied.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was going to hold a food immortal feast in early October. And Venerable White suddenly retreated just now, and the retreat time is 27 days - that is to say, Venerable White will only go out on October 6th.

I hope Venerable White will not miss this 'Eating Immortal Banquet'.

When I saw Immortal Fairy Bie Xue later, I mentioned to her the matter of Venerable White's retreat, so that she would not miss Venerable White by arranging the Immortal Food Banquet before the sixth.

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After saying goodbye to Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman, Song Shuhang returned to the classroom.

Just in time, the bell rang for the second class.

"Senior Brother Shuhang, why did you take so long just now?" Shi Luoli asked in a low voice.

At this time, she was carefully nibbling off the shell of the melon seeds, nibbling out the flesh of the melon seeds, and feeding it to the sparrow demon Xiaocai in the drawer.

Song Shuhang said: "Senior Seven Lives Talisman suddenly called. I went to his place and spent some time."

"Oh." Shi Luoli nodded and said, "After you left, the English teacher, Professor Smith, came to look for you. He asked you where you were, and then he said he wanted to ask you, where can you buy a little bit more powerful? Jingba. Just as powerful as your brother Shuhang's."

Song Shuhang: "..."

"Brother Shuhang, when have you ever raised a puppy?" Shi Luoli asked.

"That's not what I raised, it's Doudou from Senior Huangshan's family. The one who is about to get married." Song Shuhang grinned.

Professor Smith likes to walk dogs and travel, but from last semester to summer vacation, he has changed four dogs.

The first dog had already entered heaven, and then the professor changed to a black back... As a result, the black back was beaten down by the beans, and the professor returned the black back on the same day.

Later, the professor went for a fierce mixed-breed pit bull, which was particularly powerful. As a result, while strolling around Niuding Mountain near Song Shuhang's hometown, he met Song Shuhang who was carrying Li Yinzhu and the little monk Guoguo.

The seemingly mighty pit bull was shivering with fright after being stunned by the little monk's eye-piercing talent. As soon as the professor returned, he returned the mighty pit bull.

After retreating the pit bull, the professor thought of Song Shuhang's Jingba who beat his black back to the ground again. So, he also went to buy a Beijing bus.

But he found out that the Jingba he bought might be a fake Jingba, and he couldn't fight at all, and he had the same habit of day, day, and day as Teddy.

Professor Smith felt very tired, so he wanted to find Song Shuhang to learn from, where can he buy the powerful Jingba.

"Oh, it's Doudou. No wonder." Shi Luoli nodded.

"After class, let me explain to Professor Smith." Song Shuhang said.

- He could only explain to the professor that the Jingba was not raised by him, so he didn't know where to get the extremely powerful Jingba.

The class officially starts.

Shi Luoli packed the shells of the melon seeds into a paper bag, and then put away the unpeeled melon seeds.

"Master, I have to leave at noon." At this time, the sparrow demon Xiaocai whispered.

Song Shuhang: "Are you going to Chaodu again?"

"Well, Elder Dongfang said that she found a group of dead souls. It's a hospital. It's a little far away. She will drive over to pick me up. I may also go home later at night." Xiao Cai replied.

Song Shuhang: "Driving? Has Fairy Dongfang Liu got her driver's license again?"

"No, Elder Dongfang came to pick me up on a battery car." Xiaocai smiled.

"Be careful on the road." Song Shuhang whispered. If you are accompanied by Fairy Dongfang Liu, you don't have to worry about Xiaocai's sudden encounter with a demon hunter and being taken away.

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After finally dealing with Professor Smith, after the third session, Song Shuhang took Shi Luoli and Que Yao Xiao Cai, and then went to the east gate with a few roommates.

"There is still some time until noon, where should we go to play?" Tubo asked.

"Wait for me to finish writing an update, I haven't saved the manuscript." Gao Moumou sighed.

Several roommates have known that he was secretly writing novels since the last filming of "War of the End of the Law". Gao Moumou no longer sneakily rushed for drafts.

"Okay, let's go to Yangde first, I'll play games for a while, Lao Gao, you write a novel. Shuhang, how about you?" Tu Bo looked at Song Shuhang - today's Song Shuhang's sense of existence is very low, there is always a kind of inconsistency Pay attention to the feeling that he will be forgotten.

"I'll go find something delicious for everyone." Song Shuhang said with a smile.

"Are you alone? Do you want someone to accompany you?" Gao Moumou asked.

While they were talking, a little sheep rushed over at a very fast speed, and then a beautiful tail flick stopped in front of Song Shuhang and the others.

The beauty on the little sheep stepped out with her right leg and stepped on the ground, and her slender thighs made people look straight.

"Yo, Shuhang~~" Fairy Dongfang Six smiled and waved to Song Shuhang.

Tubo: "..."

Without such a thing, he just thought that Song Shuhang was going to buy food alone, but he didn't expect that someone was a beautiful woman.

"I'm here to pick up Xiaocai." Fairy Dongfang Six said.

Song Shuhang nodded lightly.

Xiao Cai flapped her wings and flew to Fairy Dongfang Liu's shoulder.

"Bye bye~~" Fairy Dongfang Liu waved her hand, kicked her long legs, and the little sheep electric car whizzed, swooping, and ran into the distance.

Look at the speed of this little sheep, it has definitely been transformed!

Hope there is no traffic accident. Song Shuhang prayed secretly in his heart.

"Huh? Isn't she here to pick you up?" Tubo asked in confusion.

"Well, no." Song Shuhang nodded.

Tubo nodded, and then asked, "Shuhang, do you want someone to accompany you to buy lunch?"

While talking, a group of people came to the east gate of Jiangnan University.

Then, a Beetle stopped beside the three.

"Shuhang, get in the car." Immortal Fairy Bie Xue lowered the car window and waved to Song Shuhang with a smile.

"Huh?" Song Shuhang glanced at Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's beetle. He thought that Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was flying over by Yu Jian, but he didn't expect to drive here

"So what, Tubo, wait for me at Yangde's first. I'll bring lunch back when lunch is open. Shi, do you want to come with me or with Gao Moumou and the others?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Well, I'll be with brother Shuhang." Shi squinted his eyes and smiled.

The red beetle restarted and went further and further.

Tubo squeezed his chin: "Fuck, I ended up running away with the beauty. I still feel like I have to accompany Shuhang to buy lunch, Madan."

"Hahahaha." Gao Moumou laughed: "Let's go, let's go to Yangde's house first. We have a good meal at noon."

Gao Moumou saw Immortal Fairy Bie Xue in the car through the car window.

He recognized Immortal Fairy Bie Xue. The last time he was a guest at Yu Jiaojiao's villa, she cooked a table of good dishes. Now that he thinks about it, Gao Moumou still drools.

If the chef named 'Bie Xue' cooks by himself at noon, they will have a good time.

On the Beetle, Fairy Bie Xue hummed a song while driving, and seemed to be in a good mood.

"By the way, what about fellow Daoist Bai?" asked Immortal Fairy Bie Xue.

"Retreat." Song Shuhang said.

"Huh?" Immortal Fairy Bie Xue turned her head: "Didn't you say he was with you?"

"Well, we were still together in the morning. As a result, we suddenly retreated." Song Shuhang replied.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue's mouth twitched: "How long is he going to shut up this time? Isn't he hiding from me?"

"Twenty-seven and a half days. It is estimated that we will leave the customs around October 6." Song Shuhang replied.

"Okay, then I will arrange the Immortal Food Feast on October 7th, and tell him not to miss it. If he misses this Immortal Food Feast, he will never want to eat my cooking skills again in this lifetime!" Fairy Xue gritted her teeth.

"Okay." Song Shuhang smiled.

"By the way, do you still have the green onion seedlings?" Immortal Fairy Bie Xue asked aloud.

When Lady Onion in the one-inch shrink bag heard this, she suddenly felt a faint pain in the tip of the onion.

"There are some, how much do you want, Immortal Fairy?" Song Shuhang asked - after Lady Onion's rampage last time, she kept using the onion sheathing skill, and Song Shuhang accumulated a lot of onion seedlings in his hands.

By the way, there is also Lady Onion's 'three heads and six arms' talent spell, which will drop two onion tips after use, which is very cost-effective. It's a pity that Lady Onion has only used it once, and I haven't seen her use it again.

"I want all of them, I'll settle it with you when the time comes." Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said weakly—she looked very disappointed.

Originally, I thought that if I came to the Jiangnan area, I would be able to meet Venerable White. Unexpectedly, the other party retreated, and her mood suddenly fell to a low point.

"By the way, Senior Bie Xue. Do you accept special ingredients?" Song Shuhang asked suddenly.

"Take it." Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said lazily, "However, my vision is very high. The 'special ingredients' considered by ordinary cultivators may not necessarily reach my eyes."

"I have a crocodile leg, which is a very special species. When the giant crocodile was alive, its strength was around Rank 6, or?" Song Shuhang asked aloud.

- Song Shuhang was talking about the hind legs of the swamp giant crocodile that was shot to death by Senior White Two because of its ugly appearance. The body of the giant crocodile had already been blasted into slag, and only one thigh fell in front of Song Shuhang and was picked up by Song Shuhang.

"Show me." Immortal Fairy Bie Xue became a little interested, the sixth-grade crocodile was not easy to deal with.

"The volume is relatively large, and it can't fit in the car." Song Shuhang said.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue looked around.

Then, she kicked the accelerator, and the Beetle turned a corner and drove into an alley.

Then Xian Ji reached out and pressed it on the Beetle console.

The originally small Beetle changed for a while and turned into an immortal boat.

The immortal boat rose into the air, and the interior space was expanded like a balloon.

"Come, show me." Immortal Fairy Bie Xue asked.

Song Shuhang took out the hind legs of the giant crocodile from the bracelet.

Senior White Two said that this thing is not poisonous and can be eaten, but Senior White Two thought it was ugly at the time.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue stretched out her hand to paddle on the crocodile's leg, and then reached out and tapped gently.

"Unfortunately, there is only one crocodile leg." Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said, "I took this thing, what do you want?"

"I want to taste this crocodile leg." Song Shuhang said.