[It’s almost the end of the month, please give me some monthly tickets]
Farting is a simple thing for a cultivator. As long as one has the power of true essence, one can do it easily. However, farting is simple, but how to fart well, fart a fart that will be passed down through the ages, Sikong Zhaixing said, is not easy at all. It is necessary to let the mind go as it pleases and the Qi go as it pleases.
Put all your mind and thoughts into it.
Only in this way can one fart to collapse the sky and shake the sun and the moon.
Ever since he defeated the Green Emperor with a fart in the world's number one martial arts conference, Sikong Zhaixing discovered that a life orifice had awakened in his body. This life orifice was surprisingly called the Fart Emperor's life orifice.
After this life orifice was awakened, Sikong Zhaixing never dared to tell anyone about it, but he practiced hard every day, constantly tempering the power of the origin, just for this day. So that when he sees the Green Emperor in the future, he will have a killer weapon to win.
Seeing Green Emperor was because of the resentment in his mind every day, and he completely dispelled his fear of him. He turned around and faced Green Emperor.
"The Emperor's Life Secret - Five Spiced Arhat Fart!!"
"Look at me being so angry that the sky collapses!!"
Sikong Zhaixing's face was ferocious and he opened his mouth and let out a loud roar.
This qi is extraordinary. One qi can reach the sky.
boom!!
There was a bang behind Sikong Zhaixing's buttocks. A stream of exhaust gas was discharged from his body. This gas had turned from invisible to visible, and it was colorful. It could be seen that five distinct gas streams intertwined together and turned into a golden body of an Arhat. Outside the Arhat's body, five-colored phantom lights flickered, as if five gases were rising. It was lifelike.
As soon as it appeared, it rushed towards the Green Emperor.
One can see that five very strange and terrifying odors are rising from the body of this arhat. Each of these five gases is fragrant, and can be called a wonderful fragrance, which makes people feel extremely enjoyable when they smell it.
This Five-spice Arhat collided with the green fire swung by the Green Emperor, and as if it had a mind, it waved its fist and hit the green fire with an Arhat Fist, trying to shatter the green fire directly. However, the green fire was very strange, as if it was illusory, and it went straight through the Five-spice Arhat and still went towards Sikong Zhaixing.
However, the Five-spice Arhat did not stop, and still appeared in front of the Green Emperor with a force, with a strange smile on his face. It seemed to be some kind of evil smile. The five energies on his body intertwined and merged together.
Suddenly, a terrifying scene appeared.
The entire Five-Spice Arhat suddenly burst into five-colored strange light, and its entire body expanded violently. Then, it exploded in front of the Green Emperor without hesitation.
Boom! !
This explosion was more violent than thunder. It was extremely overbearing. The destructive power of the explosion was extremely violent, with a momentum of Arhat collapsing the sky, containing the power of Arhat, and was extremely powerful. Its power was definitely not inferior to any full-strength attack of any Life Acupoint Realm strongman, and even more destructive.
"Ah, it stinks. My nose."
Only two screams were heard at the same time.
A layer of green water curtain appeared outside the Green Emperor's body, covering his entire body. The explosion of the Five Spiced Arhat did not cause any damage to him, but only broke the green water curtain. But then, the Green Emperor screamed and hugged his nose with his two claws. His eyes were straight and he was stunned for a moment, then he opened his mouth and vomited continuously. He vomited out all the food he had just eaten.
Vomiting and screaming, he quickly escaped from the five-colored fog area and rolled on the ground vomiting.
That's the expression of someone wishing he could die.
Sima Zhaixing screamed miserably. When the Green Emperor passed through the Five-spice Arhat and landed on his body, it burned his buttocks. The clothes on his buttocks were instantly ignited, revealing his big buttocks. Even if Sikong Zhaixing used his cultivation power to form a protective body outside his body, he still couldn't completely block the green fire. The green fire was very domineering. Like a borer on the tarsal bone.
However, Sima Zhaixing was also extraordinary. I don't know what material the underwear he was wearing was made of, but it was red all over. It was a pair of red underwear. The green fire burned on it, and it actually emitted a layer of red precious light, blocking part of the green fire. Although Sima Zhaixing screamed in pain, it was unable to cause any complete damage to him. It could be said that his butt was being roasted through the red underwear. It was painful all the same.
“Ah, that hurts. My butt is on fire. It’s on fire.”
Sikong Zhaixing screamed and ran wildly. He suddenly pressed his buttocks to the ground, trying to put out the fire on his buttocks with soil. But as soon as he sat down, he jumped up. His buttocks were burned and it hurt. Sitting down was like sitting on pins and needles. It was really miserable. He sat down quickly and jumped up even faster.
Brush, brush, brush!!
One after another, the water ball charms kept hitting his buttocks. They turned into balls of water and fell on the green fires. He didn't know what the green fires were. These charms had no effect on the green fires. They had no effect at all.
"Disgusting, it's so disgusting. It stinks, it stinks extremely bad. You damn farting spirit, fart demon, I will never let you go."
The Green Emperor rolled on the ground. The stench was so pervasive that it penetrated deep into his soul. Any one of the five fragrant farts, when released separately, would have a wonderful fragrance, but when the five were combined together, it would have an indescribable stench. It was so nauseating that it would make people die. It was painful. It was really too painful.
The Green Emperor was already foaming at the mouth.
He looked completely hopeless.
"Green Emperor, you damned vicious dog, don't think I can't do anything to you. A mere green fire can't burn me to death. Look at my magical power - Chrysanthemum Heavenly Fart!!"
Sikong Zhaixing roared, his face stern.
boom!!
Suddenly, another light sound came from behind.
Looking closely, a ball of orange-yellow gas spurted out from behind Sikong Zhaixing's butt, and strangely turned into a bright and beautiful chrysanthemum behind his butt. It was very gorgeous, as if one could see the chrysanthemum growing and even blooming in an instant.
Then, the chrysanthemum exploded all of a sudden.
The ground was covered with withered chrysanthemums. The petals were scattered in all directions like snowflakes, and each petal exuded a strange smell that was unbearable. Moreover, the petals looked light and fluttery, but in fact, each one was as sharp as a knife.
The chrysanthemum bloomed and exploded, causing the green fire covering the buttocks to shatter and wash away from the buttocks. After all, farts are just a breath of air, and the green fire will also be blown away.
Looks pretty brutal.
“It stinks!!”
"It smells good but stinks. I feel so sick that I want to vomit."
"Retreat quickly, retreat quickly, retreat back, this is poisoning."
"I'm really going to throw up."
A large number of minotaurs below looked at the chrysanthemum petals and subconsciously smelled them. Suddenly, some of the minotaurs' faces turned black, and then their bodies shook and they sprayed out from their mouths.
Vomited.
They vomited until the sky was dark. They vomited until their intestines were about to come out. They vomited a lot, and in the end, they could only foam at the mouth. There was a hint of fear in their eyes when they looked at Sikong Zhaixing.
"Ah! My ass."
Although the green fire burst out, Sikong Zhaixing still let out screams. He felt that his buttocks were really burnt and roasted. When his underwear was stripped off, it must be red and horrible to look at.
"Asshole, you old thief are actually a fart maniac."
The three-eyed warrior who was chasing Sikong Zhaixing at high speed suddenly stopped in mid-air after seeing all this. Moreover, he subconsciously retreated a distance. He looked at Sikong Zhaixing with an unfriendly look, and his face was filled with fear.
I am also scared.
"Fortunately, this bastard fart demon didn't use his fart skills on me. Otherwise, I would have no face to see my clan members in the future. It would definitely be a shame that I can never wash away in my lifetime. I didn't expect this old thief to have such a killer move."
The strong man of the Three-Eyed Clan was secretly afraid.
When he thought about chasing after Sikong Zhaixing, he couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart.
Fortunately, fortunately I am lucky enough.
"This emperor wants to kill you."
The Green Emperor rolled on the ground for a long time before he recovered, but he had vomited everything in his stomach, even the bitter bile.
However, at this time, a hint of murderous intent appeared in the Green Emperor's eyes.
"Save me, Fellow Daoist, Fellow Daoist Yi, please take care of your dog. I have information, important information."
At this moment, Sikong Zhaixing also looked at Yi Tianxing and shouted loudly.
He knew that only Yi Tianxing could control the vicious dog Green Emperor, and no one else could do it. Even the carefully prepared magical powers could not suppress Green Emperor. He already felt that something was wrong.
He felt as if his hands were losing control. The situation was getting serious.
"Damn it, as expected, the Green Emperor is a vicious dog that cannot be beaten. If you beat him, you will be in trouble. It's over."
Sikong Zhaixing smiled bitterly in his heart, and he felt that his hands were really out of control.
brush!!
Star Picking Hands!!
The right hand swung out without warning.
However, this grab was not directed at anyone, but at himself.
It has to be said that his star-picking hand is indeed extremely mysterious, and can be described as a miraculous move that can steal the sky and change the day with nothing.
When he was grabbed, Sikong Zhaixing suddenly felt a chill on his body and he actually took off his clothes himself.
"Red bellyband!!"
When Green Emperor saw that Sikong Zhaixing actually stripped himself, he was stunned. Then he pointed at Sikong Zhaixing and laughed loudly.
"Red bellyband, you're wearing a red bellyband and red underwear. This is almost making me laugh to death. You, a fart demon, have such a hobby. It's just too funny." The Green Emperor laughed so hard that he rolled on the ground holding his stomach. His eyes were almost popping out of his mouth.
"... ... ... "
When Yi Tianxing saw this, the muscles on his face couldn't help but twitch. He felt like there were thunder and needles piercing his eyes. A grown man wearing a red bellyband and red underwear was really an eye-catcher.
This is super spicy.
Jia Xu and others also had strange expressions on their faces.
I wanted to laugh but couldn't, and I felt like my eyes were going blind.