"The eyes of Confucian saints, the gaze of pregnancy... I have only seen it on records related to Confucianism, but I didn't expect this effect to be so powerful." The Seventh Xiu Shengjun looked desperate.
It is anti-human for a grown man to experience the feeling of being pregnant.
What kind of thoughts did the Confucian sages hold back then to develop such a tragic spell
Unable to bear the stomach pain, the Seventh Xiu Shengjun took out his mobile phone and opened the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 group'. See if you can find a fellow Taoist in the group to comfort you.
At the beginning of the fight, he found that the group was also mourning, and the members of the entire group, except for the members who were in retreat and in special secret areas, were all pregnant.
"Seniors, even Xiao Guoguo from our temple is pregnant. It's cruel—three days." Senior Brother Three days spoke on the account of Master Tongxuan.
"When I was pregnant, the steering wheel was unstable and hit someone, and ran over a group of people... Fortunately, I was driving in my own sect, and it was my own person. Now I am dealing with the scene of the car accident. Fortunately, no one died." Fairy Dongfang Six made a desperate expression.
Da Luojiao Yuyue Zhenjun: "It hurts, but the experience of pregnancy is great. The drooling expression, especially the scene of my Da Luojiao's brothers and sisters getting pregnant together, is absolutely amazing. I really want to invite 'Papa' next time. Confucianism Xuanmo' came to our Daluo Sect to teach the Fa."
"Damn, Senior White is still in retreat. I really want to see Senior White's pregnancy." I am the little Baihe from Tianjiaoya.
Henghuo was so tired that he wanted to retire: "Confucianists are taking the opportunity to organize a lecture on 'Fidelity and Filial Piety', which can be considered fruitful. After all, 'Pregnancy Gaze' was originally taught in conjunction with the 'Teaching Chapter'. But the feeling of being pregnant is really counterproductive. Human. Desperate look up at the sky."
Fairy Lychee: "I want to know even more, what happened to the pharmacist and Ziyan? Was the pharmacist and Ziyan in the process of double cultivation before? Hahaha."
"Mother Lychee, don't laugh at others. Have you taken a selfie with your pregnant appearance? You must have taken a beautiful pregnancy photo based on your personality? Send one to the group for us to see." Mad Saber Four Waves said.
Fairy Lychee: "Ah Qi Taoist friend is still at Sanlang's house, destroy Sanlang~"
"Just finished cutting, rest for a while." Su Clan's Qi coolly said: "By the way, for a moment, I seemed to remember my 'forgotten' junior. I vaguely remember that it should be Su Clan's dozen or so?"
"Hehe, Ah Qi is a weak scum. After being pregnant, the pain was so painful that she didn't recover for a long time. It's not like me, even if she was pregnant, she could still be alive and kicking. If it wasn't for my fault, I would teach Ah Qi to be a man in minutes while she was pregnant. "Crazy Blade Three Waves said proudly.
Huangshan was so tired and wanted to retire: "Can you forget about pregnancy? When I mention this, my deity has a stomachache."
Dongfang Jingxue: "Senior Huangshan, how do you look when you're pregnant, are you handsome? I'm learning to write songs recently, and I'm going to compose a 'Huangshan Pregnancy Song' for you."
Huangshan is so tired and wants to retire: "..."
Bring back the quiet, bookish fairy Dongfang Jingxue from everyone!
After reading the chat records in the group, the Seventh Xiu Shengjun felt inexplicably relieved.
Suffering alone is worse than all suffering. When he found out that everyone was pregnant, suffering and despairing, he suddenly felt a balance in his heart.
The human mind is so amazing sometimes.
"Seventh repair." At this time, the sixth fairy on the side suddenly said softly.
Sage of the Seventh Cultivation: "Well, I'm here."
"Let's not have children in the future, okay? Pregnancy is too painful. Or, after a few hundred years, my psychological shadow will be less, and we will have another child?" Fairy Sixth Virtue said tearfully.
The Holy Monarch of the Seventh Cultivation Immediately said softly: "Of course there is no problem, my generation of monks has a long life span, and the goal is straight to the realm of longevity. Children or something is not needed. If we really want children, we can accept a few lovely disciples. ."
Fairy Sixth Virtue laughed happily.
The Holy Monarch Qixiu turned his head and looked up at the sky.
Why don't we hold a discussion in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group', and the topic is: On the Ten Thousand Ways to Die Mysterious Demons in the Tyrant Song Dynasty
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on the stone square
In an instant, all the demon cultivators gathered into a group and shrank to ten meters away from Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang, Su Clan's Sixteen, and Soft Feather were isolated to one side.
"Well, it was an accident when I taught the Fa. In fact, my eyes don't have that function, believe me. If you don't believe me, you really won't get pregnant by looking at my eyes." Song Shuhang explained.
On the opposite side, all the monks and demons shook their heads frantically, all lowered their heads, and no one dared to look directly at Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Demons appearing in front of people and teachings by mysterious demons are destined to become a black history that cannot be erased in his life.
Does he have to go back to the 'Heaven's Little Black House' for a few more years, let the world completely forget him, and then get out
Time passes little by little.
In a door in the center of the square, new members enter from time to time.
These members are also from all over the world, and there are various cultivation systems.
After the new people came in, they saw two camps in the square at a glance. On one side are fellow Daoists gathered together, and on the other are young humans, a man and a woman.
Strange, is this man and two women very powerful
The newly arrived members looked at Song Shuhang curiously... Then, the holy name of 'Breaking Confucianism and Mysterious Demon' floated in their hearts.
"Ba... Confucianism and Mysterious Demon!" The newcomers subconsciously reached out and hugged their stomachs, their voices trembling.
Obviously, the newcomers who came in later had all heard the 'Mysterious Demon's Teachings', were struck by the strange light of the eyes of the Confucian saints, and were pregnant on the spot.
So, these newcomers bowed their heads and sneaked into the large crowd, their eyes lowered, not daring to look directly at Song Shuhang.
On average every one or two minutes, the title of 'Ba... Confucianism' will ring once.
Song Shuhang was so heartbroken.
after an hour.
For Song Shuhang, this hour was longer than a day.
In the center of the square, the door finally closed.
Then, a loud bell rang.
In the very center of the square, the altar began to collapse downward.
In the center of the collapsed altar, a huge passage was revealed.
"Come out, the road to trial." The tiger demon said happily.
Once the trial path has been opened, they can enter. They can avoid the tyrannical and mysterious demons far away!
Staying in the same square with the Confucianism and Mysterious Demons and breathing the same air as him, their psychological pressure is very high.
Ba Confucianism and Xuan Mo can make others pregnant with a single glance, so maybe the breath he breathes can make people pregnant
Therefore, from the beginning to the end, the tiger demon is holding its breath. I couldn't hold it any longer, so I took a breath.
After the trial road opened, the members in the square quickly stood up and walked towards the passage.
However, all the members in the square did not rush forward, but lined up to enter the passage.
At the front is a monk in white.
After standing in front of the passage, he took a deep breath, put his hands together, and then bent down to take off the shoes on his feet and put them away. Then, he stepped into the passage barefoot.
Following the monk was a green-robed elf. It's the kind of pointy-eared elves in Western fantasy movies... Their body is formed by a special plant cultivation.
The green-clothed elf also took off his shoes, revealing his white feet, and stepped into the passage with a firm face.
When the green-robed elf was about to step into the passage, a figure suddenly stepped out of the void.
That figure, wearing a sheet, only exposed his head.
"Finally here, the trial road. A secret realm that only opens once in a hundred years, this is a good place for me to do business." The corner of the figure's mouth rose.
The green-clothed elf frowned slightly, and spoke a string of exotic languages to the man wrapped in the sheets.
"Little girl, don't be afraid. I don't mean to jump in the queue. I'm just a businessman. I'm here to do business. You have to enter the road of trials, right? I have a 'skin cream' here, after you finish When you are on the 'trial path', you will definitely use it. It can heal the wounds on your feet and remove the dead skin from your feet. Even if it is the 'unhealable scar' you received on the trial road, put it on me After this skin care cream, it can also wipe away the scars. Little girl, your little feet are so cute, obviously you are also caring for them. If such beautiful feet are injured on the 'trial road', there will be scars left behind. Wouldn't it be a pity for the scars that faded?" The man wrapped in the sheet smiled.
The green-clothed elf raised his brows: "So it's you, I heard my mother mention you, a man wrapped in sheets who specialize in selling products to people on the road to trial. Although the product works well, it will affect our trial. The effect of the road. If you really want to sell it, sell it to me after the trial road is over!"
"Little girl, buying and selling also pays attention to a word of fate. If you miss it, you won't have another chance." The man wrapped in the sheet said inexplicably.
Afterwards, he set his eyes on the monks and demons behind him: "You can call me 'I can sell everything'. Before entering the road of trial, if you have anything you want to buy, you can come to me and buy it. Price Affordable, century-old reputation.”
"You can sell anything, how did you come here?" Song Shuhang called out.
Anything can be sold stiffly and turned his head to see Song Shuhang.
Damn, bad luck, I met this broom star again.
The big guy who can sell anything rolled up the sheets, burrowed into the 'channel', and disappeared.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Soft Feather: "I can sell anything, Senior is hiding from you, Senior Song."
Everyone in the square looked at Song Shuhang even more terrified.
This guy who can sell anything, looks like an unfathomable bigwig, but he was also scared away by the tyrants and mysterious demons. Pregnant eyes, can't even a big guy who can sell this kind of strength can't stop it
As a result, the people in the square speeded up the speed of entering the passage.
Song Shuhang, Su Clan's Sixteen, and Soft Feather ranked last.
"Let's go in too." Su Clan's Sixteen said.
She bent down and took off the shoes and socks on her feet, revealing her jade feet, which were petite and cute.
Soft Feather also squatted down and took off her boots. Her toes were slender and flexible, matching her long legs.