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Chapter 892: Drunk yue layman's breaking exercises will be finished sooner or later

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Maybe Song Shuhang's disguise was good enough. He found the registration point and completed the registration. During the period, he did not show any clues... No one yelled at him 'Senior Gao Sheng must die' or something.

When signing up, the staff looked curiously at Song Shuhang, who was dressed in sunglasses and a mask. However, he is not a policeman, he is only responsible for collecting money and confirming whether the money received is real money.

Song Shuhang paid the tuition fee smoothly, signed his name behind his name, and then left the registration point.

"The registration is complete. Next, I will go back and wait for Senior Most Yue to pass on the Feijian to me. Then, wait for Ye Si to come back." Song Shuhang said in his heart.

Wait for Senior White to come over and take them to the Forbidden City to watch the battle between Immortal Master Copper Trigram and Northern River Loose People.

On September 1, 2019, little friend Song Shuhang's schedule was still very busy.

When Song Shuhang was about to return to his residence, his cell phone rang and it was an unfamiliar number.

Song Shuhang answered the phone: "Hello, hello."

"Hey, hello, is this fellow Daoist Ba Dao Song Sanlang?" A hoarse voice sounded.

Song Shuhang: "..." What the hell is Song Sanlang! Believe it or not, I will hang up the phone immediately and put you on the blacklist!

Seeing that Song Shuhang didn't answer for a long time, the hoarse voice said again: "Huh? Did I make the wrong call? Wait a minute, oh, I made a mistake. I'm sorry, is this fellow Daoist Song Yi?"

"It's me." Song Shuhang replied.

"Hahaha, I just came here with my daughter-in-law, and I'm a little confused. I'm sorry, Third Daoist friend Song." The hoarse voice laughed.

The corner of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched, his fingers were about to move, and he couldn't help but want to hang up.

When talking to a stranger on the phone, and talking about the incident with the daughter-in-law just now, is this a habit of dogs? And... what the hell is Song San

On the opposite side, the hoarse voice continued: "That's right, fellow Daoist Tyrant. I'm the cousin of the Snow Wolf Cave Lord, the Moon Wolf Island Lord. I recently committed something in the United States, so I had to sneak back. Temporarily. I'm helping my cousin, the owner of the Snow Wolf Cave, to run errands and do some business."

"Oh, so it's you." Song Shuhang realized that in the morning, the Snow Wolf Cave Master had mentioned his cousin in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'.

The Snow Wolf Cave Lord is still helping the senior Yunquezi of the Xuannv Sect to freeze his body, so the business is now taken over by one of his cousins.

It seems that Venerable White has also entrusted some business to the Snow Wolf Cave Master. It should be a certificate or something, right

Now Senior White's business is being taken over by the Moon Wolf Island Master.

"Hey, you know me?" The Moon Wolf Island Master asked curiously.

Song Shuhang: "Well, the Snow Wolf Cave Master mentioned you."

"Hahaha, cousin, he didn't speak ill of me, right? For example, he didn't say anything about what I did before, right?" The Moon Wolf Island Master said anxiously.

"Oh, is that what you committed in the United States?" Song Shuhang asked.

"How do you know! Damn it, the big mouth of my cousin has really shaken my scandal out." The Moon Wolf Island Master said angrily.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Shake your sister, didn't you tell me about the things you committed in the United States on the phone just now

"Cousin's big mouth, didn't he specifically say what I committed?" Moon Wolf Island Master said again.

"No." Song Shuhang's mouth twitched, and he asked casually, "What did you do in America?"

"Actually, there is nothing wrong. It is a normal thing for me, but I didn't expect it to be illegal there." The Moon Wolf Island Lord said, "This matter is particularly embarrassing to me. I tell you, you must not tell others. man."

"Yeah." Song Shuhang replied unexpectedly, the hoarse voice was a little cute.

Then, the Moon Wolf Island Master began to abuse the dog again.

"It happened half a month ago... That day, my daughter-in-law and I worked hard to give birth to cubs in the early morning as usual. My daughter-in-law and I are both rank five monsters, and we normally maintain a humanoid state. Well, in the United States, keep It is not against the law to breed offspring while in a humanoid state. But that day, something happened.” The Moon Wolf Island Lord said, “When my wife and I were working hard to give birth to a little wolf cub, my daughter-in-law suddenly appeared because she was too excited. The original form. Coincidentally, this picture was seen by the neighbors passing by."

Song Shuhang: "..."

The Moon Wolf Island owner continued: "Then I was charged by the police for cruelty to animals... Fortunately, I was resourceful and used the wolf hair as a substitute to escape the disaster, and then I returned to Huaxia with my daughter-in-law."

Song Shuhang: "..."

Forgive him, at this moment, he really doesn't know what to say at all.

What to rant about

Are you complaining about the little wolf cubs of the Moon Wolf Island owner and his wife? Or complain about foreign laws or something

There is nothing to complain about in both aspects, there is nothing wrong with it.

"By the way, Fellow Daoist Moon Wolf, do you have anything to do with me?" Song Shuhang asked, originally, he wanted to call him 'Senior Moon Wolf'. But this time, the word 'senior' couldn't be called out.

"Oh, it's like this. I want to ask you to send me the coordinates. I have something to do to go to Jiangnan University Town. I just checked it online, but I found that there are three 'Jiangnan University Town' in Huaxia alone. , it's really a headache." Moon Wolf Island Master said.

When Song Shuhang heard this, his heart moved: "Senior Moon Wolf, do you have anything to do when you come to Jiangnan University City? Do you want to get any documents for Senior White?"

"It's not for Senior White, but for True Monarch White Crane." Moon Wolf Island Lord smiled and said, "This is not a confidential matter, so I can tell you."

True Monarch White Crane? What did Zhenjun Baihe come to Jiangnan University Town for? Could it be that it knew that Venerable White was temporarily living here, so he had traveled thousands of miles and had to temporarily live near Jiangnan University City? With Zhenjun Baihe's character, this kind of thing can really be done.

"I understand, Fellow Daoist Moon Wolf, do you know my chat account? Add me as a friend and I will send you the ticket." Song Shuhang said.

"Thank you, Daoist Daoyou. You are really a good Daoist friend who is willing to help others. As expected, it is too right to ask you for help." The Moon Wolf Island Master said happily in a hoarse voice.

So... Add friends, share location.

Song Shuhang found that he seemed to be doing this kind of thing all the time today.

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When Song Shuhang returned to his residence, Ye Si had not returned.

until noon.

Guoguo and Zhu woke up in a daze. The two little guys were just playing with things. According to 'Poetry', the two little guys played games all night every day during the few days when Song Shuhang was in a coma. What's more, the game skills of the two little guys are not as strong as that of Jingcrodow, and they are really teammates. Really hard work their teammates.

"Senior Brother Shuhang, you're finally awake." The little monk rubbed his eyes and said, "I'm so hungry, what shall we eat for lunch?"

"What shall we eat for lunch?" Zhu Luoli also agreed.

Song Shuhang looked at 'Poetry' who was watching a movie next to her, the girl who was temporarily in charge of the family's food... Now she was addicted to the movie and couldn't extricate herself.

Looking at her appearance, she couldn't get up to cook.

"Forget it, let's go out to eat." Song Shuhang sighed.

After lunch, Shuhang lay on the balcony to rest, enjoying the rare comfort.

The little monk Guoguo sat beside him, chanting sutras every day.

At this moment, Shuhang's phone rang again.

Song Shuhang opened it and saw that the mark of the most Yue lay senior was written on it.

"Oh, senior most Yue called, the magic weapon has arrived." Song Shuhang laughed and answered the phone.

This time, be sure to announce the senior's Dao name loudly.

It is said that this way, the most senior will be very happy.

"Senior Most Yue, is Feijian coming?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Hahaha, little friend Shuhang, you guessed right, the flying sword has reached your vicinity. The error is at most 100 meters, you can try to use group voice transmission to enter the secret in the air and call my name loudly. Feijian will fall by your side in time. Then, goodbye." Senior Zuiu said happily.

Apart from Beisan people, Song Shuhang's little friend is the second group friend who can quickly call out his name.

Although little friend Song Shuhang may be relying on the function of remarks on mobile phone information, even if it is the function of remarks, he is very happy.

Having said that, the remark function is such a great function, why don't the Taoists in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' know how to use it

Note that his Dao name 'Drunk Moon' will kill people

It doesn't hurt to have a note! asshole.

It is rare to have such a convenient function, let me use it well.

After hanging up the phone, Song Shuhang stood up from the balcony and looked up into the air.

Guoguo, who was sitting on the side meditating and reciting sutras, raised her head: "What happened? Senior Brother Shuhang?"

"A flying sword has arrived, and it's within a 100-meter radius. Oh, I see it!" Song Shuhang quickly saw the flying sword in the sky.

Next, he only needs to move towards Feijian and call out the name of the most Yue layman, and he will be able to receive Feijian.

Although he can't remember the words of the layman's Dao name. But no problem, as long as the pronunciation is similar, the effect is definitely the same.

When on the phone, even the most seniors couldn't tell the difference. With just a flying sword, how can you recognize the sound? Also, although the words are different, the pronunciation is exactly the same! Chinese characters are extensive and profound.

Therefore, Song Shuhang used the group voice transmission to call the Taoist name of 'Most Yue Lay'.

"The most Yue layman!"

The flying sword in the sky did not respond.

Strange, isn't it

"The most dated layman?" Song Shuhang continued to call.

The flying sword in the sky still did not respond.

Damn, even the most advanced speech recognition system can't recognize words with the exact same pronunciation, right

"Junior Drunkard!" Song Shuhang continued to try.

The flying sword in the air still does not hang him.

After that, Shuhang tried dozens of pronunciations of 'zui' and 'u', but none of them were useful.

Did I remember wrong

Song Shuhang began to doubt himself.

That's not right, when I pressed the name in the 'Notes' and recited 'Most Yue-senpai', the senpai on the opposite side of 'When is there in the bright moon' answered happily.

His pronunciation is absolutely correct.

Could it be that the most advanced speech recognition array is placed on the Feijian by the most advanced predecessors, and it is necessary to read the real 'dao name'

It's not a mind-reading technique, so how can such a nonsense voice recognition function come from

"By the way, Senior Song Shuhang. Isn't that senior called 'Drunken Sun Lay'?" the little monk said.

"It can't be the Zui Jushi, the pronunciation of 'zui' and 'u' can't be wrong." Song Shuhang said.

When he said this, he still used the method of 'sound transmission into secret'.

When the pronunciation of 'drunk day layman' came out of his mouth...

In the sky, the flying sword seemed to have found an organization, like a swallow in the forest, flying towards Song Shuhang and falling towards him.

Song Shuhang: "..."

What he just said was 'Drunken Sun Layman', right? It's drunk day, not 'zui', 'u'!

Could it be... is the most Yue layman himself made a mistake? No, the layman should not have mistaken his Dao name, right

While thinking about it, Senior Zuiyue called again.

Song Shuhang answered the phone and said, "Senior Yue?"

"It's me, haha, little friend Shuhang, it's great that you can still call my Taoist number." Zuiu said happily: "In addition, I want to tell you one thing, this flying sword is the last time." When Beihe Sanren passed the book to me Feijian, he stayed with me. I heard that you are going to watch the showdown between Beihe Sanren and Immortal Master Tonggua. When that time comes, please hand over Feijian to Beihe Sanren."

"No problem, the most senior." Song Shuhang said.

"That's it, goodbye." Zui u hung up the phone contentedly.

Song Shuhang put away the phone with a subtle expression.

He can now be sure that the surname of the most Yue layman is definitely 'zui', 'u', not drunken day.

But the 'voice password' left on Feijian was indeed the word drunken day.

So in summary.

Drunk more layman pills.

If he continued to practice his broken exercises, not only would others not be able to remember his Dao name, but even he himself would have forgotten his own Dao name.

It is said that the broken exercises of the drunken layman, after practicing until the eighth-rank person, others can remember his Dao name.

But if before the eighth-grade Xuansheng, Zuiyue layman even forgot his own name... Maybe one day in the future, the layman's Dao name will be fixed as 'Zuiri layman', "drunk shrimp layman" or even more strange the road number.

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On the other side, the Forbidden City location.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram disguised as an ordinary pedestrian and wandered around.

"That guy from Beihe, hasn't shown up yet? Really calm down." Immortal Master Copper Trigram said softly.

While speaking, he lightly pressed the three magic weapons on his body.

This is a three-piece magic weapon suit, the main function is to completely suppress the realm of his body. Make him look exactly the same as an ordinary fifth-grade peak spirit emperor.

Yes, the Immortal Master of Copper Trigrams in the realm of suppression was originally a sixth-grade true monarch.

Waiting hard for today!

He wanted to seize the opportunity when he was dueling with Beihe Loose Cultivators. It would be best if the Northern River Loose Cultivator felt that he was going to win, and then he would explode his rank 6 strength.

As long as he thought of the expression on Beihe Loose Man's face, Immortal Master Tonggua felt a chill in his heart. (To be continued.)

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