Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "Note to Orphans +1"
Lychee Fairy: "Note to Orphans +2"
I am the little white crane from the end of the world: "Young man, I have a magical book called "Tong Zi Gong" here. You need a single dog to practice it. Are you interested in practicing? I'll give it to you for nothing."
Pharmacist: "Note to orphans +3"
Pharmacist: "Fellow Daoist Baihe, don't destroy the formation."
Tyrant Song: "..."
Monk Swallowing Cloud: "Master Song, are you enlightened?"
Tyrant Song: "..."
Poyang Halberd Guo Da: "Cute Dog Head Expression"
This time, when Guo Da made a dog-headed expression, the chat rhythm of the entire 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' suddenly calmed down like Mr. Destiny who was strangled by the throat.
Everyone knows that what Guo Da is going to post next will definitely be the expression of rubbing the dog's head upstairs angrily.
This guy wants to be self-defeating, and everyone is satisfied with him.
But this time... After half a day, Guo Dadu didn't reply.
Strange, Guo Da dropped the line
Then do you want to continue to Black Shuhang Xiaoyou? But what if it's dark and dark, and Guo Da comes out again, with an angry expression on the dog's head upstairs
Just as everyone was thinking about it, a system message prompted: (***************) Poyang Halberd Guo Da has been silenced for 5 minutes by the administrator, Venerable Qixiu.
Venerable Qixiu: "Okay, let's continue talking."
In this way, you don't have to be afraid that Guo Da will suddenly appear and rub the dog's head.
Beihe Loose Cultivator: "Senior Qixiu did a great job."
Fairy Lychee: "2333, I just chatted with Senior Seventh Cultivator privately and asked him to come over and silence him."
Venerable Qixiu: "Continue with the thumbs up expression, I have something to do, so I will dodge first. Pay attention to the time, I will ban Guo Da for five minutes."
Mad Saber Four Waves: "Come on, let's continue the topic just now. Little friend Shuhang, you can understand one thing from what you said just now, the daoist who fainted in the song of creation is a fairy, right? You just now The word 'she' was used."
True Monarch Beihe: "Why do we say that you are betting on orphans? A charming and charming fairy, comatose beside you. You don't want to take good care of her, but you still want to throw her aside and let her wake up naturally?"
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "Little friend Shuhang, you don't understand women."
I'm the little white crane from the end of the world: "To be honest, I always thought that a man like you, Song Shuhang, would only appear in 'jokes'. I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it."
Tyrannical Song: "Hey, did I say you misunderstood something? Although this is a fairy, and she is considered a beauty. However, people have masters. Moreover, in terms of emotional intelligence, my emotional intelligence is still above the standard."
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "It's boring, you've been busy with famous flowers for a long time, so what are you still ambiguous about?"
Monk Swallowing Cloud: "I thought I had a chance to bring little friend Shuhang into Buddhism."
Song Shuhang: "..." So, is it my fault
Crazy Blade Four Waves: "Is this fairy married?"
Tyrannical Song: "The wedding will be held soon, probably."
Crazy Sabre Four Waves: "That means you haven't married yet, right? In this case, you still have a chance! Men are unmarried, women are unmarried."
The system message prompts: (***************) The Four Waves of Mad Saber has been silenced by the administrator, Venerable Qixiu, for 1 hour.
Venerable Qixiu: "Is it still unable to stop you from dying after changing your dao name? Fellow Daoist Four Waves. Be careful when someone comes to your door to cut you down."
True Monarch Northern River: "Four waves is one wave higher than three waves. I feel that he will only be more deadly... sigh."
I'm the little white crane from the end of the world: "Let's be serious, Shuhang, it's not very good for you to hang other people's fairies directly. At least you should carry them to the bed to rest."
Young Master Feng Slayer: "I recommend a method to soothe the damage caused by Dharma King Creation's singing - taking a medicinal bath or a hot bath. Last time, after listening to the singing, I felt dizzy and dizzy, so I went home and took a bath. , refreshed."
"The fairy that little friend Shuhang said is still in a coma, how to take a hot bath? If little friend Shuhang carries her to take a hot bath, then there will be a big problem." Monk Tunyun said.
After chatting and chatting, the topic in the group suddenly became crooked again.
From the very beginning of 'The Song of Healing Dharma King Creation', we talked about the topic of 'Hot Bath'.
Tianfu Qi Zong Yang Xian: "The evil smile said, I remember that there are many people in the cultivation world who can sell their bath water at sky-high prices."
Tyrant Song: "0_0"
Tyrant Song: "In reality, I've heard some ghosts and beasts, and they would like to drink the bath water of beautiful women. Is there such a great gentleman in the world of self-cultivation?"
But if you think about it, it is really possible. Most of the monks are also human, and they will have hobbies if they are human. It is not surprising that there are perverts in the monks.
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "Hahahaha, Yang Xian, this is purely a malicious topic."
Fairy Lychee: "Seriously, in the world of self-cultivation, beauty's bath water can't sell for much. The important thing is not to see whether a person is beautiful or not, but to look at other factors. Like me in the world of self-cultivation, I can be considered a beauty to some extent, but I No one wants the bath water. However, there are many people who want to buy the bath water of the Jiaoba Zhenjun in our group."
Song Shuhang: "..."
True Monarch Jiaoba's bath water
A picture appeared in Song Shuhang's mind - True Monarch Jiaoba was swimming in the bathtub with his body, and after swimming a circle, he stood up gracefully. Then, a large group of monks rushed over to drink bath water.
Evil~~ This picture is too beautiful, he didn't dare to think about it at all.
Jiaoba, who wants to give birth to a men's football team: "Fuck, why did you get involved with me? I didn't say a word from the beginning to the end, so I'm going to pull me out and lie down? Xiao Lizhi, you are not kind."
"Because in the group, I only remember that your bath water, Zhenjun Jiaoba, was sold for a high price, and it was considered a sky-high price. Cover your mouth and chuckle," Fairy Lychee said.
"That's the dark life that this old man can't bear to look back on, okay?" Jiao Dao, who wants to give birth to a men's football team: "And, that's not bath water, it's Jiaolong soup. That old man threw me into the pot, served with More than 300 kinds of medicinal herbs are boiled and boiled. When I was young, I was almost killed, and my skin peeled off several layers. Fortunately, I survived and escaped."
When Song Shuhang heard this, he probably understood what was going on.
He asked curiously, "Then... what happened to the old moron later?"
"Of course he was killed by me. I escaped, and after I succeeded in my cultivation, I would be the first to kill him. If I don't kill him, I won't get rid of my inner demons. How can I cultivate?" laughed.
After that, the topic of Jiuzhou No. 1 group returned to the right track.
Fairy Lychee began to chat with everyone about the Zhenwu Cup Valkyrie Battle, which is an upcoming game on Zhenwu Island. Fairy Lychee took a fancy to the third prize as the spiritual beast 'Cocoon Ox', and this time she was determined to win.
Song Shuhang didn't know anything about this and couldn't talk. After thinking about it, he left the chat group page and turned off his phone.
In front of her, Fairy Floating Life is still in a coma, and it will take a long time to see her.
Song Shuhang thought about it for a while, then took out his treasured saber and made a dexterous pick. A layer of escaping light appeared on the smash, holding up Fairy Floating Life.
Afterwards, Shuhang held the flying sword like this and walked to Fairy Floating Life's room.
As soon as he opened the door, he saw Shi Luoli rubbing her eyes from a distance: "Senior Brother Song, it's almost time, we're going to class."
The next moment, she blinked and looked at the unconscious Fairy Floating Life behind Song Shuhang: "Senior Brother Song, what did you do to this Fairy Floating Life?"
"Don't talk nonsense." Song Shuhang said: "She passed out after hearing the song of Dharma King Creation."
"Oh." Shi Mengmeng nodded, and then she suddenly asked, "Senior Brother Song, are you interested in accepting a righteous daughter? The cute one, the cute one?"
Song Shuhang: "Pfft~~"
Although Shi is very cute, he is only in his second year of sophomore year, right? He just turned 18, what kind of a righteous girl? Also, does he really look that old
"Senior Brother Song, don't get me wrong, I didn't want you to accept me as your righteous daughter." Shi Luoli waved her hands again and again.
Song Shuhang: "Then why are you suddenly asking this question?"
"It was Zhu who asked me to ask." Shi smiled bitterly: "I also feel that Zhu is too nonsense, but she must ask me to ask for her."
"Candle?" Song Shuhang immediately remembered being with Shi. That younger Loli was Shi's junior sister, she seemed to be a little younger than Guoguo.
"Well, she wants to be Senior Brother Song's righteous daughter." Shi said.
Song Shuhang: "Why Mao? Don't tell me she feels kind to me, I don't believe it."
"After recognizing Senior Brother Shuhang as the adopted daughter, she can go down the mountain and come to Jiangnan University City to play for a while in the name of visiting her adoptive father." Shi Luoli said seriously.
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Although Zhu is a bit rambunctious, I thought about it seriously, because this matter is also beneficial to Senior Brother Song, so I still relay her request to Senior Brother Song." Shi said earnestly.
Song Shuhang: "Benefits?"
"Well, Zhu's parents disappeared when they were exploring an ancient immortal mansion, and her grandfather has been raising her since then. Her grandfather Yali Zhenjun is one of the best refining masters in our family. I see you, Senior Brother Shuhang. You have already been promoted to the fourth rank, and you are almost ready to build your own natal magic weapon. If Zhu recognizes you as your adoptive father, then True Monarch Yali will definitely help Senior Brother Song to build the natal magic weapon." Shi blinked.
Song Shuhang: "Luring?"
"Well, because Zhu wants to worship Senior Brother Song as his adoptive father, thinking about Senior Brother Shuhang, it is impossible for you to agree. Therefore, I think the best way is to use bait." Shi said earnestly.
Song Shuhang laughed: "You are so sure that Zhu's grandfather, 'True Monarch Yali', will agree with Zhu to recognize me as his adoptive father? You know, my cultivation is not high. And... I'm only eighteen years old."
"Eighteen is not too young. In ancient times, this age was already the father of several children." Shi said here, his eyes sank slightly: "Also, if Zhu wants to recognize his adoptive father, as long as his character is good, even if it is ordinary Man, his grandfather will not refuse."
Zhu's parents disappeared when she was very young, and because of this, Zhenjun Yali would not have the heart to refuse.
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PS: On the official account today, there is another hand-painted picture by the reader. It is a cute little loli. Do you want to see it? In two days, I will update the information of the famous handsome man Phoenix Slayer in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group. Pay attention to the WeChat public account: The Legend of the Paladin to view more content. .