The saddest thing in life is that you are already in your early thirties, but you have a baby face that looks like you are in your early twenties.
As the chief assistant to the president of Zhongteng, Xu Che has a seven-figure income and owns a house and a car. He should be at the age to start a family and start a business, but he can't even see a girlfriend.
As the little princess of the Sheng family grew up, the time for Sheng Xiao to return home was getting earlier and earlier.
This also means that Xu Che has more and more free time.
In fact, this also had Mu Qiqi's meaning, Xu Che should have found someone to be with each other a long time ago.
It was another boring night, Xu Che was called home by his elder brother for dinner, in fact, it was to arrange a blind date for him.
The other party was an English teacher who had stayed abroad. Hearing that Xu Che's conditions were good, he wanted to meet him. After seeing him, the other party immediately got up and said goodbye.
It was rumored that Xu Che was thirty-two years old, but the young man in front of him had just come of age, right
It's pretty cool, but...
The most unbearable thing for women is that they look older than the people around them, which is why the other party left directly.
"Brother, can you stop making this arrangement?" Xu Che was helpless.
"I'm also thinking about your happiness." A voice came from the kitchen.
"Where's Yangyang?" Xu Che started to change the subject, looking around for his little nephew.
"Recently I'm so addicted to games that I don't even eat..." Brother Xu replied while cooking.
Xu Che pushed open the door of his nephew's room, only to see him frantically pressing the screen with his mobile phone.
"Woo... the star has dropped again." The well-behaved little boy looked up and saw Xu Che, and jumped up, "Hurry up and help me play the game, help me rank, and help me get a star."
Xu Che frowned and took the phone. This kid has been obsessed with mobile games recently.
Glory of Kings is a very popular game recently. Adults and children just need to sit on the sofa for half an hour to play a game. It is indeed very relaxing.
After all, he is also a dignified assistant of Zhongteng, with extraordinary skills, and now he is being pressured by his nephew to play games
"If I help you get to the stars, will you eat obediently?" Xu Che asked the child in his arms.
"Tick tick."
Xu Che put down the child, and then looked at the operation of the game seriously: "What hero do you usually use?"
"Luban..." the child scratched his head and laughed, "Because he is a primary school student and fits my temperament!"
Xu Che shook his head helplessly, and then saw Han Xin in his hero pool: "Did you spend the money?"
"That's not true. I've been saving diamonds for a long time to get crystals." The child hurriedly explained, "Recently, a young lady added me as a friend because she said that I cook cute... She invited me just now, so I don't want to." play with her."
Xu Che sat down on the child's bed, and then saw someone pull him to rank.
The nickname of the game is: Love to win or not to win, and the profile picture is a cute little chubby girl, which is probably the young lady in the children's mouth.
Xu Che responded to the opponent's team formation, and then entered the hero selection interface.
The child's hero library is very small, probably because of the lack of pocket money. Except for Arthur Luban, there is only one Han Xin.
On weekdays, children have been practicing with Luban, so Han Xin has almost no proficiency.
Xu Che chose Han Xin in seconds, and when the child saw it, he panicked: "Uncle, do you know it? Do you know Han Xin?"
"Your father told you, you go quickly." When Xu Che didn't like playing games, someone next to him was chattering non-stop, so he pushed the little kid away.
"Then you hit it hard, I can't drop it anymore..." the child told Xu Che when he was going out.
How can a silver game be lost
Xu Che didn't say a word, but at this time, he saw the fifth floor send a faint sentence: "Little brat, you are promising, choose Han Xin? Hurry up and change it back to the little braised egg."
Not only that, she also chose Li Bai in seconds.
Xu Che didn't move at all, and didn't intend to talk to the other party.
"Hey, you change back to a primary school student, and the young lady will take you away."
The rest of the third floor followed suit: "I'll go, I'm really a primary school student."
"Let's shoot six."
"The two assassins will definitely lose."
The low-end game was like this, Xu Che pretended not to see it at all, and wanted to block it directly to deal with it, but for some reason, seeing Li Bai, Xu Che resisted the urge to block it and waited until the game started.
After the game started, Xu Che saw Li Bai squatting in the haystack of the blue buff, and said a long series of words to Xu Che: "Primary school student, follow me, or just hide in the grass, it's safe!"
Xu Che couldn't bear it anymore, and replied with four words: "You talk a lot."
After finishing speaking, Xu Che went directly to the enemy's wild area, squatted in the haystack in the river, and waited until the opponent's assassin had beaten him in half, then went forward to punish and take the duff, and then jumped back to the river without losing his head. back.
Because it is a low-end game, there is almost no coordination among teammates, so as long as the opponent has a little awareness, they can directly approach our high ground in six minutes.
During the whole process, teammates were swearing.
"Han Xin is rubbish, don't join the group."
"Han Xin is also an assassin, and he can't arrest anyone."
"Everyone is dead, and Han Xin is still playing wild."
However, at this time, Li Bai stood up and said to the other three teammates: "What's wrong with the elementary school students? Aren't you still in the silver game? I brought the elementary school students, and if you want to scold them, I will scold you. You are nothing!"
"Stop calling, hang up!"
The three teammates hang up collectively, without even discussing it.
Then, Li Bai stood under the pagoda, bitter and bitter: "A group of adults are not as good as my little braised eggs, and the elementary school students know that they will never give up."
Xu Che: "..."
"Little braised egg, be good, this round is over, we have another round!"
Xu Che insisted on playing in the wild, and soon released his third piece of equipment, and began to squat against the crispy skin on the opposite side in various places, one kill, two kills, even if four people hang up and drag nine, it is not so easy for him lose.
Immediately afterwards, he grabbed the big dragon from the position of master, and consumed all the opponent's blood to go home.
Then, he took the next route and broke all the way to the opponent's second tower. The opponent came one, one died, and two came and died.
And Li Bai just stood under his own crystal and saw Xu Che's beauty.
"Woooo, you're not the little corned egg I know, who are you?"
Fifteen minutes later, the game was over, and the three people who hung up the phone seemed to be in a daze, and unexpectedly won for no reason.
Afterwards, Xu Che returned the phone to his little nephew to show off his achievements: "Can we have a good meal?"
The little kid was happy when he saw the result, so he said to Xu Che, "I'm telling you quietly, this young lady is the proprietress of the dessert shop at the gate of the community. She's a bit chubby, but she's very cute."
"If you think she is good, marry her back and be my aunt. It doesn't matter if she is fat. The most important thing is that the desserts in her house are really delicious."
Xu Che: "..."
Is this kid a devil
Can you sell my uncle's happiness for food
Even so, when Xu Che left his brother's community, he still paid special attention to the dessert shop at the door, which was called Orange's Nest.
The decoration is bright and cute in a youthful style, which is really liked by children.
Xu Che glanced inside subconsciously, and saw that one of the girls with ball hair was really sitting on a chair playing games. She was indeed chubby, but her skin was unexpectedly good, and she looked round and cute.
He also recognized the avatar in the game, which was herself.
In winter, Xu Che stood at the door of the dessert shop, and within a moment, two shop assistants walked out of it, holding a small piece of Napoleon cake: "Sir, do you want to try it?"
Xu Che took the small piece of dessert and put it in his mouth, no wonder the kid liked it.
"Give me a piece, I'll pack it up and take it away."
"Yes sir, please follow me."
Xu Che followed behind the dessert clerk, but his eyes were on the window.
She is so addicted to games, isn't she afraid that the store will collapse
"Sir, our strawberry cake is also delicious."
"Let's have a piece each." Xu Che didn't know where his curiosity came from, but he was so interested in that round little Li Bai.
He felt that he must be a demon, so after getting the cake, he turned around and left, but at this time, a man came in.
Afterwards, Xu Che heard the sound of slapping the table: "Xiao Yi, what do you mean? It was agreed to send 100,000 yuan to my brother, where is the money? You are very good at raising a handsome boy, why are you so stingy at home?"
Xu Che turned around, but when he saw the girl, he finally put down his phone and stood up: "I am happy to give my hard-earned money to whomever I want!"
"You have a bad boy, he likes you, so I don't say anything, he is using you, you know? You send him to the training of professional game players, you spent a lot of money, the result? People After the fire, do you still know you?"
The man is tall and thin, but lean and vigorous.
Grabbing the girl's hand, she kept tugging: "It's because you are fat, I told you to eat less and give the money to brother, but you didn't listen."
The girl's eyes were red, and she wanted to break free from the man's shackles, but the difference in strength between men and women was too great.
"Give me the money, I'll leave with the money!"
"I didn't!" cried the girl.
When the man heard this, he still wanted to make a move, but Xu Che grabbed his wrist: "You shouldn't hit a woman."
When the other party saw Xu Che's baby face, he immediately smiled and said, "Child, how old are you? You have learned to take care of yourself now..." Before the word "nosy" came out of his mouth, the man's body had already flown from the dessert shop. go out.
Xiao Yi and her phone stared at this scene with wide eyes.
What kind of superman is he
But Xu Che had a calm face and asked Xiao Yi: "Are you okay?"
Xiao Yi held his wrist and shook his head: "Thank you, I'm fine."
"You should call the police."
"The police can't do anything about it. Although I don't want to admit it, he is my elder brother. I showed you a joke today." Xiao Yi said apologetically to Xu Che, "To express my apology, I will give away all the pastries in the store today. Here you go."
Xu Che didn't care about her pastries, but he just looked at her dropped mobile phone and said, "You will be reported soon."
Xiao Yi squatted down immediately: "Ah, my promotion match."
So what is it called? The cake can be given away, but the game can't be lost
Moreover, she was just getting troubled by her rogue brother, and now she is all focused on the game
Do all fat people in the world have this special ability? Forget things very quickly
It's cute, though.