"Blackened black ash, chemical fertilizer ash will volatilize and become black gray flowers will fly back..." Director Huo watched Ling Ran suture the hepatic portal vein, and then he said a series of tongue twisters, "Next sentence."
At this time, there were as many as seven doctors gathered in the operating room. They looked at each other, but they didn't dare to talk. They silently repaired the intestines, filled the bile ducts, sucked blood, and began to treat the trauma of the limbs... The liver belongs to Ling Ran. , others are not qualified to move.
Huo Congjun curled his lips: "You guys can't do it like this. You can't speak clearly. How can you argue with people when you go to the podium of an international conference? Isn't that right... look at me, the ashes will turn gray and black. Fertilizer will volatilize and become black ashes Taboo flying flowers turn into ashes..."
The doctors who stayed up all night, listening to it, their heads are going to sink.
A doctor sent from the General Surgery Department couldn't help but said, "Aren't all international conferences now in English?"
There was silence in the operating room.
Zuo Liangcai couldn't help looking at this gentleman, and said, "Doctor Liu, is it appropriate for you to talk to our director like this?"
"That's right, Dr. Liu, the superior doctor chats with you, you don't know how to chat, and you can't directly complain." A certain resident doctor shouted loudly, hoping that the director would remember himself because of this.
Even Nurse Niu, who was an itinerant nurse today, looked at Dr. Liu with contempt, and said, "Young doctors nowadays don't even know what a joke is."
Doctor Liu, who came from Puwai, woke up with a jolt, and hurriedly said: "No... I felt like I was falling asleep just now, and my brain was full of ammonia, as if I was drunk."
"Drunk on the operating table, is it plausible?" Zuo Liangcai said, with a more serious tone, and said: "There is ammonia in my head, I believe it."
Several people laughed out loud.
"Are you sober now?" Huo Congjun smiled and looked at Dr. Liu, who was in general surgery, and looked extraordinarily amiable.
Doctor Liu whispered: "I'm awake, Director Huo, I'm sorry, I was talking nonsense just now."
"It's not nonsense, it's because our understanding is different." Huo Congjun raised his head and said with a smile: "Don't underestimate the international academic language, from Latin to German to English, it took hundreds of years It’s a process, right? I think it’s okay for our domestic doctors to focus on domestic cases and publish papers in their mother tongue and speak at international conferences.”
Doctor Liu looked at Huo Congjun blankly: "You are right."
"That's right, so, it's also very important for us to speak our mother tongue well." Huo Congjun then faced Dr. Liu, his teeth crooked: "Red Carp's family has a little green donkey named Li Jijiu..."
Doctor Liu was puzzled.
"If you don't know how to say the next sentence, you can just learn what Director Huo said." Zuo Liang sighed, feeling that this guy is as stupid as a new ktv princess who has to teach himself how to speak, not professional at all , the key is not cute yet.
Dr. Liu said hesitantly, "Red Carp's family has a little donkey, Li Lulu..."
Huo Congjun burst out laughing, and then laughed out loud.
The atmosphere in the operating room suddenly became more relaxed.
Zuo Liangcai looked at Dr. Liu and joked, "Is that right? There is a future."
Dr. Liu was overwhelmed, and explained again: "I really felt that I was going to fall asleep just now, and I didn't know what I said."
Zuo Liangcai smiled: "Did you feel a little sleepy, and then decided to scratch the tiger's butt with your nose hair?"
Dr. Liu was taken aback, frowned, and said loudly: "As a doctor, who do you think can't touch a tiger's butt?"
Huo Congjun's eyeballs slightly turned 120 degrees to the left and turned five and a half times.
Zuo Liangcai's legs went limp.
"His tears are still dry, but his blood cannot coagulate, its bloodshot beauty..." The familiar "Goshawk" by Tengger came from Director Huo's cell phone.
The little doctors in the emergency department, listening to the voice of the boss's mobile phone, can already beat to the song.
The resident doctor who was in charge of the suction was so ordinary that he couldn't remember his name. He couldn't help but look into the patient's abdominal cavity, wondering if the blood was really congealed.
"Pick up the phone." Huo Congjun said to the itinerant nurse.
Nurse Niu pulled out the phone from his pocket, pressed the answer button, and put it next to Huo Congjun's ear.
"It's surgery." Huo Congjun said first.
"Well, Director Huo, I'm Lao Jia, Lao Jia from Liukai County Hospital." The voice on the phone was loud, and he could hear it clearly in the empty operating room.
Huo Congjun signaled Ling Ran to continue, and said "Oh" to himself, and said with a smile, "Director Jia, we met in the capital last time, why don't you call me when you have time?"
"Well... I have a car accident trauma patient here. He is very young, only 26 years old. He was sent to our hospital at 6 o'clock this morning. It was confirmed that his liver had ruptured. Our hospital has limited conditions and used cotton gauze for filling. But it is still bleeding actively, and the current cumulative blood loss has reached 10,000 milliliters." Lao Jia on the phone paused, and said: "We have no way to deal with it, can you accept it?"
Huo Congjun was well-informed, so he couldn't tell the expression. Everyone in the operating room had already made (⊙?⊙) expressions one by one.
A normal-sized human has a total blood volume of about 5000 milliliters.
In other words, the blood in the body of the car accident trauma patient on the phone has been changed twice.
Huo Congjun hesitated for two seconds, and said, "Our blood bank must not be enough."
"We are in charge of coordination." Old Jia gritted his teeth.
"Okay, I'll accept this patient, and you guys will send it here as soon as possible."
Lao Jia hurriedly thanked him, before he could hang up his mobile phone, he shouted: "Call the ambulance, turn around immediately, and send it to Yunyi Emergency Center..."
Huo Congjun raised his chin and signaled Nurse Niu to hang up the phone.
Zuo Liangcai watched Nurse Niu put the mobile phone back into Director Huo's pocket, and said, "The hospital below is doing nothing. It's a reckless disregard for human life. Didn't they know how to send it here earlier? When it's too late, they ask for help everywhere."
Huo Congjun shook his head, obviously not going to comment on it. He likes to tease people face to face, not behind their backs.
"Ling Ran, you will accompany me to pick up the patient later." Huo Congjun took a deep breath, then lowered his head and said, "Let's try to finish it within 30 minutes, go to someone, and ask the general surgery department to send another attending, just say we are busy. But come."
If after 30 minutes, the operation is not yet finished, the attending doctor from the general foreign hospital will probably be the chief surgeon.
Naturally, Ling Ran couldn't let such a thing happen, taking advantage of the gap between Huo Congjun's words, Ling Ran concentrated his energy and began to focus on the liver.
But in the eyes of everyone, Ling Ran seemed to suddenly shine brightly, not only covering up all the little doctors, even Huo Congjun's aura couldn't compare to it.
"Needle-holding forceps." Ling Ran reached out for the instrument, then bowed his head and started to do it.
When Huo Congjun finished the arrangement, came back to his senses, and started to focus on the operation at the moment, he suddenly realized that he was unable to intervene.
Ling Ran's skillful movements made Huo Congjun even more distracted for a while.
Based on Huo Congjun's experience of watching demonstration operations for many years, Ling Ran is not only accurate with stitches and stitches, but most importantly, Ling Ran is not just suturing, he obviously considers the liver as a whole, and even takes the liver as a whole. It is not an exaggeration to consider the abdominal cavity as a whole. This is the thinking of the emergency department, which makes Huo Congjun firmly believe:
This is talent!
"Director Huo, my duodenum has been sutured." In the operating room, Ling Ran wasn't the only one concentrating his efforts. Completed the task in hand faster Although everyone's tasks were difficult to be different, but still, it was Zuo Liang who completed the task first.
Huo Congjun tilted his head and glanced, nodded and said, "Good job."
Then, Huo Congjun returned to the established track, helping Ling Ran straighten his lines, expose Ling Ran's vision, facilitate Ling Ran's operations, support his liver and blood vessels, and do everything.
What Ling Ran did was also extremely comfortable, and he couldn't help but think in his heart: Sure enough, if he had a famous director-level assistant, it would be much easier to use than someone like Lu Wenbin.
"Thank you, Director Huo." Ling Ran nodded to Huo Congjun in a context that met the expectations of the society.
Huo Congjun smiled: "I should be the one to thank you on behalf of the patient. With the stitches like this, his liver can be regarded as preserved. After a few years of care, he might be able to drink a little wine."
Ling Ran teased his tender little liver with his hands, and agreed: "It's about three years of rest."
"Almost." Huo Congjun smiled all over his face, looking like an uncle at a barbecue stand.
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