Mei'er suddenly became furious, pushed Xia Tian away suddenly, and asked angrily: "Hey, why are you still beating him?"
"Uh..." Zhu Yi over there just fell to the ground, let out a painful groan, and then coughed a few times, "Ahem, girl, I don't blame that boy this time. I saw you two making out and wanted to sneak up on him. Hold...well, it hurts so much, can't you please be gentle?"
Xia Tian also spoke at this time: "Wife Mei'er, you heard it too, don't blame me!"
Mei'er was stunned. Her mind was a little confused just now, so she didn't notice that Zhu Yi wanted to sneak attack Xia Tian. Now that she heard Zhu Yi proactively admit it, she also realized that at least this time, she really couldn't blame Xia Tian. , she even felt that if she found out that Zhu Yi took the opportunity to make a sneak attack, she would kick Zhu Yi away.
"Wife Meier, let me kiss you again." Xia Tian reached out and hugged Meier again, kissing her lips at the same time.
"No!" Mei'er refused, and then covered her mouth with her hands. Naturally, Xia Tian couldn't succeed.
"Wife Meier, how could you do this?" Xia Tian was a little unhappy, "You can kiss me, why can't I kiss you?"
"No, it's no!" Mei'er said angrily: "Don't forget what you promised me last night!"
Xia Tian was a little depressed, so he settled for the next best thing: "Then it's okay if I give you a hug?"
"No way!" Meier refused again.
"Ahem..." Zhu Yi finally got up from the ground, "I said, you two, where are you going with this? Girl, you obviously like this kid, so it's okay to let him hug and kiss you. Don’t worry about me, I’ll pretend I didn’t see it.”
"Damn old man, you finally said something humane!" Xia Tian's favorable impression of Zhu Yi skyrocketed immediately.
"Boy, even if you are better than me, you can't talk nonsense. I said I'm not a bad old man, I'm only in my early forties!" Zhu Yi protested again, "A man is forty-one flowers, and I am now It’s the golden age of flowers and jade!”
"You're not a woman, you're still as beautiful as a flower." Xia Tian curled her lips, "Also, don't you know how to look in the mirror? Look at you like this, and when I say you are a bad old man, I am just praising you. If you don't have a mirror, , just take a photo of the wine bottle!"
Zhu Yi actually picked up a wine bottle and took a look at it twice, then looked at Mei'er: "Girl, is it really bad for me to be like this? I know you are kinder and won't hit me on purpose like that kid."
Mei'er is indeed kind-hearted, at least compared to Xia Tian, her heart is much better. No, her answer is also very tactful: "Captain Zhu, you are actually fine now, you just look older."
"Okay, girl, I understand. I'll go in and clean up now. Also, you two wait for me. I'll treat you to a drink later." Zhu Yi finally believed that his current image was very bad. After saying this , and immediately entered the house.
Seeing Zhu Yi enter the house, Xia Tian began to encourage Meier to leave: "Wife Meier, let's go, it's almost noon, let's go have dinner."
"Are you hungry?" Meier asked angrily.
"Well, I'm a little hungry. I didn't eat enough just now." Xia Tian replied seriously.
"Weren't you full just now?" Meier felt a little strange for a moment, "Have you just eaten?"
"Yes, wife Meier, I just ate from you, but you didn't let me eat, so I'm a little hungry..." Xia Tian replied with a smile.
"Can you stop being so 'sexy' all day long?" Mei'er interrupted Xia Tian angrily: "Also, if you want to go to dinner, go by yourself or eat with you, I might as well drink here! "
"Wife Meier, do you actually like drinking?" Xia Tian asked a little surprised.
"Who said I like drinking?" Mei'er snorted, "I just don't like eating with you."
"Wife Meier, I understand. Just as I like to eat you more, you must also like to eat me more, that's why you don't like eating." Xia Tian replied seriously.
I wanted to hit Mei'er in Xia Tian, but I was speechless when I heard this. Who is this person? His ability to be sentimental is definitely the best in history.
Mei'er decided not to pay attention to Xia Tian anymore and stood in the yard waiting for Zhu Yi to come out. Of course she didn't really want to drink with Zhu Yi, but after all, Zhu Yi was once a legendary agent of the dark team. Now that Zhu Yi has returned to normal, she You need to ask Zhu Yi if he is still interested in returning to the dark group. If he is willing to go back, it will certainly be a good thing for the dark group.
"Girl, am I feeling good now?" After a few minutes, Zhu Yi's voice came again.
Mei'er and Xia Tian looked at it together, and then they were both stunned. Zhu Yi had simply changed a lot.
Before, Zhu Yi looked like a bad old man like a beggar, a messy old drunkard, but now, Zhu Yi looks like a standard successful person in the eyes of ordinary people.
The beard was shaved off, the hair was cut short, and he wore a suit and tie. In summer, you can even smell that Zhu Yi actually sprayed some perfume on his body!
"Well, Captain Zhu, you are doing well as you are now." Meier said truthfully.
"Hey, I believe you are not a bad old man now. Looking at you, you are indeed only in your forties." Xia Tian also said something.
"Hehe, let me tell you, I just need to tidy up, and you will definitely look as good as before!" Hearing the answers from the two of them, Zhu Yi was very excited, "Let's go, girl, boy, I will take you two to drink. , I know a place where the wine is very delicious, let me tell you, your Moutai Lafite and the like are much better, and they are quite cheap!”
"Okay, let's go have a drink." Xia Tian rolled his eyes and immediately agreed.
Meier glanced at Xia Tian a little strangely, because she felt that Xia Tian agreed too readily and there must be some conspiracy.
Of course, Mei'er didn't care too much. This guy really had a conspiracy and he definitely wanted to take advantage of her. It wouldn't be a big deal.
"Let's go, let's go. The drinking place is not far from here. It only took half an hour for me to push a wheelchair there. If we walk there, it will probably take ten minutes." Zhu Yi said and walked outside. He also said with emotion, "I haven't used these two legs for a long time. I have to put them to good use now and walk more."
Zhu Yi quickly walked out of the door, followed by Xia Tian and Mei'er. At this moment, a police car drove over, the car stopped, and two policemen, a man and a woman, got out of the car.
"Who is Zhu Yi?" the policewoman asked.
"I am, what? That stinky bitch Lan He called the police?" Zhu Yi asked.
"Mr. Zhu, please come with us to the police station." The male policeman said.
"Hey, he's not free, we're going to have a drink!" Before Zhu Yi could say anything, Xia Tian took over. He decided to get Meier's wife drunk while he was drinking. So, drinking now has no impact on him. It's very important, but we can't let these people ruin it.
"You are..." The policewoman looked at Xia Tian, with a "confused" expression on her face, because she felt that this person looked a bit familiar.
"I am Xia Tian, you stay away from me, or I will beat you up!" Xia Tian said angrily.
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Hearing this name, the policewoman's expression changed, and the male policeman's expression was also unpleasant. They looked at each other, and then the policewoman said: "Sorry, Mr. Xia, we didn't know you were here. Then we won’t bother you!”
After the two said this, they immediately got into the police car and left in a hurry without any hesitation. They were just two ordinary policemen and would never dare to offend a person like Xia Tian.
"I said, boy, you are very famous!" Zhu Yi was stunned, then turned to look at Mei'er, "Girl, what is the background of this boy?"
"He is an omnipotent pervert." Meier used a very simple sentence to summarize Xia Tian's identity.
"Wife Mei'er, you are indeed my beautiful and good wife, you really understand me." Xia Tian answered with a smile, and then glared at Zhu Yi, "Hey, I said bad old man, don't call me a brat. , I am your boss, do you understand? But you don’t have to call me boss, just call me by my name, lest people know that I am your boss and I feel embarrassed. "
Zhu Dun suddenly felt the urge to vomit blood. Is it embarrassing? This guy's tone is really not ordinary.
"Captain Zhu, you should just call him Xia Tian." Meier also said something at this time, because she knew that Xia Tian had a bad temper, and it would be bad if he was unhappy and turned Zhu Yi into a cripple again.
"Okay, girl, I will listen to you. Well, also, girl, don't call me captain, it sounds weird. You can just call me brother, I don't mind. "Zhu Yi obviously misses the title of Brother Yi.
"You are not the first brother, at most you are the pig brother." Xia Tian said casually.
"Brother Zhu... wait a minute, boy, uh, Xia Tian, which Zhu character are you talking about?" Zhu Yi reacted immediately.
"It's just that pig Zhu Bajie." Xia Tian said lazily.
Zhu Yi wanted to vomit blood again, but he turned into Brother Pig!
"I'd better call you Uncle Zhu." Meier said at this time: "You and Uncle Zhao are also friends. I was brought up by Uncle Zhao, so it's appropriate to call you Uncle Zhu."
"This is a good title!" Zhu Yi immediately agreed, and then looked at Xia Tian, "Hey, you are this girl's boyfriend, so you should call me uncle, do you understand?"
"Do you still want me to beat you up?" Xia Tian glared at Zhu Yi.
Zhu Dun didn't dare to speak for a while. The places where he had just been beaten by Xia Tian were still hurting.
After walking forward for a while, Zhu Yicai spoke again: "Here we are, this is it."
Xia Tian looked up and found that there wasn't even a sign in this place, so he hung a lantern with the word "wine" written on it. The place was also very small, and he didn't see anyone drinking inside.
"The wine in this place is delicious?" Xia Tian was a little doubtful, "Zhutou, are you fooling me?"