Heavenly Lord Asura

Chapter 1256: This is a joke

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"You're so cruel, you old bastard!"

Wutan glared at the sloppy old man, said something with gritted teeth, and walked up to Xu Yi and the other two girls, but he couldn't do anything.

"You kiss it!"

The slovenly old man urged.

"well!"

After a moment, Wu Tian sighed deeply, turned to face the slovenly old man, with a trace of sadness on his face, and said: "Old senior, I can't go against my conscience and do something I don't want to do. I don't want to let her down. To tell you the truth, they and I are just companions."

"who is she?"

The scruffy old man was very curious.

Wu Tian said painfully: "Her? She is my lover. She once died to protect me. Now I can't do anything to make her sad."

"So she is dead? You are so stupid to leave three stunning beauties alone for a dead person." The sloppy old man shook his head.

"It doesn't matter if I'm stupid or not, as long as I have a clear conscience."

Wu Tian smiled faintly, a hint of hesitation flashed across his eyes, and said: "Senior, if you insist on keeping the three of them, I will not say anything more. Let Jiu Tian Kun Peng wake up, and I will leave now."

"You're just leaving like that?"

The sloppy old man was stunned.

Wu Tian said: "There is no point in staying here, it is better to leave as soon as possible and deal with the business."

"Okay, give me the token."

The sloppy old man waved his hand, and Jiu Tian Kun Peng, who had fallen into a deep sleep, immediately opened his eyes and looked around in confusion. When he saw the old man in black, his pupils suddenly contracted and he became alert as if facing a great enemy.

Wu Tian casually threw the token to the sloppy old man, then jumped up, landed on his back, and said, "Don't be nervous, we'll leave first."

"leave?"

Jiu Tian Kun Peng was stunned, and couldn't help but look at Xu Yi and the other two girls, and asked, "What about them?"

Wu Tian transmitted his voice: "Saving her is the most important thing. As for Xu Yi and the other two, their lives will not be in danger for the time being. After saving her, I will come and have a good talk with the old man."

Jiu Tian Kun Peng was silent for a while, and finally shook his head and said: "I can't abandon them."

Wutan was silent. If possible, he didn’t want to abandon the three people, but the sloppy old man was very powerful. What could he do

After a moment of hesitation, he took a deep breath, and then he landed in front of the sloppy old man and said in a deep voice: "Senior, how about this, you let them go, and I will stay with you."

"I don't like men." The sloppy old man shook his head.

Wu Tian got goosebumps all over his body and said angrily, "Old bastard, can you be more pure in your thoughts? I mean, I'm here to talk to you and relieve your boredom. What do you think you're going to do?"

"What's there for two grown men to talk about?"

The sloppy old man shook his head, suddenly smiled coldly, and said: "I can exchange you for them, but I want your life, do you dare?"

Wu Tian's heart trembled, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Why not!"

"Ha ha… "

Hearing this, the sloppy old man suddenly burst into laughter.

As the laughter started, in Yu Wutan's suspicious sight, the plain suddenly disappeared, and was replaced by a sea with rolling waves.

Wu Tian was shocked and looked around, only to find that Jiu Tian Kun Peng, who had awakened earlier, was still sleeping, and the same was true for Xu Yi and the other two girls.

And right in front of him, an old man in black looked him up and down, sometimes shaking his head, sometimes nodding, with an extremely complicated expression.

Wu Tian looked at the sloppy old man and asked, "What's going on?"

The scruffy old man said, "Boy, you passed the test."

"Test?" Wu Tian was stunned.

The sloppy old man said calmly: "Earlier, you thought you had escaped from my illusion, but you didn't know that you were still in my illusion."

"How can it be?"

Wu Tian was horrified and said in disbelief: "If I was really in your illusion, how come the blood-colored token was in your hand? And why do you look exactly the same as in the illusion?"

The sloppy old man said, "To you, everything before is an illusion, but to me, it is all real, both true and false. This is the terrifying part of my 'True and Illusion Ban'."

Wutan was horrified. After all his efforts, he still couldn't escape the constraints of the illusion.

No, what’s with Xiao Wuhao’s shout

He remembered that it was Xiao Wuhao's shout that woke him up from his drowsy state at first, and Xiao Wuhao also spoke a long speech. Could it be that that was also fake

"I did call you, but you didn't respond. I knew at the time that you might have been confused by the illusion. Later, I tried many methods, but they still didn't work, so I simply gave up, because I believe in you, and you can break the illusion with your own ability."

However, when he secretly told Xiao Wuhao about his doubts, Xiao Wuhao actually answered like this.

After hearing these words, Wutan finally believed that he was indeed in an illusion.

At the same time, my heart became even more incredible.

He was also a ban master, but this kind of extremely real yet illusory ban was the first time he encountered it.

Suddenly, Wutan's face changed slightly, and he quickly looked around, because he thought, everything before was an illusion, so could it be an illusion now as well

The sloppy old man said, "Don't look at it anymore. You have indeed left the illusion now. Of course, I took the initiative to close the illusion ban. As for the reason why I closed the illusion ban, it was only because of your final decision."

"My decision?" Wu Tian was stunned.

The sloppy old man said, "I have a strange temper. Although I like killing, I hate people who betray me. If you had ridden the Nine Heavens Kunpeng and left directly, I would not have let you go even with the token of the demon slave. You would have been trapped in the illusion until you died of old age."

Upon hearing this, Wu Tian couldn't help but secretly celebrate in his heart. If Jiu Tian Kun Peng hadn't said at the end that he didn't want to abandon Xu Yi and the other two, he would have really left.

As if he knew what Wu Tian was thinking, the sloppy old man jokingly said, "Boy, do you really think that Jiu Tian Kun Peng helped you? To tell you the truth, that Jiu Tian Kun Peng was just an illusion I created. It was me who really reminded you."

"you?"

Wu Tian looked at him questioningly, obviously not believing it.

The sloppy old man sighed, "After all, I have a certain friendship with the demon slave, and he is so powerful. If I really kill you, I will not be able to explain to him. Besides, you and the four beasts are old acquaintances, so I have to give them some face, right? But if you insisted on leaving alone at that time, I would not show mercy."

"I see."

After hearing this, Wu Tian was already sweating profusely.

It really is a matter of a single thought that determines life and death!

Wu Tian bowed and said: "Thank you for your mercy, senior. I will never forget it."

The sloppy old man shook his head and said, "Don't thank me. It's because you have a wide network of contacts and know those few old friends of mine."

"The few old friends? Could it be that the senior is talking about the four divine beasts?" Wu Tian said.

"That's right. In the ancient war, the four great beasts and the gods I was familiar with perished one after another. I barely escaped. I thought I would never see them again, but I didn't expect that you would resurrect them in the end. The four great beasts worked hard to protect the people of the world until their death. As the saying goes, good is rewarded with good and evil is punished with evil. Perhaps this is a gift from God to them, allowing them to start over."

The sloppy old man was deeply moved.

Wutan nodded. The four divine beasts were very kind and righteous when they were alive. It would be too unfair to them if they really died like this.

But then again, there is no fairness in this world. Only strength and hard work can make you live longer.

Wu Tian bowed and said, "Senior, may I ask your name?"

The sloppy old man tilted his head and thought for a while, then said, "I can tell you, but you have to let me see your true face first."

"Why?" Wu Tian was puzzled.

The sloppy old man said calmly, "I want to see who is more handsome, you or me."

Wu Tian was extremely speechless. He was already an old monster from the last period. Was there any need to be so narcissistic

"Senior, I can reveal my true identity, but you have to promise me to keep it a secret for me."

He looks exactly like the God Xuanyuan. If the sloppy old man leaks the secret and it gets to the ears of the Emperor of Heaven and others, he will be completely finished.

"It's just a piece of shit, what's there to keep secret?" The sloppy old man was extremely puzzled.

"Just agree to it, senior." Wu Tian said.

The sloppy old man shook his head and sighed, "Ancient remnants like me are thorns in the eyes of the heavens. When the ancient times were destroyed, I was lucky enough to escape thanks to the intervention of your people from the Mie Tian Zhan Clan. So to be honest, your Mie Tian Zhan Clan is still my benefactor, and we are allies. Naturally, I will never leak your information to the people in the heavens."

Wutan looked at him deeply, and his mind moved, and his body shape and face changed immediately.

When he returned to his original form, the sloppy old man backed away violently as if he had seen a ghost in broad daylight, trembling and saying: "You are... You are Xuanyuan... Xuanyuan God!"

"Xuanyuan God?"

Wu Tian's heart moved, his face darkened, and he said: "Yes, I am Xuanyuan God. I was just testing you before, but what you did really disappointed me."

Plop!

The sloppy old man was so frightened that he was paralyzed, his face turned pale and he was trembling.

"This is a joke."

Upon seeing this, Wu Tian hurried forward to help the slovenly old man up, and said apologetically: "Senior, I was just joking with you, don't take it seriously."

But the old man didn't think so, and quickly bowed and said: "In front of the adults, how can I bear the word senior? Please stop joking, my old bones can't stand such torture."

Wu Tian's face was full of helplessness. If he had known that the old man had a fragile heart, he should not have made this joke.

With a bitter smile, Wu Tian said: "Senior, please take a closer look. Although I look exactly like Xuanyuan God, if you look closely, you can still see the difference between him and me."

"Sir, I said I would stop joking, why are you joking again? For a being like you, changing your appearance and essence is not an easy task. Sir, please stop making fun of me, okay?"

The sloppy old man became anxious and begged repeatedly.

(End of this chapter)