Lin Beichen has been thinking about a question all this time.
Is my utilization rate of [Taobao] app too low
After all, his past life experience told Lin Beichen that as long as you can't think of it, there is nothing you can't buy on Taobao.
For example, after those notorious health care products, physiques, muscle-building powders, protein powders and other items in the previous life, after being modified by Death Phone, will they have the effects they advertise
It's just that these things are too expensive.
Lin Beichen didn't dare to try it easily.
But now, the task is urgent.
He decided to give it a try.
Open the [Taobao] APP and enter the words 'improve physical fitness' in the search bar.
In an instant, large swaths of health care products were listed.
"DHA cod liver oil, improves brain power..."
"[Broken Ganoderma Spore Powder] comprehensively enhances human body energy... "
"Ampusen Amino Acid Tablets comprehensively improve the immunity of men and women."
“Prasala Feminine Energy Powder…”
“NUTRILITE Echinacea Healthy Echinacea Inulin Powder…”
There are a lot of various kinds of products.
If you just look at the curative effects in their instructions, they are definitely rare miracle medicines in the world.
Drink a spoonful and live to old age.
Eat a piece of Sai Shenxian.
Not to mention ordinary headaches and brain fever, even terminal illnesses can be cured as long as you buy more and eat more.
After all, today’s e-commerce sellers really dare to fight for anything.
In his previous life, Lin Beichen certainly wouldn't have believed it.
but now
This is something that has been modified by the God of Death's mobile phone.
He gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, and made up his mind, and successively selected [Cod Liver Oil], [Broken Ganoderma Spore Powder], [Amino Acid Tablets], [Korean Red Ginseng Essence], [Muscle Gaining Powder], and [Protein Powder]. There are ten kinds of health products in total, place your order directly.
"Dingdong, you have paid 1,478 black stones and your order was successfully placed."
Lin Beichen's heart was bleeding when he heard the chargeback news coming from his mobile phone.
This time I really took advantage of my wife.
He was about to close the [Taobao] APP page, but at this moment, his eyes suddenly caught sight of another item in a blue box—
Sildenafil Citrate Tablets.
Oh
There is such a thing.
Tsk tsk tsk.
Most people don’t know what Sildenafil Citrate Tablets are.
But Lin Beichen knew.
It also has a domestic name—
Viagra.
Who is who knows.
Lin Beichen's eyes froze for a moment, and suddenly he had a very bold idea in his mind.
Place an order.
I spent 294 Xuanshi directly to buy a box of 25MG*21 tablets of Sildenafil Citrate Tablets.
Then I paid an extra 100 black stones for expedited shipping.
Half a day later, all the goods had been mailed.
After Lin Beichen received the system message from the [Taobao] APP, he returned to his courtyard and clicked the [Confirm Receipt] button. A small black hole vortex appeared in the sky.
Snap, snap, snap.
A dozen bottles, cans, and small boxes fell out of the black hole.
Lin Beichen quickly put it away.
This is the treasure he spent 1872 black stones to get.
Next, it’s time to try the effects of these magical health care products.
Lin Beichen found a ceramic altar, opened a can of muscle-building powder, mixed it with water, stirred evenly, scooped up a small spoonful, and subconsciously wanted to taste it...
"Wait, what if this thing has any side effects?"
He thought for a while and decided to find another test subject.
After all, you can't joke with your own life.
After thinking for a moment, he added some [Korean Red Ginseng Essence], [Amino Acid Tablets], and [Broken Ganoderma Spore Powder], stirred evenly, and prepared a jar of strange liquid.
Then, Lin Beichen walked out of the courtyard carrying the jar.
Outside the gate of Baiyue Hall.
"Xiaxia passed away quietly and left behind a little secret. I can't tell you from the bottom of my heart..."
The Bluetooth speaker placed in front of the square is playing the square dance song "Pink Memories".
A group of shirtless young rough guys were sweating and doing squats in full swing, exposing their strong pectoralis major muscles.
Lin Beichen walked over, waved, and said: "Young men, come on, let's stop for a while. You are all tired from training. Let's drink some water to quench our thirst."
He poured twenty bowls full of muscle-building water from the ceramic jar.
"Thank you, instructor."
"Thank you, elder."
"Brother Zhu..."
The young men had different names, but they all had a look of admiration on their faces, and they picked up the bowl and drank it all without hesitation.
Lin Beichen observed secretly.
If these young men had diarrhea after drinking or something like that, he would just pretend that nothing happened and just sneak away.
If it really works...
Haha, then back off, I'm going to show off.
The poor test subjects had no doubt that it existed, so they picked up the bowl and drank it all in one gulp.
Then continued the squat exercise.
After a while.
"Why have my clothes gotten smaller? Huh, no, it's... I've grown taller?"
"Power, I feel the increase in power."
"Wow, my muscles are bulging and hard, like steel. Try cutting me with a knife..."
Clang!
His companion slashed him with a knife.
A sound like the jingling of gold and stone sounded.
I saw a cluster of sparks splashing on the muscles of the young man who had been stabbed, leaving only a white mark, but he was uninjured.
Everyone else was stunned.
Lin Beichen was also stunned.
Ah this...
The effect is a bit scary.
He saw with his own eyes that after drinking the potion, in less than a stick of incense, the bodies of twenty young men quickly expanded like inflatable dolls - not only the increase in muscles, but also the growth of the skeleton. , the improvement of physical strength...
The twenty young men in fine clothes who originally had only the strength of a grand master suddenly swelled to the level of a half-deity.
Lin Beichen's eyes shone.
Absolutely.
I'm a fucking genius.
The effect of the prepared potion must be remarkable.
"I'm so stupid, really."
"I should have thought a long time ago that this is the correct way to use [Taobao]. In the past, I just bought pistols and sniper rifles and ignored these things..."
“Actually, these things are also treasures.
In the future, if you want to make any elixirs or make any medicines, wouldn’t it be nice to buy them directly on Taobao
It’s just the price…
While Lin Beichen was thinking about it, he carefully observed the twenty young men beside him.
A full hour passed.
Not only did they not suffer any side effects, but after completing several sets of KEEP actions, their strength was once again improved.
It’s done.
Lin Beichen was completely relieved.
"Ahem..."
He coughed lightly, put his hands behind his back, raised his head at a 45-degree angle, and said, "Stop for a moment, let me fill a cup."
The young muscular men stopped.
"Do you know why your physique and strength suddenly increased dramatically?"
Lin Beichen asked.
The rough guys were stunned and shook their heads.
Lin Beichen pointed to the ceramic altar.
"Ah, could it be that... there is magic medicine in the water?"
"No wonder, I just felt that this water had a strange smell..."
"What's wrong?"
"It tastes so good."
"Could it be you, Elder Zhu..."
Although the Burakumin are simple-minded, they are not really brainless.
After being reminded, everyone responded immediately.
Lin Beichen nodded reservedly, but soon became triumphant again and said: "Bai Erhei, go find the chief and ask him to gather everyone. I want to pretend... let's just say that the Baiyue tribe is really going to pout this time... Even Jesus can’t stop what I said.”
I feel like this accidental acceleration mission can be completed ahead of schedule.