Such a scene is indescribably weird. A butcher with a face full of flesh and blood, who looks like a vicious and vicious butcher, no, it is a peddler, who complains there like a little girl who has been wronged.
Li Qiye just smiled at the hawker's complaint, looked at the yellow sand outside, smiled faintly and said, "The scenery here is exceptionally good."
In this case, it's a bit wrong. What's more, the sky is full of yellow sand, and the scorching sun makes people crazy. How can it be called the scenery is particularly good.
However, the hawker agrees very much with Li Qiye's words, nodding his head like a chicken chucking rice, and said: "Yes, yes, quiet, staying is also comfortable in my heart."
Hearing the two of them sing and harmonize, people who didn’t know really thought it was a quiet place, a very dangerous and fierce place, but it was a beautiful and elegant place in their mouths. This is really unimaginable. If there are outsiders, maybe you think they are both crazy.
"The scenery inside is better." Li Qiye said lightly, and his words seemed to float from the sky.
"That's, that's, the Buddha's pulp is spewing, like the Buddha's heaven." The peddler grabbed his sparse hair, a little yearning, and said: "It's a pity that you can see the grand occasion of the Buddha's kingdom. , Miao Zai, Miao Zai, that must make people yearn for."
"Indeed, if you shave your head and put your robes on your body, you will be an eminent monk, and an eminent monk." Li Qiye smiled and said, "You can go on stage to teach the Dharma, to promote the Dharma, and to purify sentient beings."
"Guilty, sin." The hawker Heshi, looking like a monk, said: "If the guest said, that would be burying me. Even if I shave my head and point a scar, it is just a monk of wine and meat, why? Can you be an eminent monk of Taoism, kindness, kindness."
"Monk of wine and meat, what's the crime." Li Qiye looked into the distance, downplayed, and said with a faint smile: "Even the evil demon can become King Kong, let alone the monk of wine and meat."
"Goodness, goodness." The peddler turned out to be like a monk, and he bowed his head and said, "Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the ground."
"Unfortunately, I don't believe this." Li Qiye smiled, and said: "Those who should be killed will be killed without mercy. Even if it is repentance and goodness, it will not be worth the sins committed."
"The guest thinks, what is the person to kill?" The hawker looked at Li Qiye with a somewhat solemn expression, as if at this moment people forget that he is a man with a face full of flesh.
"I said you should kill, that's the one who should kill." Li Qiye said lightly while looking at the distance.
"This, this is too arbitrary." The hawker pondered for a while, and said slowly: "Maybe God can only convict people, and it's not me and other idlers."
"The heaven is the heaven." Li Qiye said nonchalantly, "I am me, I think I should be killed, I must kill it, even if it is the heaven."
In this case, the hawker can't help but startled, and those who can understand this will definitely be shocked in their hearts.
People who understand this might think it is disrespectful, but it is blasphemous and disrespectful indeed.
Of course, Li Qiye didn't take it to heart, and the hawker was also savoring Li Qiye's words carefully, and did not refute Li Qiye's statement.
"I'm such a rough person, I can't comprehend it." Finally, the hawker shook his head slightly and said helplessly.
Li Qiye smiled and said faintly: "I don't know if you are a vulgar person, but well, you must be a well-prepared person, you say yes."
"He, he, he..." the hawker said with a smile: "Where, where, the customer is joking, my little business, where there is any precaution, it is not worth a lot of money."
Li Qiye just smiled, and didn't say much.
And the hawker didn't go to strike up a conversation either, he seemed to be thirsty, and he gumbled and drank water.
"Going south, do you think there is a ghost?" Li Qiye suddenly said something like this while the hawker was muttering and drinking water.
Li Qiye's understatement suddenly made the hawker's movements stiff. Then, he was still slurping water. When he was full, he hiccuped with satisfaction and wiped his mouth with his sleeve. Said: "I haven't seen what ghosts are like, but there are always some weird things that cannot be said in the south, and there are always strange things crawling out in some places."
"So, have you studied something?" Li Qiye's eyes fell on him.
"Don't dare, don't dare." The hawker waved his hand in a hurry, and said modestly: "Where is there any research, just to survive, and to save a small life, then it is already satisfied."
"But, the sages of the Buddha's Holy Land don't think so." Li Qiye said this wordlessly.
This made the hawker's expression stiff. After a while, he shook his head gently, and said with a sigh, "How did the predecessors think, how can future generations know? Guess it, even if there is speculation by posterity, it is nothing more than a delusion."
Li Qiye couldn't help but smile, without further questioning.
"Does the guest go south?" the hawker asked seriously.
"Yes, go south." Li Qiye raised his head and looked south, as if his eyes had reached the southern end in an instant.
"Southern end." The vendor also followed Li Qiye's gaze. Although he didn't know where it was, he knew a general idea.
"It's not easy to go south." The hawker said, "Why do you travel south for customers?"
"Close it." Li Qiye said casually, just casually.
The hawker didn't ask, it seems that everything is so natural, it seems that some things don't need words at all, because some things are hidden under this behavior.
"What about you?" After a while, Li Qiye glanced at the vendor and said lightly.
The hawker grabbed his sparse hair and said, “It’s just begging for food. It’s hard to feed yourself these days, let alone suffering other things. Do a small business, come home late at sunrise, On the road, I was afraid of encountering jackal vipers and bad guys. If you are not careful, you will lose your money."
Regarding the hawker's words, Li Qiye couldn't help but smile, and said lightly, "There are many kinds of small business. For God, nine days and ten places, it is just a small object on the counter.
"This is too esoteric, I'm a crude person, I can't understand it." The hawker said with a dry smile.
Li Qiye couldn't help but smiled, and then said casually: "Well, since you are all set up here, then take out something to see if there is anything I want."
"Oh, I almost forgot." The hawker patted his head and yelled, "Look at my head, so forgetful. I haven't spoken to anyone for so long. , I forgot everything."
With that said, the hawker has already laid out his things. In fact, he doesn’t have much merchandise. He just pulled a piece of coarse cloth on the ground and put his things on it in a random manner. , And they are all small objects.
"Guest, take a look, how about this copper furnace?" At this time, the vendor picked up a small incense burner. This small incense burner was made of bronze and was very delicate. Seeing that the corners of the small copper furnace were greenish. , It seems that this copper furnace is some age.
"My incense burner, I dug out of the Buddha's soil myself. As soon as this furnace was unearthed, it was a golden spring from the earth, with sacred lotus growing, divine incense lingering, and Sanskrit sounds endless..." the peddler vowed: " I bet that my incense burner is the supreme treasure of the Buddhist family. Isn’t there a rumor that there is the supreme treasure of the ancient times in the wasteland? I think my incense burner must be that one. The precious treasures of the times."
Li Qiye just glanced at it, smiled faintly, and said: "This is indeed something from that era, and it was indeed dug out from this Buddhist soil, but well, it's just a small magic weapon. ."
"Look at this thing again, the supreme Buddha beads in the western sky." Seeing that Li Qiye's heart was not touched, the vendor immediately picked up another thing, only to see that this string of beads was carved from ancient wood. There is a holy Buddha carved on the beads. Each holy Buddha looks different. Such a string of beads emits a scent of sandalwood. It seems that this string of beads has been enshrined in ancient temples for millions of years.
"This string of Western Heaven Supreme Buddha beads was collected when I was in the capital. I heard that it is a family heirloom treasure. It was passed down from Tianlong Temple and has received millions of high monks. With the blessings of Zai, the beads can drive away evil and evil..." The hawker boasted of the string of beads in his hand.
"Fake—" Li Qiye glanced at it and said faintly: "It's just an imitation."
"-Uh." The peddler was dumbfounded and said, "This, this, is this really an imitation?"
After a while, he yelled like a pig, "The bastard bastard, he used fakes to deceive Lao Tzu. He ate a tiger's heart and a leopard belly. Let's see how Lao Tzu rips your skin and cramps your muscles..."
After learning that his treasure was a fake, the peddler screamed and felt so painful that everyone thought he was about to use a pig knife to kill people immediately.
However, the hawker did not immediately kill with a pig knife. After a string of curses, he picked up another thing, and suddenly he was smiling again, a very standard hawker-like smile.
At this time, the hawker held an ancient stone in his hand and strongly recommended it to Li Qiye, and said, "Look at the visitor, this stone is the death of an immortal outside the sky. Speaking of my stone, it has a lot of background. In ancient times In the age of, when the catastrophe came, the sky suddenly went black... ”
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