Shopkeeper: "… "
My family sells immortal boats, why should there be customer service who can speak 'ancient languages'
Are you sincerely embarrassing me
In the face of such customers who make things difficult for the store, I am a backhand... Like!
The buyer is the senior of Huangshan, the new venerable.
Everyone in the world of self-cultivation knows that Senior Huangshan has a wide network of contacts.
The most important thing is that Senior Huangshan is an old customer, and he has bought nearly 300 orders in his own home. Of course, such a big customer can be forgiven for occasionally making excessive demands. Of course, he still wants to like it.
"Senior Huangshan, wait a moment, I'll ask." The store manager replied.
After two minutes.
A female customer service named 'Xiao Ke' took over the store manager's place: "Hello, Senior Huangshan, I'm Xiaoke, a customer service officer. I know a thing or two about ancient languages. Senior Huangshan, do you need anything?"
"I want to know that Mingfeng is in Bamboo and Baiju's food court. Turning into quilts and trees, it affects all directions. How do you read these two thousand-character characters in an ancient language? When I read these two sentences, my tongue just couldn't adjust. Is there any trick here?" Song Shuhang typed tremblingly.
Xiao Ke: "Senior Huangshan is learning an ancient language? Yes, it is more difficult to read these two sentences in an ancient language. Because the tongue needs to undergo more than ten changes. How to say the specific changes... It's almost ↑ ↑↓↑←↖↗↙. Well, let me send a small video to the seniors, can you watch me demonstrate the change of the tongue?"
"Okay, trouble you." Song Shuhang trembled.
After a while, the customer service Xiaoke sent a video to Shuhang.
Song Shuhang first turned off the phone's video sound.
When the video is opened, Xiao Ke's tongue rolls flexibly on the screen, demonstrating the rolling and changing of the tongue in 'ancient languages'.
This difficulty is indeed not an action that ordinary people can do.
Song Shuhang realized one thing—daoists who can speak ancient languages must have a flexible tongue.
After the video explanation of Xiaoke's customer service, Song Shuhang went back and learned to try several times in the 'Xueba System', and he was lucky to succeed.
Sure enough, in the ancient language tutorial, it is not enough to just listen to the 'pronunciation', it must be accompanied by the 'change of the tongue'.
Write down this point, and report it to Senior White at that time.
When Senior White upgrades the 'Student Master System' next time, let him add this function.
In addition, the customer service girl was attentive and explained very well. After buying the fairy boat in a while, I must give her a five-star praise.
After successfully passing this level, Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief and ended the course of 'Love's Spurs' conducted by the Raiden Doll Tutor with electric balls, and successfully won the academic master points this time.
"Senior Huangshan, do you have any other questions?" Miss Xiaoke asked.
Although it is a strange thing to instruct others to learn ancient languages when selling things. But the other party is a senior Huangshan, a big customer, and he must be given some privileges.
"No more for now, thank you Fairy Xiaoke. Besides, if I have a problem with the ancient language next time, can I still find you?" Song Shuhang asked.
Xiao Ke: "… "
After a long while, Xiao Ke replied cautiously, "Senior Huangshan, I'm very busy."
- The store manager said that you can't offend Senior Huangshan, and your tone should be gentle, and don't refuse directly.
"It's hard work. Let's talk about Xianzhou again. I'm very interested in the last new 'hybrid' model. How is the performance?" Song Shuhang began to communicate with Xiao Ke seriously.
One mind and two uses, while listening to the class, while buying the fairy boat.
The reason Song Shuhang is more interested in this hybrid is that it saves money.
It can be mixed with aviation fuel and spirit stones, and most importantly, this thing can also be filled with energy by the monks themselves.
- Song Shuhang likes this.
He is now the five-core Jindan + upper-level ghost, which belongs to the type of 'the panic of rising spiritual power'. The spiritual power of this body should not be wasted. When used on a fairy boat, it can still fly for a while.
It can be seen that after 'Senior Huangshan' finally stopped talking about the topic of 'ancient languages', he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. Her ancient language level is not high, and she is also a beginner.
Then, she quickly introduced Song Shuhang to the cost-effectiveness and functions of the new model.
"Can the shape of the immortal boat be switched?" Song Shuhang asked again.
On the screen, the shape of the immortal boat is mostly in the form of a 'boat'.
"The shape can be changed at will, as long as you like it, this 'hybrid fairy boat' can be replaced with whatever it is. But it needs to add a little extra modification fee - but the store manager said that the senior Huangshan is an old customer, and the modification fee is No. In addition, if the shape is too strange, it may affect the speed of the immortal boat's flight." Xiao Ke added.
"Can Transformers be okay?" Song Shuhang quickly asked.
It is a man's dream to rush to the blue sky and the universe.
It's also a man's dream to drive a large robot—provided the cockpit isn't on the robot's fist.
"This just looks complicated, but it shouldn't be too difficult." Xiao Ke replied.
"Then I'll customize this... In terms of shape, take an ordinary car as the basic shape. In this way, I can use it as a car without being deformed, and I won't waste it. Be careful, don't walk the tractor, and don't dig Earth machine. As long as it is in the form of an ordinary car." Song Shuhang said.
Xiao Ke: "No problem, I can produce the design drawing tomorrow at the latest. I will send the concept drawing to the seniors for you to see."
"Success." Song Shuhang replied.
Xiao Ke: "Then I wish the seniors of Huangshan to be diligent, do you have any other questions?"
"No, I will find you again if there is any problem." Song Shuhang said.
Xiao Ke: "Okay, see you Senior Huangshan."
After finishing the call, the little girl pinched her chin and said to the store manager, "Store manager, I always feel that there is something wrong with Senior Huangshan's personality today. The tone of the chat is also a little weird. And you know, he set the fairy boat. It's going to be in the form of a Transformer."
Hearing this, the store manager suddenly realized: "I understand, no wonder I also feel that the painting style of today's senior Huangshan is wrong. The answer is already very clear. The one who went online and chatted with us this time is not senior Huangshan."
"Who is that?" Little Ke asked suspiciously.
Another girl next to her smiled and said, "Who else could it be? It must be the big demon of the senior Huangshan family who pets Doudou."
"That's right, except for Doudou, there is no other person in the world who can use Senior Huangshan's account to make trouble like this. And the chat style of Senior Huangshan just now is also Doudou's style." The store manager affirmed.
"Then... do we still have to do this order?" Xiao Ke asked.
The store manager laughed: "Yes, why not? Senior Huangshan is very fond of Doudou. If Doudou places an order with Senior Huangshan's account, Senior Huangshan will pay silently in the end, don't worry."
"Last time, even after Doudou composed a song "The Song of Huangshan Dasha" in the 'Walking Tractor Contest', the seniors didn't punish Doudou very much. It is a blessing for Doudou to become the demon pet of the seniors of Huangshan Mountain. ." There is another humane.
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Huangshan Cave House
Doudou, who was busy retreating and hit the fifth-grade realm, suddenly felt a heartbreak for no reason.
"It always feels like someone is talking bad about me behind my back." Doudou said.
Who would be speaking ill of it
Generally speaking, the one who complains most about it is Zhou Lili. He chases after himself who has run away from home every day, accumulating a lot of grievances. However, Zhou Li and his daughter-in-law have been very sweet recently, like glue, so he shouldn't have time to speak ill of it behind his back.
So... is it Shuhang
"The one who will complain about me recently, except for Zhou Li, there is only Shuhang. I have decided to go to him in a few days." Doudou jumped up, refreshed.
It is wrong to blindly close the door behind closed doors.
Therefore, it decided to meet Shuhang before being promoted to rank five—I heard that Chu Chu had become a disciple of Shuhang.
"Although I feel that my promotion to the fifth rank is a sure thing. But everything is subject to contingency. So, I want to see my friends for the last time before the calamity." Doudou began to find reasons for himself.
This time it is not ready to run away from home.
Dogs will always grow up. If you play too many routines of running away from home, Huangshan Dasha will be immune. It is going to apply to Huangshan this time, and apply to see Shuhang.
There is an 80% chance that Huangshan will agree to see Song Shuhang.
"Yes, that's all I ordered. Go to him on the weekend and have a good time." Doudou said, and quickly ran to the location of Huangshan.
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Morning class will end soon
Then there are meals and lunch breaks.
Continue classes in the afternoon.
In the afternoon, Song Shuhang took another class of 'Ancient Languages', and the rest of the time was spent studying "Tianshi Zhengfa - Leifa Chapter". The first few spells in the Lei Fa chapter are Leiguang One Finger and Palm Lei. Next is the lightning strike.
There are several stages in the technique of attracting thunder—1 thunder, 2 thunder, 3 thunder, 4 thunder, and five thunders.
the other side.
The clone changed the restaurant sign on Lanxi Island, lest someone mysteriously come to order the 'escape service' that no longer exists.
Chu Chu helped out in the Lanci Island restaurant.
She began to practice the magic of fairy chefs from the enclosed space.
Currently, she is practicing knife and cooking skills using common ingredients.
Song Shuhang quietly provided her a part of the 'scallion's tip' and let her practice the part of removing the 'demon qi' from the ingredients in the "Fairy Chef" secret technique. Don't let Lady Onion know about this for the time being.
Except this morning, after the fat ball boss gave him a wave of stimulation, today was very peaceful.
Fairy Puppet didn't come back at night, so she took Xiaoyinzhu to the building of Senior Medicine Master to rest. She seemed to have bought a lot of things. Song Shuhang was more worried about whether the money he gave her would be enough for her expenses
Night falls.
Song Shuhang was lying on his bed after a long absence, looking at the moonlight outside the window.
Today, there are still four days left.
"Good night, everyone." Song Shuhang said softly.
Today, Yu Dao flew from Lanxi Island to Jiangnan University Town, and fought with Fat Ball again. He was a little tired.
Song Shuhang closed his eyes, ran the "True Self Meditation Sutra", and recovered his spirit while sleeping.
In a daze, Song Shuhang seemed to have fallen asleep again.
In the dream, he felt a small hand pressing on his head, touching it gently.
Small hands are soft and comfortable.