Song Shuhang smiled and said, "Mom, I'm back."
Mother Song glanced at her son and nodded. Then, she looked at the little monk behind her son and the two little lolitas 'Shi' and 'Candle'.
"Hey, little master, you are visiting our house again." Song Mama smiled kindly when she saw Xiao Guoguo.
"Hello auntie." The little monk saluted with his hands clasped together.
The little monk with a serious face is very cute.
- Song Shuhang felt that his mother was not so kind when facing his own son.
Later, Mother Song saw the two cute little girls next to the little monk. Then, she looked at Ye Si next to Song Shuhang - and then, Song Mama's brain hole went to the sky.
One day in the future, if Song Shuhang marries this girl, a son should be as cute as this little monk, right? If you have a daughter, you must have twins, just as interesting as the little girls behind you.
Ye Si smiled and said, "Hello Auntie, my name is Ye Si."
Ye Si's greetings pulled Mother Song's thinking back from the sky.
"Hello, Miss Ye Si." Song Mama smiled, then led everyone into the living room to rest: "Shuhang, have you eaten on the way?"
"Not yet, I was going to have dinner on the train, but there was an accident in the middle, so we got home early." Song Shuhang said.
"Then you wait a moment, I'll go and prepare the food." Song Mama said.
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living room
Song Shuhang was sitting on the sofa lazily, swiping his mobile phone—when he was free recently, he would go online to read jokes or something, so as not to be suddenly pulled into the infinite make-up exam space by Senior White. Be prepared!
The little monk, Shi and Candle are watching cartoons... Hulu Brothers 2019 edition. The plot is completely different from that of the Hulu Brothers that Song Shuhang had seen when he was a child. God knows how the screenwriter is magically changed
Father Song sat beside Shuhang and read the newspaper, but his eyes looked at Ye Si who was opposite.
Ye Sizheng and Song Mama chat together - dinner is already prepared by Mama Song, just add a few more rice.
So, she took Ye Si and started chatting from all over the world.
At the beginning, the two of them had a hard time chatting - if there is a three-year generation gap, the generation gap between Song's mother's Ye Si is almost the distance between the sun and the moon.
However, with the cooperation of Ye Si, the content of the chat between Song Mama and her is getting better...
At this time, Song Dad gently pushed Song Shuhang with his elbow, and asked quietly, "Shuhang, this time is your girlfriend, right?"
Song Shuhang was about to answer.
Coincidentally, Song Mama finally couldn't help it, she turned and asked Ye Si, "Ye Si, how did you and our Shuhang know each other?"
Ye Si looked up at Song Shuhang and smiled slightly.
"Cough." Song Shuhang cleared his throat and answered the question instead of Ye Si: "Ye Si and I met in a huge library. She was reading there, and I was reading there, and we chatted later. We got to know each other just by chatting. As for our relationship... It used to be a relationship that was about to become a couple."
In most families, parents tell their sons to study for a living while their sons are still studying. And Song Shuhang... In high school, Song's mother often turned around and asked him to bring a beautiful girl home.
Hearing this, Song's mother said nervously, "I'm about to become a couple? What about now?"
To this question, Ye Si took the initiative to answer: "Now... Well, although there is no way to become a normal couple, our relationship is even closer than a couple."
"More cordial than a couple?" Song Mama blinked, and then she put her hands together: "Then you two... what, what... what's the matter, do you fit together?"
Song Shuhang: "Pfft~~"
"Fit, that's what it means." Shi Luoli said softly.
"That's right, elder sister. That's what it means to fit together!" Zhu Luoli replied.
The little monk blushed, closed his eyes, and recited the Buddhist scriptures silently.
Ye thought for a while and replied, "Well, it fits together!" The two heads and four arms are particularly handsome. If it wasn't for seeing that Song's father and Song's mother were just ordinary people, Ye Si would want to show them both.
Father Song closed the newspaper and looked at Ye Si with a kind smile on his face: "Miss Ye Si, we will be a family from now on."
"Dad's meaning is mine." Song Mama smiled.
Song Shuhang: "Pfft~~"
Father Song poked Shuhang hard: "Come on, try to get married as soon as you graduate from college. That's how your father and I got your mother married. However, before marriage, the two of you still have to pay attention. Have children out of wedlock. , absolutely not!"
Song Shuhang: "..."
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Early the next morning.
Song Shuhang went out with Ye Si, Guoguo, Shi and Zhu.
He was going to take Ye Si to the nearby 'Kowloon Street' to buy some daily necessities for the new semester.
After noon, go and meet the netizen [crazy psychiatrist].
If all goes well, we will leave for the Gangnam area this afternoon.
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Almost right after Song Shuhang went out with a large group of people... the good neighbor 'Li Yun' next door came to the door.
"Ha, little friend Song Shuhang went out early in the morning?" Daoist Yunwu was stunned - he heard that Song Shuhang was coming back yesterday, so he was in a good mood. The state of meditation and cultivation that night was very good, and I have cultivated in one breath to the present.
As a result, when he happily went to Song Shuhang's house, he learned that the other party had gone out again.
Could it be that I really missed the 'Stone of Enlightenment'? Sure enough, I still go back to my own secret door, practice hard, and strive to improve my 'Kong Kong's skill' to a higher level... Then I will go to the cave of the Yellow Mountain True Monarch. Daoist Yunwu secretly said in his heart.
Just when he was feeling pessimistic, Mama Song said, "Shuhang took some friends to the street to buy things, and he should be back soon. Why don't you wait at my house?"
When Daoist Yunwu heard the words, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Then I will disturb you."
Father Song on the side smiled and said, "Li Yun, you are too polite."
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'Kowloon Street' is a prosperous commercial street
Song Shuhang took Ye Siguo and a few people to stroll around several stores to buy some daily necessities.
The three bear children followed Song Shuhang's footsteps - they had completely eliminated the idea of 'escape' now. Because that Senior Sister Ye Si is a fifth-grade Spirit Emperor. They cannot escape.
At this time, Senior Sister Ye Si, the fifth-grade spirit emperor, was being brainwashed by various advertisements.
Good news, good news, very good news, customers and friends, hello, due to the expiration of the store, a batch of high-quality leather shoes in stock is now being dealt with at a loss. Buy one get one free, buy one get one free! Not trying to make money, just trying to sell out. Don't be afraid to compare goods, be afraid of not knowing the goods! Just pick, pick, buy one get one free. The real loss-making process, the price reduction is always on!
"Shuhang Shuhang, did you hear it? It's a big loss. Buy one get one free, do we want to go in and have a look!" Ye Si grabbed Song Shuhang's hand and said very excitedly.
"No hurry, Ye Si." Song Shuhang calmly glanced at the store: "Actually, this shoe store has been open since the year I entered high school. About half a year after it opened, it started 'the store is coming soon'. Expired', 'big loss', 'buy one get one free'. That is to say, it has been three full years since the 'store expiration' of his store."
"Is there such a thing?" Ye Si's eyes widened: "But if this is the case, does anyone still buy shoes from their store?"
"Definitely... This is the bustling Kowloon Street, with a lot of people. There are countless new people who come here to buy things every day." Song Shuhang said.
Ye Si nodded silently: "The routine is really deep."
Song Shuhang laughed.
In fact, this is already an old routine.
The really deep routine, that's killing people without blood. With a set of discounts, you can quietly empty the guest's wallet. "
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After half an hour.
Song Shuhang brought Ye Si to a women's clothing store.
Most of Ye Si's clothes now are fairy clothes. Although they are beautiful, they are not suitable for daily life.
Therefore, Song Shuhang was going to buy some ordinary women's clothes for her.
At this time, Shi and Zhu accompanied Ye Si in to choose clothes.
Song Shuhang and Guoguo sat on the chairs in the lounge area of the women's clothing store and took a break.
Perhaps it was because of the drink he had had before, Song Shuhang felt a little pissed, so he said to Guoguo, "Guoguo, sit here and wait for Senior Sister Ye Si and the others to come out, I'll go to the nearby toilet first. Don't run around! "
Guoguo nodded, with Senior Sister Ye Si of the fifth rank, how dare he run away
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The other side of Kowloon Street
There was a young monster hunter who arrived early near Moby-Dick Road. He was going to meet with his netizen 'Book Mountain is under pressure' at noon.
Because it was still too early to meet, the young monster hunter went to the famous 'Kowloon Street' near Beluga Road for a stroll.
Maybe it was because of eating and drinking too much along the way, he felt a little thirsty.
So, he randomly found a hotel called 'Wangyuelou' and went in to borrow a toilet for convenience.
After entering the toilet on the first floor of the hotel…
Suddenly, the young monster catcher's eyes lit up.
Guess what he saw
He saw a man in front of him with big sunglasses!
The eyesight of the young man catching monsters is very old - even if the other party is wearing big sunglasses, he can recognize the other party's true identity just by looking at the young man.
That's right - the other party is the actor of Senior Brother Gao Sheng, the first villain of "The Battle of the End of the Law" just released yesterday!
The drunk tyrant lay crying in the toilet.
Senior Brother Gao Sheng must die! The young witch hunter thought to himself.
So he turned on his phone and started recording a video.
He was going to put on the actor's sack of Senior Brother Gao Sheng... Of course, just play a prank. He is a monster hunter, and he will never hurt ordinary people!