Song Shuhang spoke in a eloquent manner.
The Ascetic Diary of a High Monk is not a self-report, but from the perspective of a bystander, to write about the process of asceticism of an ascetic monk.
"A long, long time ago, there was an eminent monk. He was bald, wearing a thin sackcloth and walking barefoot. His body was thin, but his eyes were bright, full of energy, energy and spirit." Song Shuhang said.
"Very ordinary monk, is this story interesting?" Soft Feather asked.
Su Clan's Sixteen covered his mouth and chuckled: "Shuhang, you are still a big bald head."
Song Shuhang subconsciously touched his bald head: "Don't be afraid, I have hair augmentation techniques... When I get back to the problem of 'blue hair', I think it's no problem how long my hair is. If I want, I can still grow my hair up to my waist."
"Yo, who is Senior Song going to marry with his long hair reaching his waist?" Soft Feather said with a giggling smile.
Song Shuhang rubbed his temples: "Why do I want to marry someone? I'm the only seed in the family, so of course I want to marry a wife."
The fine tradition of 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' - topic jumping off the topic.
"Soon you will not be the only seedling." Suddenly, a voice sounded behind Song Shuhang.
It was an unfamiliar voice, erratic and smirking.
Song Shuhang turned his head, but found no one.
"Is it a hallucination?" Song Shuhang asked in confusion.
"No, I heard it too. Just now, a voice said that Senior Song, you will not be the only seedling soon." Yurouzi said.
Su Clan's Sixteen nodded: "Me too."
"What do you mean? It's not a single seedling, do my parents have to have another one? Although the two-child policy was opened a few years ago, my parents are no longer going to have another child. Because I was in junior high school at that time. "Song Shuhang said.
Soft Feather poked Song Shuhang: "Senior Song, after we were locked in the little black house of the heavens, people in the heavens and the world have forgotten us. Will auntie and uncle forget you too?"
Song Shuhang froze.
Su Shi's Sixteen: "Auntie and uncle have taken Lingmai Green Tea and Living Spring, right? They should be getting younger and younger now."
Because Song Shuhang was kind to Su Clan's Sixteen, Su Clan's Seven quietly arranged some disciples near Song Shuhang's house to protect the safety of Song Shuhang's parents. So Song's father and Song's mother are getting younger and younger, Sixteen also has information in hand.
Soft Feather clapped her hands: "Auntie and uncle forgot about Senior Song, and after they became younger and younger... Well, according to my spy Yu Soft, when Senior Song you return home, Auntie may have already Pregnant with a child. I don't know if it's a brother or a sister?"
Song Shuhang immediately knelt down.
Because this possibility is too great.
What if he comes home and finds that he has an extra brother or sister
Song Shuhang pondered for a while...
In fact, thinking about it carefully, I feel quite emotional.
Multiple brothers or sisters, very cute.
He can sneak her or him out to play - such as quietly flying her or him with the sword, flying into the sky, and making her or him laugh happily in the sky.
Or take her or him into the sea, hold up the sword light, and escape to the depths of the sea in one breath, so that they can experience the beauty of the underwater world up close.
Even if he is now Rank 5, it is no problem to go directly to space!
With him, at a very young age, a younger brother or sister can experience a fantastic life.
When other children are dreaming of superman, fairy, and hero, he can directly let his younger brothers and sisters experience the life of superman and fairy.
No, I was really looking forward to it all of a sudden.
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"If Auntie gives birth to a son, can you marry Shuhang?" Sixteen asked.
Song Shuhang was stunned: "Huh?"
"I'll understand by looking at the expression." Sixteen pinched his chin: "Then can you accept mutual marriage?"
"Marry each other?" Song Shuhang continued to look confused.
"The woman marries the man and will have a wedding. Then the man will marry the woman again, and will have the same wedding." Sixteen gestured with both hands.
Breathless marriage pattern.
"Does this make sense?" Song Shuhang couldn't help laughing.
"Yes, yes. I can deal with some old antiques." Su Clan's Sixteen said.
Song Shuhang wondered, "Old antique?"
"Senior Song, you don't know much about the cultivation world. In some cultivation families in the cultivation world, there are always some old antiques who have 'a unique secret method that cannot be passed on', 'daughter is married to someone else's family, so the practice method is not passed on to men. Passing on the daughter', 'after the daughter has learned her own unique practice, she must also find a way to keep the practice from being passed on' and so on." Soft Feather said with a grin.
Laughing and smiling, she suddenly had an epiphany.
Is the Sixteen trying to marry Senior Song
Is the relationship between Sixteen and Senior Song so good? Why doesn't she know
"So it is." Song Shuhang understood. In fact, the way of thinking of these old antiques is not wrong for a 'aristocratic family'. Because it is this way of thinking that can make a family last longer. After all, aristocratic families are different from sects, and they attach more importance to the principle that exercises cannot be spread outside.
"Actually, there is still a solution." Soft Feather raised her finger and said, "If Senior Song, your strength level is sufficient, you won't have this trouble. At least the seventh-rank Venerable... No, the eighth-rank Xuansheng is guaranteed. Well, If you have the strength of a ninth-grade robbery, no matter which sect or family, there will be no problem. Even if you want to marry the female head of the family, no one will object."
If Tianhe Su also hides the existence of her father-level strength, then at least eighth-rank Xuansheng can be insured.
Su Clan's Sixteen said, "It makes sense."
"What makes sense, are you a big radish when you think of the ninth-grade robbery immortals? We don't have a robbery immortal in our 'Jiuzhou No. 1 group' now. Even Xuansheng has only the newly promoted white predecessors and the seven repair seniors. At most, add another prepared Spirit Butterfly senior." Song Shuhang said.
Soft Feather cupped her hands towards Song Shuhang: "The Xuansheng of the Tyrant Song Dynasty, you have been looking forward to it for a long time."
Song Shuhang: "..."
Heartbroken, Soft Feather.
Su Clan's Sixteen bowed her head slightly and thought, she didn't need to rob an immortal, she only needed to be promoted to the seventh-rank Venerable, and she would have enough right to speak. If she is sanctified, no one in the Tianhe Su Clan will stop her, and it will be too late to coax her.
"Ah, the topic is wrong." Soft Feather clapped her hands and said, "Senior Song, continue to tell your story."
Song Shuhang: "I thought you all forgot about this topic."
"Keep talking, let's listen." Su Clan's Sixteen said.
"Cough, then I will continue." Song Shuhang said.
Then, he began to describe the ascetic process of the eminent monk.
For example, walking in the snow without eating or drinking for dozens of days.
The eminent monks walked in the sharp and chaotic stone forest, stepped on the sharp stones with bare feet, and ate and slept in the open air.
The eminent monk encountered some monsters and defeated them, but he didn't kill the monsters, he just subdued them.
The monk walked all the way, and finally came to a terrifying jungle with all kinds of poisonous insects. After the monk entered it, he was immediately poisoned and almost died.
Because the original work uses a lot of gorgeous words to describe the detailed state of the monk's poisoning in detail. When Song Shuhang told this story, he couldn't skip this paragraph.
Poisoned monk—purple lips, dark blue face, violent gasps, screams of pain, fingers clutching the ground in desperation.
Su Clan's Sixteen: "..."
Soft Feather: "..."
The two women always felt that there was something wrong with the story. Is it too detailed to describe the process of the eminent monk's suffering? Did the author get pleasure from writing about the suffering of eminent monks
"The poisoned monk died in nine deaths, but in the end, with his strong willpower, he overcame the poison and regained his vitality!" Song Shuhang said.
"It's ridiculous. If the will can overcome the poison, why do you need an antidote? If you don't look for an antidote at this time, it's just a piece of shit." The illusory voice behind him suddenly interjected.
Song Shuhang turned his head and looked behind him again.
Obviously, a master is following them. The strength of this master is unfathomable, and Song Shuhang cannot sense his existence.
"Can you sell anything, senior? I have something I want to buy." Soft Feather yelled.
The voice that was complaining suddenly disappeared.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Sure enough it was him.
"Shuhang continues the story." Su Clan's Sixteen said with narrowed eyes.
Through this story, she seemed to 'realize' something, but there was still a layer of paper, and she didn't fully understand it.
She wants to hear the story.
So, Song Shuhang continued to tell the story.
The ascetic monks climbed the mountains with bare feet, crossed the swamps, walked across the desert, and swam across the sea. He has encountered storms, been struck by lightning, crossed a sea of fire, and been buried alive by sandstorms.
His experience is almost Spartan, and it is admirable.
"Finally!" Song Shuhang licked the corner of his mouth. After so long, the most interesting part came.
When Soft Feather heard the word 'last', she also became interested. What did the eminent monk get after the ascetic practice
Su Clan's Sixteen also pricked up her ears. She felt that she was about to 'comprehend' soon, and she was just a little short.
"Finally, he died...
Even the bones are rotting in the dirt.
He used his life as the end of his penance.
His soul has been sublimated! This is the best penance! "Song Shuhang read out the last page of "The Ascetic Diary of a High Monk" without changing a word.
"I'm going, can I still listen to the story happily? He actually died?" The big guy who can sell anything couldn't help but complain.
"I think it's an interesting turning point, which makes people have the urge to complain." Soft Feather said.
At this moment, Su Clan's Sixteen suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed to the void.
In the void, there was a faint flash of white light.
Then, from that white light, the power of 'merit' was fed back to Su Clan's Sixteen.
Behind Sixteen, a small white dragon flashed by.
Song Shuhang's eyes widened: "Sixteen, have you realized it?"
"The Ascetic Diary of a High Monk" hides the 'method of transcendence', but it should be used in conjunction with the "Ksitigarbha Sutra" to be effective.
And the Sixteen did not master the "Ksitigarbha and Transcending Soul Sutra", so she successfully used the 'transcendence method' with a single finger
"This is the technique of transcendence?" Sixteen said softly.
While speaking, the three of them took the last step at the same time.
The road of thorns is over.
The light on Song Shuhang's body skyrocketed, and the tenth ancient giant ape and Confucian scriptures took shape behind him.
Soft Feather's body also flashed colorful rays of light, and her physique was enhanced.
Behind Sixteen, the white dragon was looming. On top of her head, two cute little dragon horns drilled out.