"Uncle, uncle, tell me a story."
The little nephew Li Zhixing is over five years old, and now it is time for the nursery school to be on vacation, so he stays at home every day. Such an older child is at an age when he is full of energy and curious about everything. Li Shiqiang's parents can't control it at all, or they can't bear to control it, which makes this little guy extremely naughty and... annoying!
Feng Yu came back, and the little guy immediately pestered Feng Yu and asked Feng Yu to play with him and tell him stories. It would be fine if Feng Yu was just asked to tell stories, but this little guy was not honest when listening to the stories. He always asked questions about this and that, which made Feng Yu feel very unfulfilled!
"Uncle, will you take you to build a snowman?"
"Building a snowman is no fun. I kicked the snowman you built down. It's not strong at all!" the little nephew said very dissatisfied.
Well, in the eyes of naughty children, the snowman is just for kicking!
"How about I take you to play the game console?"
"Feng Yu, don't let him play the game console!" My sister who was cooking in the kitchen stuck her head out and yelled.
"Okay, uncle will tell you a story, but you have to listen carefully and don't interrupt me." Feng Yu asked his nephew to sit next to him and think about what story he should tell.
"Then you can't fool me. I've heard many other stories. I want to hear new ones!" the little nephew told the conditions.
"No problem, let's tell a new story. I'll make sure you haven't heard it before. Then uncle, let me tell you a story about Calabash Baby fighting Ultraman."
Feng Yu doesn't plan to tell the story that is too long, otherwise he will be pestered by this little guy these days. If Feng Yu dares not to tell the rest of the story, Li Zhixing will pull his grandfather over and teach Feng Yu a lesson!
This bastard actually learned how to pretend to cry! Feng Yu didn't notice last time and was severely scolded by his father. If mom hadn't stopped him, looking at dad's posture, he might have taken action.
Therefore, Feng Yu could only make up stories and give him a chaotic battle between fairy tale characters!
"Uncle, why are Calabash and Ultraman fighting? Calabash is from China, but Ultraman is not."
"They're not that far apart. You can fly there by plane. Besides, Ultraman can fly, right?"
"But Calabash Baby is from ancient times. They didn't have airplanes at that time!"
"Calabash Baby has lived from ancient times to modern times. Is there any problem this time?"
"Which one is the good guy, Calabash or Ultraman?"
Feng Yu had a black line on his face, where did this little kid come from so many problems!
"Do you want to listen or not? If you don't listen, I won't talk!"
"Okay, tell me then, there's nothing to do now anyway."
Feng Yu is so depressed. This little guy is using me to kill time!
"...Then Ultraman sent out a move called Dynamic Light Wave, and Beep Beep Beep Calabash duck dodged and sprayed out a flame from his mouth, burning Ultraman to death. Okay, the story is over." Feng Yu I am very satisfied with the story I made up.
"That's not right. Didn't Ultraman come from an alien planet? Why is he afraid of heat?"
"Because the gourd baby spits out the true fire of samadhi, and its temperature is higher than ordinary flames."
"Which samadhi are the true fire samadhis?"
How the hell do I know which Samadhi it is? I have only heard of Samadhi Zhenhuo in my two lives, and no one has ever said which Samadhi it is! Why do you have so many questions? Can't you just listen to the story casually? How can you find so many faults!
Feng Yu found that he had encountered a hurdle. He could deal with politicians, profiteers, and deceive engineers and scientists into working for him, but why couldn't he deal with this little guy
"Hey, the meal is ready. Uncle will take you to wash your hands and get ready to eat."
Li Zhixing stepped on the small stool and washed his hands, then turned around and asked: "Uncle, you haven't said yet, which samadhi is the real fire samadhi? Why can it burn Ultraman to death?"
There was a sound of opening the door, and Feng Yu was overjoyed: "Hurry up, your dad is back, go pick up your dad."
Feng Yu was relieved when he saw his nephew running out. I really don’t know what this little guy is like in school. If he has so many problems, will the nursery school teacher have a big head
"Xiaoyu, aren't children cute? After you get married to Li Na, you should have children as soon as possible." Li Shiqiang hugged Li Zhixing and said with a smile.
"Haha, let's talk again, let's talk again."
cute? Why didn't I notice it
Take him to build blocks, and he throws the blocks everywhere. Take him to build a snowman, and he kicks the snowman. Tell him stories, and his questions can make people collapse!
But Feng Yu also noticed that the little guy seemed to be very well-behaved. Could he be like this in front of me
Feng Yu had no experience in coaxing children.
During the meal, Li Zhixing was very quiet, not even a grain of rice was left. Whether it was vegetables or meat, he ate everything in the bowl. He was extremely well-behaved.
Feng Yu once thought that maybe what happened in the morning was all an illusion, but soon he was brought back to reality.
"Uncle, I've finished eating. Can you tell me a story?"
"Ah, uncle hasn't finished eating yet, you go take a nap first."
"Mom said, if you just finished eating and can't sleep, tell me a story."
"Then you go and play first, and then we'll talk after uncle finishes eating."
"You've finished all the rice in your bowl and put down your chopsticks. Haven't you finished yet?"
Are all children so smart now? !
"Okay, then uncle will tell you another story about Ultraman vs. Transformers." This time they are all aliens, so they can't go wrong.
"Uncle, we haven't finished telling the story just now. Which Samadhi is True Fire?"
Why does this little guy still remember it
"Why don't uncle take you to buy toys? Uncle will take you to the supermarket. There are many toys there. You can take whatever you want!"
"Can I have a toy car?"
"No problem, what do you want?"
After asking this question, Feng Yu regretted it. Sure enough, the little guy posed a problem for Feng Yu.
"I want to drive the same car as my father." Li Zhixing said excitedly.
"That's not a toy. You can't drive that kind of car."
"You can make it smaller. Can't you? I knew grandma was lying to me. Uncle can't do everything."
Hey, let me rub it, the little guy can also provoke the general... Your uncle still does this!
"Just wait, uncle will definitely get you a toy car you like before the Chinese New Year."
"The one that can be opened must be guaranteed."
"Guaranteed to drive!" Feng Yu still didn't believe it. A car factory couldn't make a toy car
What if an engineer comes to make toys? This time, my friend is using power for personal gain. Let me see who can tell what!
"That uncle will find someone to do it for you right now."
"Uncle, wait a minute, I have a painting here, you can make it according to this."
Feng Yu looked at the crayon drawing in his hand and was speechless. This guy even designed the shape himself? This was clearly planned. No wonder I was so impatient today. This was intentional!
Okay, uncle will never let you down! But if you took away the toy car and tortured your uncle like this, then don't blame your uncle! (To be continued.)