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Chapter 1270: Bridesmaids? best man?

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Hearing this name, Song Shuhang immediately thought of Doudou in his mind.

The 'bride' who is going to get married tomorrow will not run away from home again, doesn't it mean that there is a 'hidden sky hook' Zhou Li watching it

Really maybe... After all, Doudou is an expert who runs away from home. Zhou Li's methods have been thoroughly understood by Doudou, and he really can't prevent it.

But Doudou has not been promoted to the fifth rank. If this 'Nicholas Dou' is really Doudou, should he just use illusions and other means to transform into a human form and communicate with his mother

"I'll go back right away." Song Shuhang said.

If it was really Doudou, why did it go to Wenzhou City today? Tomorrow is its wedding, and True Monarch Yellow Mountain will definitely take it back. Even if you want to find yourself, you should go to the 'Jiangnan University Town' to find him, right

With a stomach full of doubts, Song Shuhang flew home.

After opening the door, Song Shuhang saw Song Ma busy in the kitchen from a distance.

In the living room, a man with long blond hair was sitting steadily.

His facial features are of mixed Chinese and Western style, his face is soft and his eyes are deep.

The man slapped the teacup, and when he saw Song Shuhang coming in, he smiled slightly, a little shyly.

Song Shuhang tried to sense the breath of the other party, but the blond man didn't have a trace of energy, he looked like an ordinary person.

Mother Song: "Shuhang, you're back. Treat your friends well, and I'll make you snacks."

Song Shuhang nodded and replied, "Okay."

Then, he sat next to the blond man and said in a low voice, "Doudou?"

"Wang, please call me Nicholas Bean now." The blond man responded.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Look at the sky, it's really peas.

"How did you get out? And what's the matter with this broken name?" Song Shuhang asked.

Doudou took out an ID card and handed it to Song Shuhang: "I asked the cave master of Snow Wolf to make me a human ID card a long time ago, and this is the name on it. Wang~ So I will use it this time. up."

Song Shuhang glanced at the ID card, the Chinese name of 'Nicholas Bean' on it was already conspicuous. Attached to the side is a photo of a blond man.

Is such a name really okay? Wouldn't the Snow Wolf cave owner use a fake ID to fool Doudou

"What's the matter with your appearance? You're not a Jingba, right? Do you have other canine bloodlines?" Song Shuhang asked.

Jingba is a Chinese dog breed, right, because the edamame is now a mixed breed

Doudou flicked his long blonde hair: "Of course it's an illusion to match this ID card. When I took the photo of the ID card, I couldn't transform into a human shape, so the master of the Snow Wolf Cave used the appearance of a world famous star and added Modify it, and I have what I am now."

Song Shuhang: "So, you are using illusion now?"

"That's right, it was transformed by a special magic weapon. The effect is realistic, and it can also restrain my own breath. I used this magic weapon to avoid Zhou Li's search many times. But later, he found I have never used this magic weapon since I have found the method to crack my magic weapon." Doudou sighed and said.

Technology has been developing, and self-cultivation has also been improving. Anti-tracking methods and tracking methods are also constantly being updated.

Zhou Li's tracking method is backed by True Monarch Yellow Mountain and a whole team, and Doudou's anti-tracking method or magic weapon has to find a way to do it by himself.

Thinking of this, Doudouxin is very tired.

"You ran away from home again today?" Song Shuhang asked.

Doudou sighed: "No today. Today I applied to Huangshan Dasha to go out. I can go out for a day. At six o'clock in the evening, I have to go back."

"Then why did you come to Wenzhou City? If I didn't happen to be back today, you wouldn't be able to touch me at all." Song Shuhang said.

Doudou rolled his eyes: "I didn't come to you on purpose, I came here to see some old friends. Then I remembered that your house is nearby, so I stopped by to have a look. In addition... I heard that Wenzhou City opened A hospital that has introduced transgender technology from next door Thailand, it's amazing, so I want to come and see."

"What? Transgender technology?" Song Shuhang looked confused.

"Hey, Shuhang. I'm getting married tomorrow." Doudou said.

Song Shuhang nodded and said, "I know, I still have an invitation from True Monarch Yellow Mountain."

"Then I stared at my little Doudou last night and found it hadn't disappeared." Doudou said seriously.

Song Shuhang: "Huh?"

Doudou continued: "Since I am going to marry, and the object of marriage is a dog master. So I have always suspected that maybe I am a dog girl, but Huangshan Dasha has cast spells on me since I was a child. When the time comes, maybe I will become a dog girl. However, I will get married soon tomorrow, but I haven't become a dog girl yet."

"So, you just want to find a sex-change hospital and undergo sex-change surgery to become a dog girl?" Song Shuhang tried to ask.

"Hey, how is that possible." Doudou smiled and said, "I'm thinking, if I become a dog girl, I will go to this hospital immediately and become a dog master again. I don't want to really become a dog girl and get married. , it's too ruined."

Song Shuhang: "..."

After Doudou finished speaking, he was soft on the sofa again, holding the teacup in both hands and turning.

Its current shape is 'illusioned', so it is actually spinning with two front grabbers holding a teacup? This move is very difficult.

It was the first time Song Shuhang saw Doudou look so listless since he met Doudou.

True Monarch Huangshan's 'Marry Doudou' really made Doudou miserable.

"Doudou, do you regret making "The Song of Huangshan Dasha" now?" Song Shuhang asked.

I remember that when the real monarch of Huangshan decided to marry Doudou, it was the walking tractor contest. In front of all the monks, Doudou played 'The Song of Huangshan Dasha' before the real monarch made up his mind to marry Doudou.

"How is that possible? You have to bear the consequences of your own death. This is a famous saying before the Three Waves. Everyone is an adult, and you must dare to take responsibility." Doudou said proudly: "If time can be turned around, I will The sound of the 'Song of Huangshan Dasha' will be enhanced three times, making that song even more vigorous!"

The Three Waves disease was in the late stage, and there was no cure.

After being excited, Doudou became listless again and sat softly on the sofa.

After half an hour.

"Shuhang, are you my good friend?" Doudou asked suddenly.

Song Shuhang looked at the weak Doudou, and said softly, "That's it."

When he first stepped into cultivation, Doudou gave him a lot of help... Although he also caused him a lot of trouble.

"Then Shuhang, if you are a good friend, shouldn't you share the blessings and share the burdens?" Doudou's eyes lit up and said, "So, on the wedding day, you should be my best man... No, be my bridesmaid!"

"I refuse!" Song Shuhang said.

Doudou: "You liar, didn't you promise to be a lifetime good friend?"

"A lifetime of good friends is fine, a bridesmaid is impossible." Song Shuhang said.

"You guys, none of you can be trusted." Doudou gritted his teeth.

Song Shuhang: "You went to Wenzhou City to find friends, just to find someone to be the best man... bridesmaid?"

"Otherwise, why do you think I came all the way here." Doudou rolled his eyes.

Song Shuhang pinched his chin and said with a smile, "Tsk tsk, are you willing to marry, so don't resist?"

They all took the initiative to form a bridesmaid group. Did Doudou succumb to fate

"There's nothing to resist, anyway, 'marriage' is just a ceremony. Have you heard a word? 'The daughter who is married, the water that is poured out.' As long as I get married, Dasha Huangshan will no longer be able to control me. Hey, I'll run away as soon as I get married, hehehehe." Doudou said triumphantly.

But after being complacent, Doudou returned to a listless state.

Premarital phobia

Or is he about to get married soon, and he is reluctant to bear True Monarch Yellow Mountain

Anyway, this kind of weak version of Doudou is really rare.

Song Shuhang couldn't bear it, and said, "Doudou, have you ever thought about... If your marriage partner is actually a bitch?"

Although nominally the object of Doudou's marriage is the eldest brother of 'Fairy Floating Life'. But if the plot progresses smoothly, the person who will marry Doudou is likely to be the Fairy Dog Girl Floating Life.

"Haha." Doudou raised her head and said faintly: "There were many friends who comforted me like this before, and explained to me that Huangshan's silly character would not marry me to a dog master. But... I saw the groom yesterday, and he It is a powerful elder-level dog master of the Bark Camp."

Song Shuhang: "..."

Is he the eldest brother of Fairy Floating Life? I remember Fairy Floating Life mentioned that her eldest brother had a good time in the Veitian Camp.

"Stop talking, I will continue to find a few friends. Let's see if anyone is willing to share weal and woe with me and be my bridesmaid." Doudou stood up and put down the teacup.

Song Shuhang suggested: "Doudou, you might as well find a female cultivator friend, or a fool like Baihe Zhenjun. After all, you are a bridesmaid, and a normal male cultivator will definitely not agree."

"Impossible." Doudou said faintly: "My good friends, female cultivators, are all Chu Chu. I won't tell them about my marriage."

"Pfft~~" Song Shuhang couldn't help laughing out loud.

Doudou rolled his eyes.

"If it really doesn't work, go to the Jiuzhou No. 1 group and find some fairies to make up the number. Fairy Lychee, Fairy Liuying, Fairy Dongfang Liu, etc. If you find them, they should be willing to be your bridesmaids." Song Shuhangdao.

"Don't do it." Doudou shook his head and said, "It's already a shame to marry someone. If you ask them to be bridesmaids, you'll only be ridiculed even more."

So... Doudou is actually looking for a large group of 'male' bridesmaids to share the 'disgrace'

"Actually Doudou, although Zhenjun Huangshan said that you are 'marrying a person'. But you can take the initiative and put on the posture of 'marrying a wife', you can form a best man group, and marry the other party in the posture of marrying a bride. ." Song Shuhang said.

"Huh?" Doudou's eyes suddenly lit up.

Although Zhenjun Huangshan said that he wanted to 'marry' him, but he was a dog master, why should he marry him

"Shuhang, we are good friends." Doudou said, "Come and be my best man!"