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Chapter 1467: Is this an apology?

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Song Shuhang turned his head suspiciously after hearing the sound of drinking water for a while, and then saw the beauty of the meritorious snake who enjoyed it very much, and the heroic energy of draining the 'Zimu River' spring water in one breath.

Song Shuhang: "..."

The beauty of the meritorious snake looked back at Song Shuhang, her slender eyes widened with effort, with a cute and innocent expression on her face.

Recently, Snake Beauty's acting skills are getting better and better.

Next time, if Senior Bai wants to make a movie, she can go to make the female lead.

"Drinked?" Song Shuhang's mouth twitched.

The beauty of the meritorious snake thought for a while, she waved her hand, and threw the empty bottle to the side. Then, she shook her head vigorously.

Song Shuhang's heart was congested, and his liver was aching.

With a sigh, Song Shuhang asked Senior White to ask, "Senior White, will the Light of Merit get pregnant?"

Senior White was scraping the black goo with a spoon. After hearing Song Shuhang's question, he turned his head to look at the beauty of the meritorious snake.

Senior Xiaobai thought for a moment and said, "Theoretically speaking... the light of merit does not have the characteristics of life, so the spring water of Zimu River should not work. But your light of merit is obviously not an ordinary style."

Song Shuhang: "So?"

"Well, there are two possibilities. One is that your Light of Merit is pregnant; the other is that you, the master, are pregnant." Senior White said calmly, and after he finished speaking, he continued to scrape up the black goo in his bowl.

Song Shuhang burst into tears, he turned around and stared at the beauty of the meritorious snake.

The belly of the meritorious snake beauty is still flat and smooth, and there is no sign of pregnancy.

If she is not pregnant...

Song Shuhang looked down at his lower abdomen - she's not finished, why don't I take pills

There was a sudden sense of despair.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but the lower abdomen really feels like it is about to expand.

As if there is really a small life to be born in it.

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"Senior Song is going to have a baby?" Soft Yuko looked at Song Shuhang's belly curiously.

Su Shi's Sixteen: "The spring water of Zimu River is different from 'Pregnancy Gaze'. It is said that it will give birth to a meat ball. Senior Medicine Master, what should I do?"

The pharmacist who looked like a warm man at the next table raised his head and said with a slight smile: "Don't be afraid, I'm here. I can do a caesarean section, although I'm not very good at it, but if I use the 'healing technique', I can cut a ball for Shuhang and come out completely. No problem. Little friend Shuhang, don't worry."

Even with the comfort of senior pharmacist, Song Shuhang couldn't be happy at all.

Before I knew it, I wouldn't let the meritorious snake beauty come out to pretend.

"Ah ah~~" At this moment, the beauty of the meritorious snake raised her head, and let out four chorus-pitched screams, the sound of Song Shuhang's version.

After screaming, she opened her mouth and spat out a diamond ball the size of a ping pong ball.

This diamond ball is composed of high-purity 'power of merit', with golden color, very beautiful.

The beauty of the meritorious snake stretched out her hands and gently caught the golden diamond ball.

Then, she held the golden diamond ball in front of Song Shuhang.

"You drank the water of this 'Zimu Spring' and then gave birth to this?" Song Shuhang asked in confusion.

At the same time, he was also secretly relieved.

In any case, the pot of the meritorious snake beauty did not fall on his stomach. He doesn't have to worry about being the first man in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' to be delivered by caesarean section.

At the same time, I don't know if it was an illusion. Song Shuhang seemed to hear a regretful sigh from the entire food immortal banquet hall.

Xuansheng Tyrannical Song is not pregnant, bad review!

"What's the use of this golden diamond?" Song Shuhang reached out and took the golden diamond, watching it carefully.

Apart from being highly compressed and condensed by the power of merit, he could not see any more strangeness in this golden diamond ball.

"Forget it, put it away first. After all, it was a bottle of 'Zimu River' spring water." Song Shuhang thought secretly.

When he was about to receive the golden diamond ball into the bracelet space first, he saw the expression of the beauty of the meritorious snake again.

@#%x Fairy's eyes were fixed on the golden diamond ball in his hand.

Wherever his hand moves, Fairy @#%x's eyes move.

Song Shuhang held the golden diamond ball and waved it in the shape of a five-pointed star.

@#%x Fairy's head also moved along the trajectory of a five-pointed star.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Could it be because it was conceived from the spring water of the 'Zimu River', and Fairy @#%x cherished this golden diamond ball as her own child

If so.

After Song Shuhang thought for a while, he put the golden diamond ball back into the hands of the beauty of the virtuous snake: "It belongs to you."

@#%x Fairy quickly put away the golden diamond ball and cherished it in her chest.

It seems that to her, this golden diamond ball is much more precious than 'Senior Akasaka Sword'.

Food Immortal Banquet continued.

The remaining seven positions also began to be occupied by other diners of the Immortal Food Banquet through various methods.

Immediately afterwards, the seat lottery event also officially started.

Song Shuhang still has a seat in his hand, the seat he just won.

"Then what, seniors, do any of you still need a seat?" Song Shuhang asked - if there is a senior who needs it, he will give this seat away.

If no one wants it, he will catch the silly bird.

Let her continue to practice alone, and her 'cultivation madness' will aggravate.

The members of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group shook their heads one after another.

In the end... Song Shuhang had no choice but to forcibly capture the sparrow demon Xiaocai and let her occupy the last seat he won.

Immortal dishes at the Immortal Food Banquet were served one after another.

Everyone began to relax and enjoy the food immortal feast wholeheartedly.

After three rounds of drinking, everyone started chatting from all over the world.

Song Shuhang pricked up his ears and listened to the adventures, cultivation experiences, and interesting stories of the seniors of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group.

These should be well remembered.

In the future, these can become his qualifications to 'become a qualified senior'.

Just when all the Daoists were talking happily.

Behind Song Shuhang, the virtuous snake beauty carefully stretched out her small hand and grabbed behind Senior White beside her.

'Snapped! '

Senior Xiaobai, who was drinking immortal brew, stretched out his hand and knocked off the hand of the beauty of the meritorious snake.

Song Shuhang turned his head when he heard the sound.

Then I saw the beauty of the meritorious snake shrinking into a ball, motionless, with a well-behaved face.

"What's wrong?" Song Shuhang asked in confusion.

Senior Xiaobai: "I don't know, your meritorious snake beauty suddenly reached out and grabbed my head."

Song Shuhang looked at the meritorious snake beauty: "..."

Just put her away.

While thinking about it, under Song Shuhang's attention, the beauty of the virtuous snake stretched out her hand to Senior White again and grabbed his... head.

The goal of the meritorious snake beauty is Senior White's head

'Snapped! '

Senior White shot again and slapped the little hand of the meritorious snake beauty.

The meritorious snake beauty shrank into a ball again, showing a well-behaved expression again.

But three seconds later.

She didn't die again, and quietly grabbed her hand towards Senior White's head again.

Song Shuhang: "..."

'Snapped! '

Senior Xiaobai patted her little hand again: "No more than three waves!"

Once again, even if it is the light of the merits of Song Shuhang's little friend, he will send her into space with a flying sword.

Mad Saber Three Waves looked aggrieved, why was he suddenly shot

@#%x Fairy suddenly thought of something.

Her eyes brightened.

Then, she opened the second bottle of 'Zimu River' spring water, tilted her head, and gugugu~~ dried the spring water in one breath.

Very proud.

Song Shuhang: "???"

@#%x What is Fairy trying to do!

Abandoning oneself, borrowing spring water to relieve sorrow

After drinking the spring water, repeat the previous steps.

After a while, the beauty of the meritorious snake opened her mouth and spat out a gold diamond ball.

Then, she held the new golden diamond ball in both hands and handed it to Senior Xiaobai.

Senior Xiaobai: "..."

"She might miss your head, Senior White?" Song Shuhang translated.

"Head?" Senior Xiaobai looked at the golden diamond ball in the hands of the beauty of the meritorious snake.

If you look closely, you can see that this gold diamond ball is extremely beautiful, more beautiful and dazzling than any diamond in the world. In addition, it is formed by the power of high-purity merit, and if it is worn on the body, it can ward off evil spirits and disasters.

Senior Xiaobai fell into deep thought.

After a while, he clapped his hands lightly: "Alright, just use it to make a magic weapon that I wanted to make for a long time. Okay, deal."

Senior Xiaobai reached out and grabbed one of his own lengths and pulled it gently.

He handed his length to Fairy @#%x.

@#%x Fairy happily handed the golden diamond ball to Senior White.

A deal that both parties are happy to complete.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Dare to love @#%x fairy, the golden diamond ball is not a 'child' at all!

"Why are you trading Senior White's head?" Song Shuhang asked in confusion.

@#%x Fairy grabbed Senior White's head and gently poked the golden diamond ball. The seemingly indestructible golden diamond ball was pierced by Senior White's long.

@#%x Fairy ties the long knot.

Then, she hung the golden diamond ball around her neck.

When she swayed, the golden diamond ball the size of a ping-pong ball could roll and jump on the two large balls, dazzling blindingly.

Song Shuhang: "..."

He was in a very complicated mood at this time.

He didn't even know how he was going to complain about Fairy @#%x's behavior.

But if he didn't complain, he felt panic in his heart.

As if sensing the suffocating panic of the host Song Shuhang, the beauty of the meritorious snake reached out and patted Song Shuhang lightly.

Then, she gritted her teeth and took out another bottle of 'Zimu River' spring water from Song Shuhang's pocket.

Open the lid and drink!

Song Shuhang: "???"

Fairy, what are you going to do? I wasted another bottle of mother river spring water.

After a while.

The meritorious snake beauty repeated the above steps, spit out a golden diamond ball, and handed it to Song Shuhang.

After drinking three bottles of 'Zimu River' spring water boldly in one breath, the beauty of the virtuous snake consumed a lot, and her body became a little transparent.

After handing over the third golden diamond ball to Song Shuhang, the beauty of the meritorious snake took the initiative to return to Song Shuhang's body and began to rest.

Song Shuhang was holding the golden diamond ball in his hand, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Is this @#%x Fairy's apology