"Fart, have you discussed with me about lending me the holy dragon sword robe? It's obviously stealing." Gong Hongru cursed.
"How can it be called stealing? It's not the first time I've borrowed your robe. I haven't returned it once. Have you ever seen someone steal something and return it?" Fatty Feng became furious, stood up and barked his teeth and claws.
"You still have the nerve to say that two hundred years ago you stole my sword robe and went out to touch other girls' buttocks, causing chaos at Longyan College. All the female disciples are in danger, this time, you stole my sword robe and touched other people's ass again.
You said that you are quite old, why don't you show some face, my face is about to be thrown away! "It's fine if he doesn't say anything, but when he said it, Gong Hongru was so angry that he jumped up and down.
It was only then that Mu Hanyan realized that the fat man was still a habitual offender. It's no wonder that even Gong Hongru, who has always been like calm water, is so angry. Having such a bad friend is simply a great tragedy in life.
However, a bad habit can persist for hundreds of years, this old hooligan and pervert is really persistent enough.
"What do you mean by touching people's buttocks? I just want to touch their bones to see if they are suitable for passing on my mantle. I also want to help them unblock their meridians. When they feel the benefits, it's too late to thank me. What do you know?" The fat man said unconvinced.
"It's nonsense, if you touch the bone, you can touch the bone. Is there anyone going there?" Gong Hongru was so angry that his beard trembled wildly. In front of Mu Hanyan, it's not easy to swear nonsense back and forth.
"I can't help it. The ancestral bone touching technique is like this. If you want to blame it, you have to blame my ancestors of the Feng family. What does it have to do with me." The fat man said aggrievedly.
"Cut!" Mu Hanyan let out a contemptuous cut in her heart. She had never seen what the Feng family's ancestral bone-touching technique looked like, but the dirty satisfaction on the face of the hooligan old fat man when he touched people's buttocks did not escape her. eyes, and he does not touch the man when he touches it, but only the woman? Of course, if he really touched a man's buttocks, Mu Hanyan would probably be so disgusted that he couldn't eat.
In short, even if he said it in a gaudy way, it was impossible to change Mu Hanyan's impression of this old pervert.
"Return the sword robe to me. If you dare to let me know that you stole my sword robe for evil, I will cut off your robe and never have any contact with you." Gong Hongru said angrily. He looks like a vindictive child.
This fat man is probably the only one in the world who can turn Gong Hongru, who is feared by everyone in Longyan College, into a child again, and there is absolutely no other person in the world.
"If you give it back, I'll give it back to you. You think I'm rare." Fatty handed back the holy dragon sword robe reluctantly, and then said dissatisfied, "The one who lied to me to help you pick those few moon shadow orchids At that time, why didn’t I hear you say that you can cut off your robes and judge your righteousness? Cross the river and tear down the bridge!”
It was only then that Mu Hanyan found out that the fat man was responsible for Gong Hongru's trip to Beiyuan Wuyuan to pick the few Yueyingqing orchids.
"At that time, I thought you had changed your past, how could you know that you have no sense of shame at such an advanced age." Gong Hongru said angrily.
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk to you. Last time you asked me for help and said you owed me a favor. Now I'm asking for the favor." The fat man said.
"Tell me, what can I do for you?" Gong Hongru said with a straight face.
"It's very simple. Your apprentice has good qualifications. I want to accept her as an apprentice to pass on her mantle." The fat man pointed to Mu Hanyan and said.
"No!" Before Gong Hongru could reply, Mu Hanyan jumped up like a cat stepping on its tail.
What a joke, her reputation as the number one rich young lady in Longyan is already bad enough, if she takes such an old hooligan as her teacher again, she will never be able to clear her name for the rest of her life.
This is not the most frightening thing, the most frightening thing is that once he is accepted as a teacher, he can justifiably "touch the bones". Thinking of Fatty's dirty and satisfied smile, Mu Hanyan's goose bumps all over the place .
"What, you actually said no, do you know who I am, Feng Qingyu? Do you know what a blessing it is that I, Feng Qingyu, are willing to accept you as an apprentice." The fat man stared, straightened his belly Said proudly.
"Of course I know. You are disrespectful and shameless. At such an advanced age, you still take advantage of other girls..." Mu Hanyan said contemptuously.
Anyway, with Gong Hongru around, she didn't have to worry about Fatty Feng making a move.
"Hmph, old man Gong, tell him, who am I, Feng Qingyu?" The fat man interrupted Mu Hanyan, and said to Gong Hongru.
"Actually, this fat man's strength is very good. If you really want to make a move, not only me, but even the master may not be able to do anything to him." Gong Hongru said frankly.
"It's really that powerful?" Mu Hanyan was a little surprised. She had cut off several strands of Feng Qingyu's hair by surprise earlier, she felt a little underestimated of him, but after listening to Master's words, she realized how powerful this fat man is.
"Hmph, if I didn't want to share knowledge with the younger generation just now, how could I have given you an advantage." Feng Qingyu said complacently.
Mu Hanyan rolled her eyes, she didn't want to know the same as the junior, but she could shamelessly take advantage of the junior, what kind of logic is this.
"It's great, but it's just about character. It's just like what you said. It's shameless and despicable for the old disrespect." Gong Hongru added with a straight face.
Mu Hanyan's heart was happy, although the old master was usually serious, it turned out that he was so clean and neat when he repaired the cold knife.
"What do you mean being old and disrespectful? I'm touching the bone, touching the bone." Feng Qingyu blushed and explained angrily.
"Whatever you touch, anyway, I can't decide this matter. Whoever Mu Hanyan wants to worship as a teacher is her own business, and I, as a master, can't interfere. Back then, I spent a Wuji Huasheng Pill, buy one get five free and took several oil bottles in a row before accepting her. You also want to accept her as an apprentice, but it's not that easy." Gong Hongru yawned after saying that, and never Ignoring Feng Qingyu, she went back to her room to "retreat".
Mu Hanyan's heart moved, Master's words seemed to have other meanings, could it be that he wanted to win more benefits for her just like Wenren Qingqiu back then.
But thinking about Fatty's nasty behavior, especially the technique of "touching bones", Mu Hanyan immediately made up his mind: Even if there are great benefits, he must never take this old rascal fat man as his teacher.
"Tell me, what do you need to do to worship me, Feng Qingyu, as your teacher? You can just mention the secrets of natural treasures and treasures." The fat man may have heard the implication of Gong Hongru's words, and said boldly .
"You should give up on that, I will never take you as my teacher." Now that Mu Hanyan had made up his mind, he naturally stopped talking nonsense with him, turned around and went back to his yard.