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Chapter 1012: Hurry up and find a girlfriend, don't beat my family's idea!

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Night falls.

Song Shuhang finished writing the "Righteousness Tempering Body" of "Confucian Vajra Body", and his physique improved slightly. Then, he practiced spiritual meditation again, and ended his evening practice.

The calamity is about to be crossed, and the practice of "Thirty-Three Beast Innate One Qigong" should be controlled, so as not to accidentally practice too much, and the robbery will cross the robbery.

After finishing the practice, Song Shuhang closed his eyes and rested on the bed. With his current strength, unless he has experienced severe consumption, he has little need for sleep.

The first day of school is finally over.

At noon this afternoon, after bailing the disciple 'Du Lan' of the Demon Lord on the other side, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue took Song Shuhang around the Jiangnan area again and retrieved some special ingredients from fellow Taoists.

After collecting the ingredients, she took Song Shuhang and Shi back to Jiangnan University Town. Afterwards, Immortal Fairy personally took action and made a table of spiritual food that ordinary people could eat, put it in the food box, and handed it over to Song Shuhang to bring back.

As for the crocodile legs, it will take tomorrow to cook.

"Tomorrow, the Demon Lord on the other side will also come. I hope that I can master the tribulation formation as soon as possible." Song Shuhang looked at the bright moon in the sky and said in his heart.

Only after arranging his own tribulation-transcending formation can he feel more at ease.

While he was thinking about it, the vibrating sound of a message came from his mobile phone.

He opened the phone, and it was a text message from Su Clan's Sixteen: Are you asleep

Not yet, just finished meditation practice. Before the calamity, I can only increase the strength of my mental power as much as possible. How about you? Song Shuhang replied.

I just practiced the sword technique, and I am going to meditate and practice. I should practice until tomorrow morning. Su Clan's Sixteen replied. She has just been promoted to the fourth rank, and now, in addition to practicing the Imperial Sword Technique, most of her time is spent on stabilizing the realm.

Song Shuhang asked: Do you have a class tomorrow morning? We are the third and fourth classes.

No, I don't have class until tomorrow afternoon. Life in school has been very beneficial to me, especially in terms of mood, and the effect is very good. The Sixteenth Su said, this day's life in school was very helpful for her to calm down and stabilize her state of mind after the calamity.

Haha~ It's good to be good. By the way, Sixteen, do you want to have dinner with me tomorrow night? Song Shuhangdao - Tomorrow night, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, the 'crocodile leg', has almost finished cooking, just in time to take Su Clan's Sixteen to taste it.

After a long while, Su Clan's Sixteen replied, "Yes.

Then Su Clan's Sixteen said again: Good night.

Good night. Song Shuhang replied.

After finishing the chat with Su Clan's Sixteen, Song Shuhang got up and climbed to the fifth floor.

Shi Luoli lives on the fifth floor. She will live here when she is experiencing university life and looking for the opportunity to 'jump the dragon gate'.

In the living room, Shi Luoli stared at the TV intently. She was so absorbed in watching that she didn't even notice Song Shuhang came in.

"Shi, it's 11 o'clock, it's almost time to go to bed. There is still class tomorrow morning." Song Shuhang said gently - it always feels that since Shi came, he has gradually evolved into the role of an 'elder', and his mental age has continued to increase sharply.

"Huh? It's 11 o'clock so soon?" Shi blinked, and then, she glanced at the TV series that was still playing, her face tangled for a while.

She seemed to want to watch it for a while, but after thinking about it, she clenched her little teeth and turned off the TV with a firm face.

"Self-control, self-control! If you don't even have this self-control, how will you survive the calamity in the future?" Shi said to himself.

Then, she seemed to use all her strength to put the remote control on the table, and walked back to her bedroom with firm steps: "Senior Brother Shuhang, good night."

"Good night." Song Shuhang waved his hand.

Then, Song Shuhang glanced at the room next to Shi, which was Xiao Cai's bedroom. Xiaocai had already rested early. Today, she followed the Six Fairies of the East and ran all over the Jiangnan area. She was very tired.

Song Shuhang nodded with satisfaction.

After reading Shi and Xiao Cai, Song Shuhang returned to his bedroom.

He continued to sit on the bed, closed his eyes and started sorting out his recent experiences and gains in his mind.

Speaking of which, when he was in the forbidden area, he also encountered a fox demon who was suspected to be the descendant of the 'Thirty-Three Beast God Sect'. Originally, he was planning to bring the fox demon and the official descendant of the 'Thirty-Three Beasts' Sect' to meet with him to understand the cause and effect of "The Complete Collection of Domesticated Beasts".

However, the other party was taken away by Senior White, and he didn't know where he was placed. And the white predecessors didn't show up all day today...

Forget it, I can only wait for Senior White to appear again, and mention the fox demon to him, hoping that the fox demon is safe.

darkening

It was already about three in the morning.

Song Shuhang, who was not sleepy, was considering whether to go to the roof to practice a sword technique or something.

Just then, his phone rang.

He took out his phone and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.

In the middle of the night, another harassing call

Song Shuhang casually opened the phone.

He was idle and bored, and if it was really harassing calls, it would be just enough to relieve the boredom.

"Meow~~" There was a shrill cat meowing from the phone.

"..." Song Shuhang was silent for a moment: "Who, speak human words, or I will hang up."

"Wang Wangwang~~" At this time, the cat's meow on the phone was replaced by a dog barking.

"Doudou?" Song Shuhang asked in confusion.

"Haha, Wang~Shuhang, you didn't forget Ben Wang, I'm so touched. How about it, did Ben Wang learn to meow like a cat just now?" Doudou's voice came from the phone.

Your Peking Ba learns to meow, is it a pain in the ass to be idle

Song Shuhang sighed: "In the middle of the night, do you have anything to do with me?"

Doudou: "It's the middle of the night where you are? Wang, it's just dawn here. I'm bored right now, so I called you to chat. I thought about it, and I didn't have a common topic with others, so I finally thought of you. "

Song Shuhang: "..."

In the middle of the night, a dog is chatting with you, which sounds a little sad.

Song Shuhang sighed: "Okay, what are you going to talk about?" - Doudou is about to get married. Maybe there is a 'premarital syndrome', which is understandable. Anyway, if you're bored, let's chat with it.

"What are you talking about... By the way, why don't you talk about your girlfriend? You found a girlfriend at Bishui Pavilion last time, and later became a ghost, right? How are you getting along with your girlfriend now? Your own What does it feel like to have your girlfriend die and become a ghost? Is it the same psychological feeling as Ling Ye, the protagonist in "War of the Last Law"? Let's talk about this topic today." Doudou said.

Song Shuhang: "..." Talk about Nima!

"Silence? Squeak? Could it be that you don't want to talk about this topic? Wang~~ Let's talk about other things. I heard that you have started school, have you found a new girlfriend? Are you still single?" Doudou said again .

"School is only one day. What do you think?" Song Shuhang asked.

"You are so weak, a real man can get a girl in an hour. A day is enough for a real man and a girl to make a baby. Otherwise, let me give you some advice. I am very experienced in how to make girlfriends. Let me think about it, by the way, I heard that the little girl named 'Shi' is living with you? Don't doubt my information, my information is very accurate. Then do you want to consider Shi Loli? Long He is very cute and sensible. After three years of blood, the death penalty is not a loss, Lolicon has been very popular in recent years." Doudou said again.

Song Shuhang was silent for a while: "..."

"Silence again? Is Shi Luoli not to your taste? You are really picky, what about Su Shi's Sixteen? I heard that she also followed you to Jiangnan University Town. You were a hero to save beauty back then, give it to her Leaving the image of Wei Guang'an, and she is so cute, if you are with her, you will earn blood. Think about it, Sixteen's physique is destined for her to grow old slowly, and you will live In a few years, you will become an uncle. At that time, you and Sixteen will go out together. It looks like a father and daughter, but they are really a couple, how will you feel?" Doudou said again.

Father and daughter look like you, uncle you look like!

Song Shuhang sighed faintly: "Doudou, what are you trying to say? If you keep talking like this, I'll hang up and get the blacklist?"

Doudou was silent for a while.

After a while...

"Wang, Shuhang, you are not as fun as before. You were much cuter when we first met. You even made me play the game that your mother is a big monkey." Doudou said.

Song Shuhang's mouth twitched: "People always grow up, Dou is frightened. Stop talking nonsense, explain what you want to say in three sentences, or I will hang up the phone and block it."

Doudou: "Wang~~ Okay, actually what I want to say is that my wife 'Chu Chu' in the online game has also been admitted to Jiangnan University Town. Today, she even asked me which class I was in the game. Later, I used Dropped and dodged. I warn you, Song Shuhang. Hurry up and find a girlfriend, don't hit my wife 'Chu Chu'."

Is it the cute little girl that Doudou found in the online game

"..." Song Shuhang: "You should hurry up and cultivate to the fifth-grade realm, and transform into a human."

"Fuck, it's easy for you to say. The fifth-rank realm is a big bottle of energy, and I have been stuck in this bottleneck for many years." Doudou said depressedly: "If I advance to fifth-rank, I will set the humanoid state to be similar to yours. That way my 'Chuchu' wife won't doubt me. Then I'll say it's your twin brother."

Lying down! Song Shuhang didn't even know what to say.

When Doudou is promoted to the fifth rank, he must take measures to deal with it, and must not let it become his own appearance. Otherwise, with Doudou's character, he will die everywhere in his appearance, and in the end the account will be counted on his own head, is it worth it

Song Shuhang: "Speaking of the bottleneck, I just want to tell you one thing. Doudou, I am about to cross the heavenly tribulation of the third and fourth, and I will soon catch up with your realm."

Recalling the first time we met, Doudou, the fourth-grade demon, seemed to Song Shuhang to be dazzling, imposing and imposing, chasing Demon Lord An Zhi running around the sky.

Before he knew it, he was about to catch up with Doudou.

This is the power of time.

Doudou was silent for a while: "I have a saying that I don't know if I should say it?"

"Haha." Song Shuhang said calmly: "Also, let me remind you. You are going to marry, Doudou."

"Riyou!" Doudou gritted his teeth.

"Since you want to talk about your partner, let's talk about your groom. True Monarch Yellow Mountain once mentioned that he wants to marry you off before he is promoted to the seventh rank. And True Monarch is not far from the calamity. , In other words... Doudou, your wedding is not far away. As the bride, have you seen the groom?" Song Shuhang launched a counterattack.

"Riyou!" Doudou sighed suddenly: "No, Huangshan Dasha never talked to me about who the wedding object was. From beginning to end, he was silently arranging the wedding scene for me. Now the wedding scene outside is full of It has been arranged, and I am so flustered. Originally, I thought that the marriage partner would be Mie Feng, but Mie Feng denied it. It really makes me sad. "

Being able to easily make Doudou into a huge trouble, True Monarch Huangshan deserves to be the leader of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'!

"Hey, Shuhang. Do you think I'm really a bitch?" Doudou suddenly said in a deep voice, "The more I think about it these days, the more wrong it is, I always feel like my brain is going to explode. You said, a few days ago, my peeing posture changed. I used to lift my legs to pee, but a few days ago I turned into squatting to pee. When I came back to my senses, Terrified, I almost thought I had really become a mother. Fortunately, when I looked down, my little Doudou was still there."

Song Shuhang: "..." Such a profound question, how do you want me to answer you

"Shuhang, what if I really become a dog girl?" Doudou asked.

"I think, unless you have sex reassignment surgery, you shouldn't be able to become a dog girl." Song Shuhang said: "I feel that the 'marriage' that the True Monarch Huangshan said is to marry you to a dog girl or something. ."

"If you say that, I feel more at ease." Doudou seemed to be relieved: "If you really marry me to a dog girl, I'm not afraid. I'm a Wang with a 'harem' dream. It is to marry a dog girl, and one day in the future, I will still force her to become a member of my harem. Wang Wang, when I am promoted to the fifth rank, I will marry many of the girls that I liked before! Wang Wang Wang Wang ~ "

Song Shuhang: "..."

"By the way, Shuhang, why don't you help me test Huangshan Dasha, okay? Just help me test it, will my object at the wedding be a dog girl?" Doudou said.

"Okay, when I meet True Monarch Yellow Mountain, I'll try it out for you." Song Shuhang said.

"Good buddy, Shuhang, knowing you is the most correct choice in Ben Wang's life." Doudou said: "Your kindness, Ben Wang will keep in mind. After you find out the results, Ben Wang will definitely give you a big deal. Benefits. Big benefits!"

"As long as you don't toss me, I'll be very happy." Song Shuhang sighed.

After finishing the call with Doudou, Song Shuhang put down the phone.

At this time, there was a knock on the door downstairs.

In the middle of the night, who knocked on the door

Song Shuhang raised his head and looked downstairs.

Afterwards, he saw True Monarch White Crane with wings on his back, standing outside the door. At this moment, True Monarch White Crane's eyebrows were vaguely anxious.