Watchdog? I remembered... It was that ugly and chic white tiger that was taken away by Senior White Two
The white tiger in my memory is indeed ugly, and the waist is still very long. It can twist its waist into a U-shape and bite its own tail.
Hey, Song Shuhang, don't go too far! The guard's voice sounded again.
Damn, heard again.
Therefore, the way of spiritual communication is too unfriendly for a straight-hearted person like him, and some words can't be hidden.
Originally, in the case of oral sex, he could hide some words in his heart and not say them, and there would be no problem. But since the big guys became popular with the way of mind communication, he sometimes made a big death when he thought about it.
Sometimes this 'thought move' is even a subconscious thought, just the kind that flashes through my mind.
so tired.
While spiritual communication brings a lot of convenience, it also brings a lot of troubles. Sure enough, there are very few things in the world that have the best of both worlds.
Thank you, Daoist Tiger, for reminding me that I will return to the world soon. How long can I stay at most? Song Shuhang nodded.
Although I don't know what's wrong with Senior White Two... But in this emergency, I don't have time to think about it so much, and I have to wait until I return to the world to ask questions.
My Lord said: the sooner the better, no more than ten minutes at most. White Tiger replied.
I understand. Song Shuhang opened his eyes.
Ten minutes is enough.
The holy light flame in the room was burning, and all the 'Nine Nether Evil Energy' in the room was burned clean.
The tiger-patterned beast cultivator has disappeared.
Song Shuhang was sure that this tiger-patterned beast cultivator was definitely not dead, and even the 'tiger-patterned beast cultivator' that blew himself up just now might just be a clone or something similar.
At this time, the voice of the good girl came from outside the door: "Senior Tyrannical Song, what happened?"
"Come in." Song Shuhang replied, what Senior White two said was to return to the world immediately, he couldn't waste time.
The good girl, Master Turtle, and the head of the dark horse branch entered the room together.
They looked at the holy light flames that were constantly burning in the void of the room, and their faces became solemn.
The good girl even discovered that out of ten patients, only nine were left, and all nine were in a coma at this time. And... the 'Nine Nether Evil Energy' on them has not been removed.
problem occurs!
The same thoughts came to the minds of Lady Shan, Master Turtle, and the branch minister.
"Nine secluded demons mixed into the patient and tried to attack me." Song Shuhang replied simply.
Master Turtle's expression froze.
Most of the patients are members of their 'human alliance', and these patients generally have no problems with their origins. The patient in question must be a beast cultivator who was recommended outside the alliance.
"I'm sorry, Senior Tyrannical Song. It was because we were not screened enough and were mixed in by demons." Master Turtle said.
Song Shuhang waved his hand: "It's not your fault, there are so many patients, how can you screen them one by one? Even I can't recognize each other at once. Besides, I'm running out of time. I'm healing the patients. In the process, I was caught by a troublesome existence. Now, I must leave the beast world immediately."
Master Turtle was shocked: "Is there an enemy that even Senior Tyrannical Song can't deal with?"
"Just before, I made a pair of moves with the other party. I 'dead' once. If you feel carefully, you can sense the difference between me and before." Song Shuhang said solemnly.
Master Turtle felt a chill in his heart, he sensed it carefully, and sure enough, the life state of Senior Tyrannical Song was somewhat different. The Xuansheng Tyrant Song in front of him gave him a 'newborn baby' feeling.
"I have to leave, and the affairs of the beast world will be handed over to you." Song Shuhang touched the head of Miss Shan again and sighed: "At the beginning, I told you that I would stay for at least three days. Only a day and a half left."
The good girl nodded understandingly: "Senior Tyrannical Song has a safe journey."
Song Shuhang felt that he had a relationship with this little girl, but the contact time was too short. If it is really fate, there may be a time to see each other in the future.
"Before I leave, um... I suddenly want to give you a gift, or?" Song Shuhang said to Miss Shan.
The good girl blinked her eyes in confusion.
Song Shuhang sacrificed the holy seal: "Stretch out your hand and stamp it for you."
The good girl looked confused.
The turtle master on the side quickly reminded loudly in the animal kingdom language, dancing anxiously. It should be explained to Shan the magical effect of 'Saint Seal'. Master Turtle was an elder who passed on the merits. He was very knowledgeable and had a good understanding of Xuansheng's holy seal.
The good girl stretched out her arm and pointed her small wrist at Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang slapped her and placed the holy seal on her wrist: "Goodbye."
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After explaining what happened in the beast world as quickly as possible, Song Shuhang took out the teleportation rune left to him by the pet No. 1 'You are busy T233'.
He clenched the rune and injected the real essence.
The space jump starts preparations, the destination is 'The World-Earth-Huaxia-Wenzhou City-Beluga Road', and the starting point is 'Beast World-Dark Horse Branch'. The coordinate lock is completed, and the space jump begins. 3... 2... Pet No. 11's mechanical voice resounded in Song Shuhang's mind.
The next moment, Song Shuhang felt that the power of space was wrapping him.
Then, he was thrown out like a cannonball.
Damn, this method of teleportation is too violent.
In the eyes of Minister Dark Horse, Master Turtle, and Miss Shan, Song Shuhang disappeared into the beast world.
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In the present world, Wenzhou City, Huaxia, Beluga Road.
On the window on the 21st floor of Baihong Building.
A hot girl is sitting in her dining room eating a rich breakfast.
Her dining room is facing the window.
While the girl was beating the hot milk and Meimei took a sip, suddenly... a Spider-Man appeared on the glass of her house.
"Poor~~" All the milk in the girl's mouth was squirted out.
"Fuck!" The Spider-Man yelled from the window. Then, his body slid all the way down the smooth glass.
That pose was indescribably funny.
"Huh?" The girl jumped up from the chair in one step, ran quickly to the window, opened the window and looked down.
The Spider-Man who suddenly appeared just now, won't he fall to his death? Her house is on the 21st floor!
When the girl looked down, she didn't see Spider-Man.
"Strange?" She frowned, looking puzzled.
"Dameng, what's wrong?" The mother's voice came from inside the house.
"Mom, I just saw a guy suddenly appear on the glass of our house, lying on his stomach. Then the guy slid down the glass!" Dameng girl replied.
"What? The guy cleaning the glass walls slipped down? Did something happen?" the mother asked.
Dameng girl said: "I didn't see it. When I opened the window, I didn't even see a figure."
"That's what you are looking at, right?" said the mother.
Dameng girl: "Impossible, I clearly heard that guy call the pronunciation of 'Fuck'."
When Dameng's mother heard the words, she walked out of the house quickly, leaned to her daughter's side and looked down.
There is nothing below.
"You must be confused." Dameng's mother affirmed.
Dameng: "… "
"Also, let me tell you something. It's already seven fifty-five, and you'll be late for work in five minutes." Dameng's mother calmly looked at the time.
"Fuck, my diligence!" Dameng screamed miserably.
Dameng's mother: "Tsk, you seem to have full attendance. When did you get this thing?"
"You are really my mother." Dameng burst into tears.
…
…
At this time, at the corner of a deserted street near Baihong Building, a figure appeared out of thin air.
"Fuck, fortunately, I have learned how to fly with the Royal Sword, and fortunately I have learned a simple illusion formation." Song Shuhang sighed.
Needless to say, the Spider-Man who was lying on the window of the girl's house just now was Song Shuhang.
When he was teleported out, it happened to appear on the glass. Fortunately, he didn't get stuck in the glass, otherwise he would be cut in half when he was no longer in a liquid state
Song Shuhang took out the phone from the bracelet.
The mobile phone is connected to the Internet, and a series of signals are ringing non-stop.
He checked the date for the first time—the time on his mobile phone was no longer accurate due to the influence of 'Clear Water Pavilion Time City'.
Remember that he was involved in the Bishui Pavilion incident on the night of September 15th and was teleported to the beast world.
After that, he experienced 6 sunrises in the beast world.
However, a day in the beast world is obviously different from a day on earth.
So what day is it today
After connecting to the Internet, the mobile phone date is automatically synchronized.
Sunday, September 22, 2019, 8:00 am. It is advisable to travel and accept; avoid funerals and burials.
It was a day longer than the time in the beast world.
Then... He missed a full week of class.
"This is the cruelty of the world of self-cultivation. Sometimes, after being involved in a big event, I have to skip the class I like. It's a pity for my attendance record." Song Shuhang murmured.
Then, he opened the chat software again.
Senior Bai, Su Clan's Sixteen, Tu Bo, Yang De, Gao Moumou and many others have sent him messages.
Song Shuhang opened the phone and called Su Clan's Sixteen first.
However, Su Clan's Sixteen's phone number was not in the service area and was not connected.
"Not in the service area, is it in a place where the signal is disturbed?" Song Shuhang secretly asked.
Then, he called Senior White's mobile phone again.
Senior White's phone was quickly connected.
"Hey, it's Shuhang. You're finally back?" Senior White said with a smile.
Song Shuhang: "Yes, it's hard to describe the experience of the past few days. Where are you, Senior White? I'll find you."
"The Sixteenth and I are still on the underwater adventure, and we can go back tonight. My sixteen and Sixteen's mobile phones crashed during the adventure, and now I'm talking to you, using the phone between me and the Sixteenth. A version that was pieced together from broken mobile phones. When you have time, help us prepare a mobile phone for each of us and use it later." Senior Bai replied.
Song Shuhang: "So it is. No wonder I just called Sixteen but no one answered. No problem, I will buy another mobile phone and ask Senior White to change it."
"By the way, tomorrow is the 23rd. It's Doudou's wedding. What gift are you going to give?" Senior Bai said.
Song Shuhang: "Fuck, I forgot about this."