Unless this is not a good thing for Senior White...
Thinking of this, Song Shuhang couldn't help but panic.
Because of his overwhelming luck, Senior White was always able to subtly avoid some disasters that he himself could not contend with, and to avoid evil and seek good luck.
For example, the Confucian 'Golden Lotus World' event of that year.
Not long after Senior White suddenly left the field, the Confucian Golden Lotus world was attacked. Everyone, including Song Shuhang, was slaughtered time and time again by the fat ball dominated by Jiuyou.
Death again and again, resurrection again and again.
For Song Shuhang, it was an unbearable memory, and every time he remembered it, he would have nightmares at night.
Could it be that a similar disaster will occur at this Immortal Food Feast? A catastrophe that even the white predecessors of the eighth-grade Xuansheng level could not contend with? Song Shuhang subconsciously took out a small green flute.
'Thousand-mile sound transmission flute', through which it can be determined whether Senior White is still in retreat. If Senior White has retreated, he will leave a 'message', and there will be a detailed exit time.
But... this little green flute has a distance limit.
Song Shuhang's current location is far from the cave residence of the True Monarch Yellow Mountain.
"Senior Song, Senior Bai didn't answer the phone?" Soft Feather asked.
Song Shuhang nodded: "If Senior Bai didn't leave the customs, then this trip to the 'Eating Immortal Banquet' would probably be more calamitous."
Soft Feather immediately understood the meaning of Song Shuhang's words - after all, it was to avoid evil and pursue good fortune.
"Senior Song, call Senior Huangshan and ask for details." Yurouzi said.
Song Shuhang nodded and dialed the number of True Monarch Yellow Mountain.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain's phone was quickly connected.
But no one answered, only the sound of chikka chewing.
"Hello, Senior Huangshan, hello." Song Shuhang said.
At this time, a cheap voice came: "Hello, I'm hello, everyone, but I'm sorry, we don't want any gold shops, we're not interested in participating in any activities, and we don't have any idea of investing in gold. Goodbye~~ "
Beanie's voice.
After the 'Huangshan Festival' held by True Monarch Huangshan last time, the boss of the Thirty-Three Beasts Sect gave Doudou an elixir so that he could condense a human form before being promoted to the fifth rank.
Did Doudou succeed in condensing the humanoid
Song Shuhang said: "Bean~"
But on the other side, the phone has been hung up.
Song Shuhang: "..."
He dialed Zhenjun Huangshan's number again.
"Wang, buddy, your hand speed is good. I haven't come and added you to the blacklist, and you are harassing you by calling again. Believe it or not, I crawl along the phone line to fuck you?" Doudou shouted.
"Doudou, don't make trouble. I have something to do with Senior Huangshan." Song Shuhang hurriedly said, Naturally Doudou hung up the phone, and then blocked him.
"..." Doudou: "Who are you? We know each other?"
"It's me, Song Shuhang. Well... Tyrant Song." Song Shuhang said.
Doudou must have forgotten the name Song Shuhang.
Thinking about the heart is quite congested.
"Oh, Tyrannical Song. Wait a minute... You are the tyrant of the Confucian Confucianism! After letting me transform into a human, the one who died of pain in October pregnancy? Wang, even if you are an eighth-rank Xuansheng, I will not I'm afraid of you. Wang, I wish you a big aunt every month, once a month. Block it, and say goodbye." Doudou cried.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Pa~~ At this moment, there was a heavy beating sound on the phone, and Doudou's screams.
"Sitting has the appearance of sitting, since you have transformed into a human, don't squat on the chair when you are sitting, what kind of decency is it?" Senior Huangshan's majestic voice sounded.
Then, Senior Huangshan answered the phone: "Hello, hello, it's me Huangshan."
"Senior Huangshan, is Senior White still in retreat? I called him, but he never got through." Song Shuhang said.
Senior Huangshan replied: "Well, fellow Daoist Bai is indeed still in retreat, do you have anything to do with him?"
"Pills... The Immortal Food Banquet is about to start, but Senior White is still in retreat. I'm afraid there will be a disaster that even 'Senior White' can't resist at the Immortal Food Banquet." Song Shuhang said.
When Senior Huangshan heard the words, his heart moved, but then he said: "However, the Immortal Food Feast will not open until tomorrow, and it may not necessarily be that the Bai Daoyou will end the retreat today."
"Huangshan is a fool, be careful. The person on the other side of the phone is Ba Ru Xuanmo. You might get pregnant when you talk to him." Doudou's voice came from the phone.
Senior Huangshan: "Ridiculous, how can there be such a thing in the world?"
"The Confucianism and Mysterious Demon can make people pregnant from a distance even by staring at people. His voice is through sound waves, and it is very possible for people to get pregnant indirectly." Doudou's voice continued.
Senior Huangshan: "..."
"Nothing, Senior Huangshan. It is the 'Eye of a Confucian saint' that makes people pregnant, and it has nothing to do with me." Song Shuhang hurriedly explained.
"Cough, fellow Daoist Song Naba, let's meet at the food immortal banquet." Senior Huangshan said.
Then, without even being polite, Senior Huangshan quickly hung up the phone.
Before Senior Huangshan hung up, Song Shuhang vaguely heard Doudou's voice: "The strawberry-flavored contraceptive pill, Dasha, do you want one?"
Song Shuhang was very tired.
If you don't report Tyrant Song's name, no one will remember him. If he reported the name of Tyrant Song, the world wouldn't even dare to talk to him, for fear of being infected and pregnant.
"Then Senior Song, do we still want to go to the Immortal Food Banquet?" Soft Feather asked.
Song Shuhang: "Don't panic, it's better to wait for the mouth-cannon giant to meet with us first, and then discuss it together."
There is a lesson from the Confucian golden lotus world. If Senior White does not leave the customs before the start of the 'Eating Immortal Banquet' this time, he will have to endure the pain and give up this immortal eating banquet.
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Jiuzhou No. 1 group
Huangshan was so tired that he wanted to retire: "@All members, daoists who went to the Immortal Food Feast, pay attention, Daoist Bai is still in retreat, and there is no sign of going out. Daoists participating in the Immortal Food Feast, please think twice before proceeding. ."
Young Master Feng Slayer: "Today is only the 6th, and the Immortal Food Banquet is tomorrow, so don't rush it. Maybe Senior Bai will be out in the afternoon."
Most of the people in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group have similar thoughts to Young Master Feng Slayer.
Beihe Loose Cultivator: "Senior Huangshan, if Senior White has not woken up before the 7th, please inform everyone. Because of time constraints, we will rush to the venue of the Immortal Food Feast first, and we will not enter the venue. If Senior White is eating Wake up before the immortal banquet, and we will enter the venue together with Senior White."
Crazy Sabre Four Waves: "Old Beihe's method is feasible. Ah Qi and I have already headed to the Immortal Food Banquet Hall, and we will wait outside for everyone to meet."
The second 'Eating Immortal Banquet Invitation' of Mad Saber Three Waves finally fell into the hands of Su Clan's Qi.
Song Shuhang silently looked at the chat in the group and nodded.
"When the time comes, let's go meet the seniors in the group." Song Shuhang said.
Senior Bai has the 'spatial ability talent'. If he finishes his retreat, he will be able to escape to the venue of the food immortal banquet in minutes.
"Okay." Soft Feather's eyes lit up.
Intuition told her that this 'Eating Immortal Banquet' would become extraordinarily interesting.
She was already looking forward to the 7th coming soon.
Song Shuhang stretched his waist: "The plan of the day is in the morning, let's go, let's go to practice first."
Soft Feather: "Hee hee, does Senior Song want to practice against me? However, you can't use three body tempering techniques at the same time, at most one."
"No problem." Song Shuhang said.
He stood up and stretched.
But when he just stood up, he suddenly felt weak all over his body, his legs were sore, and he felt a little palpitations.
This feeling came up in one breath, making him almost unsteady.
Soft Feather felt that Song Shuhang was in a wrong state, and quickly reached out to support him: "Senior Song, what's wrong with you?"
"I don't know, I suddenly felt weak all over my body, my legs were sore, and I also felt palpitations." Song Shuhang frowned and said, "Not only that, but I also have a feeling of 'uneasy'."
Inexplicably upset, if it wasn't for his firmness of mind, he might have burst out this feeling of irritability.
Soft Feather: "..."
These symptoms add up, how are they so familiar
"Hey~~ the lower abdomen still hurts a little." Song Shuhang said.
Soft Feather's eyes suddenly lit up, and her right fist tapped lightly on the palm of her left hand: "That's it, I may know the reason."
"What's the reason?" Song Shuhang asked.
Soft Feather said in a deep voice, "Senior Song, if I guessed correctly... your aunt is here."
"My aunt is abroad." Song Shuhang subconsciously said.
"No, I'm not referring to this aunt. I'm referring to the aunt that ordinary girls visit once a month. I've experienced it before." Soft Feather said shyly.
Song Shuhang: "..."
"I'm a man, Soft Feather." Song Shuhang said.
"However, Senior Song, these symptoms of yours are the symptoms of your aunt. Weak body, restless mind, weak legs, palpitations. Then there is cramping in the lower abdomen..." Yurouzi said.
Song Shuhang: "..."
"I suspect that this is Doudou's curse!" Soft Feather said excitedly: "Just now, Senior Song, before you spoke to Senior Huangshan, Doudou didn't curse you, saying that I wish you to come once a month, auntie, once a month. .I suspect Doudou cast a curse on you from the air."
Song Shuhang: "..."
Sounds like it makes sense.
But this is impossible. His two holy seals, 'The Profound Sage of Tyrannical Song' and 'The Profound Demon of Tyrannical Confucianism', are not vegetarians, and ordinary curses cannot be attached to him at all.
In addition, he also has a bodyguard of meritorious snake beauty, and the light of meritorious deeds can cut off most curses, filthy powers, and evil spirits.
"You seem to be giving birth." At this moment, Sister Bai Long's gentle voice sounded.
Song Shuhang: "..."
"To be precise, there is something in your dantian that is about to give birth." Sister Bailong added, her voice unhurried.
Fat whale golden pill
Song Shuhang immediately sank his consciousness into his dantian.
I saw that at this time, the fat whale Jindan was shaking vigorously. Its armor has come off...
Are you really going to give birth