Anubi's birthday is finally here.
There is no doubt that this is a highly anticipated day. No mob knows what kind of tricks Anubi will make on this birthday, but everyone will not have any good expectations.
Because in accordance with tradition, he will always come up with many whimsical and surprising things.
The last time Anubis birthday, the madman blatantly played a group P-game in his parliament hall and asked every official to offer his wife. Although the latter was stopped by Thacker who was still alive, some generals still offered it. That's how the beautiful and charming Mrs. Alyosha who died not long ago came.
Last birthday, Anubi ordered his house to be set on fire on the grounds that he wanted to confirm that he was the emperor and had the power to do whatever he wanted. When Thacker arrived, most of the house had been burned. Thacker angrily "attacked the king", he pressed Anubi to the ground and beat him violently. Anubi laughed as he was beaten.
On the last birthday, Anubi was finally normal, he just decided to fight a monster beast himself. It's okay, but after the gladiatorial end, he put it on.
Yes, he did a monster beast, in front of all the nobles in the big arena.
Thacker was almost mad by him, but obviously, he could manage most of Anubi's affairs, but he could not manage his majesty's second child. After all, this was his "private matter."
It is precisely because of this situation that it has become everyone's habit that Anubi will come up with some inexplicable tricks every birthday banquet.
This is Thacker’s first birthday after his death. What will Anubi do? Everyone is looking forward to it.
Early in the morning, Su Chen came to Anubi's palace.
As the housekeeper of the mad king, Su Chen still has some fixed jobs that belong to him. Of course, his main responsibility is to make Anubi happy. When training Lefeng and the others, Su Chen took out some small means to satisfy Anubi's perverted needs.
This is not difficult for Su Chen.
In fact, an existence like Anubi is well understood.
As a monarch, he has played everything and seen everything. When everything can be easily achieved, everything seems so tasteless.
So Anubi has been pursuing things that are new and out of the frame of his thinking. To put it bluntly, they are things that can make him feel fresh.
The limited creativity of the mob makes it difficult for them to meet Anubi's greedy and fresh needs, but for Su Chen, this is not a problem at least in a short period of time.
Even if it is not a major program, just a few small changes in details can bring fresh feelings to Anubi.
At this moment, Su Chen came to the room where Anubi was, ignoring the beauty, the charming autumn waves, and the ultimate charm. He came to Anubi's stand and gave a salute, and then said: "Your Majesty."
"Ah, Longtu, my dear housekeeper, you are finally here." Anubi chuckled and said, "I'm looking at your echo box, and I'm doing a good job."
"Some gadgets from the human race, your majesty, as long as you like it." Su Chen replied.
"Why do you have human stuff?" Ken Ware asked overcastly on the side.
"Maybe it was obtained by betraying the mob." There was a mob interface next to him. He is Kenwo's confidant, and naturally knows when to say what to say.
"It's indeed from a human being, your honorable court supervisor, but you don't need to sell it, you only need a little food that is enough to wrap your stomach." Su Chen replied, "Those people still got it from you, Lord Kenwo." Ken Wolen. Suddenly: "Those Terran Gladiators?"
Su Chen nodded: "I asked them to bring out some good things in exchange for better treatment. We all know that the Human race is second only to the Austrian race to invent all kinds of gadgets, and their brains are very useful. Just let them Fighting in the arena is too wasteful. I mean, at least you don’t have to rush them to die before they drain their minds."
Anubi nodded: "This is indeed a good idea."
What more Kenworth wanted to say, Anubi waved his hand: "Kenworth, I know you don't like Dragon Map, but you shouldn't use such a low-level technique to frame Dragon Map. Drag this guy out and chop it down."
So the mob who said that Su Chen betrayed the mob was immediately dragged out.
Kenwo's face changed slightly, and he dared not say anything.
Anubi said: "Ah, speaking of those human races, is this the surprise you mean?"
Su Chen replied: "There are some, but not all."
Anubi laughed: "I know, you are by no means a guy who just took a little thing to perfuse me. Tell me, you have prepared another surprise for me this time!"
"It's not just surprises that can be used as a program. Some arrangements will not affect the effect even if they are said in advance." Su Chen replied.
Anubi: "Oh? Let's talk about it."
Su Chen said, "How about letting those human warriors offer gifts to you? Let them crawl under your feet and praise you with their heartfelt loyalty, praise you, and obey you."
Kenwo laughed: "This is impossible. Those stubborn Terran warriors will never give in so easily."
The vast majority of human races who can fight against the mob are outstanding men, even if they are captured, they will easily refuse to surrender. This can be confirmed from the fact that only three people bowed down when Su Chen was acting.
Not to mention that Su Chen wanted them to praise Anubi in a performance.
That means full devotion, even a little bit unwilling to perform well.
Su Chen smiled: "Therefore, it can also bring joy to complete challenges that others can't do. The great Anubi accepts the praise of mankind, I believe this will become the pride of the flame tribe."
"Hahahaha! This is indeed a very good idea." Anubi laughed. As Su Chen said, if that is the case, being able to accomplish things that others can't do is itself very proud, not only surprises are surprises.
"In that case, what are we waiting for? I can't wait to see your gift!" Anubi yelled and stood up: "Go, my guys, come with me to the Grand Arena, to see the Terran Creeping Under my feet!"
"Roar!"
I don't know where the violent roar came from, in response to Anubi's clamor, and hundreds of warriors ran out from all around the palace, cheering and jumping together.
At the same time, Anubi rushed out naked and half naked, without the majesty that an emperor should have.
However, Su Chen was not surprised. He knew that this was originally a ritual of the mob, and used this blatant, raging, and unscrupulous way to show the most primitive wildness in their bodies.
They rushed to the big arena, where they drank the strongest wine, watched the cruelest performance, yelled loudly, and released their excess energy.
Another grand gladiator show started in this atmosphere.
Because it is a feast for the emperor, the performance is of the highest standard.
The tyrannical warrior Tucker Slaughter Axe, known as the King of Gladiators, personally staged a gorgeous and bloody killing performance for Anubi, followed by a duel of dead men from the dark highlands, these dark-skinned big men's brutal addiction Blood, they like to split their opponents in half and let the opponent's blood wash themselves. This wild fighting method won unanimous applause from the nobles.
One after another, the gladiatorial performances unfolded like this, performing seven games in one breath.
Until the eighth battle, Su Chen's Terran Gladiator finally came on the field.
Thirty gladiators stepped onto the battlefield in neat steps, with high morale.
They came to the edge of the arena, then knelt down on one knee and shouted together: "I have seen a great leader, your most loyal soldier is willing to live and die for you, without regrets!"
The roar shook the sky, and all the mobsters were dumbfounded.
These damn human soldiers actually bowed to the mob
If there are one or two coward traitors in the human race, but like now, dozens of soldiers of the human race kneel down in a uniform manner at the same time, chanting slogans, excited and firm eyes...
This is not something that death threats can do.
This can only be done with a truly firm belief and conviction in the eyes of the heart.
But how is this possible
The mob are only good at killing people, but not good at conquering people.
Are they brainwashed
"Hahahaha!" Anubi laughed frantically: "You are right, they knelt down and bowed to me!"
Although giving out the content of the program in advance reduces surprises, it increases expectations.
At the moment when the expectation was fulfilled, Anubi got an unprecedented pleasure.
I have to admit that Humble's evaluation is actually correct. If Su Chen went into office, he would indeed be a good jester.
The next moment, a loud cry rang out.
All the mobs had a climax at this moment, they cheered and excited, as if they had ruled the world at this moment.
Le Feng looked at all this with cold eyes, and snorted in his heart: Jump, laugh, the day of revenge will finally come.
Those mobs didn't know that it was not Anubi but Su Chen who bowed down.
That is the real leader in their hearts.
It is their goal to let go of their knots and take the oath of loyalty.
If it is a human race, you may be dissatisfied that this announcement did not directly call Anubi's name, but in the eyes of the moo race, this is enough, and their simple minds can't accommodate these many twists and turns.
The most important thing about self-healing is that you don’t consider the other person’s feelings, just be happy.
After the salute, thirty soldiers of the clan walked away, ready for battle.
Salutes are salutes, and the gladiatorial performance is inevitable.
In this regard, Su Chen also used some thoughts.
The door on the opposite side slowly opened, and a huge figure walked out from behind the door.
It was a giant fifteen meters in height, with a black flame hammer in his hand, and a thick iron chain bound all over his body, but only one eye was growing on his head.
"Roar!" Its violent roar stirred the audience.
"Cyclops!" Anubi yelled, "It turned out to be a cyclops! Longtu, you are so willing to let those trained soldiers challenge the giants!"
"It may be the opposite, the great majesty."
(End of this chapter)