"Monsters all over the world unite to become a family? Which monster organization is this? Is it really okay to have such an obvious signboard?" Zhu Luoli stared at the signboard of the monster organization and asked.
"There may be problems in the past... But in the past few hundred years, the monster hunters have not been so active. And most monks treat the monsters equally, as long as the monsters don't do anything wrong, no one will trouble the monsters. Therefore, there is nothing wrong with hanging a sign." Shi said.
While speaking, a figure flashed out from the void - this is the method of teleportation through space, showing up directly.
The one who appeared was a young girl with long green hair tied into a double ponytail. She was wearing a white tight skirt, which brought out her slender yet hot figure.
Song Shuhang's eyes widened—it's Lady Onion!
Why did Lady Onion suddenly appear here? Could it be that she also met Senior White Two and was teleported here
He guessed right.
Senior White Two directly teleported Lady Onion out of the Evil Lotus space, and sent Lady Onion to his side. However, because the exit of the 'Evil Lotus World' is still sealed by layers of liquid metal spheres, it affects the effect of the transmission.
Although Senior White Two became the master of the evil lotus world, he learned from Song Shuhang that there was a back door to the 'evil lotus world'. But when she sent Lady Onion directly with her spatial ability, the coordinates were still slightly off.
She originally wanted to send Lady Onion to Song Shuhang's side, but when Lady Onion appeared, she was five meters high in the air and fell down.
At the door of the rental house, Erha narrowed his eyes and looked at Lady Onion who appeared out of thin air: "Wow."
Lady Onion opened her eyes in a daze... and found herself in the air.
She hurriedly performed a beautiful backflip and landed firmly.
what happened? She was shaking the giant cocoon for that 'Senior White Rabbit' just now, and she fell into a drowsy state. Why did she suddenly appear here
"Where is this place?" Lady Onion turned around and looked at the rental room. Then, at a glance, she saw the words on the house number that only monks or demons could see.
"Hey!" Lady Onion stared at the house number.
Wait a minute, isn't this the broken organization that taught her "The Two Hundred Skills a Fairy Needs to Survive Tenaciously", which led to her being locked up by the Nine Lights Nun for three hundred years!
Why does this broken organization have branches here
Moreover, why should the secret base be so blatantly written and hung with a house number
What a brainless person who does such a thing!
Sure enough—it’s still as if you didn’t see it, turn around and leave.
In addition, Lady Onion also discovered a very gratifying thing.
She is free
She escaped from Song Shuhang's side!
It feels so good to be free. Lady Onion clenched her fists happily.
At this time, the lazy husky looked at Lady Onion and suddenly asked, "Little girl, how many ways are there to surrender if you can't beat a human monk?"
The Husky's voice sounded very crisp, it seemed to be the voice of a woman, and it seemed to be the voice of a boy.
"Five hundred kinds." Lady Onion replied subconsciously. No way, she's too familiar, she can answer this kind of question instinctively without thinking about it.
"Which category does needlework belong to in the secret technique "The Two Hundred Skills Necessary for a Goblin to Survive"?" Husky quickly asked again.
"How did the banshee successfully transform into the male master's mistress, and fight against the male master's Taoist palace, the 'good wife and good mother' branch of the thirteen strokes." Lady Onion replied quickly.
Guoguo, Shi, Zhu, and Ye Si in the sky, who were hiding on the side, couldn't bear to turn their heads when they heard this.
This kind of secret technique, skill, sounds so miserable.
No matter what kind of goblin it is, after learning these two hundred skills, it is almost a waste demon.
Song Shuhang sighed faintly.
- Will he tell you, "The Two Hundred Skills Necessary for a Goblin to Survive Tenaciously", will he be in full assembly
He once took the place of Lady Onion's life and served as a green onion for hundreds of years. In that dream, in addition to letting him learn what patience is, it also taught him the pitiful secret of "The Two Hundred Skills Necessary for a Goblin to Survive Tenaciously".
These two hundred skills are extremely terrifying - and now they are still affecting Song Shuhang's behavior.
For example, Song Shuhang sometimes, when doing things, can't help but think of the contents of "The Two Hundred Skills Necessary for a Goblin to Survive Tenaciously".
Want to forget can not forget.
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Hearing Lady Onion's quick and correct answer, the lazy Husky nodded: "Very good, you answered right. It seems that you are indeed a member of our organization. Which branch are you from?"
"I don't know." Lady Onion shook her head.
- She was thinking just now, should she pretend not to know this organization. I didn't expect to be exposed by this big dog in two sentences.
"You don't know? It's strange. When the organization recruits new people, how can it not give the branch number? Could it be... Are you a new recruit from the headquarters?" Husky's dog eyes released a surprised look.
"I don't know, I was just inexplicably accepted into the organization. In the end, I was inexplicably taught the "Two Hundred Skills Necessary for a Fairy to Survive Tenaciously" by an elder who passed on it for no reason. replied.
"It seems that you may really be a disciple accepted by the headquarters. You came just in time today. Today, our No. 250 branch is going to organize a rare feast of slaughtering people. You have caught up. Come in." Husky There was a smile on his face.
That's right, it's that magical expression with eyes narrowed, mouth open, and tongue sticking out - the smile of a husky fan.
"The feast of slaughtering people? What is sloughing people? Don't you want to eat... eat... people?" Lady Onion was taken aback, and she couldn't even speak.
Hearing the words, the three bear children hiding in the dark became vigilant—cannibalism? If these monsters are man-eating monsters, then they can't let it go! It must be reported to the sect, and a master will be sent to subdue the demon.
Although the three of them are a bit bearish, they are not stupid. It is impossible for the three foolish people to rush into a monster base camp, and doing so can only feed the monsters.
"Eating people? What are you thinking about? What's good for people? Eating people is a feudal superstition in the past... Some silly goblins in the past really thought that as long as they ate enough people, they could become illusions earlier. Humans. Do they really think people are thousand-year-old ginseng or ten-thousand-year-old ganoderma lucidum? If you eat too much, you can advance to the fifth-grade condensing demon pill." Husky met with a look of disdain.
Appeared again! One of the magical expressions - the disdain of the husky.
When Lady Onion heard this, she breathed a sigh of relief: "Then... What are you talking about?"
"The so-called Metamorphosis Banquet is to give some demon clan members with low cultivation bases a chance to experience transformation into human beings. By the way, do you know the Immortal Eater Banquet? It's the cultivator feast of Immortal Fairy Bie Xue.
Every time, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue will need a lot of ingredients before she starts the fairy feast. Our branch No. 250 is one of the largest suppliers of ingredients for Immortal Fairy Bie Xue. As a special reward, every time Immortal Fairy Bie Xue paid us a large amount of spirit stones, she would prepare a large 'slaughtering feast' for us.
The slaughtering feast can allow the low-level monster clan to get an experience of changing into a human. Although it only takes a few hours, it is enough for the low-level peers to do a lot of things.
In addition, the demon companions who have transformed into humanoids can also use the 'transfiguration banquet' to make their humanoids more beautiful and correct some conspicuous features. For example, cat clansmen, after finally cultivating to the fifth-grade realm, often subconsciously keep their ears and tails when they transform into human beings. There are also many inconveniences in daily life. These characteristics can be corrected through the 'slaughtering feast'. "The Husky entered the scholar mode and explained it to Lady Onion.
"So it is." Lady Onion nodded - not to mention that this 'Sleeping Feast' has such a special effect, just the fairy feast produced by 'Bie Xue Fairy' is enough to make a lot of cultivators thirsty.
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Guoguo, Shi and Zhu who were hiding in the dark also breathed a sigh of relief: "So that's how it is."
After a while, Guoguo waved her small fist again: "Evil Dao!"
"Huh?" Shi Luoli asked suspiciously.
"Cat ears are justice. Removing cat ears is evil!" Guoguo said in a low voice, "No, I feel like I'm going to stop them from doing such stupid things."
Candle: "… "
Poetry: "I feel like Zhu and I are going to stop you from doing stupid things."
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High in the sky, Song Shuhang pinched his chin: "Actually, I feel that the cat's ears and tail are still very cute."
"But what about pig ears and tails? Or even crocodile teeth? What about cow hooves?" Ye Si said with a smile: "The demon clan is not just a cat, there are many more types."
Song Shuhang immediately made up his mind about the girl with pig ears and the girl with cow hooves, and they really didn't feel so beautiful.
"That's right." Song Shuhang nodded.
Moreover, the monsters are not all girls. If it is a man with cat ears, the picture will also become weird.
While talking... Lady Onion has been fooled into the inside.
After Lady Onion entered, the husky yawned and lay on the ground lazily.
Maybe she became a demon queen, Erha became less active as she got older? But as the saying goes 'the country is easy to change, the nature is hard to change'. Even if Erha lives for 10,000 years, he is still Erha!
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"It seems that this is not the target we are looking for." Guoguo whispered.
Shi: "Then withdraw, and look elsewhere."
Zhu: "Senior Brother Guoguo, Senior Sister, I'm a little hungry."
Shi: "When Zhu said that, I also feel a little hungry."
Guoguo touched his belly, and he was hungry too.
Candle: "I want to eat the 'Slaughtering Feast'. According to legend, what Immortal Fairy Bie Xue made must be especially delicious."
Guoguo shook her head and said, "But we are neither monsters nor members, so it is impossible for us to enter."
Guoguo had never seen Lady Onion's human form, so she didn't know that the green-haired beauty who just entered was Song Shuhang's Lady Onion.
"Furthermore, this is the base camp of the demon clan. If the three human cultivators get in, the consequences will be unimaginable." Guoguo added.
Poem: "What a pity."
Zhu: "I'm so hungry, Brother Guoguo, let's find a place to eat."
"Let's go, let's go eat something delicious. This time, Senior Brother Shuhang's wallet is in our hands, tens of thousands of dollars, enough for us to use for a few days." Guoguo nodded.
After all, the three bear children were drooling, turned around resolutely, and prepared to leave Branch 250.
"It's a pity, if at this time, a senior I know can come over and take us in to eat the 'Human Banquet'." Zhu fantasized.
Shi Luoli said seriously: "Impossible, we don't know any senior of the demon clan."
When Guoguo heard this, she recalled, Senior Yaozu, he knew a lot of people!
After thinking about it... He clasped his palms together and prayed devoutly: "Senior White, Senior White, the almighty Senior White ~ If you can hear my prayer, send a senior from the demon clan I know to lead the way. Let's go in and eat the 'Slaughter Banquet'!"
Poem: "..."
Zhu: "Senior Brother Guoguo, which Buddha are you praying to? Which Bodhisattva is Senior Bai?"
Guoguo explained: "Senior Bai, I know a very powerful senior. I made several wishes to him, and they all came true."
If possible, he really wanted to teach the two little loli and tell them about the various benefits of praying for Senior White.
Just as Guoguo was talking, suddenly, there was a crashing sound behind him.
And the roar of the car's accelerator.
and the blaring of horns.
"Ahhh~~ the children in front, let's let~~ can't stop the car! No, I'm going to have a car accident again." There was also a woman screaming.
again
When Guoguo and the two little loli turned their heads, they found that in the alley where the three of them were hiding, an off-road vehicle with no sign was found. At first glance, the car is specially made, and it is very powerful! The entire SUV is equipped with anti-collision protection all around.
This is simply a collision-based 'bumper car', and it's a horror version of a 'kill bumper car' that kills people when it hits.
Moreover, the speed of this car is very unscientific.
At this speed, it is difficult for Guoguo and two little loli to escape from the first-rank realm.
At a critical juncture, Guoguo gritted her teeth, stretched out her hand and pushed hard on the two little loli, pushing them out of the track of the off-road vehicle.
Poetry and Candle were brought out of 'Tianya Yunyou Temple' by him, so he had the responsibility to ensure their safety. At this time, let him carry the car accident alone!
After pushing the two little loli away... The off-road vehicle smashed onto Guoguo in the next second.
Ah~ Farewell, everyone~
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