Don’t Provoke the Turtle

Chapter 348: Taikoo

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"Who is Bai Ling? This name is quite nice. I like it."

The voice came again, and as soon as I heard it I knew it was a jumping woman. Although the voice was as sweet as a bell, I could tell from the cheerful and strange tone that this was a living treasure.

Su He sat up.

Sit up

Su He looked down and saw that he was indeed sitting up. He was no longer in a turtle body, but... in a human body!

This body is so familiar, especially after Qianjiang transformed into a human body for a moment, he has dreamed of his previous life more than once, jumping and dancing.

In the previous life, he was a virgin.

"No need to look. We have pulled you from the future to the present. Now the two bodies are merging. Once the fusion is complete, you will return to your future appearance. This is your present... uh, your past life!"

When the playful voice came, Su He looked up.

The woman in front of me was so beautiful that it was beyond words, but she was a little unkempt and had a big pancake around her neck.

While eating the biscuit, his left and right hands each controlled a formation. The formation was so complicated that Su He's mind felt like it was about to explode when he saw it.

"Clan sister..." Su He whispered softly.

This is Bai Ling! Bai Ling in human form is clearly extremely beautiful, but she has fallen into depravity and thrown herself into a mud pit with extremely vulgar habits.

Eating a big pancake, sucking his fingers, sitting casually on a golden horse, with bare feet...

The woman's eyes lit up, and she looked Su He up and down, as if she had discovered a new world: "Not bad, not bad! You call me sister when we meet, I'm optimistic about you! You are so sensible, if you have any wishes, you can tell me, I can't guarantee that you can realize them!"

Su He: “…”

No, wait, the future...the present...is fused...

A woman who looks very much like Bai Ling.

Su He looked around. He was still in the hall, but there were no stone statues in the hall. His eyes naturally fell on the woman's hand, which looked very familiar.

In Bai Ling's divination, it was this hand that pulled his hair and petrified the three phases of his previous life.

Su He took a deep breath: "Tai Gu?"

An illusion, or... traveling upstream across time

"Ancient times?" The woman who looked exactly like Bai Ling was slightly startled, and actually looked a little lonely: "So the era you were reborn in is so late? I am also ancient..."

She lowered her eyes slightly, and her voice sounded a little distressing: "Then I am at a disadvantage, right? I should let you call me grandma!"

Su He: “…”

He had a mouthful of noise stuck in his throat, but he didn't know how to get it out.

"That's not right!" The woman suddenly looked up: "You didn't call me sister, you called me clan sister? So I'm not a human in my next life? People rarely use the term clan sister."

You just realized it? Su He looked at her, and a strange thought arose in his heart. This woman was not acting, nor was it an illusion. She was at the second level of Kaitian, so she could still tell whether it was an illusion or not.

This is Taikoo!

Bai Ling also had a past life? Don’t say that the woman in front of me has nothing to do with Bai Ling. It would be strange if she wasn’t Bai Ling with this kind of personality!

The woman came closer, her eyes flickering strangely: "So, what will we be in our next life?"

"Dragon Turtle!" Su He replied.

The woman blinked, her face full of disbelief, and finally laughed out loud, spraying the pancake in her mouth all over the floor: "So I made a turtle?"

No, having an afterlife means that we will die in this life, so wouldn’t we be a little upset

… That’s right! This is Bai Ling!

The woman opposite was sitting on the ground, her whole body looked a little limp, but her eyes were getting brighter and brighter, as if she suddenly became interested in being a turtle.

Su He didn't say anything, but looked down at his hands. He was already used to the dragon turtle climbing, and he subconsciously wanted to climb out of the pool.

I subconsciously wagged my tail, only to realize there was no tail to wag.

Humans are just cheap skins. When they are dragon turtles, they miss their human bodies, but they are not used to their human bodies when they return to their human bodies. This awkward feeling can only be felt after the dragon turtle body merges with the human body and the dragon turtle body is restored...

Su He raised his head suddenly: "Senior... Sister, if you merged my previous life, does that mean I can't be resurrected? Then what should I do with all the things I experienced in my previous life when I was resurrected?"

What should I do, Ji Feixue

"Resurrection?" The woman was startled. "You are not from this world. You have no trace of this world. How can you be resurrected? How is it possible to be resurrected?"

Su He jumped up and shook his head, saying, "No, I will definitely be resurrected. Although I have no memories, I must have some experiences."

The woman listened to his gestures and explanations for a long time before she burst into laughter. The more she laughed, the happier she became. Su He was so confused that she said, "You are not from this world, and you are not restricted by the laws of this world. You have returned today to merge with your previous life, and when you go back, the laws will naturally not restrict you. As long as the conditions are right, it is like jumping time. Going back to a certain time in the past, isn't it normal for some beautiful and wonderful stories to happen?"

It's just that the conditions for time travel are a bit harsh and difficult - she had to empty out her family assets, vacate the main hall, and work to pay off her debts before she succeeded.

Su He was stunned for a moment, and his mind went blank for a moment. His mind was filled with only one thought: So, Ji Feixue's husband is either my previous life or myself

Traveling back to the past, teasing Ji Feixue, and then returning to his own world, leaving Ji Feixue alone year after year until he breaks out of his shell, until he attains enlightenment as a dragon turtle, and participates in the Dragon God Festival

Scumbag

This word popped up in my mind inexplicably.

The beautiful woman in front of him waved her bare hands in front of his eyes: "Are you stupid? Or have you been a dragon turtle for too long and suddenly returned to human form and can't adapt?"

Su He smiled bitterly and threw away all the thoughts in his mind. He didn't know how long that evil woman had been waiting for him. No wonder she flirted with him on the first day they met and forced him to sign the marriage certificate after just a few meetings.

He looked up at the woman in front of him, bowed and asked, "May I ask your Taoist name?"

The fairy waved her hand casually: "I don't have a Taoist name. From the beginning to the end, I have only one name, Baiyin!"

Baiyin is the name passed down from Bai Ling.

"Immortal Lord?" Su He asked in a low voice.

He didn't feel any aura from Baiyin. In fact, even when Baiyin was playing and talking with him, she was maintaining the operation of the formation and rituals, but Su He didn't sense any spiritual power, as if everything was fake, just a light and shadow effect.

Even though he was merging with his previous life body and not the real dragon turtle body, his vision was still there. Having lived with Ji Feixue for so long, Su He could be said to be excellent in terms of knowledge.

Bai Yin patted his chest, causing it to tremble, and said proudly, "We are the Immortal Lord!"

Su He glanced at him and said, "The Immortal Venerable is worthy of pride. The trembling is also worthy of pride."

He bowed and asked, "Excuse me, Immortal Lord, what is the matter that you called me for? When can I return?"

Bai Yin glared at him and said, "Call me sister!"

After he finished speaking, he burst out laughing: "Calling you back is just an experiment. Isn't this trying to condense your true spirit and embed it in this world, so that you can reincarnate and come back to life? Doing an experiment to see if you exist in the future. If you do, it means I succeeded!"

Now we have succeeded, we are really awesome!

She stood up with her hands on her hips, circled around Su He twice, and nodded frequently: "Not bad! Not bad, there is no problem, the fusion will be very fast! Don't worry about going back, wait until your body is fully integrated, leave your mark in this era, stay in this era for a while, help me do a few experiments, and then let me speculate on the future direction."

Baiyin laughed out loud, very happily: "Young man, what makes you think that I am afraid of disrupting the future?"

Su He was silent. Bai Yin and Bai Ling were both eager to have fun. He shook his head: "I'm afraid of disrupting the future."

Baiyin came over immediately and asked, "Are you worried that your little dragon is gone?"

Su He was ashamed, she was not small!

Bai Yin patted his shoulder and said, "Don't worry. According to what you said, she is also a person. Such an existence is like the brightest star in this world. No matter how the future changes, she can't have an accident. And how do you know that what we are doing now is not the real past?"

She looked at Su He, smiled, and whispered in Su He's ear: "Little brother, the past with your participation is the real past. Only when you participate, can you have the future you want..."

Su He blinked, his mind was full of confusion, and he didn't understand. After thinking for a while, he asked, "Sister, I want to ask you about someone. Do you know the Immortal Venerable Tan Tai?"

I always feel that this sister is unreliable. How can I waste my time? It is more reliable to find a wife. According to Su Huanian's personality, the Immortal Venerable Tan Tai should be much more stable.

Baiyin's eyes lit up: "Xiao Tantai, I recognize you~ Your body was taken back by her after she broke into the Yuanzun clan. It was not us who first discovered you, but the Yuanzun clan. Why? In your era, she was still alive?"

Su He nodded and shook his head.

Now it was Baiyin's turn to be stunned. After a moment's hesitation, his eyes sparkled: "Reincarnated too?"

Su He nodded.

Bai Yin immediately took Su He's hand and jumped out of the pool. They landed on the steps and pressed him down. Her eyes were gleaming with gossip, and she asked slyly, "Tell me! What will be Xiao Lingzi's identity in the next life?"

Su He was silent for a moment, a little hesitant, and a little embarrassed: "My...wife!"

quiet!

You can hear a pin drop!

Su He looked up and saw Bai Yin's stunned expression, as if she had heard the most incredible thing in the world. After a long while, she murmured, "Bing... Bingtuozi, is she married?"

She suddenly realized something: "No! Don't you have Bai Long? Are you two-timing? Are you fickle?"

Su He: “…”

"That's not how you use this word!"

Baiyin waved his hand and said, "Don't worry about those details. You are still a turtle! Is Bingtuozi also a turtle?"

What good fortune has the Dragon Turtle Clan encountered! Two immortals are reincarnated as dragon turtles

Su He shook his head: "She is of pure blood. She is a sword cultivator, water attribute, but she should soon become ice attribute."

Bai Yin was not surprised at all. If the ice cube didn't melt the ice, what else could it be? He looked at Su He with admiration and gave him a thumbs up: "Great!"

A dragon, a sword fairy, and you, a turtle, are actually still alive and well. We have tried our best to send you to reincarnation, just to let you madly test the brink of death

She took a long breath: "What about me?"

Even foreign tribes have been harmed, so will the sister of the Dragon Turtle Clan let it go

Su He's eyes widened: "Stop it! When I was born, my sister had been dead for six thousand years!"

Even after he died, he still teased me several times! But I definitely can't tell you about this.

Baiyin blinked, his expression a little dazed, and said in astonishment: "I... died again?"

After all, he is an immortal and a dragon turtle. How could he die so easily

"How old am I? Who killed me?" Another member of the Yuanzun clan? A murderous intent flashed in her eyes, and outside the hall, lightning, thunder, wind and rain suddenly broke out.

Su He shook his head like a rattle: "No one can kill you. You reached the seventh level of Kaitian in five thousand years, and then jumped out of the Bai Ze list. No one in the heavens and the world wants to be your enemy! You are looking for death. You suddenly announced to everyone that you don't want to live anymore, and then you died."

Sounds like a psycho!

Bai Yin was stunned, then burst into laughter: "As expected of me! Beautiful!"

Only she can do this.

The weather outside suddenly became clear and a rainbow appeared.

She looked at Su He: "You have found two of the world's top fairies, but you didn't get me. Do you have any regrets? Or -"

She thrust out her chest, looking proud: "May I let you hug me?"

Su He jumped up, but his body was still stiff. He fell to the ground with a plop, but he didn't care at all. He looked at the woman in front of him in horror: "Bai Ling!"

Damn it! You are Bai Ling, only Bai Ling can do this!

Bai Yin blinked: "???" You didn't say Bai Ling was dead? But it's obvious that she was teased by her reincarnation!

"Sorry!" Su He shook his head and sat up again. At that moment, he really thought it was Bai Ling's.

"It's okay~" Bai Yin's eyes lit up. Although she was a reincarnation, she was still herself, right? Anyway, even if she was beaten to death, she would still retain her memories of this life after reincarnation. It was just a change of skin to continue living.

Su He was silent for a moment, shook off the strange thoughts in his mind, and asked: "Sister, what did you mean by the fusion being completed and leaving a mark in this era?"

Bai Yin broke off a piece of cake and handed it to Su He. He also took a big bite and said incoherently: "This is my own guess. After all, no one can travel through time except those old guys in Taigu."

She swallowed the pancake in one gulp and explained, "The ancient times I'm talking about are not your ancient times. They are from a long, long time ago, in the Heavenly Palace era. It is said that someone at that time could reverse time. But I think that's nonsense!"

She waved her hand and a river formed in front of Su He. Pointing to the lower reaches of the river, she said, "You stay here, and then..."

A fishing rod was thrown from the upper reaches of the river and pulled a little man from the lower reaches back to the upper reaches. However, the little man struggled to swim upstream and nearly drowned.

"Now I have you back, but the water upstream is too fast for you to survive. So you need an island."

Baiyin pointed with her green jade finger, and an island appeared upstream. The little man she pulled upstream landed on the island and was immediately safe.

"The imprint is this island, or you can call it the anchor, or any other name is fine. Anyway, I just came up with it casually. In fact, it is the connection with this world!

It is difficult to anchor the world, but can you anchor it with people, with love? You can find someone who is important enough, lend him a large sum of money, or abandon him after having an affair with him, so that this person who is important enough will always remember you and let you leave a mark in this era. Use this mark to stay in this era. "

As she spoke, she turned to look at Su He, with a hint of contempt in her eyes: "Is that little white dragon your anchor?"

Su He was stunned and stepped back instantly: "My cousin said that. It sounds like I've really become a scumbag!"

"Debris?" Baiyin dragged a machete out of the air, his eyes shining: "Do you want us to help you?"

Su He: “…”

(End of this chapter)