Moreover, Senior White's identity is one of the leaders of the Nine Netherworld. If he is willing to help, he will definitely be an old driver driving, be safe!
But Senior White wanted to listen to the joke again... Song Shuhang looked back and thought that he had seen many jokes not long ago, but now, in retrospect, none of them felt funny.
No way, as people's laughs are getting higher and higher, ordinary short jokes have become difficult to make people laugh. Some jokes, after laughing once and then thinking about it, you will find that it is no longer laughable.
Sometimes it's painful to laugh too high.
"Senior White, wait a moment!" Song Shuhang replied in his mind, "Today I will definitely be able to find a joke that makes people laugh."
Today is different from the past. Today, there are so many seniors in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'. The number of people is strength, so many people can't squeeze out a joke that makes Senior White laugh
"Okay, I'll give you time to prepare." Senior White was really in a good mood today, and he didn't give Song Shuhang any restrictions.
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At this time, in the underground laboratory.
The members of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' looked depressed. At this time, Song Shuhang said, "Seniors, if any of you have a classic joke, give me one."
Venerable Spirit Butterfly: "..."
Venerable Seventh Cultivation: "..."
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "..."
Su Clan's Sixteen asked curiously, "Shuhang, why are you making a joke all of a sudden?"
"Just received a Jiuyou old driver... ah no, it's that 'beep beep beep~~'. Come again? Anyway, it's the news of that superpower, he said there is a way to help us. However, we need a capable The joke that makes him laugh is reward. Seniors, come on with a joke?" Song Shuhang said.
"Is that senior? If it is that senior, maybe he can really help us." Henghuo Zhenjun came to his senses. When Song Shuhang helped Confucianism regain control of the 'Golden Lotus World', there was that person who couldn't The senior who uttered the Taoist number secretly helped.
"What kind of joke do you want?" asked Fairy Lychee.
"As long as it's interesting enough, it's fine. Anyway, if you have any, tell me." Song Shuhang said.
Su Clan's Sixteen: "I'll look online."
Mad Saber Three Waves: "I remember quite a few interesting jokes... However, those jokes are a bit off the eighteenth ban."
"Senior Sanlang, don't do this anymore." Song Shuhang waved his hands again and again, he couldn't imagine the scene where he told Senior White the Eighteen Forbidden jokes. In case of angering Senior White, it would be no fun to reward him with a 'Goddess Cannon'.
True Monarch Huangshan: "Well, I remember something that happened a long time ago. At that time, I was only a fourth-grade cultivator. In the past, I have talked to fellow Taoists in the group, but little friend Shuhang may Have not heard."
Then, the True Monarch Huangshan began to talk about it.
That was a long, long time ago. When I was young, like most of my fellow Daoists, I went down the mountain after reaching the fourth-grade realm and started to explore the world. One day, a sixth-rank True Monarch senior in Mount Tai opened the altar, and I traveled thousands of miles to listen to the Fa.
At that time, there were many people who went to listen to the senior's opening ceremony, and the entire field was full of monks from all over the world. As I just descended the mountain and entered the world of self-cultivation, I felt very happy when I saw that scene.
I also squeezed into a certain corner of the field, preparing to wait for the sixth-grade true monarch to open.
When I managed to squeeze into a suitable position, I turned my head and looked to the side. I saw a slender young Taoist standing next to me, leaning on a pillar, he was also in the fourth-grade realm, and his temperament was outstanding.
When I saw this, I involuntarily greeted him and said, "Daoist at Xia Huangshan, not long after entering the fourth rank, may I ask your friend's name?"
The fellow Daoist paused suddenly, and suddenly said, "Go away."
At that time, I felt very embarrassed. As a fledgling, I deeply experienced the coldness of the monk world for the first time.
So, the whole 'Tarzan **' from beginning to end, I did not say a word to him.
After that, I practiced diligently and reached the fifth-grade realm.
Then one day, when I was buying materials at a cultivation market, I met that young Taoist with outstanding temperament. At that time, he was at the peak of the fourth rank, and he was still one step away from the fifth rank, and his cultivation was not as good as that at that time. of me.
I don't know why, when I saw him again, I suddenly recalled the cold voice of the other side, 'Go away' when Taishan had sex.
There was a sullen breath in my heart, and I was unhappy.
So... I secretly followed behind him, and after leaving the 'Xiu Zhen Shi Xiu', I found a place where no one was around and beat him up.
When he said this, True Monarch Huangshan paused, with an embarrassed look on his face.
Song Shuhang looked puzzled - there's nothing funny about this story
After beating him up, I asked him if he remembered me.
He said: Remember, your name is Huangshan Taoist.
I didn't expect him to remember my Dao name, so I was slightly taken aback.
At this time, the corners of his mouth twitched and he said, "My name is 'Go away, layman', and the road name is "Go away."
"Pfft~~" Song Shuhang couldn't help laughing: "What happened later?"
"I won't mention what happened later. Anyway, I paid a great price for my apology." True Monarch Huangshan laughed dryly.
Fairy Lychee: "Fortunately, my Dao name is only 'Lychee', and I won't be slapped by him inexplicably one day after I know Senior Huangshan."
"Fortunately, my Dao name is only Beihe, and I didn't give Senior Huangshan a chance to beat him up." Beihe Loose Cultivator added.
Crazy Saber Three Waves: "Fortunately, my Dao name is only Sanlang, I won't be beaten after I announce my debut name inexplicably."
"No, Senior Sanlang, you are different. Your Dao name is now reported in a dignified manner, and there is a high chance that you will be beaten." Song Shuhang couldn't help but complain.
Crazy Blade Three Waves: "..."
"Actually, everyone's Dao name in our group is quite normal... In the past." True Monarch Huangshan changed his words abruptly when he was halfway through.
Because recently, the painting style of Qunli Daohao is also very abnormal - Song Shuhang, who has seven Dao names, and Yurouzi, who may have 365+1 Dao names in the future.
"Is this joke true?" Zhenjun Huangshan asked.
"Wait." Song Shuhang contacted Senior White again in his mind: "Senior White, are you here? Have you heard the joke of True Monarch Yellow Mountain?"
"It's over." Senior White said.
"Is it interesting? Are you satisfied?" Song Shuhang asked.
"If the full score is 1oo, this story barely has 54 points. However, since this is the first time you have received a score that is close to passing, I will give you six points to make up 6o, and you will be considered qualified. " Senior White said.
Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief: "Then ask Senior Bai to help us and send us to Jiuyou!"
"Why are you going there?" Senior White asked suspiciously.
"Huh? Senior, didn't you say there is a way to help us solve the problem?" Song Shuhang asked rhetorically.
"Yeah, I have a way to help you, but I don't mean to send you to Jiuyou. There is a metal ball there now, and I'm still locked in the 'Evil Lotus World' to sleep." Senior White replied.
"Then where are we going?" Song Shuhang asked curiously.
"The main world has the 'Heavenly Tribulation World' where practitioners of all heavens and myriad worlds can transcend the calamity, and the Nine Netherworld naturally has a corresponding place. And, by coincidence, there will soon be a seventh-grade polluted person who wants to enter the 'magic world'. Tribulation of the world'. You are ready, when the polluted person enters the 'magic robbery world', I will open a back door and let you in. Then, stay away from that polluted person and go to experiment with the 'Tian robbery missile' ' power. After the experiment is over, I will pull you out." Senior White said.
"Is this okay?" Song Shuhang widened his eyes.
"How can I say that I'm also the ruler of the Nine Netherworld, okay? I still have the ability to open a back door." Senior White said.
"However, in that 'world of robbery', we will be fine, right? We won't be involved in 'devil' or something?" Song Shuhang said a little worriedly.
Because of the last trip to the 'world of robbery', he almost killed him.
If it weren't for that person who could sell everything in a timely manner, he might have turned into scum under the catastrophe.
"Don't worry, there will be absolutely no problem if I take the shot personally. As long as you don't kill yourself and come into contact with the seventh-grade polluted person who crossed the 'magic calamity', there will be no problem." Senior White assured.
After receiving the assurance from Senior White, Song Shuhang felt a little relieved.
"Wait a minute, after entering the 'world of robbery', can my core world be opened?" Song Shuhang asked again.
The robbery missiles are placed in the core world. If the core world is directly blocked like entering the robbery world, then he has to take out the robbery missiles in advance.
"Don't worry, there is no problem with me as the transfer." Senior White said.
"Then, can I tell the seniors of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group about the 'Magic Tribulation World'?" Song Shuhang asked.
"Whatever you want." Senior White said indifferently.
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In the underground laboratory, everyone looked at Song Shuhang with his eyes closed, knowing that he was talking to a powerful person.
I don't know if the almighty is satisfied with the anecdote of True Monarch Yellow Mountain
At this time, Song Shuhang opened his eyes: "It's done."
"Then what shall we do next?" asked Venerable Seventh Cultivation.
"Let's get together as much as possible, and the old driver of Jiuyou will directly open the back door and send us to a place where we can test the 'Tianjie Missile'." Song Shuhang said: "But the place we are going to is not Jiuyou, but It is a world similar to the 'World of Heaven's Tribulation'. Therefore, everyone pay attention to safety, and don't die to contact the seventh-grade demon who is about to cross the robbery, so as not to be involved in the calamity."
Just as Song Shuhang was talking, Zhenjun Huangshan suddenly took out his mobile phone and opened it to take a look.
"Just now, Yunquezi of Xuannvmen suddenly said that she was going to transcend the calamity. But it was not the calamity of heaven, it seemed to be the calamity of Jiuyou World, she was completely polluted." Huangshan Zhenjun said.
What a coincidence
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