Fairy Six from the East: "..."
Guoguo and poetry in the back: "… "
The petite figure in Song Shuhang's arms is Zhu Luoli. At this time, she squeezed her throat and used a voice that gave people goosebumps to maliciously pretend to be cute.
It's just that she thought that the 'admitting mistakes' that she thought would defeat Shuhang properly seemed to have the opposite effect.
Song Shuhang's only thought now is to lift this little guy up and beat her ass.
Zhu Luoli raised her head curiously and looked at Song Shuhang: "Huh? Why are you not responding at all, Senior Brother Shuhang?"
In her memory, after Fairy Peach made a mistake, she also threw herself into the forest and threw herself into the arms of Master Pineapple Taoist Master.
Then, she will call out a few lines and the like. Master Pineapple was defeated immediately and forgave Fairy Peach.
But when Zhu Luoli quietly raised her head to look at Song Shuhang, she found that Song Shuhang's face was as cold as frost, and the originally kind face had become unfriendly.
"Ah?" Zhu Luoli blinked.
How could this be
Was my tone wrong just now? Isn't coquettish enough
So, Zhu Luoli took a deep breath, thinking about the situation when the peach fairy was acting like a spoiled child, and continued to maliciously pretend to be cute: "It's dead~~ I don't care~~ Others... ah"
Song Shuhang decisively lifted her up, put her on his lap, and put her on his knees.
Relentless big hand waved.
clap clap clap
Zhu Luoli's malicious selling of cuteness was ruthlessly interrupted.
"Ah, Senior Brother Shuhang, I was wrong, I was wrong! It hurts, it hurts!" Zhu Luoli cried out in pain.
"What's wrong?" Song Shuhang asked.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuenously. .
Next time, she will try Uncle Peach Fairy over here to see if Senior Brother Shuhang can block Fairy Peach's coquettish attack.
Song Shuhang gritted his teeth and said, "What else?"
"Also, and... and... I don't know anymore!" Zhu Luoli raised her head, confused.
Besides escaping, did the three of them do anything wrong
Song Shuhang: "..."
Then, he looked up at Guoguo and Shi Luoli in the distance.
The little monk He Shi slowly came to Shuhang with a bitter face.
"Do you two know what's wrong?" Song Shuhang asked with a straight face.
The little monk said obediently, "Senior Brother Shuhang, we were wrong."
When Song Shuhang saw their well-behaved appearances, half of his heart disappeared.
He said solemnly, "Then next time, when I have something to do and leave home, will you continue to escape?"
The little monk's face was tangled.
After half an hour...
The little monk clasped his palms together, gritted his teeth, and said, "Monks don't lie! If Senior Brother Shuhang, if you are unconscious again next time, I might… escape again!"
The wish of subjugating demons and eradicating demons has not been fulfilled, and the little monk is unwilling to meet a single ghost.
"..." Song Shuhang was angry: "The bear child will die!"
He stretched out two slender hands on his back, grabbed the little monk and placed it on the other knee.
The ruthless big hand waved again.
clap clap clap clap
"Ah, it hurts, Brother Shuhang, I was wrong, I was wrong." The little monk screamed again and again - this pair of slender hands is Ye Si's arm, and the force of the swing is stronger than Song Shuhang's own arm. .
The little monk felt that his butt must be swollen.
"Then next time, do you still dare to run away from home?" Song Shuhang said with a stern face.
The little monk burst into tears, and after thinking for a moment, he gritted his teeth and said, "Go out... monks... don't lie. Brother, I still want to escape."
Fairy Dongfang Six on the side: "..." The little monk was so stupid that he cried.
"Idiot, give me death!" The slender jade hand waved mercilessly again.
Clap clap clap.
The little monk's ass is really going to bloom this time... because he feels that his ass is numb.
On the left knee, Zhu Luoli looked at the little monk with a moved face—Senior Brother Guoguo is doing well, the mighty force cannot be yielded! Even in the face of Senior Brother Song's violence, he still did not give in. Truly her role model!
"Senior Brother Guoguo is doing well! We will not succumb to violence!" So Luoli Zhu couldn't help cheering for Xiao Guoguo.
Song Shuhang: "..."
The poem on the side felt that his junior sister was crying stupidly: "Zhu you stupid!"
"You idiot, you will die for me too!" Song Shuhang was furious, waved his body's arm, and greeted Zhu Luoli's butt!
clap clap clap!
"Ah, I was wrong, Senior Brother Shuhang, I was wrong. I didn't mean that, I meant... I wanted to persuade Senior Brother Guoguo. Ahh~~ Senior Brother Shuhang, my butt is about to become two halves." Zhu Loli also followed in the footsteps of the little monk.
Fairy Dongfang Liu next to her rubbed her face—she felt that little friend Shuhang was really working hard.
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…
In the end, the little monk and Zhu Luoli succumbed to their might.
No way, although the two little guys feel that their will is firm, their flesh is weak. Brother Song spanked his butt mercilessly, and if he hit him again, he would actually be kicked out.
In the end, under the awe-inspiring force, the little monk and Zhu signed with Song Shuhang. The two swear that when they stay at Song Shuhang's house for the time being, they will never run away from home again, and they will be obedient.
After putting down the two bear children, Song Shuhang raised his head and looked at Shi.
"Senior Brother Shuhang, can we stop spanking, is it okay to spank the palm of your hand?" Shi Luoli said with tears streaming down her face—she felt that she was already a girl, and it was too embarrassing to be spanked in front of so many people.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Are you saying I like spanking
"Do you know what's wrong?" Song Shuhang made a stern face, and took out a ruler from the one-inch shrink bag.
—This thing was originally given to Song Shuhang and others by Senior Seven Lives Talisman when he was teaching the aborigines on the island for Senior Seven Lives Talisman.
The main function is to teach the natives who do not study seriously.
The method of use is to beat the palms hard, or to hang the indigenous people on the big tree at the entrance of the tribal village and beat them.
Treat the bear children fairly - since both Guoguo and Zhu have been punished, Shi will not be an exception. Since she proposed to beat the palm, let's beat the palm.
"Got it, I know I'm wrong." Shi Luoli nodded seriously, she timidly stretched out her palm and turned her face away—just like a child who was about to be vaccinated.
Song Shuhang mercilessly gave twenty consecutive hits to each of his palms.
After Shi Luoli also swore that she would never run away from home again and would be obedient, he let go of the three bear children.
so tired.
Song Shuhang felt that when facing these three little guys, his mental age was about to become a father-level figure in a short period of time.
When will Senior Brother Sanri come back
…
…
After dealing with the three bear children, Song Shuhang turned his head to look for Lady Onion's figure on the wine table of the 'Slaughtering Banquet'.
But after he looked around, he didn't see Lady Onion.
Did you run away after hearing his voice
That's right... Lady Onion always wanted to be free. After finally leaving him this time, he will definitely not give up his freedom easily.
It was okay to let her go free.
However, the Taoist Enlightenment Stone, which is very important to Song Shuhang, is still on Lady Cong. Song Shuhang can't let her go without taking back the Taoist Enlightenment Stone.
"Senior Dongfang Six... Does this 250 branch have a back door or window?" Song Shuhang asked.
"No." Fairy Dongfang Six shook her head: "However, there is another space under the branch. But... I can't take you in."
Song Shuhang is not a member.
"Then can I trouble Fairy Dongfang Six to help me bring Lady Onion out?" Song Shuhang asked.
"No." Fairy Dongfang Six smiled and said, "That Lady Onion is a member of our organization, so unless she is willing to come out, I can't force her out and hand it over to you. For the matter between you and her, I can at most two Not helping."
One is the junior of her organization, and the other is the junior of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'. Fairy Dongfang Six can only be fair.
Song Shuhang felt that his heart was blocked.
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Division 250, in the Underground Pyramid.
Lady Onion and Banshee were sitting in the living room, watching TV.
The news is still the same.
As mentioned earlier, state leaders are very busy, either going abroad or going to the countryside. The middle point is that the people of the whole country are very happy, and they will either become rich or have a good harvest. In the end, other countries are miserable, either an explosion or a rebellion.
Routines are routines.
Lady Onion felt boring, and then changed the station.
This station is talking about a food show.
"First of all, chop the green onion, remember to chop it into fine pieces, the more chopped the better." The fat chef on the TV, the knife in his hand was flying.
Click, click, chop, chop, and soon, a few green onions were cut into slag.
Lady Onion looked at the onion sprouts on TV, tears flowed involuntarily, I felt the same way!
Too cruel.
So, Lady Onion silently changed the channel.
The banshee on the side wanted to laugh, but in order to take care of Lady Onion, she held it back.
In order to keep herself from laughing, she had to change the subject: "Ms. Onion, what's your relationship with the human boy named Shuhang?"
"Relationship? How can I say it?" Lady Onion recalled her first meeting with Song Shuhang.
- At that time, she was still a young green onion that had just been released from prison.
When Song Shuhang, who was only in the first-rank realm, actually had a treasure like the 'Dao Enlightenment Stone', he wanted to rob this human cultivator. She wants to get this stone, make her realm advance by leaps and bounds, and one day she will make great achievements and seek revenge for Jiudeng!
As a result, the robbery failed, and she even paid for it herself.
"It should be because I lost my hand and got caught..." Lady Onion paused when she was halfway through.
She sensed an evil aura.
very familiar. (To be continued.) Mobile users, please browse and read for a better reading experience.