Pan Chuanxiong was one of the three black iron warriors that Ding Qing packaged as a gift to Chu Jun. He had a golden elixir cultivation in the early stages, a sword-shaped eyebrow and bright eyes, a Chinese-speaking face, and a talented person. At first glance, he looked like an upright and upright man. However, This guy is the most coquettish and wretched among the three black iron generals, and his eloquence is even better. His sharp teeth can fool even the birds in the tree.
Among the three black iron generals, Yang Yiqing is rigorous and meticulous, and is called Yang Bailian by the brothers below. Zhou Haitao is calm and majestic, which is very similar to Yuan Shi among the four kings. Pan Chuanxiong has a righteous face. But everyone who knows him knows that he is actually a wretched bitch.
Pan Chuanxiong has a very classic rule that he likes to kick newcomers in the butt. Any newcomer who has just joined the Chu Army has to line up to have him kick the butt. When someone asks him why he does this, he will say seriously: "Wait later." You rookies have become successful, so I can show off to others. Look, I kicked this guy's butt before, how shameless he is!"
Although Pan Chuanxiong is a bitch and slutty, he is deeply loved by his brothers because he is approachable, smiles all day long, and never gets angry easily. Even if his brothers call him "Smiling Bear" in front of his face, he is not annoyed and is in a good mood. I will also promise you something.
At this time, the Smiling Bear was sitting in the hall of the Lord's Mansion of Haijiao City with a smile on his face, but opposite him was Liu Yong, the visiting great minister of Tiance Palace.
Liu Yong looked at the friendly smiling guy in front of him and couldn't help showing a kind smile. He cupped his hands and said, "Are you the master of Chu Fei?"
Pan Chuanxiong laughed continuously and said: "Master Da Ce has misunderstood. My surname is Pan and my first name is Chuanxiong. The hero whose heroic deeds will be passed down forever is a general of the Chu army. Our commander is practicing in seclusion and it is inconvenient to meet Qing Da Ce. Please bear with me!"
Pan Chuanxiong deliberately emphasized the word "marshal" a little more clearly, which meant that we are regular troops, not bandits. Please don't call our commander-in-chief "big boss".
Liu Yong's eyes flashed, and he stroked his beard and said: "It turns out to be General Pan. What a coincidence. I am here to visit on behalf of His Royal Highness the Lord of the Chongming Military Palace this time, and Commander Chu has actually gone into seclusion!"
Pan Chuanxiong's expression was straightened, and he said in a very regretful tone: "That's it, I'm so sorry. Our commander is just in retreat to prepare for the Nascent Soul stage. It's hard to say when he will be released from isolation. It could be a few months at a faster time, or a slower time. I’m afraid it will take a year and a half!”
Liu Yong frowned and said, "It takes so long?"
Pan Chuanxiong smiled and said: "No, it's not easy to attack Yuanying. No one can say how long it will take. If you have anything to do, please tell me. If it's inconvenient, please go back and wait for the commander to come out." I will send someone to inform you!"
"Then I will tell you the truth!" Liu Yong said calmly: "The ghost tribe invaded our human world, slaughtered our human race, and devoured our souls. It is really outrageous. As a member of the human race cultivators, we should be in the same boat and work together. Fight against the ghost clan, drive these filthy and cruel races out of the human world, and finally annihilate them!"
Pan Chuanxiong nodded in agreement: "Yes, your guest is absolutely right. I deeply agree with you. Moreover, the purpose of our Chu Army is to expel the ghost tribe!"
Liu Yong nodded and said: "In this case, the Chu army and our Chongming army have the same goal and the same enemy, and they should cooperate with each other!"
"Yes, I completely agree with your suggestion!"
Liu Yong couldn't help but be stunned. This seemed to be a bit too smooth. This guy's free-flowing echo made people feel a bit unreliable.
"The guest, please continue... Well, Niu Jin, hurry up and refill the tea for the guest!" Pan Chuanxiong howled.
Soon a tall and thick soldier ran in carrying a big teapot, said with a long voice and a silly smile: "Come on!" Then he filled the cup in front of Pan Chuanxiong.
Pan Chuanxiong couldn't help but scolded: "Hey, can you look a little brighter? Your guest's cup is over there!"
The big-headed soldier scratched his head in embarrassment and added tea to Liu Yong's cup, but he lifted it high and the cup of water splashed out a lot.
Pan Chuanxiong kicked this guy in the butt and cursed: "Grandma, how are you doing this? You're as stupid as a cow, get out of here!"
The big-headed soldier felt aggrieved and ran out, touching his butt!
"Haha, I'm sorry to make you laugh. Our marshal says that women cause trouble and bring bad luck, so he doesn't like to be served by delicate maids, so he only has some rough-and-tumble soldiers to serve him tea and water. !" Pan Chuanxiong said with a smile: "By the way, what were we talking about just now?"
Liu Yong couldn't help but have black lines on his head. He didn't dare to touch the tea cup anymore, because the hands of the guy who poured the tea just now were dirty, as if he had just dug mud.
"As I said just now, our Chongming Army and the Chu Army have the same goal..."
"Yes, that's it, keep talking!"
"Since our Chongming Army entered Xingchen Continent, it has been unstoppable. We defeated the ghost army and fled, and recovered an area of nearly 100,000 miles. Not long ago, we also occupied Chendou City and Xingdou City, and almost captured the ghost marshal Ghost King Lie alive. …”
"Your Chongming Army is so powerful, I admire you so much!" Pan Chuanxiong said with admiration.
Liu Yong showed off his achievements. He originally wanted to state his purpose in one breath, but was interrupted by Pan Chuanxiong. He had to say modestly: "Pan Changjun is ridiculous. Your Chu army has risen rapidly and occupied three cities. It shows that your strength is quite inferior." vulgar!”
"Haha, blah, blah, blah, our Chu army is just fighting in a small way, how can we match the might and domineering power of the Chongming army, swallowing thousands of miles like a tiger, and killing the ghost army like shit!"
Liu Yong's eyelids twitched and he quickly said: "General Pan is overly praised!"
"What I'm saying is true. Chongmingzhou's brilliant achievements have demonstrated the majesty and dignity of our human race, and have given a bad breath to all human cultivators. It's so mighty!"
"General Pan, the purpose of my visit this time is to discuss cooperation with your Chu army!" Liu Yong was afraid that this unreliable guy would go too far again, so he quickly stated his purpose bluntly.
Pan Chuanxiong nodded and said: "So that's it. Cooperation is of course good, but how to cooperate?"
Liu Yong smiled and said: "It's very simple, fight the enemy together!"
"Well, of course that's no problem!" Pan Chuanxiong patted his chest and said, "You don't need to ask the commander for instructions. He will agree to anything about fighting the ghost tribe. If you Chongming Army needs help in the future, just send us a message. , the Chu army will definitely help!”
Liu Yong couldn't help but laugh or cry. He resisted Hai Bian's impulse and said, "General Pan, our cooperation is full cooperation!"
"Full cooperation? What do you mean?"
"It means unified management, unified organization, and one command!" Liu Yong said calmly.
Pan Chuanxiong's expression suddenly changed, and he frowned: "You mean a merger?"
"You can say that!"
Pan Chuanxiong looked embarrassed and said: "This is not good!"
Liu Yong said calmly: "If General Pan can't make the decision, you can ask your commander-in-chief to come out!"
Pan Chuanxiong took a breath like a toothache and said: "There is no need to ask for instructions, I, the general, have made the decision!"
Liu Yong said dubiously: "You can make the decision?"
"Since the Chongming Army is so kind that it's hard to refuse and actively asks to join our Chu Army, I don't think the commander-in-chief will refuse, so I will boldly agree to your request!" Pan Chuanxiong said seriously.
No matter how good-tempered Liu Yong was, he suddenly changed his temper. He suddenly stood up and said in a deep voice: "General Pan is just trying to amuse me!"
Pan Chuanxiong said in surprise: "Why did Minister Da Ce say this?"
Liu Yong couldn't help being secretly angry. If this guy in front of him wasn't an idiot, he must be amusing himself. He actually wanted the Chongming Army to join their Chu Army. He must have lost his mind!
Liu Yong forcibly suppressed the anger in his chest, and instantly regained his calm and elegant look, saying calmly: "General Pan, I don't care whether you are pretending to be stupid or really stupid, this time I represent the Chongming Army and come to surrender your Chu Army. Yes, my attitude has been made clear. If your Chu army refuses to submit, then our Chongming army’s combat warships will appear in the sky above Haijiao City!"
Pan Chuanxiong said with a sudden look on his face: "It turns out that you want our Chu army to surrender. Why don't you just say it? I have misunderstood you. Haha, my guest, please calm down and sit down and chat slowly... Niu Jin, hurry up and give me some tea." !”
The five big and three thick soldiers immediately ran in to add tea again. This time he made no mistake, but Liu Yong's tea was still full. This guy was smart for once and poured out the cup and poured another cup.
Liu Yong couldn't help frowning, holding back his anger and sitting down again to see what kind of medicine this guy was selling!
Pan Chuanxiong said with a mean smile: "Haha, Chief Minister, let's have a cup of tea to calm down. This is all a misunderstanding!"
Liu Yong said calmly: "Then what do you Chu Army mean? Give me a clear statement, so I can go back and report to His Highness the Palace Master!"
Pan Chuanxiong said in embarrassment: "It's not impossible for our Chu army to submit to your Chongming army, but... I can't make the decision. I have to ask the commander-in-chief for instructions on this matter. And if we surrender to you, then we people..."
Liu Yong's heart moved, and he understood that this guy was worried about his future after surrendering, so he hurriedly vowed: "General Pan, don't worry, after your Chu army surrenders, everyone's positions will not change, and those who are capable will be promoted as appropriate!"
Pan Chuanxiong's eyes lit up and he said, "I'll report it to the commander as soon as I get off the horse after he comes out of seclusion!"
Liu Yong frowned and said, "That's taking too long. Pan Changjun might as well inform your commander now!"
Pan Chuanxiong immediately lowered his voice, leaned forward, and said with a mysterious expression: "Young Master Da Ce, you don't know something. Our commander-in-chief is very cruel, and he kills people at every turn. If I disturb him when he is about to attack Yuanying, he might be killed right away. Just turn your back and kill someone, I don’t dare to get into trouble with this!”
Liu Yong's eyes flashed and he said disappointedly: "So we really have to wait until your commander comes out of isolation before we can talk?"
"Haha, I'm really sorry, this is the only way!"
"Then I'll take my leave first!"
"There's no rush, there's no hurry. In fact, we can negotiate some conditions first, and we can fulfill them as soon as the commander comes out of seclusion!"
"No need, let's wait until your commander comes out of seclusion. Say goodbye!" Liu Yong stood up and said with cupped hands.
Pan Chuanxiong had no choice but to say regretfully: "Okay then, I'll take you out of the city!"
As soon as Liu Yong left Haijiao City, his expression immediately turned gloomy, a coldness flashed in his eyes, and he said calmly: "I thought it was a monkey trick, dragging the word trick, it's extremely ridiculous!"
In the hall, Xiaoxue had already stopped laughing and giggled: "Smiley Bear, you are so good at making jokes. People almost laughed out loud when they heard it. Then Liu Yong must be half angry to death!"
"I didn't expect you to be quite capable of deception!" Fan Jian said.
Pan Chuanxiong chuckled: "Thank you Brother Jian for the compliment!"
Tao Feifei glanced at Li Xiangjun and asked cautiously: "Can I deceive him?"
Li Xiangjun smiled and said: "Of course not, but just drag him for a while!"
"Hehe, I'll just continue to cheat next time I come here!" Pan Chuanxiong smiled lewdly.
PS: I’m going to write a big story, but I don’t seem to have a good grasp of it. My brain is short-circuited!