Furious fall!
In fact, Song Shuhang already had a bad premonition in his heart when he saw the sentence 'Please skip to step 9', and at the same time, he was mentally prepared for Song Mutou's spoof.
But when he really saw Step 9, he couldn't help but his veins burst, and he wanted to throw the scroll in anger.
The mental preparation, the cultivator's Dao heart, the firm will as iron, all turned into ashes when he saw this sentence. At this time, there was only one thought in his heart - that is to grab Song Mutou and put him alive. tear.
If he is fortunate enough to become an immortal one day, he must go and find Song Mutou, and then put him and Senior Three Waves together, so that he can also experience the feeling of being 'wasted by others'.
No, inappropriate.
If Song Mutou and Senior Sanlang were put together, these two guys might destroy the world.
So... still tie him to Senior Fortune's concert, and let him live in the singing of Dharma King Fortune every day. It is best to ask Dharma King Creation to create a BGM for Song Mutou, and then set that song as an alarm clock, so that Song Mutou will be woken up by his own BGM every morning.
"Take a deep breath, take a deep breath." Song Shuhang said softly, and he opened the scroll again.
The big turtle on the side looked at Song Shuhang with compassionate eyes.
Song Shuhang continued to look down.
Step 4: Empty.
Step 5: Still empty.
Step 6: Empty again and leave enough space to prevent accidents.
Step 7: If you came back from Step 9 and have completed Steps 1, 2, and 3... Then, congratulations, you have reached the level of 'Tibetan inscriptions in the chest are like a valley, and there is poetry and literature in the belly' realm. Go to a Confucian teacher, "Thirty-Three Beasts Innate One Qigong" is not for you.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Step 8: If you insist on seeing this step, do you really want to hit me? Come, hit me, come hurt each other. I just like to see the expressions of you who want to hit me but can't hit me.
These few steps, Song Shuhang glanced at one glance, ten lines at a glance.
But even if he glanced at it, with the cultivator's strong eyesight and memory, the above content was still firmly imprinted in Song Shuhang's mind.
The corners of Song Shuhang's mouth kept twitching—Song Mutou has been able to live from the ancient times to the present without being beaten to death. This guy's luck is definitely not much weaker than Senior White's.
Because if his luck was too bad, he would have been beaten to death long ago.
There is also a bottom-line principle for the seniors of Sanlang to die... There are no more than three waves. Although Senior Three Waves will go too far without knowing it.
And this guy Song Mutou has no bottom line at all.
At this moment, the Great Northern Emperor on the screen suddenly said, "Let's start with step 44. That guy Song Mutou claimed that the number of deaths per day should be limited to 44. The 45th step is the real content."
Song Shuhang: "Great Emperor, you can tell me earlier."
The Great Emperor wiped the corners of his mouth gracefully: "In the process of translating and writing down the contents of this decoding scroll, word by word, Gu has a total of 24 urges to crush Song Wood. Impulsively, I hope you will understand Song Shuhang as well."
Big Turtle: "This is called Lele alone is not as good as all Lele."
Song Shuhang: "..."
Following the emperor's prompt, Song Shuhang jumped directly to step 45.
At the same time, Song Shuhang said, "Emperor, when I'm done, let's grab Song Mutou and beat him."
"This sentence, there are three-digit daoists in the ancient heaven alone, and I once said it to Gu." The Great Northern Emperor smiled slightly: "However, among the three-digit daoists, the one who finally got his wish, It's not even two digits. The reputation of No. 1 in Heaven's Escape is not for nothing."
Song Shuhang raised his head and silently looked at the sky.
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Step 45: Congratulations, you have persisted until this step and have not torn off the scroll. Fellow Daoist, I admire the firmness of your Dao Heart. Only a monk with a heart like iron is qualified to open the treasure and enjoy the fruits of victory. Now let's get to the point - if you have obtained the secret book passed down from generation to generation from the organization of 'the world's monsters unite and become a family', and from it, you have comprehended the secret text of "Thirty-Three Beast Innate One Qigong". Then, you are already one-third successful.
Next, you get this decoding scroll and keep reading until step 45, and you're two-thirds successful.
Lastly, you're missing one thing - the "Second Book" needed to decode. The decoding scroll contains the method for deciphering the secret text. In the process of interpretation, you need to translate the 'secret text' sentence by sentence according to the content of the "Secret Book".
This sub-book is widely circulated. There is a mysterious human organization hidden in many worlds that are not dominated by humans. That's right, it's called 'The world's human beings unite as one family'. You need to go to this mysterious human organization and get their ancestral secret book, which is the original of the "Second Book". As for how to comprehend the contents of the "Secondary Book" from it, it depends on your own creation.
Next, please look at the 46th step, which records the detailed 'method of decoding'.
Seeing this, Song Shuhang looked up at the sky again.
I always felt that Song Mutou was designing a treasure hunt game. He divided the treasure into three parts and distributed the clues. After that, he hid himself in the dark, watching people busy looking for treasures.
After sighing, he continued on, keeping the 'Decoding Method' recorded on Step 46 in his heart.
After step 46 is over, there is still step 47 below.
Step 47: In fact, somewhere in this world, I have established a sect with a 'name secret', and they have a complete inheritance of the Beast God Ministry. You have worked hard to find three major clues from the heavens and the world, and you have collected the complete version of "The Thirty-Three Beasts Innate One Qigong", but there is a complete version of the exercise in the "name secret" sect. How about it, isn't it exciting to hear this news? Do you vomit blood
Song Shuhang sighed.
Unfortunately, the inheritance in the 'Thirty-Three Beast Sect' has also been broken. Otherwise, I wouldn't have to work all over the world to collect the 'dark' heritage of the Beast God Ministry.
Step 48: Since you can insist on seeing this step, then I will reveal another news to you. The "Thirty-Three Beasts Congenital One Qigong" that you have worked so hard to compile, decode and read is the exercise method of the old version 1.9. There are many imperfections in this version, and everyone in the Beast God Department has already replaced the latest version of the "Thirty-Three Beast Innate Qigong" version 2.0 exercises. How about it? Not exciting
Song Shuhang: "..."
I have 10,000 'little squatters' here, and I want to combine them into a 'big squatter' for you.
Step 49: Slightly ~, let me take a step, I want to get the whole thing together.
Step 50: But don't worry, the old version 1.9 "Thirty-Three Beasts Innate Qigong" can be upgraded to version 2.0. As long as you can find the 'gong method upgrade package' and follow the content on the upgrade package, you can upgrade it perfectly. Under the premise of not affecting your cultivation base and realm, you can fully improve the practice method. Also, there will be no sequelae. 2.0 Gongfa upgrade package, you deserve it. Want to upgrade? Want to get the latest version of "Thirty-Three Beasts Innate One Qigong"? If you want, go find it, I put the upgrade pack in... the dirtiest place in the Ministry of Beasts. You know. This place is solid, if you have the heart, you can definitely find it.
The long 'decoding reel' is finally over.
Song Shuhang: "..."
The most dirty place in the Ministry of Beasts and Gods is that, the 'septic tank' palace that Daozi sent him. It's just that he used the secret identification method to identify the palace, but there was no 'upgrade package' in it.
Song Shuhang pondered.
"Read it?" the sea turtle asked.
Song Shuhang nodded.
"Do you want to vent? There is an exercise room on the right side of the Palace of Winter. You can go there and punch and kick the exercise stone to vent your anger." The turtle said thoughtfully.
Song Shuhang: "No, thank you, Senior Turtle. My will can still withstand this shock."
He was a man who once became an onion, planted alone on the top of the mountain for hundreds of years. Dao heart and will are both terrifyingly strong.
"Don't hold back, let's vent. I've been holding back for a long time, I'm afraid you won't be able to think about it." The turtle said.
Song Shuhang: "Don't worry, Senior Turtle. I'm really fine."
After all, he took out the cheat sheet of 'the world's human beings unite to become a family' which he copied down.
"There is a copy of the decoding scroll hidden in this secret book. As long as the copy is read, I can directly translate the full version of the "Thirty-three Beast Innate Qigong"." Song Shuhang said.
Big Turtle: "How to read?"
"According to the information I have obtained, this secret book "300 Tips on How Humans Live Better in the Beast World" needs to be practiced together with the "Sacred Beasts Destroying the World" of the Human Alliance before it can be read out." Song Shuhang Shen Shen sound.
Big Turtle; "Then you try?"
Song Shuhang shook his head.
Big Turtle: "In that time, at the Dark Horse branch, find someone to try?"
Song Shuhang: "I have tried it... There is a master turtle in the dark horse branch. Before, he was running the "Sacred Beast Destroying the World" in front of me, while using the secret book of the Human Alliance, but nothing abnormal happened. "
Master Turtle was unable to read the "Dungeon".
So, what part went wrong
At this time, the Great Northern Emperor on the screen said: "Gu is going to have dinner."
Song Shuhang: "Goodbye, senior from the north."
The Great Northern Emperor: "Well, I'll be offline for dinner right away. By the way, is there anything special about the "Sacred Beast Destroying the World"?"
"What's special? By the way, this exercise seems to allow practitioners to replace the function of 'spiritual beasts' and practice with the "Thirty-three Beast Innate Qigong"." Song Shuhang said.
The Great Northern Emperor waved his hand: "So, you might as well start from this point and try again. Don't talk, let's have dinner. See you later."
After all, the Great Northern Emperor disappeared from the screen.