Song Shuhang was originally sitting in the passenger seat.
But later, that fairy is called Jingye... Wait, what is this fairy's name exactly
Anyway, it was that fairy. After lying in the back for a while, it seemed that she was a little bored, so she pulled Song Shuhang to the back and lay down with her.
Her movements were very natural, and it didn't look like she was meeting Song Shuhang for the first time. And when she was pulled, Song Shuhang didn't feel any resistance... His instinct seemed to recognize this fairy. He let her pull, and lay on the air bed with her, watching the stars through the transparent skylight glass.
Staring at the starry sky in a daze, Song Shuhang felt a little awkward in the atmosphere.
At this time, find a topic to talk about to ease the atmosphere
Song Shuhang looked at Fairy Jingyi next to his eyes, saw the book in her hand, and asked casually, "Fairy Jingyu, do you like reading books?"
Fairy giggled: "I like it."
Then, there is no text.
Song Shuhang: "..."
No, I can't talk about this topic anymore, it looks like I need to change the topic.
What to talk about? If you don't talk about books, talk about Doudou
"Also, the Taoist name I just said was Jing Ye. Jing Ye Si's Jing Ye." Fairy added.
"Oh, so that's the meaning of this poem." Song Shuhang nodded.
Feeling that the topic has opened up, then following the topic, you can chat casually for a while, and you can chat about anything.
Just when Song Shuhang was thinking so, the beauty of the meritorious snake suddenly appeared.
After she appeared, she became the size of an ordinary person, with her long tail stretched straight. Then, she forcibly squeezed between Song Shuhang and this fairy Qingyesi.
"Promise and waiting for the fairy, what are you doing?" Song Shuhang asked in confusion.
@#%× Fairy spoke up, and an electronically synthesized voice came out of her mouth: "Looking at the sword while drunk, dreaming back to the corner company!"
Song Shuhang: "???"
"The lights are on at the third watch, the time is right when the man is studying." @#%× Fairy continued to recite in that electronically synthesized voice.
Song Shuhang was dumbfounded.
"Where can't you see when you smell the lights?" Fairy @#%× continued to chant, her body squeezed slightly, pushing Song Shuhang aside. Her tail continued to sway, driving Song Shuhang further away.
Then, she herself and Fairy Jing Yesi lay firmly together.
"Silly Shuhang, the ancient language fairy in your family dislikes you for being a light bulb. You didn't listen to the lines she read, and all three sentences have 'light' in them." Doudou laughed while driving.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Why Do Dou Do You Can Understand the Meaning of Promise and Waiting for the Fairy? How did your radio channels match up
However, Doudou's immortal boat is very slippery. At least for now, it seems that the technology is a few blocks away from the Sixth Fairy of the East.
"Haha." Fairy Jing Yesi let out a series of sweet laughter, she reached out and grabbed Fairy @#%×'s little hand, and the two fingers intertwined and intertwined.
@#%× Fairy turned her head and looked at Fairy with long braids on the side. She tilted her head, as if thinking about something.
"Fairy Jing Yesi... No, Fairy Jing Ye, do you know Fairy Promise and Waiting?" Song Shuhang asked aloud.
If they didn't know each other, how could the beauty of the meritorious snake be so close to others
"You can call me Jing Yesi, I won't mind." Fairy Twisted Braid smiled, but she didn't answer Song Shuhang's question.
@#%× Fairy stretched out her other hand and touched Fairy Jing Yesi’s face. Her little hand touched her eyebrows, eye sockets, nose, and mouth.
"It's not you." Suddenly, Fairy @#%× said.
This time it was not an electronically synthesized voice, and no lines were spoken. but her own voice...
Song Shuhang looked curiously at Fairy @#%×.
To be honest, the beauty of the meritorious snake has been with him for so long, and she hardly speaks in her own voice.
Every time she spoke, it was either Song Shuhang's screaming recording, electronic synthesis, or lines recorded in a TV series.
"It's me, not me." Fairy Jing Yesi said softly.
The meritorious snake beauty retracted her hand, and even her fingers interlocked. Then, she started rolling on the air bed.
She looked anxious.
She rolled to Fairy Jing Yesi's side and started to roll back, all the way to Song Shuhang's side.
After a brief pause beside Song Shuhang, she continued to roll over and crushed Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang: "..."
The beauty of the meritorious snake rolled back and rolled over Song Shuhang again.
Roll over, roll over again.
After a few minutes.
Merit Snake Beauty is addicted to play.
She is no longer anxious.
She rolled all the way and ran over Song Shuhang. Then roll back and run over again.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Fairy Jing Yesi got up on her stomach, resting her cheeks in one hand, smilingly looking at Song Shuhang and the rolling beauty of the meritorious snake: "@#%× Fairy is still so cute, nothing has changed."
In the ancient language, she directly called out the name of the promised and waiting fairy.
Sure enough, she knew @#%× fairy. Song Shuhang secretly said in his heart.
At this time, Fairy @#%× was tired of playing.
She stopped and got stuck between Song Shuhang and Fairy Jing Yesi again.
Then, she began to recite various lines.
Lines in TV shows, lines in movies.
Most of them are the kind of lines the heroine uses when the heroine dies in the arms of the hero, and there are also many love poems that feel very nauseous when they are heard.
After playing the lines, she began to read ancient poems again, this time using electronic sounds.
After reading the ancient poem, she began to recite various 'backup lines' in Song Shuhang's voice.
"Ahh~~" The opening was followed by four hoarse screams of pretending to be dead.
Then there's...
"What is filial piety?"
"What is love?"
"Do you know the greatness of maternal love?"
The classic pregnancy trilogy from a Confucian sage.
"I don't know anything, so what are you doing here?"
Song Shuhang himself forgot when he said this sentence, but the voice was indeed his.
"I am eighteen years old in Xia Ba Song, please give me some advice. If I offend you, will you hit me?"
This sentence is Soft Feather's voice, which was also recorded by the beauty of the meritorious snake.
Song Shuhang: "..."
He felt that Snake Beauty's line library was too rich? Not only his, but Soft Feather's voice was recorded? And are some of the lines a bit too hateful
"You are doomed, sinful human being. Today, no one can save you! Anyone who gets the blood of our sea urchin warriors will be the common enemy of sea urchin warriors all over the world. You can't escape, even the ends of the earth. Not only you, but even your family will be punished by the sea urchin warriors! You can't hide, you have no way to survive! However, if you obediently cut off your head, I can spare your family's life!"
And the lines of the sea urchin warrior.
Finally, the beauty of the meritorious snake switched back to Song Shuhang's voice: "Xiao Bai, when you have long hair and you get married, can you marry me...?"
Song Shuhang has jumped up quickly, reaching out to cover the mouth of the beauty of the meritorious snake.
Damn, how did this line come out
But it's too late... The lines are almost finished.
In front, Doudou, who was driving the immortal boat, turned his head and said, "Fuck!"
He heard it right, this was Song Shuhang's voice.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Wangtian, I'm the one who wants to shout 'Fuck'.
"Looking at so many Taoist friends in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group', I will serve you, Shuhang!" Doudou said with admiration.
"No, things are not what you imagined." Song Shuhang said: "This sentence is actually Senior White..."
In the middle of speaking, he felt that something was wrong.
Regarding the hidden plot of Senior White's 'True Illusion' confession by a young man in white horse jingshan, the members of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' do not seem to know it yet.
If he told this, would he be directly flew into the sun by a sword
"Anyway, this sentence is not my original creation. I just repeated it over and over, and I almost died." Song Shuhang sighed deeply.
"So it is." Doudou nodded: "That's right, with your character, Shuhang, you will definitely not say such lines."
— Beanie-style hypocritical reply.
"Extremely." Song Shuhang said: "This kind of shameful line doesn't match my style of painting."
Mermaid Snake Beauty: "Umuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Song Shuhang didn't dare to let her play the lines any more. If any strange lines were played again, his heart couldn't stand it.
So Song Shuhang forcibly summoned the virtuous snake beauty back, and locked her in confinement, not allowing her to materialize, but only letting her attach to himself in the mode of pure light of merit.
Fairy Jing Yesi on the side looked at the scene in front of her with a smile, without interrupting.
…
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Under the driving of Doudou, the fairy boat returned to the earth.
When Doudou landed, he plunged straight down and didn't see where he landed.
Upon landing, there appeared to be an area of ocean below.
"Jing Yu... That's not right." Song Shuhang thought about Li Bai in his mind, and then thought of "Silent Night Thoughts".
"Fairy Jing Yesi, where are you going? Do you need to send you to your destination?" Song Shuhang asked.
Fairy Jing Yesi waved her hand and said, "No need, my destination is below, I originally wanted to go to the Pacific region. Then we will say goodbye here."
"We'll see you next time!" She smiled and recalled her golden book of life.
Then she opened the car window and jumped out of the car window.
The golden book became huge, supporting her figure.
She sat on the golden book and waved at Song Shuhang: "Goodbye."
"Goodbye." Song Shuhang nodded.
"Doudou, is the Xianzhou still full of energy? Let's go back to China." Song Shuhang asked again.
Doudou: "Don't worry, don't turn on the crazy escape mode, the energy is completely fine."
The immortal boat turned around and headed towards Huaxia's location.
Fairy Jing Yesi sat on the golden book, looked at the immortal boat away, and smiled: "The next time we meet, it will be like the first time we meet again."
"Why are you doing this?" Another voice came out of her, the voice of Fairy Cheng Lin.
"Actually, no matter what the girl did, the man couldn't remember her. He didn't know how much the girl secretly did for him. It's like a chapter in tragic literature. I can't stop." Ye Si took out a tragic literature book, his eyes lit up: "It's not good, I seem to be enjoying it."
Fairy Cheng Lin: "..."
What kind of weird way of thinking is this? Literary girl department