Song Shuhang: "???"
What's the situation, who brainwashed me while I was sleeping
Although my swordsmanship is inferior and my talent for swordsmanship is excellent, I still long for swordsmanship in my heart.
Moreover, the knife is the lover? Is the knife the wife
What the hell is this, pay attention to the idea of being alone for a lifetime
If the knife is your wife, can the knife give birth to monkeys for you
I will never accept this kind of evil!
Just as he was thinking about it, Song Shuhang's eyes became clear.
To be precise, the scene in his dream unfolded.
In front of Song Shuhang, stood a majestic man in white clothes... but the white clothes were filled with small circles that looked like periods.
Behind the man, there is a huge two-meter blade on his back.
The brainwashing education just now came from the mouth of this majestic man.
But who is this guy
I don't know at all.
While thinking about it, Song Shuhang himself took the initiative to speak: "However, the giant master, how can the knife become a lover?"
The voice he made was a very cute boy's voice.
Actions are not under their control.
Song Shuhang immediately understood.
In a dream
I haven't had a dream for a while, and I didn't react all of a sudden.
The skill of falling into a dream is an uncontrollable ability, no one knows when it will be activated, and even the object of falling into a dream is uncontrollable.
Who is the object of this dream
Is it a continuation of the 'Emperor' dream? The Heavenly Emperor's dreaming is not over yet. The last time I dreamed that the Heavenly Emperor was instigated by 'Song Shuhang. Divine Spirit. Shuhang', he jumped to the edge of the cliff and made a 'Leap of Faith', and the dreaming was temporarily interrupted.
But the scene doesn't look like much.
Judging from the objects he has come into contact with recently, and counting the order of the objects in reverse, the most likely object to fall into a dream should be the Gorefiend corresponding to the fifth core that has just condensed
But this cute boy's voice is obviously not that of Gorefiend, and the giant ancestor is obviously human.
Trolls are not like that either.
It's not the Gorefiend, nor the Emperor of Heaven, so who is in the dream
"You have to cherish your knife and take care of her." The giant master said, he took off the giant blade on his back, and looked at his treasured knife with affectionate eyes and tenderness like water: "You want her Treat her as a part of your life, an indispensable part of you. You have to treat her as the most beautiful woman in the world, you have to fall in love with her, and only then will she return your feelings."
Saying that, the giant master stretched out his hand and gently stroked the giant blade: "Only in this way can you go further in the 'Dao of the Blade'!"
"Imagine the knife as the most beautiful fairy in the world?" the boy's voice asked suspiciously.
Then, the boy in the dream took off the knife on his own back.
It was also a huge treasured saber. He imitated his master and reached out to gently and gently stroke the treasured saber.
It's such a bastard to instill such a terrifying thought into a teenager. If brainwashing continues like this, this young man's life is over. Song Shuhang said in his heart.
He could already imagine that, under the guidance of this giant master, this young man would become a pervert who loves a knife like his life, holding a knife every day, and is not interested in the opposite sex at all.
This boy is finished.
"The most beautiful woman in my heart..." The boy muttered in a self-hypnotic voice.
"Yes, that's it." A satisfied expression appeared on Master Juhao's face: "She is the most beautiful lover when she is in love. With a knife, you don't need anything else. The knife is your lover, and the knife is your wife. Only in this way can you set foot on the peak of the Dao of the Blade."
"But Shizu, if the knife is the most beautiful woman in the world, I can't fall in love with her." At this time, the boy raised his head and said seriously.
Giant Master: "???"
"In my opinion, the most beautiful woman in the world is my fifth aunt. She is so beautiful, more beautiful than any woman I have ever seen. I can't imagine that there is anyone more beautiful than her in the world. Fairy. However, she is my fifth aunt, so I can't fall in love with her." The boy said seriously.
Giant Master: "..."
Well done, boy! Song Shuhang praised this boy in his heart!
"Then you change your thinking and imagine the knife as the image of the person you like the most in your mind. Use your personal 'perfect' to conceive her image. As long as she is the perfect other half in your heart, your The goal has also been achieved." The giant master stepped back and asked for the next best thing.
"So that's the case." The boy nodded in understanding, he closed his eyes and stroked the treasured saber in his hand again, and began to conceive the perfect shape of the saber in his mind.
"I seem to have found a little feeling." The boy said, and he touched the cold sword affectionately, his movements softened.
He's in a state.
Song Shuhang was also 'forced' to enter the state.
The feedback from the dream made Song Shuhang feel a strange feeling in his heart. He felt that the knife became more intimate, and touching it was like touching her.
The pill, the juvenile pill.
"By the way, Shizu, I suddenly thought of another question." The boy raised his head and looked at Shizu: "If the knife is our lover, is our wife... Then can she give birth to us children?"
Well done, boy! This is the fatal blow! Song Shuhang praised the boy again.
No matter how beautiful and perfect you make the knife brain, really treat the knife as your lover.
But can the knife fall in love with you
Can a knife give birth to monkeys for you
"That's a good question!" The giant master smiled calmly, and then he lightly patted his giant blade: "Rui'er, show up."
The giant blade in the hands of the giant master exudes a dazzling light.
After the light passed, the giant blade turned into a woman with short black hair.
The woman was wearing a tight black leather jacket, with the scabbard of the giant blade hanging behind her.
The short-haired woman had an elegant smile on her face, but no matter how gentle her smile was, it was difficult to conceal the sharp knife intent exuding from her body.
Because she is a knife!
Song Shuhang: "!!!"
What the fuck is this
Knife girl
How is this going to change
How does a knife operate to become a beautiful girl
You must know that even the senior 'Scarlet Heaven Sword', the divine weapon of the immortal, does not have the ability to become a human being.
Even the 'Dao' Jiuxiu Phoenix Saber does not have the ability to become a human being.
Although the giant patriarch can't see the realm, he can't be more hanged than 'Tian Dao', right
How did this girl get changed
The style of this knife is wrong.
"As long as there is love, everything is possible." The giant patriarch gently hugged Dao Niang and said, "Whether it is possible to have a child, the patriarch is still studying. However, this problem will be solved one day."
At this time, the boy stared at Dao Niang with wide eyes, and his mouth was so wide that he couldn't speak for a long time.
His mood at this time was as shocked as Song Shuhang's.
"Master, have you tried having a baby with a knife?" The boy asked seriously.
In other words, the master slapped the knife
The boy's thoughts were also fed back to Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang: "..."
The giant patriarch is a real man.
"Rui'er, it's alright." The corner of the giant patriarch's mouth rose.
The woman with short black hair smiled slightly at the boy, and then she changed and returned to the shape of a giant blade.
"So, you see? As long as you put your feelings into the sword, the sword will return your feelings. This kind of thing, the sword can't do it. Only the sword is special. Those who use the sword are scumbags!" The master said solemnly.
The boy instinctively nodded in agreement.
Today, his worldview has taken a hit.
"Also, other things in this world may leave you. No matter whether you are a family member or a lover, you can't stay by your side forever. But the knife is different! The knife will protect you for the rest of your life and will never leave you." Start brainwashing teenagers.
The boy is like a nodding machine, like a chicken pecking at rice, only nodding constantly.
"Su Xian, you are the most talented disciple of the Dao of the Blade I have ever seen. In the future, your achievements in the Dao of the Blade will definitely surpass me." The great patriarch said solemnly: "Then, we will start the Dao of the Sword. Calm down and communicate with your knife."
The boy Su Xian sat down cross-legged and began to enter the state of saber meditation.
The giant master nodded with satisfaction.
The young man was successfully brainwashed, and if nothing else happened, he would be the same as him in this life, with the knife as his companion, and eventually he would reach the peak of the Dao of the Blade, and even surpass him.
This boy's life is over. Song Shuhang secretly said in his heart.
However, who is Su Xian
Why am I dreaming of his life
Song Shuhang also studied his own 'dream'.
Before falling into a dream, you must first have a certain 'contact' with the object of your dream.
There are many types of contacts.
The life of the altar master who first entered the dream was the curse that the altar master used his soul to cast on him, which was a connection in the soul.
Dreaming of Daoist Li Tiansu is because the No. 1 spirit ghost absorbed Daoist Li Tiansu's soul fragments and formed a connection. Dreaming of 'Chu Chu' is because Chu Chu used Song Shuhang's blood when healing her wounds. Dreaming of 'Onion Lady' is because she accidentally ate the scallion tips of Lady Onion. Dreaming of 'Emperor' is because of the 'Emperor Pearl'.
And this boy named 'Su Xian', Song Shuhang had no impression at all.
Among the people he knew, there was no one named 'Su Xian'.
Wait!
Su Xian should be the boy's real name, and he should have his own Taoist name.
And the members of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' that Song Shuhang came into contact with, as well as other people in the cultivation world, were all called Dao.
Su Xian... is that the surname Su
Song Shuhang immediately thought of a person.
Su Clan's Seventh Senior.
If you think about it carefully, Song Shuhang and Ah Qi also had contacts that met the 'conditions for falling into a dream'.
When he blew himself up last time, it was Senior Ah Qi and Senior Huang Shan who sent him back to his room. Then when he blew himself up, he spilled the blood of Ah Qi and Senior Huang Shan.
Perhaps at that time, the conditions for 'dreaming' were met.
"If this young Su Xian is really Senior Su Clan's Qi... Then if this dream continues, will I have a chance to come into contact with powerful swordsmanship?" Song Shuhang's heart moved.
He remembered the trick of Senior Ah Qi 'Heavenly Sabre Buries the Galaxy'.
One person, one knife, one blow, and the Moon Sword Sect will be destroyed!