"My dear girl, why did you think of raising wild beasts?" Before Madam Zhan could answer, Sheng Lanci asked anxiously, "Could it be that someone bullied you?"
"Isn't it?" Sheng Weiqiao said angrily, "The fifth day of the lunar month is really too much! On the way to Chang'an, I often fed it meat, but the day before yesterday I went to it with Mi Zhen, and it still helped Mi Zhen. Zhen! So I must raise a beast that can knock it down, and give it a good look when the time comes!"
She originally thought it was just a trivial matter, and her family would agree to it.
However, Sheng Lanci frowned upon hearing this, exchanged glances with Xuan Yu, Feng Shi and others, and said in a gentle tone: "Good girl, after all, Chuwu has been with Mi Zhen for many years, you just fed me It's only a month old, but it still cares about your secret, which is reasonable! As long as it doesn't want to hurt you, why should you care about trivial matters with it, right?"
"As for raising ferocious beasts, Mi Zhen is a man and knows martial arts, so that's fine!" Xuan Yu Feng said, "But you, a delicate girl, may not be able to beat a more ferocious sparrow when you meet a beast." Human nature is incompatible with human nature. What would you do if your sexual desire hurts you? After all, how can you, a person with delicate skin and tender flesh, resist those beasts, regardless of their severity?"
Mrs. Zhan comforted her and said: "If you don't obey on the fifth day of the lunar month, starve it twice! If you are still unhappy, we will hang it up and whip it until you are happy! This beast is a beast, and you have so many dowries. The servants and guardians of the hospital are afraid that they can't cure it? Why raise a ferocious beast to control it at the expense of the near and far away?"
"Listen to your grandmother!" Mrs. Ming nodded, "You are a pampered princess who holds the apple of your eye even after leaving the pavilion. What kind of beasts do you want to raise? If you really want to raise them, you should raise some flowers, plants, parrots. Thrush or something like that!”
Mrs. Xiahou and Mrs. Nan also expressed their objections tactfully: "Although the county prince's mansion is much more spacious than our marquis' mansion, after all, there is only such a small area in the south of the city. If you want to raise wild beasts well, you don't just give them a yard." That's it, people all pay attention to occupying the mountain and becoming the king! If you raise it in the mansion, even if you are not afraid, the people below will be in panic all day long; if you raise it in the village outside the city, the place is big, but in that case, You often don’t see it, and it doesn’t recognize you, so isn’t it a waste of money?”
Sheng Weirao, one of his peers, also covered his mouth and smiled: "The third sister was bullied by Chuwu, so she turned around and beat the third brother-in-law to vent her anger. Why should we be so angry that we raise a beast? This sounds so scary to us, and we will not dare to come to the house in the future. .”
Among the group of people, Sheng Weiwu was the only one who jumped up and down to express interest: "Third sister, do you want to raise a lion or a tiger? Or do you want to raise a leopard like the third brother-in-law? Raise a good-looking one! How about I go with you to pick it out then?" "
Then Mrs. Ming immediately dragged her to her with a fierce face, rubbed her, and shouted, "If you don't know better, stop making fun of me!"
Seeing this, Gongsun Yingjiang, who had no interest in the intrigues in the back house, so he had not expressed an opinion from just now until now, was about to speak, but silently shut up when he saw this.
So, when Sheng Weiqiao returned to the Prince's Mansion from Sheng's Mansion that day, a black lion cat with white claws and "Walking in the Snow to Seek Plum Blossoms" was forced into her hand... This was something Sheng Lanci and the others were worried about her stubbornness in raising. They made concerted efforts to persuade her to accept the beast, with the obvious purpose of occupying Sheng Weiqiao's energy in raising pets, so as to prevent her from secretly raising a tiger or lion.
Because the Sheng Mansion in Chang'an does not raise any rare birds and animals, nor does it have any ordinary pets such as cats and dogs, Old Mrs. Sheng and Mr. Xu took advantage of the opportunity to catch the lion cat in person while the young couple were having lunch. I went to the city to find it.
The old man said proudly: "I have hugged all the cats I met today. Not to mention this handsome one who walks in the snow to look for plum blossoms. He also has the best temper. He can be hugged or touched without any resistance. He will be sure to do so in the future." He is a docile one! Even if Qiaoer accidentally hurts it with his hand, he would never give Qiaoer a paw without saying anything!"
Sheng Lanci personally picked up the little lion cat, rubbed it and touched it. After confirming that the little lion cat had a good temper, she took it to Sheng Weiqiao and persuaded her: "My dear, it is too dangerous for you to raise a lion. We are not worried about it. Why don't you just keep it?" Let’s raise a lion cat for fun, lion cats are actually very powerful, after all, they also have the word ‘lion’!”
"Dad, the reason why a lion cat is called a lion cat is because it looks a bit like a lion!" Sheng Weiqiao said speechlessly, "How can it be compared to a lion in terms of ferocity? A lion could kill it with one paw! "
After thinking that it was a leopard he had to deal with, he added, "If you want to kill a leopard, all you have to do is add one more claw!"
"I can't compare in terms of strength, but it's so flexible!" Sheng Lanci said plausibly, "The leopard is so heavy and heavy that it's impossible to catch up with it. No matter how strong it is, it's just a weakling! It might be able to scratch the leopard several times with this skill. After all, Chuwu has been Mi Zhen's friend for many years, so it's not appropriate to really fight. How about asking the lion cat to scratch you a few times so that you can vent your anger without causing a big fuss? "
Sheng Weiqiao: "..."
Do you think I am so ignorant that you have never seen the agility and agility of hunting on the fifth day of the lunar month? !
Even if I haven't seen it before, I know clearly how quickly Chu Wu dealt with me!
She wanted to reject it, but Sheng Lanci watched her words carefully and said with a sad face before she could say what she wanted to say: "My dear, do you dislike daddy? In the past, you were very happy to accept the things daddy gave you. ’s... now that I’m out of the palace and have a husband in his prime, doesn’t it matter less to see my old and ugly father?”
Seeing his expression of "If you want to deny it, prove it with practical actions", Sheng Weiqiao secretly vomited blood and silently accepted "Walking in the Snow to Seek Plum Blossoms".
So on the way back to the Prince's Mansion, Rong Suihe looked at the lion cat in her arms and asked curiously: "Good girl, you want to raise a cat? You have never raised these cats and dogs before, why do you suddenly remember it?" ?Didn’t you say before that you wanted to raise a fierce one who could beat Fifth Brother and me?"
This person simply doesn't know how to open the pot!
Sheng Weiqiao took a deep breath, raised her hand and grabbed his ear, twisted it hard, and sneered: "Do you need help when I beat you?!"
Rong Suihe tilted his head and looked at her expression, and then at the little lion cat in her arms, which was as big as a dumpling. After thinking for a moment, he roughly understood it, and suddenly he laughed out loud: "Good girl, you are counting on this lion cat." The cat is going to deal with Fifth Brother? Hahaha... Well, I will remember to tell Fifth Brother not to eat it in one bite!"
This "Walking in the Snow Looking for Plum Blossoms" is only a month old and is not much bigger than Sheng Weiqiao's hand. When it comes to an adult black panther, won't it just swallow it up
Sheng Weiqiao imagined that scene and became even more angry. He grabbed Rong Suihe's ears and shook them hard: "Next time you bully me once on the fifth day of the lunar month, I will bully you ten times!"
"Good girl, it depends on where you are being bullied!" However, Rong Suihe didn't care at all and said with a smile, "There are bullies in some places... Brother Suihe is the one you want!"
"You're not serious!" Sheng Weiqiao spat at him with a red face. He let go of his hand and touched the lion cat in his hand. He told him the story angrily: "...you said that my father was worried that I would be raped by a wild beast. Injured, please advise me not to raise lions or tigers, just give them back! Why is my grandfather joining in the fun! And Mr. Xu, both of them came from the battlefield in northern Xinjiang. It is supposed to be the best to encourage their descendants to be brave and fearless. Isn’t it?”
She was busy complaining, but she didn't notice that Rong Suihe's face stiffened when he heard this... The Sheng family collectively gave Sheng Wei Qiao a lion cat in the backyard, so he was left in the front hall to be tortured and teased by a bunch of male elders. Rong Suihe didn't know what happened.
He thought this lion cat was Sheng Weiqiao's own choice.
Now I heard that it was the choice of Sheng Lanci, Mrs. Sheng, and Mr. Xu, and I immediately had rich associations: "Previously, in order to propose marriage to his good-looking daughter, Xu Baomo, he did not hesitate to tell the truth." His son Ning Weihou’s secret love for cats! At that time, my grandfather was very moved by this, and repeatedly persuaded my good girl that if she passed this village, there might not be such a shop... Even my parents believed it! Now I brought my good girl back home. , they teamed up to give a lion cat to Good Girl, what does this mean?"
This clearly implies that he will imitate Xu Zijing and embark on the road of no return of "having scratches all over his face but never regretting it, and being haggard because of cats"!
"Good girl hasn't thought of this yet?" Rong Suihe analyzed nervously, "But if the Sheng family meant this by sending the cat, they would have reminded my good girl sooner or later! So what should I do in the future?"
He couldn't help but shudder when he thought about how he would go out with a lion cat in his arms all day long, and pinch the lion cat's paws when he saw someone and say, "The cat did it all on his face."
"We're getting married now, I have to think about the good things!" Rong Suihe took a deep breath, calmed his mind, and thought calmly, "For example... this lion cat is just a little bit big now, and it will be bigger when it grows up. It’s small and easy to carry around! Well, although it’s a bit troublesome, it’s still more convenient than bringing Fifth Brother with you every time and saying ‘leopard did it’!”
… Doesn’t seem very comforting
Rong Suihe felt that he should be bolder and think better, "For another example, Guai Nannan doesn't seem to have the habit of scratching people. She usually punches and kicks her?"
If it were even better, "for example, Guai Nannan is more concerned about face than I am, otherwise she wouldn't have worried that I would blame her for Yuan Donglai's incident... Then even if she wanted to tickle me, she wouldn't Are you deliberately taking a photo of your face?"
In the end, Rong Suihe decided to trim Sheng Weiqiao's nails regularly in the future, so that he could take advantage of the situation and ensure his own safety... This was a really good idea!
But at this time, the little lion cat lying on Sheng Weiqiao's lap didn't know if it felt comfortable being touched. It opened its mouth, yawned, exposed its baby teeth, and stretched out its pink tongue to lick its paws.
This action made Rong Suihe who accidentally saw it suddenly feel sad: "What if my good girl bites me after she has no nails and can't scratch me?!"
Nails can be cut, but he can't pull out all the teeth of this little ancestor, right? !
But Rong Suihe is recognized as a deep city after all, so this little thing can't trouble him!
He quickly thought of a trick to deal with Sheng Weiqiao... that's it!
"If my dear girl bites me once, I will change the location of the ceremony from the inner room to the garden or study room or something like that!" Rong Suihe touched his chin and squinted at the man who knew nothing about the future. The wife chuckled, "With my sweet face, if I do it once or twice at most, she will definitely stop being nice!"
Well, thinking about this, he felt a little regretful...