Song Shuhang coughed lightly: "I'm sorry, I lost my mind."
As soon as the words came out, Song Shuhang felt that something was wrong... There are ambiguities in these words.
"Don't be uncomfortable, Soft Feather, be confident, you are proud of your long legs! With such long legs, it is normal for Shuhang to be fascinated as a man, and to be distracted." Doudou on the side said.
Wangtian, Doudou, does your explanation need to be so timely
Song Shuhang's mouth twitched. He wanted to defend himself again, but when Doudou interjected, he seemed to have fallen into the crotch of yellow mud, not shit or shit. No matter how he explains it next, it will give people a sense of sophistry.
"We're not unconfident, either." Soft Feather giggled, she swung her little feet: "However, this is the first time Senior Song stared at our legs."
"Because he used to have problems with his aesthetics." Doudou said, "Shuhang used to think that women's legs were not good-looking. He thought that men also had legs, and women's legs were only whiter and longer, so he used to Haven't been able to understand his roommate's leg control attributes."
Song Shuhang ate a whale: "Fuck, how do you know this?"
He never mentioned this to Doudou, did he
Does Doudou also have mind reading skills
No, he had never even thought about it in front of Doudou before.
"I heard it from your roommate when you were making a movie last time. Haha, your roommate lacked enough vigilance for a cute little Pekingese. I heard it when I squatted beside them." Doudou was triumphant. road.
"Senior Tyrannical Song, your previous thoughts were very dangerous. Fortunately, you didn't become a man's leg." Jiang Ziyan covered her mouth and chuckled, the purple light in her eyes flickered, making her look particularly bad.
Song Shuhang: "Senior Sister Ziyan, not called Senior Tyrant Song, we are still good friends."
"If you don't call it Senior Tyrannical Song, do you have to read the first word twice in a trembling voice before calling it out?" Jiang Ziyan said with a wicked smile.
"The word of the first holy name was recited twice with trembling? Is this a stalk?" Soft Feather asked curiously.
Doudou: "You don't know about Soft Feather? The first word of Shuhang's holy name is trembling and he reads it out. It's Tyrant~ Tyrannical Song. It's very interesting."
Song Shuhang said solemnly, "I don't have a son like you, Doudou."
Doudou: "Huh? Lying... Tyrant Song, I fought with you!"
Doudou flew up and bit Song Shuhang's arm.
"Shut up, come on, let go, or I'll break your teeth when I run "Steel Hand", I count to five, I'll be rude if I don't let go!" Song Shuhang shouted, and he shook his arm vigorously. , But Doudou bit his arm tightly, and didn't say anything. It swung up and down with Song Shuhang's arm...
"I see, it's a homonym for 'Dad'." Soft Feather narrowed her eyes and laughed.
She thought of a possibility.
If she has a chance to be promoted to the eighth rank one day, take a homophonic holy number which is the homophonic sound of 'mother', such as Mama Fairy, Mark Mark, etc. When others call her holy number, they will be taken advantage of.
No, no, this is too deadly and the price is too high. It's better not to do this death.
Soft Feather occasionally does interesting things and makes big news.
However, before she makes big news, she will consider the price she may have to pay after finishing the big news.
This is a good habit, so that she can always restrain herself and not make a big incident that goes too far.
On the other side, Song Shuhang finally flung Doudou off his arm.
At the same time, he looked around the venue of the concert.
"The venue of the concert is already full of people. Senior Fortune is really going to start singing at four o'clock in the afternoon?" Song Shuhang said.
During the conversation, he suddenly moved in his heart, and a bad premonition floated in his heart.
He felt that Dharma King Creation might make big news.
Because, many people have prepared a pair of 'powerful earplugs' when they come to the concert.
For example, Senior Sister Jiang Ziyan has prepared some earplugs that can have the effect of 'piercing the eardrum' when worn.
If Dharma King Creation sang on time at 4 o'clock in the afternoon, and everyone took out their earplugs and put them on, wouldn't the effect of Dharma King's concert be greatly reduced
So, will the Dharma King of Creation make a surprise attack and suddenly start singing ahead of time
Just when he thought about it... On the stage of the concert, eight beams of light suddenly lit up.
Subsequently, the lights of the entire venue were turned off.
The venue was originally in a sealed space. After the lights were turned off, the scene was dark, leaving only eight beams of light on the concert stage.
Wangtian, Senior Fortune is really going to make a surprise attack! Song Shuhang hurriedly touched the earplugs.
At the same time, with a thought, he summoned the 'big turtle' from the core world.
Senior Turtle had been going to the concert, but just now I only remembered chatting with Soft Feather and the others, but for a while I forgot to bring Senior Turtle out.
But the time is just right, the concert of Senior Fortune begins, Senior Turtle will not miss this grand concert.
"Yo, I thought you were going to forget me," said the big turtle.
Song Shuhang: "Haha, Senior Turtle, the concert is about to start, the time is right."
dang dang dang
The heavy sound of gold and iron handover sounded.
Afterwards, eight small aircraft appeared directly above the beam of light, which should be instruments refined by Dharma King Creation.
"Huh? The concert hasn't started yet, right? Doesn't it start at four o'clock?"
"Maybe it's a rehearsal? It's not yet four o'clock, and there are still many people on their way. It's impossible for the concert to start so early."
"I heard that even large-scale concerts still need to adjust the lighting and the like. Daoist Fortune has recently become popular in the music industry. This time, although it is an additional small concert for us, the adjustment of the lighting is very important. Things like that are essential."
"There are also various audio equipment and electronic equipment that need to be prepared in advance. The concert is not so simple."
A soothing voice rang out.
When people heard these comforting voices, it made sense.
The concert doesn't start until four o'clock. It's normal to adjust the lighting and audio equipment before the start.
At this time, Song Shuhang quickly inserted the earplugs into his ears.
The moment he put on the earplugs, he felt that his world was quiet.
Can't hear any sound.
"Phew~" Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief.
Next, Dharma King Creation's singing sounded to him as 'he is strong and let him be strong, the breeze blows the hills', and he could no longer be sung. Ha ha ha ha.
dong dong dong
With a series of sounds, the beam of light on the concert stage became brighter and brighter.
In the beam of light, eight figures appeared.
The figure in the four beams of light on the left is half-squatting on the ground in the pose of a Terminator.
The figure in the four beams of light on the right rests his chin in one hand in the pose of a contemplative.
Each figure is topless, and the muscles on their bodies are bulging, full of rigid beauty.
"Wait, did I get it wrong, the eight Dharma Kings of Creation?" Song Shuhang's eyes widened.
The eight figures in the beam of light are all seniors!
Separation? Puppet art? mirror
No matter what technique it is, one Dharma King of Creation can already send people to heaven, and eight Dharma Kings of Creation... enough to destroy the world, right
However, after the eight Dharma Kings appeared, they didn't start singing, they just kept this posture and didn't move.
After a while, the beam of light dimmed, and the eight Dharma Kings of Creation disappeared.
It looks like it's really debugging the lights? Some fellow Daoists who had already taken out the earplugs and put them in their ears, let out a sigh of relief, and put down the hand holding the earplugs.
But what happened to the eight Dharma Kings just now
Some people are a little worried, holding their own earplugs, just a set of earplugs, can they prevent the singing power of Dharma King Fortune × 8
They were a little uneasy.
"Is this a kind of technology, it should be 3D imaging or something? I have seen similar technology before, but it is not perfect. The 3D projection technology used by the Dharma King this time has been perfected. The eight Fortune Kings look like They are all lifelike." A fellow Taoist said.
"If it's a technology projection, that's fine. I'm afraid that Dharma King Creation will gather eight clones and summon the dragon." A fellow Taoist said.
"Eight clones are not easy to do, unless they are puppet clones. But the puppet clone is not the main body. Even if you sing, it will not have the lethality of the main body's singing. Don't worry." A Taoist friend said.
In the middle of the conversation, another beam of light lit up on the stage.
This time the beam of light is thicker and larger than before.
In the beam of light, countless light particles appear.
The light particles dissipated, and then, Dharma King Creation appeared in a small white suit and long flowing hair.
He didn't speak, just half-closed his eyes and raised his hands.
The eyes of all the fellow Daoists in the venue were attracted, and they couldn't help but stare at the Dharma King Creation.
"The light particles when Daoist fortune comes on stage is a simple spell that can attract people's attention. It belongs to the spell of the charm system." A voice that was transmitted into secrets appeared in Song Shuhang's mind.
It was the voice of True Monarch Guhuguan.
Song Shuhang quietly glanced around.
Aside from Soft Feather and Liu Jianyi, several fellow Daoists from Jiuzhou No. 1 Group had already put earplugs on.
Sure enough, they were all their own people, and everyone guessed the thoughts of Dharma King Creation.
Soft Feather didn't wear earplugs because she was on the same channel as Dharma King Creation in terms of listening to music. She really felt Dharma King Creation's singing was nice and pleasant.
As for Senior Brother Liu Jianyi, maybe he was too lazy to wear earplugs? Or maybe it's because of Soft Feather's face
At this time, Dharma King Creation snapped his fingers.
The next moment, a cheerful instrumental accompaniment sounded.
Dharma King Creation strode forward, and the lights converged on him.
As he walks, his clothing changes.
A burst of light spots converged and dissipated.
Afterwards, Dharma King Creation, wearing only a pair of leather pants, appeared in front of everyone. In his hand, there is a silver microphone.
The wind was blowing, and the long hair of Dharma King Creation flew with the wind.
"Ready? go!" Dharma King Creation waved his hand vigorously.
Behind him, eight beams of light lit up again.
The eight Dharma Kings who disappeared before appeared again. They also all have a silver microphone in their hands...