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Chapter 910: click? Why click, I don't agree!

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Why is it women's clothing

Song Shuhang had a bad premonition in his mind.

At this time, Director Jacob nodded in satisfaction. He pointed at Song Shuhang and said, "Take these clothes for Mr. Song to try on, and choose the most beautiful clothes. Be careful, choose one. Clothes for running."

So, these makeup artists pulled Song Shuhang and ran to another dressing room.

"Put me on? These women's clothes?" Song Shuhang's eyes widened, and then he struggled desperately: "No, I don't want to wear women's clothes, let me go!"

But... I don't know if it was because of a dream, but with his third-grade strength, he couldn't resist these makeup artists.

- This kind of thing is also common in dreams. Every time people have nightmares, especially when they dream that they are being chased and killed, they always run and run, they feel powerless, and then they are caught by the enemy.

In this way, Song Shuhang in the dream was forcibly dragged into the dressing room, pressed on the chair, and started the process of putting on makeup and dressing up.

Apply foundation, apply eyelashes, thrush eyebrows…

Song Shuhang looked at the mirror that gradually changed from himself, and an inexplicable sigh filled his heart - makeup is really a magical thing.

He thought of Senior Copper Trigram again.

I don't know how Senior Tong Gua feels when he sees his face turning into a completely different face every time he is in a disguise.

Having said that, when I was dreaming, why did I dream that I was wearing women's clothes

Day thinking, night dreaming.

Could it be that I actually thought about wearing women's clothes in my heart, so I dreamed of such a plot? Terrible, terrifying.

Suddenly Song Shuhang shook his head violently.

No, I don't think about wearing women's clothes.

And the dream scene that I experienced just now - first encountering Venerable Spirit Butterfly, then encountering Director Jacob, and then the makeup artist who brought women's clothes.

This plot is too familiar. Venerable Lingdie once mentioned to him that he was going to make a new movie, and he wanted to create a 'feminine' role for him.

That's it!

I would dream of such a hot-eyed plot, it turned out to be the cauldron of Venerable Spirit Butterfly.

No, even in my dreams, I don't want to be Song Shuhang in women's clothes.

I have to get out of this powder room.

Thinking of this, Song Shuhang began to struggle again.

But... in the dream, he was suddenly weak, his body seemed to be hollowed out, and he sat softly on the chair.

Makeup artists smile and dress up his face.

Terrible, this is no longer a beautiful dream, but a proper nightmare.

Wake up, wake up quickly.

Song Shuhang felt that his body was weak and weak, and his eyelids were getting heavier.

Ye Si, Ye Si, wake me up! Song Shuhang cried in the bottom of his heart.

However, Ye Si did not respond to him.

Could it be that because of the reason in the dream, the spiritual connection between Ye Si and him also lost its effect

"There is no other way, the only way is to adjust the breathing!" Song Shuhang began to speed up his breathing rate. This was the way he figured out every time he had nightmares.

As long as he breathes faster and breathes quickly... Then, he will come out of the dream naturally.

This method is very effective for Song Shuhang personally.

Under Song Shuhang's control, his breathing became faster and faster.

Take a deep breath, take a deep breath!

finally…

Song Shuhang's eyes lit up, and he left the dressing room.

Are you awake

Great, finally woke up from the nightmare of women's clothing.

Song Shuhang opened his eyes and looked around.

No... The dream doesn't seem to be over yet.

Although he left the 'dressing room', he appeared at a volcanic crater, looking around, there was hot magma below.

The picture is so real that Song Shuhang began to doubt that he was really dreaming

While thinking about it, Song Shuhang suddenly realized that he didn't feel the heat, instead he felt an icy coolness all over his body - sure enough, was it because of the dream

"What a bad dream." Song Shuhang said softly, his rapid breathing method could not wake him up from the dream, he just changed the dream scene.

Next, what are you going to dream about

Just as Song Shuhang was thinking about it, suddenly, his body moved involuntarily! The body is not under its own control, and it runs at the crater.

"I have a very bad premonition." Song Shuhang felt one thing, when he was running wildly, there was a cool swish feeling between his legs.

While running wildly, he lowered his head slightly... Then, he found himself wearing a women's dress, running wildly all the way.

My heart is so tired, why is it still the story of women's clothing

Since the plot scenes in the dream have been changed, can't we stop talking about 'women's clothing'

Just as Song Shuhang was complaining, a 'system prompt' appeared in the upper left corner of his eyes.

The black text on the golden edge is old and conspicuous.

Lines: "Zilang, Zilang~~Where are you! Answer me!". ps: Please use the feeling of 'worry' to read this line.

Song Shuhang: "..."

What the hell is this

Has the plot of the dreamland turned into an online game again

Moreover, the name Zilang is poisonous

Hearing this name reminded him of Senior Three Waves of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'.

With the feeling of 'worry', I call the name 'Zilang' affectionately, please forgive him for his inability.

Therefore, Song Shuhang decisively rejected the request of the system prompt and ignored the system prompt.

At this moment... The text of the system prompt changed.

The countdown starts, please use the feeling of 'worry and anxiety' to read 'Zilang, Zilang~~ where are you! Answer me now! ' This line, otherwise there will be mandatory punishment.

After the system prompt changed, a stopwatch interface appeared in the upper right corner of Song Shuhang's eyes, and the countdown started quickly from 2o.

2o, 19, 18… 15, 14… 11…

The countdown numbers fell quickly.

punish? Who is afraid of whom

Just as Song Shuhang was thinking so, suddenly, his body was heading straight towards the crater, and the hot magma rushed towards it.

It's very fast, and it doesn't even have a brake.

Song Shuhang estimated that after 10 seconds, his body would just perform a 'Leap of Faith', leaping towards the hot volcanic lava.

Not only that, the refreshing cold feeling on his body suddenly disappeared, replaced by an extremely hot feeling!

It is only close to the magma that has already been scalded like this. If it falls into the magma, how sour will it be

Is this the punishment

What kind of weird dream is this dream? From acting to online games, but also with mandatory tasks.

Seeing that the countdown on the right has fallen to 9 seconds.

After Song Shuhang thought about it, he decided to try reading the lines.

- It's not that he is afraid of punishment, after all, it is in a dream, even if he falls into the lava, it is no big deal.

He suddenly wanted to try it. If he finished reading the lines, what would happen to this dream

Anyway, you won't die if you read it. Moreover, Zilang is not a senior of Sanlang, as long as he knows clearly in his heart, there will be no problem.

At the same time, Song Shuhang felt more and more that this dream was strange.

"Zilang, Zilang, where are you? Answer me quickly!" Song Shuhang read according to the lines.

When he just finished his lines, suddenly his eyes brightened.

Then... He saw a figure struggling in the volcanic lava.

After Song Shuhang's cry, the figure raised its head.

This face looks familiar.

Lying, he is the senior of the Three Waves of Mad Saber.

Whatever he is afraid of, he will come. Zilang has really become a senior of Sanlang. What a broken dream!

"Save me, my friend, help me up." Senior Mad Saber Three Waves shouted loudly.

Song Shuhang subconsciously said, "Come up yourself!"

"I can't go up by myself, I need your help, please help me!" Mad Saber Three Waves cried anxiously.

Song Shuhang: "..."

You are a master of the fifth-grade spirit emperor, flying out of the volcanic magma with a 'swish'? What do you want me to help with

While thinking, suddenly a new system prompt appeared in front of him.

Please search near the crater, there is an organ nearby, which hides the secret of escape, which can save 'Zilang' from the volcano. Note: After 60 seconds, the volcano will usher in an explosion, please hurry up.

In the corner of Song Shuhang's right eye, the stopwatch appeared again.

Song Shuhang: "..."

At the same time, his body regained its freedom.

Song Shuhang sighed and began to search around the crater.

The crater is so big, how can he find the mechanism? And what is the mechanism like, don't you give some hints

Time passed by minute by minute.

Seeing that more than half of the sixty seconds had passed, in the volcanic magma, the three waves of Mad Saber, who were constantly rolling over, seemed to be in a hurry.

Senior Mad Saber Three Waves shouted: "My friend, look in the direction of six o'clock, there is a step there, you climb to the third step, open a box, there is a piece of equipment in it, you throw it down and give it to me , I can get out of this volcano! Time is running out, hurry up!"

There is a hint, Song Shuhang secretly thought.

Then he got up and walked in the direction of six o'clock.

But he only took two steps when suddenly... a 'click' sound was faintly heard in his ears.

Then, a mist appeared in front of Song Shuhang's eyes again, wrapping him.

Vaguely, he heard the roar of Senior Mad Saber Sanlang: "Why 'ka'? Why, give me a 'ka' reason! I just couldn't help but remind me aloud, no foul. My mother-in-law, I will burn you to death, and I will not survive!"

And at this time... The fog enveloped Song Shuhang, making him experience the feeling of flying through the clouds and driving the fog again.

When the fog dissipated, Song Shuhang found himself back above the sea again.

It was still the same piece of sea, it was still the same piece of sky, and what Shuhang was walking on was still the 'Meteor Sword'.

Song Shuhang stepped on the Meteor Sword again, flying with the sword.

This is a broken dream, take it! (To be continued.)