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Chapter 1479: It's not right, life is full of weirdness

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"Oh, Xiao Shuhang, you're awake." Senior Xiaobai looked at Song Shuhang, waved to him, and said, "Are you sleeping okay?"

"Why did I suddenly fall asleep?" Song Shuhang pinched his chin and began to recall.

At the last moment before he lost consciousness... Should he be pulling Senior Huangshan to look at his ninth dragon pattern

"You just used up too much mental power, and then naturally entered a state of deep sleep, don't worry." Senior Xiaobai replied.

Song Shuhang wondered: "No way, I was in a good condition at the time?" In addition, I always felt that when Senior White replied to him, his eyes didn't know where he was floating.

"Let's put this question aside for now. In short, you just took a nap." Senior Xiaobai replied.

Song Shuhang: "..."

He looked up at the sky, the sky was still a little gray, it was dawn.

It seems that he accidentally satisfied several factors of 'killing' at that time, and then was punished

anyway.

There is something wrong with the state of Senior Xiaobai.

"Next, we have to enter this chaotic sea area where even the monks feel dangerous. Without any other life-saving equipment, not even food and water... Xiao Shuhang and I are only going forward with a lonely boat." Senior Xiaobai is serious.

Song Shuhang: "???"

Senior White seems to be saying something to the camera, and what Senior White calls him... Xiao Shuhang

He thought he had heard it wrong before.

Did I meet a fake white senior

or…

Song Shuhang followed Senior White's line of sight and looked behind him.

Then he saw a mobile phone floating in the air, recording video.

"Live?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Well, the software developed by the team of Xiaohuangshan not long ago is for the use of our own self-cultivation circle. I heard that it was commissioned by Xiaohuangshan before the spiritual butterfly retreat." Senior Bai replied.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Following Xiao Shuhang, Xiao Huangshan also came out.

Senior Lingdie commissioned it, so it must be for Soft Feather

"Senior White, why did you suddenly think of playing live?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Because of boredom." Senior White replied.

very strong reason.

"Then what is the theme of our live broadcast this time?" Song Shuhang asked.

"As you can see, it is a live broadcast of our adventures in the chaotic sea. I have just started the live broadcast, and the audience is only Xiao Huangshan and a few of his subordinates. You wake up just in time, and the task of shooting the live broadcast will be handed over to you." Senior White said.

Song Shuhang took the phone with a confused expression.

"In the chaotic sea, the most dangerous thing is not being able to find the navigation direction. However, Xiao Shuhang and I don't have to worry. Although it is a lonely boat, we have a world-class navigation direction tester." Senior Xiaobai said.

The little white crane with six wings enters the live broadcast room

I called Bie Xue into the live room

I'm Doudou, I like Chuchu to enter the live broadcast room the most

Fortune, who didn't have time to name it, entered the live broadcast room.

Beihe Almond entered the live broadcast room.

The Taoist friends of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group rushed over one by one with the speed of swiping the screen.

Many people didn't download this software. After hearing Senior White's live broadcast, they downloaded the software developed by Senior Huangshan for the first time.

'Is this Senior White and Senior Huang Shan united to promote this software? ' Song Shuhang wondered in his heart.

Maybe this live broadcast is a script written a long time ago, and the white predecessors have been performing, so today, he is acting weird

Just as Song Shuhang was thinking about it, Senior Xiaobai in front of him reached out and took out something from the boat's cabin.

It was a statue sitting cross-legged.

A long rope is tied to the statue.

"Fuck! It's Senior White." Song Shuhang was stunned.

This statue sitting cross-legged is Senior White in retreat mode.

Then the person in front of him who has been communicating with him... is a clone

Senior White's avatar talent is very unusual. Every time he turns into a avatar, it seems to have a different personality.

But at the same time, these clones have the same knowledge, abilities and means as the body.

Senior White's clone grabbed the deity and threw the deity into the sky with force.

Song Shuhang: "..."

He remembered the avatar that Senior White split up last time and threw out the deity as the most powerful hidden weapon in history.

After the deity in the retreat was thrown into the sky, Senior White's clone grabbed the rope and swayed and spun vigorously.

Fortune, who didn't have time to name it: "Fuck! The stone statue is the deity of Senior White!"

Fortune, who didn't have time to name it, used 1ooo robbery machine guns

Huang Shan was so tired and wanted to retire: "No wonder, from the beginning of the live broadcast, I felt that today's Daoist Bai took the wrong medicine. It turned out to be a clone."

Huangshan is so tired and wants to retire, he has 666 robbery tanks

I'm Doudou, and I like Chuchu brushed 1oo robbery missiles the most.

I called Bie Xue: "It's too messy! However, both of them are fellow Daoists Bai, and both are so cute."

Little Baihe with six wings: "..." Baihe's mood was as tangled as Bie Xue's.

Little Feather from Lingdie Island: "Senior Song, the last avatar of Senior White who dared to do this has been blown up. You should also take care of your health."

The little feather from Lingdie Island brushed 1 catastrophe atomic bomb

"What does this have to do with me!" Song Shuhang couldn't help saying.

Beihe Xingxin: "Theoretically, you are an accomplice. Because you are recording a live broadcast."

"Looking forward to the next explosion of little friend Shuhang." Dongfang Liu is a girl who is consistent in appearance.

Song Shuhang's hand trembled, and his phone was frightened away.

But when the phone fell, it flew up and fell back into Song Shuhang's hands.

Song Shuhang: "..."

"How will Shuhang die next time?" The six-winged little white crane said happily.

The six-winged little white crane brushed a catastrophe atomic bomb

At this time, in the live broadcast screen, Senior White's clone slammed hard.

The deity in retreat 'swish' and flew to the right front of the boat.

"This is the direction, all forward!" Senior White's clone laughed.

"You will die, Senior White." Song Shuhang reminded.

"It's okay, but it's the next avatar's business to die." Senior White's avatar waved his hand, and he pulled the rope hard to recover the statue of the deity.

Song Shuhang: "..."

This 'Senior White clone' always gives people a feeling of being completely unreliable.

The lonely boat turned its direction and rode the wind and waves in the sea again.

Senior White's clone put the deity back into the cabin again.

"Senior White, is our goal Tiantian Island?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Well, that's right. Pull it down and we will go straight in this direction, and we will reach Tiantian Island." Senior White said: "But in order to prevent deviating from the direction during the voyage, we have to reposition at a distance. A direction."

"Aren't we going through space directly?" Song Shuhang asked.

"No, because we are going to break into this chaotic sea area and pick a 'chaotic year' fruit from it." Senior White replied.

Song Shuhang's eyes lit up: "What kind of treasure is it?"

"Well, eating fruit that can randomly change people's age. It's very inconvenient for me to be small now. It may take hundreds of years to restore my original body shape, which is too troublesome. , you will have the opportunity to randomly find the age you like. I hope to re-transform the body into the age group of about 18-28." Senior Bai replied.

As soon as Senior White's words fell, the chat channel in the live broadcast room exploded.

Dongfang Liu is a girl who is the same on the outside. "What? Senior White wants to return to the original state? No, the current Senior White is the cutest. It's fine to keep this appearance."

Dongfang Six is a girl who is consistent on the surface

Lychee is not delicious at all: "I also feel that the little white predecessor is the cutest."

Little White Crane with six wings: "For me, I like both the little Senior White and the grown-up White Senior. As long as it is what Senior White wants, I can accept it. Senior White, I It's your most loyal backing, Little White Crane!"

The six-winged little white crane brushed 66 hydrogen bombs

Beihe Xingxin: "At this time, I suddenly remembered what Sanlang said before. The little white senior is better, at least when he is small, the charm of the white senior will only make us feel super cute."

"Is Daoist Jiaoba here? Is there really such a different fruit in this world?" My name is Bie Xue.

Jiaoba is about to have a new child: "Well, there is indeed such a strange fruit in the Chaos Sea. However, this kind of fruit is very unreliable. Sometimes it will turn into an old man after eating it, and sometimes it will turn into a baby. It may even turn into an embryonic shape. If you are not very lucky, I don’t recommend everyone to try this abnormal fruit.”

Little Feather from Spirit Butterfly Island: "Senior Song, if there are a lot of these kinds of fruit, could you please bring me a few?"

The little feather from Lingdie Island brushed 5oo atomic bombs

Song Shuhang replied aloud, "Soft Feather, why do you want this fruit?"

"Because it's very interesting, the age will continue to change after eating." Xiaohe Yu from Lingdie Island replied.

16: "Actually... I also want a few exotic fruits."

Compared to Soft Feather's desire for fun, Su Clan's Sixteen hoped that after eating the fruit, his body would be able to grow more.

"Stop chatting, Xiao Shuhang. We're going to enter the depths of the chaotic sea next." Senior White said from his clone.

Song Shuhang looked around, this sea area doesn't look any different from other sea areas

"I'm going in!" Senior White's clone stood on the bow of the boat, stretched out his hand, and pressed lightly in the void.

It was as if an invisible door had been opened.

The next moment, Song Shuhang realized that the environment around him had changed.

Storms, thunder and lightning, huge waves.

The opening scene of the classic shipwreck disaster movie.

Under the boat, a huge vortex was created out of thin air, swallowing the boat...