When the tip of the sword of Senior Akasaka Sword came across the space, Song Shuhang recognized its breath, after all, they had been with each other for so long. Then, without thinking about it, he asked, "Senior Chi Xiaojian, have you gained weight?"
"Fatty sister, have you ever seen Baojian gain weight?" Senior Chi Xiaojian said angrily.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Sorry, my sister has not been born yet.
Moreover, Senior Chi Xiaojian, you are really fat. Before you left, you were still in the style of a Chinese sword. When you came back, you were already in the form of a Western-style giant sword. You have been fat for more than one lap. What have you experienced during this time
"I've evolved, do you understand?" Senior Chi Xiaojian's voice continued to sound, and then, a pair of pure white arms drilled out of the door of space and opened the door of space.
Song Shuhang: "!!!"
Lying, what kind of terrifying style is this, the hilt of a Western-style giant sword has become a pair of white and slender hands
Senior Akasaka Sword, are you sure you have evolved, not demonized? This kind of hilt is the sword of the arm. From the style of painting, it looks like an evil soldier like the 'Demon King's Sword', right
"I feel that Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword, you still look better than the old model, with a fairy spirit." Song Shuhang sincerely suggested again that if it is possible, Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword should look better if it is restored to its original state.
The figure of Senior Akasaka Sword paused, and after a while, it smiled: "Do you think I am not handsome now?"
"It's not, but the style of painting is a little crooked." Song Shuhang said quickly.
When Senior Chi Xiaojian heard this, not only was he not angry, but he was very happy: "I also feel that I look pretty ugly now."
"It's not ugly, it's just a bit like an evil soldier. In fact, after accepting the setting, there is a kind of evil and handsome feeling." Song Shuhang quickly comforted.
Senior Chi Xiaojian smiled: "No, it's ugly. I admit it myself, especially the position of the sword head, it's ugly. You'll know when you see my sword head later... And such an ugly sword head!"
Song Shuhang: "..."
Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword, is he giving up on himself
How can I comfort Senior Chi Xiaojian and give him confidence
How to encourage a lost magic weapon? Waiting online, very urgent...
Or, give the seniors three consecutive "Knife Raising Techniques" to restore their spirits
Just as Song Shuhang's thoughts turned sharply, the hilt of Senior Akasaka Sword was squeezed out of the gate of space little by little.
Behind the pair of small white sword hilts, there is a very matching white neck of the same style.
This style is unbearable to look at.
As long as Song Shuhang remembered the appearance of Daoist Scarlet Firmament holding his neck and swinging his sword, he felt that Daoist Scarlet Firmament's character as an 'extraordinary master' had collapsed.
"Is this neck beautiful? This is the proudest part of my body right now. And then~~ ding ding ding, the most exciting position is here!" drilled out.
"Little friend Shuhang, tell me loudly, isn't this sword head handsome?" Senior Chi Xiaojian said proudly, I don't believe you can say the word 'ugly' in your mouth
Song Shuhang: "..."
He saw the sword head that was very similar to his own face, at least 50% similar.
With such a handsome sword head, how could he say 'ugly' against his will
"Well, very handsome." Su Clan's Sixteen blinked.
Senior Chi Xiaojian laughed and gave Su Clan's Sixteen a thumbs up: "It's still Little Sixteen who has an eye for appreciation."
It looked at Song Shuhang again: "Is it handsome?"
Song Shuhang's heart is full: "Senior Chi Xiaojian, why is it my face?"
"Maybe, it's the reason why you brushed "Knife Raising Technique" on me?" Chi Xiaojian narrowed his eyes and said with a wicked smile.
"Wangtian, can you change your face?" Song Shuhang asked tentatively.
"No, Chi Xiaozi is very satisfied with my form." Senior Chi Xiaojian said.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Why is Daoist Scarlet Firmament satisfied with this form? Does Daoist Scarlet Firmament like to grab people's necks to fight people
If Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword has always maintained this form, and the Daoist has become accustomed to this form... One day in the future, when the Daoist encounters an enemy, if I stand on the side of the Daoist, will the Daoist take it easy? , grab my neck and shake it up and fight the enemy for 300 rounds
"Just kidding you, this 'evolutionary form' should not have been completed, it is a semi-evolutionary state. I feel that I can evolve again, and then I should be able to change to a new form. I mainly want you to see, I Now this strange state, startle you." Chixiao Kendo.
After all, its sword body converged, and it returned to the shape of an ancient Chinese sword in a blink of an eye.
"I feel that the 'evolutionary form' of Senior Akasaka Sword is more interesting." At this moment, Soft Feather ran over and said.
She is serious.
Ordinary things are not attractive to her. On the contrary, she liked the shape of the sword with a five-point like Song Shuhang and a white neck and arms just now.
"Soft Feather, your aesthetics are too jumpy." Senior Chi Xiaojian said.
Soft Feather smiled: "Senior, did you call me something?"
"Let's discuss the plan of 'incarnation of inner demons'. During the time when my body and Scarlet Firmament are sheltering from the limelight, I want to separate my avatars and stay in the present world." Senior Chixiaojian said quickly.
"Good idea." Song Shuhang said.
"However, the time is too short. I need time to tailor a plan for senior." Soft Feather said with a frown.
Su Clan's Sixteen thought for a while, and his eyes lit up: "We have a 'time box'."
"Yes, Xiao Shiliu is smart. I also thought of this time box. Soft Feather, you and I enter this box, and we will complete the 'incarnation of inner demon' plan in it. Anyway, the energy of the Southern Emperor is extracted, not white. Don't smoke!" Senior Chi Xiaojian laughed.
"If you have enough time, I'll be fine." Soft Feather giggled.
"Then I will ask Pavilion Master Chu to assist you." Song Shuhang said, opening the entrance to the core world and letting Chi Xiaojian and Soft Feather enter it. At the same time, he brought Lady Onion, who was drunk and shrunken into a ball of onion, over, and transferred to the core world, Pavilion Master Chu, who needed Lady Onion's physical assistance when activating the Time Box.
Soft Feather, Chi Xiaojian and Lady Onion entered Song Shuhang's core world.
When the Scarlet Heaven Sword entered, he suddenly thought of something, it reminded Song Shuhang: "Shuhang... When I leave the demon incarnation by your side, don't think about slicing it. Your "Feast of Heavenly Tribulation" "The devil in the sashimi dish made me a little worried."
Song Shuhang: "Don't worry, senior. I'm not so hungry."
"You are looking down on my inner demon incarnation, thinking it is not high-grade, not delicious?" Senior Chi Xiaojian raised the tip of his sword slightly, dissatisfied.
Song Shuhang: "..."
What happened to Senior Akasaka Sword today
"It may be that the gender has awakened, so it has become awkward." Senior Turtle, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly said: "According to the psychology I have studied for so long, when Fellow Swordsman Akasaka evolved this time, he should have been in a The key point to evolve gender. You can see its hilt position, white and slender, obviously a girl's arm; but its head is similar to yours. It now has both male and female characteristics, so its personality has changed. It's normal to be awkward."
Wangtian, Senior Turtle's analysis is so thorough!
Senior Turtle's so many "Psychology" books are really not for nothing.
A turtle that understands people's hearts, scary!
"Senior Turtle, can you analyze the principle of Doudou's 'Chu Chu Control'?" Young Master Feng Slayer suddenly jumped onto the table beside Song Shuhang and asked, licking his little hand.
Doudou's 'chuchu control' is very strange, even Venerable Huangshan does not know when the cause of it came into being.
"This kind of mental illness that has a strong love for a certain name is most likely because it lacked something when it was a child. And Doudou lacked 'chuchu' when he was a child, so he would have a strong urge to love Chuchu." Senior Turtle Seriously: "The above is all made up by me."
Song Shuhang: "..."
"I don't have much contact with the dog demon Doudou. How can I speculate on the cause of its symptoms? Psychology is not magic, it is about science." Senior Turtle continued.
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "Senior, what you said makes sense."
"But why did Doudou want to give everything on the side a 'Chuchu' name?" Fairy Lychee also came over and asked curiously.
Chu Chukong, logically speaking, should only have a love for 'Chu Chu'. But it would be a bit illogical if you named something 'Chuchu' and then fell in love with it.
"It just wanted my first daughter to be named Chu Chu. Naming a daughter is a parent's business. How can I let others interfere, I decisively rejected it." Song Shuhang said proudly.
The Spirit Butterfly Saint Monarch in the distance silently praised Song Shuhang's words.
"Perhaps, Doudou wants to marry you Song Shuhang, and then have a beautiful child?" Young Master Feng Slayer suddenly said, "Because Doudou might be a bitch. Don't forget that Senior Huangshan also thought about marrying her."
Song Shuhang: "!!!"
The possibility you mentioned, son, is too scary.
The fellow Daoists turned their heads and stared at Venerable Huangshan.
"Don't worry, I will not marry Doudou to friend Shuhang." Venerable Huangshan said calmly, "After all, Doudou has a marriage contract now."
Doudou has another engagement partner? Is it getting married again
"This makes sense." Senior Turtle nodded and said, "Doudou, the dog demon, is probably suffering from premarital phobia. When this disease occurs, some people will choose to avoid marriage, but will not dare to face it, and some will even try to escape marriage. Some people will want to drag their companions into the whirlpool of marriage and share the fear before marriage. Some people will hope that when chatting with their companions, they can naturally bring up the topic of 'marriage', and then get some psychological insights through discussion. Consolation. Maybe this dog demon wants to talk to you about marriage and the future. Talk about Song Shuhang who you want to marry, how many children you have, etc. Unfortunately, it was interrupted."
Song Shuhang: "..."
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the other side.
beyond Tiantian Island.
Anything can be sold, and the place of 'delivery' is agreed with people on the phone.
When he ended the call, he turned his head and saw Fairy Feather Yuko also emerged from Tiantian Island.