Oops, what is this "War of the Last Law"? In just one day, a series of praises? There must be something inside! It must have been the film party who invited the navy to review the praise, and wait until I go to black him!
But before it goes dark, you have to watch this promo first. After all, even if you want to be black, try not to be brainless. Brainless black people will be despised, and it is better to bring some dry goods.
As a result, many people with this idea opened the promotional video.
Huh? Is this the work of director Jacob? Is it really that Jacob? It can't be Li Gui!
First, let's see what the subject matter is. What? Doomsday movies? Moreover, this is not an ordinary hero theme, but an element of self-cultivation
The combination of self-cultivation and doomsday is wonderful! No, it should be said that the feeling is really worth a black ah!
Let's look at it... Tsk, with so many exaggerated special effects? This effect is a bit nasty.
Wouldn't it be that all the special effects money would be thrown into this promotional film, right? After being cheated into the movie theater, the audience can only hope that these special effects scenes will survive, and there are definitely not many special effects that can be seen in other plots!
After watching the promo, I was surprised. Aside from feeling that Senior Brother Gao Sheng must die, he couldn't find more places worth fighting for. No way, after all, the promotional video is very short.
Then we can only start with the actors, look at the actors first.
So many actors, none of them are well-known? Another black spot.
However, the actors are all very good looking, which is really good. With such a high level of appearance, I also want to go to the cinema to support this movie... Fuck, what the hell am I thinking
Damn, even using beauty tricks to tempt me to wait. The stills of these actors must be p! The image in the movie is definitely not as good as the stills. Just like a recent movie, the heroine on the cover is beautiful, but the heroine you see after entering the movie is blinding. Needless to say, grab this and hack it again.
Anyway... In the eyes of these people, this short 150-second promotional trailer is worth a blackout. You can't be black, and you have to force a topic to be black.
Don't underestimate them, they are professional.
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The Internet is a relatively 'freedom of speech' place. When speaking on the Internet, as long as you don't commit suicide, there are generally no uncles who come to your door to check the water meter, deliver water, and deliver warmth.
Gradually, online review sites, forums and other places for people to discuss movies appeared.
In the beginning, everyone just chatted or commented on a new or upcoming movie.
But I don't know when, whenever a movie is promoted, someone will always stand up, catch the inadequacies in the movie, and make a top-to-toe review of the movie.
This is also impossible.
As a result, it is difficult to adjust, even the most classic world-class movies cannot satisfy everyone's taste. The peerless food in your mouth may be dark food in my mouth
Secondly, as people's requirements for movies are getting higher and higher, it is no longer the era when two masters were casually pulled out to play a martial arts movie for twenty or thirty minutes, and the audience could still watch it with relish. Many movies released recently, the plot, the visual sense, have begun to fail to satisfy people's appetite.
In addition, all kinds of really bad films emerged one after another, which made the audience a little overwhelmed.
But... if you really don't like a movie, you don't feel like it, or the movie really sucks, just give it a bad review.
But there are some people, no matter whether the movie is good or bad, anyway, when they see a movie getting good reviews, their hands are just about to move. This is the black man.
Heizi doesn't play basketball, but comes to play keyboard and grab people's jobs
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Doudou turned into a pool of Doudou again, and was locked in a large transparent vase - after it put "Huangshan Dasha Song" sung by 'Dharma King Creation' in the group, it was brought by Huangshan Zhenjun. Young Master Phoenix Slayer turned it into a pile of Doudou, and was put into a large vase by True Monarch Yellow Mountain and placed in the company.
There were a few other daoists who were idle and had nothing to do, staying in the film company of True Monarch Yellow Mountain, waiting for the movie premiere four days later.
Because I have nothing to do, the Daoists have been discussing the Dao for the past few days and sharing their latest cultivation experience.
When does Mingyue have a Taoist friend, who is doing two things with one heart. While discussing with fellow Taoists, he was swiping his phone.
—He watched the reviews of "War of the Last Law" on major movie review websites.
Most of these comments made his liver hurt. Among so many movie reviews, there are only a few comments about him as the 'strongest villain in this work'.
Even if someone praised him for being handsome, he had to make a note that he couldn't remember what he looked like.
Even the suit of armor on his body was mentioned far more often than himself.
Brushing and brushing, suddenly, several new comments appeared in his eyes.
It's all one-star negative reviews, and the content is to criticize the movie "War of the Apocalypse" from all angles... What kind of actors are absolutely not beautiful in stills, the special effects of the feature film must be five cents special effects, and the plot of cultivation plus doomsday must be It's scum, senior brother Gao Sheng must die, director Jacob is not a different person with the same name, right
Well, black is black. Which movie is not black these days
When in the moonlight, a Taoist friend said that he has a big heart. Anyway, facts speak louder than words - the actors will only look better than in the movie, the special effects are real, Senior Brother Gao Sheng is really dead anyway, and the director is Jacob himself. Therefore, these comments can be ignored. When the movie is officially released, you will be able to slap in the face.
When I was looking at it, suddenly... When Mingyue saw a one-star bad review.
The title of the comment is:
When Mingyue had a Taoist friend, when he saw this comment, his eyes suddenly lit up, and a feeling of happiness flooded into his heart.
The first paragraph of the one-star review body:
When did a fellow Taoist in Mingyue feel a little dissatisfied - Wei Mao was commenting on armor again? Comment on me, comment on me!
Then, it's the second paragraph of the body of the bad review... Criticizing the character 'Evil General Mingyue' from the hairstyle!
When in the moonlight, a Taoist friend's brows furrowed.
Then, it's the third paragraph of the bad review... From the few scenes shot after the debut of 'Evil General Mingyue', I criticized this character.
When in the moonlight, a fellow Taoist frowned more deeply.
Finally... A short paragraph at the end of the bad review:
At this moment... Mingyue nodded with satisfaction.
Although this is a one-star bad review, when Mingyue has a Taoist friend, I feel warm in my heart.
The last time that made him feel warm was the moment when Beihe Sanren called out his Taoist number without looking at the note!
It feels so good.
Young Master Feng Slayer looked at Mingyue when there was a fellow Taoist, and asked worriedly, "Lay Drunken, what's wrong with you? Are you in a bad state? Or, why don't you take a rest?"
"Thank you, Daoist Slayer, for your concern. I'm fine, so don't worry about me. However, I'll make a phone call first." Mingyue whispered.
Young Master Feng Slayer smiled warmly: "It's fine, if you are really tired, Master Drunken, take a good rest, your health is important."
When in the moonlight, a Taoist friend smiled back, then grabbed the mobile phone and left the place where the Taoist friends were discussing the Tao.
Then, he quickly called several of his junior brothers and asked them to do me a favor... a very small favor.
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two hours later.
China's 'Yiyang' area.
A young man was sitting in front of a computer and was bored in a chair and rocked back and forth.
Life has been boring and lacking in excitement lately.
After graduating from school, he became an ordinary office worker.
Then, I also played less online games... Because I didn't have so much energy to invest, and I lost the passion of playing games with friends and friends at school. Gradually, I stopped playing large-scale online games. Occasionally I play a lot of fun online, but it's only limited to one.
I used to like watching movies, but now there are fewer and fewer movies that I can watch. In the end, he was so bored that he developed a bad habit.
No matter which movie it is, he has to do everything possible to find out what's wrong, and then go online to swipe a one-star review. Moreover, there is reason and evidence, not brainless black.
For example, today, he just gave a one-star negative review to the "War of the Apocalypse", which was insanely publicized. The black dot is that little transparent 'Evil General Bright Moon'.
After posting the bad review, he started to get bored again.
"What can I do? Ah, it's almost time to find a girlfriend." The young man thought wildly.
At this time, there was a knock on the door - his doorbell had just broken.
"Who?" the young man asked.
"Hello, we are checking the water meter." A very magnetic voice came from outside the door.
Young man: "Is my water meter good outside?"
"Just kidding, we are Harvest Express, open the door to receive express." The voice outside the door continued.
"Go away, I haven't shopped online recently, where can I get the express delivery?" the young man said angrily.
"I don't eat a toast and eat a fine drink, and blow the door for me!" The voice outside the door was equally annoyed. (To be continued.) Mobile users, please browse and read for a better reading experience.