What, an iberico pig
The one-eyed boss was stunned for a moment before he realized that the kid was calling him.
His eyes suddenly widened and he said angrily: "You kid, what a black-haired pig! Hand over the jade lock!"
The little boy blinked again and said: "All the pigs killed in the city are like you, covered with black hair, but those pigs have much more black hair than you. If you are not a black-haired pig, what are you?"
He looked innocent, but what he said made the one-eyed boss tremble with anger.
"Wow, I'm so angry! Kid, I think you don't want to live anymore!" He waved a sword light, and the blade hovered over the little boy's head.
An ordinary child would have been so frightened that he would cry and wet his pants.
But the little boy clapped his hands and laughed: "It looks good, it looks so good, let's dance one more time, dance one more time."
The one-eyed boss couldn't help but mutter.
"Is this kid a fool?"
What a shame, he looks so cute, but he's such a fool.
The bandits all shook their heads sadly.
The one-eyed boss became impatient and shouted: "Kid, are you alone in the car? Where are your adults, are they in there?"
The little boy blinked, took out a lollipop from somewhere, and put it in his mouth.
"My mother said that she is sleeping and no one is allowed to disturb her. If you wake me up, just give me a candy and I won't be angry. But my mother's temper is not as good as mine. You woke her up. , tsk tsk…”
He had a babyish voice, but he sounded like an adult when he spoke.
Coupled with its extremely cute appearance, it only made the bandits laugh.
"Boss, this kid said that her mother is sleeping in the car..." The rat-eyed bandit winked and said with a bewildered smile.
"Haha, woman, there is actually a woman in the carriage! Boss, how long have we not seen a woman?" All the bandits' eyes also shone.
A glint flashed in the one-eyed boss's eyes, and he stared at the car curtain without blinking.
This little baby was born so beautiful and cute, his mother must be just like him.
Even if he is not a fairy, he is almost like a fairy.
He suddenly felt itchy.
"Girls in the carriage, come out quickly and I will spare your life!" he shouted in a rough voice.
The little boy's expression changed, he raised his index finger and said "Shhh".
Just here, a lazy voice sounded from the carriage.
"Ling'er, did you mess with the crow?"
The voice sounded lazily like someone who had just woken up, but it was indescribably sweet. When the bandits present heard the voice, their bones froze in half.
The one-eyed boss was even more itchy, his voice was so nice, and his appearance was definitely the same.
This orphan and widowed man actually dared to take this road. He was simply a treasure given to him by God!
The little boy glared at the one-eyed boss with a complaining look, took the lollipop out of his mouth and said, "Mom, I don't dare."
"Since you didn't mess with the crows, why are there crows squawking outside? It's so annoying, how can I sleep? Get rid of these crows quickly and don't disturb me!"
The woman's voice was sullen, and she actually lost her temper with the little boy.
The little boy seemed to be afraid of his mother's anger, so he hurriedly said: "Mom, leave it to me."
The mother and son asked and answered questions, which made the bandits stunned.
When they reacted, they were all furious.
"Okay! After working on it for a long time, that bitch started to beat around the bush and called us crows!"
"She even asked her son to finish us off!"