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Chapter 994: After drying this bowl of Ganges water, I will be an Indian in the next life

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Is it a catastrophe? Is his modern fully automatic catastrophe finally coming

The first thought that popped up in Song Shuhang's mind was this—the thing that has been on his mind the most recently is his own modern catastrophe that may come at any time. So when I saw something like a cannon barrel, the first thought came to my mind.

But he immediately reacted, this gun barrel can't be a calamity, which three-jin fourth-grade calamity is drilled out of the space channel? If the Heavenly Tribulation of the Three Jins Four was so hanging, the cultivator would have died long ago.

Besides, his strength is still some distance away from the calamity.

So... who came with the cannon

At this time, the thick cannon barrel was completely drilled out of the space channel, and then the cannon landed lightly without making a sound.

Then, Senior White, wearing blue pajamas, yawned and squeezed out of the space passage.

"Yo, good morning, Song Shuhang." Senior White said.

"It's already early morning, Senior White." Song Shuhang stared at the 'Senior White' in front of him, silently adding 'to' in his heart.

Venerable White was still making animal food with Ye Si in the courtyard. The person in front of him who came through the space is naturally Senior White To, or, it may be Senior White To use some kind of magic effect to manifest his clone.

"Huh? It's been so long?" Senior White laughed embarrassedly, and then he pointed to the cannon beside him: "No, I've brought the things I promised to give you before. The brand new 'Shenwu' Showing prestige across the world... Then what... See God Killing God, Son and Mother Cannon'. This is the mother cannon, and the child cannon will bring it to you next time. Anyway, with your current strength, you can't fire the two cannons at the same time. Um... However, even if there is only a mother cannon, its power is also very good, and there is absolutely no problem in killing one's enmity with one cannon."

"Give it to me?" Song Shuhang looked at the big guy beside him.

Song Shuhang had personally seen the power of this God-destroying Cannon, and it was worthy of its reputation as a 'God-destroying Cannon'.

Of course, the effect that can be wielded in his hands will definitely not be able to defy the sky like Senior White's hands, and the consumption must be huge. But as long as Song Shuhang can activate the God-destroying Cannon now, this thing will suddenly become the most powerful weapon in his hands.

"Well, I'll give it to you if I say it. I have collected several sets of the same style of God-destroying Cannon." Senior White sat down by Song Shuhang's bed and saw a small bag of food-like things at the head of Song Shuhang's bed. Open it: "What is this, it's quite fragrant, can I eat it?"

Before Song Shuhang could answer, he took out a piece and stuffed it into his mouth: "Well, it's quite delicious. What is this thing called? How can it be sold?"

Song Shuhang looked at the bag of food in Senior White's hands, and the corners of his eyes twitched.

That thing seems to be the 'one-grade general animal food' that Venerable Bai and Ye Si made together, but it was the first failed version, and it was only tasted by fighting beast kangaroos. After eating, the fighting animal kangaroo began to grow wildly.

"Senior White..." Song Shuhang opened his mouth and was about to tell the other party the fact that this thing was animal food, but he saw that Senior White's food was very delicious, and he suddenly didn't know how to say it. .

It always feels embarrassing to tell the truth now.

Involuntarily, Song Shuhang thought of a story in his mind.

It is said that a long time ago, the British Queen 'Victoria' received the envoys from India and hosted a banquet in the palace to entertain the envoys.

Everyone ate very happily.

After the dishes were finished, a waiter brought a glass of water and put it in front of everyone.

It is said that according to the British royal etiquette, this glass of water is not actually used for drinking, but for everyone to wash their hands after meals.

However, the Indian envoy did not know about this. He drank all the water in the cup in one breath, and even said that the water was sweet and delicious. Indians are particularly generous in drinking water - as the saying goes, 'drink this bowl of Ganges water, and be an Indian in the next life'.

The behavior of the Indian envoy stunned the British nobles and ministers. They wanted to tell the envoy that this thing was for washing hands, not for drinking. But he felt that it was very inappropriate to tell the envoy. So the whole table was silent for a while.

Song Shuhang felt this way now.

If you tell Senior White that this is animal food, it will feel very inappropriate.

So Song Shuhang gritted his teeth and said, "Cough, this thing is homemade, it's not sold anywhere else."

"Homemade? That's a pity, I'm still going to buy some." Senior White said regretfully.

"Haha, if you like Senior White, I will give you this bag of... snacks." Song Shuhang squeezed out a smile.

This bag of animal food was Venerable White's failed work and was useless.

If Senior White likes it, it's okay to give it to him. Anyway, with the strength of the white predecessors, this level of mutant animal food will not cause him any harm.

"Okay, then I'm welcome." Senior White put away the bag of animal food.

But when he received half of it, he felt a little embarrassed.

"Well, I always feel that it's inappropriate to take all of it. After all, this is your snack. So, half and half, I'll just take half." Senior White said, pouring out half of the animal food and returning it to Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang silently took over the half of the animal food—not to mention, this stuff is quite fragrant. At that time, when Senior Bai and Ye Si were making animal food in the kitchen, Song Shuhang smelled the fragrance and salivated.

"By the way, what happened to the stone giant later? I ran out of energy and had to disappear first. I feel very embarrassed. Fortunately, you don't seem to be injured, and I am relieved." Senior White said.

"Later... I figured out a way to bring disaster to the east and let the giant stone blow up the nest of the 'Jiuyou Master' metal ball, and then the giant stone was captured by the metal ball." Song Shuhang replied.

"Huh?" Senior Bai was stunned for a while, then he laughed: "You did a good job, little friend Shuhang."

Song Shuhang smiled - in fact, at that time, he almost finished playing, but thanks to the power of the core world, he was rescued in time.

"By the way, Shuhang, don't you eat it yourself?" Senior White suddenly looked at Song Shuhang curiously.

"Haha, um, my stomach is a little full." Song Shuhang said, reaching out and picking up a piece of animal food.

This animal food looks similar to beef jerky and has a fragrant aroma.

Song Shuhang thought of the follow-up to Queen Victoria's story.

When the ministers didn't know what to do, they saw that Queen Victoria decisively took up the glass of handwashing water in front of her and drank it - so she was the queen, and the ministers below were only human ministers. Without this decisiveness, how can you be a king

When the other nobles and ministers saw this scene, they immediately understood the Queen's intentions. So they raised their glasses one after another and drank the hand-washing water in front of them.

The envoy from India learned about this after the fact and was deeply impressed by the wisdom of the queen. In this way, the Queen silently safeguarded the dignity of the envoy and established a deep friendship between the British and the Indian people.

The queen has already drank the bowl of hand-washing water, so... Does he have to eat this dog food to forge a friendship with Senior White

After thinking about it... Song Shuhang felt that it was okay.

Animal food should not be eaten indiscriminately. Especially the failed products made by Venerable White and Ye Si may have side effects.

Although Senior White has eaten so much, it doesn't seem to have any side effects. But Song Shuhang's strength can't be compared with Senior White's.

The white predecessors are fine to eat, it does not mean that he is fine to eat.

Song Shuhang didn't want to become a giant.

Not long ago, after taking an overdose of the 'Dragon Demon Potion', his body became the size of the Hulk, not to mention how awkward it was to act.

Thinking of this, Song Shuhang silently put away the animal food.

In other words... Senior White came through space and appeared directly in his room, with a lot of movement. But Ye Si and Venerable Bai downstairs didn't seem to notice the abnormality in his room

Is it the reason why Senior White is too strong? Isolate Venerable White and Ye Si's induction

"By the way, how did you explore that 'forbidden land' later?" Senior White asked.

"Later, under a mistake, I accidentally resurrected the owner of the forbidden land, the 'Great Northern Emperor' of the ancient heaven. In this way, the trip to the forbidden land came to an end." Song Shuhang replied: "However, the northern The emperor has promised to open a furnace for me to make alchemy, and gave me a set of 'auxiliary exercises'. With these two things, Yinzhu's cold symptoms can be treated."

"Well, it's better if the goal is achieved. Unfortunately, I didn't have a good time last time." Senior White said regretfully: "By the way, is there anything fun to do today?"

After thinking about it, Song Shuhang said: "I only got up at noon today, it's a fun thing... Later, under the leadership of the Confucian Henghuo Zhenjun, I received several caves that the Confucian sent me. Many of them are 'ancient times' Fragments of Heaven'."

- Originally, he wanted to take the time to go to these few blessed places to see if he could bring these ten 'Ancient Heavenly Court Fragments' into the core world. Now, if Senior White is willing to help, it will be much easier to bring the 'Ancient Heavenly Court Fragment' into the core world.

With Senior White's character, he wouldn't covet these small fragments in his hands. Even if Senior White took a fancy to these Heavenly Court fragments, he would exchange them for something of the same value.

"A fragment of the ancient heaven? Confucianism is really generous." Senior White said with a smile.

"Actually, when I came to the fragments of the ancient heaven, I had an idea at the time - I wonder if I can get these 'ancient heaven fragments' into my core world? Just like when we got the 'Winter Palace', Move them to the core world and expand the core world? But I haven't had time to try it in the morning." Song Shuhang said: "And... the fragments of those ancient heavenly courts are huge, each piece is tens of thousands of square meters. If they shrink, I'm not sure if I can bring them into the core world."

"It's simple, you know the spirit beast like 'One Inch Finger Snake', right? The 'One Inch Shrinking Bag' on your body is made of the snake skin shed by this kind of spirit beast." Senior White said.

"Well, I have heard of this one-inch-fingered snake. However, I have no specific impression of it." Song Shuhang said that the memories of the mysterious island at that time have not fully recovered.

In addition, he remembered that the 'One-inch Finger Snake' introduced to him by Soft Feather is very small, so although they have the talent of shrinking things against the sky, there is a limit to the objects they can shrink. Generally speaking, the size of an elephant is within the range that a one-inch finger snake can shrink, and even larger creatures, some "one-inch finger snakes" can also shrink it.

But for something tens of thousands of square meters, even a single inch of a snake can't do anything.

"I remember that there is a creature of the same ancestry as the 'One Inch Finger Snake' in the Nine Netherworld. Its rank is higher than that of the One Inch Finger Snake. If they shoot, they should be able to shrink the ancient heaven fragments in your hand to a certain extent. Wait. I, I'm going to grab that thing." Senior White said with a smile.

After all, he stretched out his hand and waved, opened the space rift, got in and disappeared.

Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief, then looked at the animal food in his hand: "I always feel a little sorry for Senior White."

However, the animal food that Venerable White failed to refine is really fragrant.

This fragrance is somewhat similar to the lotus flower he conjured from the 'Lotus with Tongue Blossom'.

"No, no, no." Song Shuhang put away these animal food, and then took out a 'bigu pill' to swallow it, suppressing his hunger.

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About a minute later, another space rift appeared beside Song Shuhang.

Afterwards, Senior White drilled out half of his body: "I caught the 'One Inch Evil Dragon', but the aura on that guy's body is too strong to bring it directly into your room. So, let's go directly to yours' Cave Tianfudi' go. Do you have the coordinates?"

"Yes." Song Shuhang opened his mobile phone, opened the map, and then marked the location of the first 'Summer Palace' in Paradise Paradise.

"Well, I know the approximate coordinates. Let's go!" Senior White pulled Song Shuhang up and brought him into the gate of space.

And after Song Shuhang was taken away... A small hamster appeared on the original bed.

The hamster took out a ring and put it on himself. The next moment, its body shape changed to that of Song Shuhang.

"Damn Song Shuhang, he used ancient heavenly fragments to tempt my lord." The hamster gritted his teeth.

After taking the appearance of Song Shuhang, the hamster burrowed into the bed and shrank into a ball.

It is now seriously considering one thing, do you want to pee on Song Shuhang's bed

The first cave, Heaven and Blessed Land, is in the Summer Palace.

With the authority of the master, Song Shuhang brought Senior White into the summer palace.

"This square is your paradise? Where is the summer palace?" Senior White asked curiously.

"No, there is only the stone tablet left." Song Shuhang pointed at the stone tablet.

"Haha, compared to the 'Winter Palace' of the Great Northern Emperor, this summer palace is much more miserable." After Senior White said, he stretched out his hand and grabbed it in the void, and a black dragon was caught by him: "Don't sleep, Get up! Use the Black Dragon Refinement Technique to shrink this fragment for me."